#usually as a text to the gc LMAO

[stardustanddaffodils]

christmas brings up a few dilemmas that i prefer to just simply Not Think About

[bi-moonlight]

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[the-amber-droid-dreams]

god today was so fucking exhausting i --

[satoruhour]

Thoughts on poly with satosugu

a/n: long post LOL enjoy

howd you manage to get two of the most caring yet annoying boyfriends ever??? they feed off each others energy sm it’s insane lol good luck. but not in a bad way of course. it def started out when one man of the two was frustrated with the stagnancy and the mixed signals between the three of you that gojo decided to confess and the both of you dated for a while.

geto didnt rlly wanna intrude and felt bad even tho you three were still eye fucking basically every time u were in a room together. gojo was the first to ask you about it “no because ive thought of it too” and gojo’s face lights up bc teecchnically hes been texting geto always how its been a dream to date you even tho it rubs in the wound a little. but it’s ok!!!! im sorry suguru!!! all three of you are together now !!!! 

to start off they are very physical and clingy. always need to have some part of their body on you. gojo prefers the arm slinging over your shoulders, geto prefers a more subtle arm around the waist. ppl r always starin when you three go out 😭 but it’s so cute lowkey! gojo is usually the upbeat one, suggesting dates and places to go and things to do, creating the gc between the three of you (if u didnt alr have one), keeping the relationship fresh with a lot of questions. geto contributes more to the practicality of the rs?? not to say he doesnt talk or is passive in the poly rs but he’s more of a getting groceries, lounging in the back watching the two of you talk excitedly bout digimon, and likes the household chores kind of guy.

it feels like if i say this it’s too cheesy but gojo feels like a sunrise: the dawn of a new day and the adventures that it may bring while geto is like sunsets: the dusk of winding down after the exciting day and youre always craving both. gojo and geto complete each other in countless other ways too and the dynamic you three have is super adorable.

ill highlight a few scenarios bc theres too much potential and power w/ poly stsg!! watching movies: geto us usually okay with anything u two pick out and gojo picks out some psychological horror for funsies but hes screaming into geto’s arms at every jumpscare 😭 the popcorn goes everywhere good lord. you and geto laugh (in the case youre not too afraid of horror) laugh at gojo and pepper him in kisses even when he puts the blame on you for choosing this movie. “too scared that youre placing the blame on our poor (y/n)?” gojo tsks and swats away geto’s hand but is soon distracted by you pulling u into your embrace lol <3 the usual movie positions are like this: either the both of you latch onto geto’s sides, or youre tucked into geto and gojo sits on the floor, your head in either man’s laps and your feet on the other, you squashed in the middle of them both, gojo tucked in your hug while you are tucked in geto’s <333

going grocery shopping: it’s stocking up time and geto cant possibly handle bringing back all the groceries by himself so he brings you along and also (reluctantly) brings gojo. main reason is bc gojo likes to put a lot of things in the cart and begs with his pretty eyes of his that geto always gives in 😭 youre like semi-focused on the task. you put together the grocery list but then youre getting distracted when you see the fruits section and point at it excitedly to geto. gojo is somewhere in the store. sometimes you lead the expedition, pushing the trolley as geto and gojo walk together a few steps behind hand in hand. it changes a whole lot.

sometimes geto will head off to get something and youre left to push the trolley, with gojo by your side kissing your temples walking by your side. they will both sometimes play pranks on you and go off without telling u and run around the store hoping you wont find them LMAO, or even be so so embarrassing dancing in the middle of the aisles or putting their face up to the cameras that broadcast the footage on big tvs ….. also once you guys lost gojo and you had to make an announcement at the counter to call for a six foot man to meet you two at the cashiers….

it’s easy to feel insecure sometimes, or rather not getting enough love / feeling left out bc sometimes they both click so well together you cant understand their inside jokes or they act like boys again, hitting and laughing to each other about shoko fumbling utahime again or something. they apologise profusely, feeling guilty that they even made u feel like that, esp gojo since he has a tendency to initiate a lot of those jokes which you dont understand, or talk about man things lol. youre the sole focus of their eyes always and they show it even more today by pampering you, having a sleepover ish date night, you paint each other’s nails and do some skin care, gossip a little. geto and gojo compliments you a lot, even more so during this bout of insecurity. they fight over who gives better compliments 😭😭😭😭

but either way you bring both of them in to kiss them as a thank you. it’s so difficult to choose between the both of them for cuddling too bc theyre so warm always. you curl into geto first bc on this night you guys picked your fav movie (which also happened to be gojo’s fav) but you were feeling tired asf so the former let you rest up on him while hte latter had his eyes glued. and later when geto needs to clean up he passes you to gojo gently and you adjust yourself against his lanky body <3333 “she’s just so cute, ain’t she?” geto smiles, brushes your hair out ur face, placing a peck on your forehead and another on gojo’s lips. “rest up first, both of you. i’ll come in soon.”

overall best boyfriends ever; let me highlight some more scenarios which i think would happen: coddling over you when you get your period. geto holding your tummy and massaging it while gojo feeds u snacks. fighting over the blanket between the three of you. gojo runs cold at night, geto runs a little cold too so youre usually the mediator between the two of them. “just buy a bigger blanket!!!” and gojos up and ready to head out at 3am. “go to sleep satoru the stores not open rn.” “theft exists.” “no!” sometimes youd go on individual dates when the other cant make it, esp when you three have busy schedules. either two will ALWAYS promise to shower the third in affection once they return home from the date! sometimes when you three need to visit weddings, you’d be squashed in the middle dancing with them, two towers and the shorter one in between that it looks a little comical.

fighting about whose music is the best in the car and fighting over the au, fighting abt who gets to drive. gojo tries to squeeze into the stick shift bc sometimes he misses you two in the back seat :(((( they let you sit down on public transport if the car isnt possible. scary dog privileges, two of them. gojo sneers at anyone who wants ur number and tells them off, geto glares quietly, gojo thinks its bc of him but actually it’s all geto’s doing LMAOAOAO. loving the kisses they both give you: gojo a little more excitable and geto’s sensual and slower, will also fight over who you should straddle when your making out but u give them both equal attention. one will take over the other whos preoccupied with your lips. geto littering kisses down your neck while youre busy with gojo’s lips and vice versa 💟💟💟

sigh id love to be in a poly rs with them and id love to write n*sfw but my hands hurt toodles (i do have a stsg ask that is smutty tho ... will write that soon muahahha)

hello hello!

[causenessus]

love notes

part 0.5. FIRE EXTINGUISHER MAN

"i can see you everywhere but we just go our ways pretend we don't know what is going on i've been into you for so, so long"

from hold me down by the simps, left in shinjuku, tokyo

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really stupid and short chapter LMAOOO but everyone needed a debriefing

the fire extinguisher is excuse is SO LAME but it was the first thing that came to mind and i rolled with it

omi's ominous text was osamu messaging his individually right before he pulled the fire extinguisher story out of his ass

he was just spamming omi like "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO WITH WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY PLEASE OR EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED PLEASE YOU HAVE TO"

honestly everyone's lives are so chaotic, bokuto's used a fire extinguisher before...like y/n's learned to just believe osamu's stories atp

i say timestamps don't matter and then usually pay attention to them anyway. but i don't want to be held responsible for the times i'm too lazy to care about them LMAO

the ride or die gc is like an every man for themselves warzone while the coffee enthusiasts gc is just everyone being in love with akaashi and making sure everyone's taking care of themselves <3 + kenma and y/n sibling banters

akaashi is so swamped in homework he literally zones out to those animal crossing pomodoro timers on youtube and ends up working through the breaks on accident anyway

atsumu and oikawa really stood up in the middle of a moving bus to hug it out in front of everyone on the way to the airport

me when i pick and choose when random other msby players come into the story <3 everyone say hi shoyo!!!

CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A LITTLE CHANGE IN THE COLOR SCHEMES OF LOVE NOTES!! just changing from green to a mauve pink <33 bc i realized how i can use fancy colors!!! i love lyrics thank u wyr again for being my life saver <333

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✧ rocking facts :

yn and noya just need a little time apart,,,

since yn spends almost every sunday with the bros™️ noya will usually have a solo practice for a good chunk of the day and he usually wraps up by the time yn is getting home so they can have a little movie night to wind down and just chill together

this is one of yn and noya’s few serious fights in their years of friendship, they have rarely had arguments that have ended in not speaking for days like this one has

without fault yn’s brothers (and rin since he came into the picture in high school) have been there for her through everything and she’s extremely comforted by the fact that no matter what she can fall back on them to support her, just as she will always do for them

of course she’s also so thankful to have iwa as a friend as well, since he’s pretty levelheaded and is pretty damn good at seeing things from a different perspective, plus he does a great job of knocking sense into people

the texts to the miya gc took place RIGHT after yn and noya’s texts so noya is still at the gym at that point

he was planning on maybe talking to yn when he got home but she was not there which really only hurt more - he found out she went to atsumu’s from iwa

yn had to very carefully crawl out of a cuddle pile (aka all three boys piling on top of her) so she could go out onto atsumu’s balcony to call iwa

they ended up talking for a good two hours before yn very sternly told iwa to go to sleep since she knew he had practice in the morning

btw if it’s not obvious the tweet iwa was referring to was the “i fucked up” tweet from yn’s priv that was in the last chapter 🫡🫡🫡

even after yn comes back to the apartment the next day she and noya don’t speak to each other because neither one can figure out how to even start approaching the situation - thus lots of avoidance and lots of awkwardness for the other roommates (rip)

↬ a/n : really short part i’m sorry 😞 but the next part should probably make up for it 🔥 i’ll be honest i’m not even sure i like this part but i’ve already started writing the next part so it would be too much to redo so WE MARCH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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[nicoleheichou]

Girl Of My Dreams - Chapter 68: Send It!

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Synopsis: Sakusa was the type to always get things done on his own, but now that he's forced to juggle between his successful pro-volleyball career and being a single dad, what happens when he enrolls his daughter in a new preschool and meets his daughter's new teacher? Will their relationship remain professional or will it evolve into something more?

They all took separate cars so they're able to respond in the gc lmao. Don't worry they all took ubers so no one was texting and driving to the restaurant. 💀

The guys did in fact think that mc was hot after watching that video and a few of them may have saved it for entertainment purposes.

There may or may not have been an attempt for baby #2 that night but it might have been spoiled by a sleepy baby that didn't want to sleep alone.

Kimi took a photo of the group while they were busy asking one of the staff members to take one for them, so that's why Sakusa was asking Hinata to give photo creds lol.

Kageyama and mc are terrible when they're drunk together lol. She also told everyone she passed by that Kageyama was her favorite setter.

As usual, let me know what you thought. Leave a comment or send an ask!

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[diovstheworld]

Never forget la squadra's canon gc!!! Can you write some hcs about how each of them act in the gc plz?

ahhhh of course i can! this request honestly came at the best time bc i was thinking of doing a post like this and i was already making a post about their typing styles so i’m gonna combine them all in one! thank you so much for requesting and i hope you like! also side note, this is a modern take on the group chat rather than of the period golden wind is set and ALSO i’m sorry some of these are shorter for some of the characters :(

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Risotto:

proper punctuation and capital letters at all times when he’s typing

he's not one for using abbreviations very much but he does use some of the ones that formaggio has taught him

tries to keep the group chat strictly for work purposes but it never stays that way lmaooo

doesn’t really understand the memes that are sent and usually responds with a ‘???’

he’s not really one to use emojis, i feel like he would be a little confused by them

some of the others try to teach him but it never goes very well

he does use the knife emoji a lot though

his response time to messages varies. if it’s something important, he’ll respond quickly. if it’s something dumb, like a meme or something that he doesn’t feel needs his input, he’ll take longer to reply or just read the message and not reply at all

probably the tamest in the group chat

he’s the type of person who misses a lot of messages and has to scroll back so far to see all the chain of messages he’s missed

Prosciutto:

middle aged woman type texting tbh Imao

just like risotto, he has full proper puntuation and capital letters in his texts

uses text abbreviations even though he doesnt use them correctly Imao

just like risotto he’s not great with emojis but he does use them

but he uses them in completely the wrong way which is always making formaggio laugh (i think these headcanons i have are heavily based on the fact i see prosciutto and risotto as the mum and dad of the group lmaooo)

takes his time with typing so it normally takes him a while to respond to the chat

isn’t a fan of the memes that are sent in the chat mainly because i feel he would have a strange taste in memes (facebook mum type memes tbh lmao)

Illuso:

always types in lower case (he's just like me for real)

loves to send memes

probably the worst for responding

he very often leaves the guys on read which results in the boys having to harass him with messages until he answers them

always making fun of prosciutto for taking so long to type

also always making fun of any meme that isn’t his lmao

but he secretly finds a lot of them funny and even saves a lot of them

always giving nickname suggestions for the other members

Formaggio:

big user of all caps texting to be honest

regularly asked if his caps lock button is broken lmao

another one who also loves sending memes to the group

sends them at the worst times though. the other members of the squad regularly get annoyed at him for sending memes at 4am

very active in the group chat but has a bad habit of ignoring work related messages from time to time

always the one to take the conversation topic off of work and onto something completely unrelated

when he’s not sending memes, he’s normally documenting his whole life to the group tbh. he’s sending pictures anytime he sees a cute dog or cat on the street or if he sees something funny out in public

basically just constantly spamming the group chat lmao

also always giving nickname suggestions for each of the members

Ghiaccio:

another all caps enjoyer actually

except he actually is yelling unlike formaggio

again, likes to send memes but his taste in memes is awful lmao

he answers messages pretty quickly i think to be honest

i think in general he’s very active in the group chat and basically reads messages the second they come in unless he’s busy on a job

also probably harassing the group chat a lot when they don’t answer him

and since he’s impatient it’s only going to be a few minutes before he’s sending follow up messages lmao

also always gets irritated by formaggio’s spamming lmao

Melone:

also practically lives in the chat at all times and is always active

was the one who made the group chat for risotto (because i think risotto wouldn’t be too good with technology lmao) and is definitely a co-admin

always giving the members different nicknames and changing the name of the group chat

and risotto always has to change it back lmao

i also think he would type in lowercase

which i feel would annoy prosciutto which is also partly why he does it lmao

has definitely sent nudes to the group chat before (he says it was an accident but no one believes him)

Pesci:

always replying with a lot of laughing emojis to all the memes that are sent

i think he’s pretty quiet in the group chat. he doesn’t say much but he’s always reading messages

always leaves likes on messages too to let people know that he’s definitely read them

sometimes he feels to awkward to respond or doesn’t know what to say so that’s why he likes the messages instead

but he always responds to prosciutto and risottos messages first, all the others are secondary

unlike formaggio and illuso, pesci is making cute and nice nickname suggestions for the group chat

also melone is probably always scarring that poor boy with some of those photos he sends lmaooo

[lumidark166]

New Kid (Rewrite) Headcanons cause why not lol

This is my new kid in TSOT

IN TFBW, this is my new kid look and his character sheet Credit to @lolliepops-rox for this edit, thank you so much!!

This gonna be full-on rambling I'm sorry Eka's full name is Eka Widjaya Pratama but he always uses a short version cause the full one makes him look plain Indonesian lol

Eka in tsot, he somewhat freaks out because the town is crazy and weird, but he feels comfortable that now he finally made friends after so long his family moved town to town so much that he hasn't made friends He has selective mutism, which causes anxiety but after that, he feels more comfortable saying a few words to speak, but when he suddenly can't speak, he usually texts or uses cards to speak cause the kids and the adults probably can't understand what he said in sign language and Cartman will make fun of him.

speaking of Cartman, Eka never anyone his real name cause of Cartman, he is not afraid of Cartman, he just doesn't want his anxiety to make it more troublesome if Cartman spread that his name is shit like gossip and his progress to speak more will reduce to square one again His vocabulary is just 'dude' cause how much he spends time with Kyle and Stan Eka just doesn't care, everyone, calls him douchebag, buttlord, etc, he just thinks it's funny cause he likes to make fun of himself and make smelly farts all of the time lmao-

He is like when tfbw gives him time farts "Fart now can time bend shit, fuck yeah THIS IS MY MC ERA" like he doesn't think tsot also in his mc era

Creek couple for some reason 'adopted' new kid beside Stripe, Eka is confused about wtf is going on until Tweek spoiled him so much lmao Eka is like "My real parents are shit so Tweek and Craig is my parents now" that didn't age well in tfbw for a while tho-

Being a hero with an assassin class, he uses SHARP ace of spades cards instead of knives cause he was inspired by a cartoon show of spies/ agents that used cards lol

when the start of tfbw, Eka is kinda bored and curious wtf is this game they are playing that is so important that they ditch Eka and the other kids. then when Cartman asked what are your class, Eka immediately takes his notebook, and make one page of the class he wants and skill he wants also describing the weakness so cartman can't do his class type picker thing cause Eka knew Cartman gonna make fun of him. why one page? cause Eka knew if he was too invested he gonna make it 10 pages instead lmao

Eka doesn't care about the timeline of the movies when the two franchises hate their methods so much that they split up but He ONLY cares about the angst, after they got together as one franchise, Dr.Timothy asks origin story of Ace of Spades aka New Kid Hero Name, then he wrote in google doc of 40k draft origin story and send it to the freedom pals gc chat and he texted

Butthole: So if there want changes somethings let me know *Thump_up* I don't think they see Eka the same way after he wrote that shit in 15 minutes, 40k in 15 minutes lmao also, they cried hard cause its so much angst, they never gonna survive because Eka is an angst enthusiast ofc he gonna make it unnecessarily sad for no reason (edited) The freedom pals meet and discussing it about the franchise timeline, till making it a yelling battle

"What if there is angst on the table guys, angst bring entertainment you know" Eka only speak only in that meeting and never said anything again in other meetings

Freedom Pals stare at him confused while the former coon and friends are terrified Even Super Craig was like "Oh my god, I forgot about Butthole origin story- Fuck, guys… never make New Kid the main writer if there gonna be casting" Mosquito even start crying, yeah Eka traumatized them for dear life lmao

The new kid wrote his superhero persona as a self-destructive, self-sacrifice hero, he even tried to suggest that he want to lose his arm when the situation of one of Eka's parents need to sacrifice for Mephesto thing but luckily, Craig talks it out to him into not doing that, Eka is silly but idiot bitch

Eka play Stick of Truth and superhero game as the distraction of his home but because Cartman and others play superhero now, he instantly joins so he can peacefully forget about his parents being shit Reactions to them about NK skill, spin slash

"What is that... cards?, pfft that not gonna hurt me-" Then New Kid threw a few cards at Tupperware and the cards almost got into Tupperware's head, it goes through the helmet

"Okay, who dare it's okay the New Kid play with sharp things.." A very concerned and angry Wonder Tweek being a mom "Shut up, New Kid doesn't need to be babied" (Super Craig) 'Why are you my emotional dad figure again…' Eka is disappointed lmao

Eka is also a style shipper but he is kinda tired of them talking about the bigger franchise but then again he doesn't care about franchises so- He was like " YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID, YOU GUYS CAN BE STILL FRIENDS FFS, CAN YOU GUYS LEAVE COON" But because of his mutism, he can't say shit

Eka is sick of Coon and his bs and also wants to unalive him for a couple of reasons but he realized that not worth the hassle cause he knows it's gonna bite him in the ass if Cartman revenge on the new kid

in the finale of mitch conner's fight, Eka made his arm almost broken cause he is sick of Coon bs he just said "You know what, you already traumatized me killing my own father, so I am gonna give you a taste of REAL pain" which is he is not holding back and almost break Cartman left hand

Eka's best friends are Kenny and Butters, blonde boys and also Butters's protection squad Remember a photo in butters parents' room? Eka blackmailed Stephen to use that photo, to put it on Coonstagram so Butters don't ground for a long time About Kenny and Eka hc, they are inseparable until a superhero game made them distant In fact in civil war fight, Mysterion mostly target Eka for no reason "You join the wrong side, New Kid" "THEN WHY YOU DIDNT TELL ME, YOU UNDERWEAR HERO ASSHOLE bangsat anjing nih anak" translation: son of a bitch

he whispered cussing in Indonesian in the last ones cause he was that angry- "Dude, I think he pissed.." Toolshed noticed when Eka is angry is not a good thing "I guess our intel that New Kid willingly join Coon and Friends is fake" D.Timothy usual telepathy thing

also the twist here, Eka becomes a quadruple agent, instead of spying for coon and friends he was like "Nope, I wanna know wtf is cartman going with this shit and I am not gonna get blamed for his shit"

after the couple's counseling, Eka get beaten and the couple just looks at Eka, "You know what, let's do this together.. for Butthole" After that they eat at McDonald's cause Tweek spoils Eka like a child lmao

after civil war 2, freedom pals found a notebook belonging to Eka but it's nothing special.

cause it's a drawing vent book that he draws mostly circles and notes from school and a weird list of items which is 100 glue, 20 tortillas and etc it's for crafting but he didn't write the context what is it for so they are so confused about what it meant "Look is New Kid okay? the book on the back of the cover it's said it's a vent book, but why the hell are there so many circles and this weird list??.." Toolshed concerned "As much I hate New Kid mentally ill and need therapy jokes (affectionate).. he needs therapy" (Tupperware)

One day, Eka found his confidence and tell his real name cause new kid doesn't feel like gonna be a long thing and probs confused with other new kid/exchange students so crack hc : Eka write fanfic of their superhero persona, especially Bunny but its enemies to lovers mysterion and Chaos cause in canon, chaos has WALL of mysterion pics Eka see that in tsot was like "… fruity"

Eka also does cover songs but in vtuber style where the cover/mv has lore animation so it gives a hint to his origin story he realizes singing makes him forget his anxiety, so he gives a message with his singing instead

Oh yeah also, Eka is kinda Kyle 2.0 but more emotional like Stan, he is just Kyle 2.0 cause he second person to fight Cartman constantly lol, At the start of the fight usually Eka gives him a really BAD fart lol

"Wha hey, Douchebag what that for?!" Cartman is angry at the Eka, apparently, he talks shit about his country's people being overproud Eka just stare at him blankly but he put a card that quote "Come at me, bitchboy" Ofc Eka won that easily, he kick him in the stomach hard that he vomit. Probably shouldn't watch too much Kamen Rider cause Rider Kicks lmao-

"Mampus lu" then he just walked away

"I don't know what that means but I am prouuud of our kid" (Craig) "It's mean 'deserved' but that doesn't mean New kid is your child, Craig" (Wendy)

Eka uses this to communicate sometimes when his phone is dead or doesn't have a notebook on him

Eka usual wear in TFBW

And that it lol, this is long post lmao

[821hiiro]

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just today i started looking at a lot of character edits on pinterest, and i loveee them (,,>﹏<,,) some of my fav editors are fieryscreams, olleesuke, arashisgirlfriend and mintst4rss (all of them are on pinterest^^). i have made a few picmixes of those card edits⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

the bathroom in the house that i usually use (one that is next to my room) has a broken toilet ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა there are two other toilets in my house, one in the laundry (not too sure if it works, but no one in my family uses it) and also once that is in the bathroom of my mum’s room. i’m too unmotivated to walk all the way there (even though it is just down the hallway) so lately i have just been fucking dying inside ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ i really hope the toilet gets fixed soon, cuz i’m gonna die…

also, on the group chat all my friends are on (four people including myself lmao) they literally planned to go to the mall together without me??? like, do it on a group chat with just the three of you if you’re not inviting me… and they send snaps to each other communicating about going out, which is so stupid because if it was the, texting i wouldn’t read it, but with snaps i read and look at all of them cuz i, the one who saves it all to the gc. it is super hypocritical of one friend in particular to do that, because she has gotten mad at me in the past for chatting to my friend in a group chat she was also in about something she wasn’t apart of, yet she and the others plan a whole day out without me… i mean, i wouldn’t have went anyways, but at least you could’ve of asked me to go, you know?

[tasseren]

Yuppers, one of those branching ideas that starts off simple and then the more you follow it the more insane and inspire you realise it can be. I would love to share if you want to hear, I could always use a sounding board from someone who has loved the content longer then me. Where did you read the manga, like online or were you somehow able get copies in hand?

Ganon's gonna need a license for his restaurant with the ammount gambling going on there. The ones who usually lose are the two kitchen cult boys? I can see it, they think they know their boss so well and pop off when they do win a bet. But their odds at winning a bet are hilariously bad.

Let there always be cringe, make it like an onion. Every layer peeled off is a layer closer but also show new stuff that is even weirded then the last to the other.

Stolen dishsoap.

Hey btw do you want like my discord or something?

Sure I’d love to hear, we should definitely continue this on discord! I don’t own the copies, but I can send you an online link to the tp manga if you want!

They used to win all the bets because ganon always did end up not hiring anyone who tried to get in and was never nice, and then link ruined their odds (so they insist, their reasoning for sticking to ganondorf like plecos is unsurprisingly unhinged lmao)

They get weirder and weirder together, just like an old married couple 🤌 they’ll slip up and start sharing a bowl of rice after service, and ghirahim will just be like “🤠 this isn’t the great depression you don’t need to… never mind enjoy your rice” everyone else is texting their gcs

[crabs-brencil]

i feel like this goes hand in hand with the romantisisation (def misspelled that lmao) of like, "weird fucked up things university kids do" ? like, it's a weird one for sure, but there's almost like a. pride? i guess? to being so otherworldly out of your depth in some cases? like there's that notion of being kind of a mess in your 20s and whatever just being like "part of growing up" or whatever

like at least between the uni friends i have right now, its not uncommon to be like "cook or get cooked world out there" and send a photo of your flooded laundry room or on-fire stove or questionable meal or whatever, and like, its definitely not weaponised incompetence, we just genuinely don't know how some of those things should be done to do them correctly. and like, maybe "pride" wasn't the word i meant in that other paragraph cause like, youre face-palming right alongside the others in the gc when you send smth like that, so i guess maybe it's like. agh i dont want to say coping mechanism, because that's a much more severe thing than whats going on, i guess, but like, romantisising it as a coping mechanism for the fact that we're all living on our own, stupidly far away from our families, with literally no resources or help for this type of thing, and like. that's a scary experience sometimes.

and like, thats not to say that we're helpless either, because usually what happens after someone sends a fuckup to the gc is that the rest of us try to troubleshoot it, but yeah lol.

and like certainly it's a problem of our own making, because my parents definitely did teach me stuff and whatever, and like im sure that goes for all of my friends' parents. it's just that we don't have the experience needed to like, extrapolate those skills to like, unorthodox events, i guess. and like definitely it doesn't help that you're sleeping like once every five days and missing meals and whatnot because something something my university expects us to complete 167% of what has been established as the maximum manageable workload, cause ive definitely chucked a few lighters into the washer with my laundry when i was sleep deprived lol

im definitely just rambling lmao, hopefully ive not just said gibberish. sorry to add like a fucking wall of text to your post too lmao apparently this has been on my mind recently

I just read a post about how so many people make it to adulthood without useful life skills.

As a parent of two (as of yesterday's birthday) adult children, it is astoundingly difficult to teach these things. I mean, I can teach them, but they don't listen. Given that post, I don't think it's just my kids, either.

I am not willing to lay hands on them and physically force them to do a thing. I cannot reach into their brains and make them pay attention and listen. I am not going to apply traumatizing punitive efforts to get them to learn.

Here's an example. My son is 25. I still have to tell him most of the time that he has to load and run the dishwasher. Even though he's the only one with the task of loading the dishwasher, and the dishes are clearly visible. They pile up until I tell him to get out here and load the dishwasher. He has been in charge of loading the dishwasher for years. With many patient explanations of what needs to be hand-washed and what does not, what foods need to be cleaned off and which don't. I've sent him YouTube videos. He's watched me do it. I've watched him do it. He has been corrected on this task for years. I do not believe this is weaponized incompetence. I think it is complete lack of interest in learning.

I cannot create that interest. However! If he moved out on his own, I am sure he would at some point be mystified with how to get dishes clean. It might be a decade or two from now, but eventually.

That post I read laid the blame at the parent's and school's feet for not teaching this stuff. I think that's sometimes wrong. I'm not saying the kid's at fault. I'm saying the incentives aren't there to capture attention and learn. Not until the kid is out on their own, drowning in uncertainty with no one to turn to (except maybe YouTube and their equally incompetent peers). It sucks, but I don't think most people bother to learn things as long as there's anyone nearby to tell them how to do it.

[svtskneecaps]

y'all i promise i'm thinking abt the drafts thing near constantly and most of what's stopping me is the retrograde jeonghan curse au doesn't have gc names and i SUCK at that stuff

[mulletmitsuya]

Tokyo Revengers Texts

Warnings: swearing, simpery

Desc: a series of different groupchats kind of relating to mitsukkai

Mitsuya: yo

Mitsuya: usually i wouldn't ask you guys

Mitsuya: but this is kinda important

Mitsuya: i need help

Smiley: no

Mikey: depends

Baji: only if you give me 12 thousand yen

Kazutora: in exhange for your bones. teeth count as such

Pah: i can't think for myself let alone you��

Draken: yeah of course dude

Draken: ....guys

Mitsuya: yk what nvm actually

Mitsuya: fuck you guys

Draken: no Mitsuya we'll help you

Mikey: ok ok fine what do you want

Mitsuya: this is serious, if any of think of saying some goofy shit i'll beat your ass

Smiley: what's it about 😁

Mitsuya: i'm getting to that

Draken: is it part of the reason your not using the main gc?

Mitsuya: yeah ig

Pah: Mitsuya spit it out

Pah: Pochi just shit on my fucking shoes

Pah: i can't just sit here waiting for u to whine

Mitsuya: you're all testing me

Mitsuya: ok whatever i'll just get it out

Mitsuya: so

Mitsuya: yk Hakkai?

Mikey: 👀

Baji: oop

Draken: 😏

Mikey: ew Ken-chin don't use that emoji again

Draken: why?

Draken: i'm smirking knowingly

Draken: isn't that what that emoji is for

Smiley: it's a creepy emoji

Pah: isn't Hakkai your vice captain

Mitsuya: yes

Mitsuya: but like, he's in love with me

Mikey: IF YOU KNOW WHY HAVEN'T U SAID ANYTHING

Pah: ahh

Pah: so that's what that is

Kazutora: vice captains being in love with their captains is an ongoing theme in Toman

Baji: lmao

Baji: wait who else

Kazutora: 😐

Mitsuya: shut up this is about me

Mitsuya: and i didn't say anything bcs i thought he was mistaking respect for love

Mitsuya: but it's been years now

Mitsuya: pretty sure he's in love with me

Mitsuya: so now i'm wondering if i should ask him out?

Kazutora: isn't that pretty gay tho?

Baji: 🤨

Mitsuya: 😐

Mitsuya: fucking anyway

Mitsuya: what should i do

Mikey: keep your feelings inside

Mikey: it's possible that he's not in love with you

Mikey: he might reject you and rip your heart out

Mikey: stay safe, don't risk it👍

Draken: disrespectfully, i disagree

Draken: tell him as soon as possible

Draken: right now in fact

Draken: don't wait for anyone else's opinion, just do it

Baji: Mitsuya kiss him on the mouth

Baji: make him feel it

Baji: do it in public too

Baji: preferably when i'm around

Kazutora: gay ass you just wanna see two men kiss

Baji: perhaps

Baji: you and Chifuyu have been hanging out a lot lately Tora

Baji: you guys happen to be two men

Kazutora: 🤨

Pah: make him a shirt that says "property of Mitsuya Takashi"

Pah: trust me it will get the point across

Mitsuya: great fucking job you guys

Mitsuya: don't know what i was thinking asking you guys for help

Hakkai, Angry, Mitchy and Chifuyu gc

Hakkai: god i love him

Chifuyu: mf WE KNOW

Chifuyu: oh my god you say it everyday

Chifuyu: every breath you take is "Taka-chan😊❤"

Chifuyu: SHUT UP

Angry: you're being a hypocrite :/

Chifuyu: fair

Chifuyu: my bad Hakkai

Mitchy: will you ever tell him? 😐

Hakkai: no

Angry: he won't need to, Mitsuya probably already knows

Angry: he'd be stupid if he didn't tbh 🙂

Hakkai: he doesn't know

Hakkai: Taka-chan's pretty blunt, he'd have confronted me by now

Chifuyu: or he's trying to tell you he doesn't feel the same without hurting your feelings

Mitchy: Chifuyu!

Mitchy: why would u say that??🙁

Chifuyu: just listing all the possibilities is all

Chifuyu: we have to be realistic just in case

Hakkai: he's right tho :(

Hakkai: i don't want to lose Taka-chan as a friend so i'll take what i can get

Hakkai: i'd rather be his friend forever than ruin it with my feelings

Angry: but your feelings are so painfully obvious😕

Chifuyu: 💀

Mitchy: we have to live in the moment tho

Mitchy: how else would i have been with Hina?!

Chifuyu: no one knows why Hina's with you bro, my girl deserves better

Mitchy: please come back to me when you have a romantic interest :/

Angry: romance isn't everything guysssss

Hakkai: aren't you saying that cause Smiley gets all the bitches

Angry: no :((((((

Angry: i'm kinda cute

Angry: i may not be as cool as Smiley is but that doesn't take away the fact that i'm cool too

Hakkai: what's it like being so secure in yourself

Angry: self esteem is pretty great ❤

Emma, Hina, Yuzuha and Senju gc

Yuzuha: it's cool that he's gay and all

Yuzuha: i mean, i'm gay yk

Yuzuha: but if i have to hear about the exact shade of orange Mitsuya likes one more fucking time, i'm gonna rip his balls off

Senju: you're so aggressive

Senju: love that in a woman ☺❤

Yuzuha: ..thanks?

Emma: i feel the same way about Mikey

Emma: like "ok Mikey, his eyes are beautiful yes, he's very cool yes, he's kinda ugly when he cries but its cute haha lol i agree. please leave me alone, i'm literally taking a shit, get out :)"

Emma: Takemitchy is musty actually

Emma: no offense Hina

Hina: none taken ^^

Hina: i feel sorry for u guys :(

Hina: i love Naoto very much. i don't know that much about him tho! he thought Takemitchy had a crush on him once cause he kept holding his hand so that was funny 😅

Senju: your boyfriend goes around

Senju: literally a slut

Yuzuha: lmao

Senju: Hina how does it feel knowing most of your friends are in love with or are actively pursuing your boyfriend

Hina: YOU GUYS ARE ACTIVELY PURSUING HIM??

Senju: well not anymore

Yuzuha: it was a crush that lasted like 2 months it wasn't a big deal and i wasn't gonna do anything about it just btw

Senju: Hanagaki Takemitchy. Turning straight people gay and gay people straight

Emma: i tried to sleep with him like once and i've already explained myself :(

Emma: Mikey is actively pursuing him

Emma: just so you know

Hina: i do :/

Hina: he's waiting for me and Takemitchy to break up 😑

Hina: i won't let him win

Emma: go Hina whoo!!!!

Emma: having gay brothers is a disease :/

Senju: broooo

Senju: idk about Omi, but him and Shin were awfully close 🤔

Senju: i'm not even gonna talk about Haru

Senju: "My King☺💘"

Senju: pretty sure it's a kink thing idk

Senju: he's literally Mikey's dog

Yuzuha: it's giving pet play

Emma: i mean i'd bark if Draken told me to

Hina: no <3

Emma: </3

[okaykawaa]

𝙄’𝙈 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙔𝙊𝙐 - tbp texting fic !

𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬

Saturday 3:18 PM

mintisthebest : crying screaming shaking hyperventilating.

iheartspace : now..what in the hell is wrong with you ? 😟

mintisthebest : I asked Vance to hang out and he said yes

readallaboutit : AYEEEE

acrobat : that’s great 😁 !

iheartspace : ….

acrobat : what?

iheartspace : what’s wrong with griffin 💀?

acrobat : wdym there’s nothing wrong.

➜ that’s great 😁!

iheartspace : I’m taking abt this 😟

acrobat : okay..what about it?

iheartspace : you’re usually grumpy

acrobat : .

readallaboutit : think about what you say griffy wiffy 🥺

acrobat : I should have blocked you when I had the chance.

Iheartspace : ??

readallaboutit : I made a deal with griffin he can’t make any remarks or be mean at all today or else he has to be dressed like a clown 🤷

iheartspace : LMAO 💀 he won’t last a day

acrobat : angry angry mean words !!!!

mintisthebest : what.

iheartspace :

mintisthebest : STFU.

iheartspace : .

acrobat : finney ☺️…. get him before I get to him first.

readallaboutit :🤏🏻 this close to losing griffy 🥺

acrobat : .

acrobat : FINE IDC ILL LOSE SHUT YOUR MUSTY ASS UP BILLY AND FINNEY GET BRUCE BEFORE I SHOW UP AT HIS HOUSE

readallaboutit : 😟 well he snapped ig…

mintisthebest : anyways I’m meeting Vance at the park rn wish me luck 🫶🏼

acrobat : wishing you the worse Brucey 🥺/j

mintisthebest : praying downfall on u griffy 🤭

readallaboutit : NAH HOW COME BRUCE GETS TO CALL YOU GRIFFY BUT I CANT ☹️

acrobat :

iheartspace : 💀

mintisthebest : I had to refresh my memory of how pretty Vance is 🤭

iheartspace : I mean yeah he is but like one swing and your over 🤷..

iheartspace : Vance slander 😍

mintisthebest : one more comment and I’m swinging on you finney 🫶🏼🤗

iheartspace : BUT ITS TRUE 😟 YALL PLS BACK ME UP

readallaboutit : nah sorry u on ur own 💀..

Bruce tied his converse and let out a breath he walked out his room passing by his mother waving and telling her bye as he walked out the yamada residence home he stuffs his phone in his back left pocket making his way to the park he looked at his watch for the time 4:27 PM it read he sat down on the faded orangish red bench that was completely worn out from the previous years.

Glancing at his watch and his eyes scanning around the park waiting for the blond to show up Bruce hoped that Vance didn’t stand him up I mean it’s not a date but it’s still wrong as he was about to get up to leave after about 20 minutes Bruce was impatient sometimes

and he lets that get the best of him he sees the curly haired blond approaching him he let out a relived sigh slightly cracking a smile shocked to see something different about Vance he cut his hair ?! mouth wide open Bruce sat there looking at Vance in shock I didn’t look bad but he actually thought that Vance looked even better with his hair cut “What?” Bruce stood up looking at his hair “you cut your hair” Vance stared at Bruce for a minute making Bruce shift uncomfortably “Yeah I uh I got tired of it in my face so I cut it—“ “It looks good.” Vance looked at Bruce in his eyes “really? I thought I wouldn’t look right” “Yeah Really Looks good on you” Bruce Swore he could see a deep shade of blush appear on The blondes face but didn’t say anything “So Where do you wanna go?” “I have a few places in mind” Bruce said as he motioned his hand for Vance to follow him.

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pinheadvance did two things today chop my hair and hang out with @mintisthebest

Iheartspace : why does Bruce look done with everything 💀

pinheadvance : he was tired so now he’s sleep 🤷

redrobin : Ngl your hair cut is kinda good😟

readallaboutit : i just know when Bruce wakes up he’s gonna spam the gc 😭

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𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞𝐫𝐬

5:01 PM

iheartspace : @mintisthebest @mintisthebest @mintisthebest @mintisthebest @mintisthebest

iheartspace : WAKE UP BRUCEY WUCEY 😍

mintisthebest is online !

mintisthebest : he just fell back asleep

acrobat : ..that ain’t Bruce

readallaboutit : VANCE????

mintisthebest : what

iheartspace : DONT SCROLL UP

acrobat : you dumbass now that you said it he might scroll up 😟

mintisthebest : I’m not that’s invading his privacy.

iheartspace : …🤨

iheartspace : nah why isn’t he aggressive what the fuck.

readallaboutit : this is actually scary 🙁

mintisthebest : because I don’t always have to be aggressive plus I want to make a good impression on Bruce (tell him I said that and I’m fighting you)

iheartspace : aw how cute 🥰

acrobat : 🤢 ew never use that emoji ever again.

iheartspace : didn’t you use that emoji earlier???

acrobat : it’s different when I use it

mintisthebest : Bruce is honestly very sweet and funny I don’t wanna scare him away or anything.

acrobat : so what your saying is that you have a soft spot for him ?

mintisthebest : technically..

iheartspace : that’s cute but if you do anything to hurt Bruce I’m going to you house and cut your hair in your sleep.

acrobat : ..

mintisthebest : I’m not

readallaboutit : why can’t we be like that griffy ☹️

acrobat : because 🥱

Iheartspace : he didn’t even say no and he let you call him griffy 💀

acrobat :

iheartspace : 😟 WHAT.

[hechiima]

What I love about Miles' outburst on Adrian, is that Phoenix afterwards points out that it's not like him at all, like it's not his usual rudeness at court. And Miles using the exact same phrasing with her, abt choosing death, which is also uhh, points out to their similarities

Thank you for answering!

I also wanted to ask you what you think about Phoenix's life before the events of the game? I mean even before Dahlia, how lonely he should've been to always care abt and then chase after this one guy who stood up for him in 4th grade? Where his first motivation (to save Miles) coming from, I think this question is a bit unexplored in the fandom, besides the idea that Phoenix is just that altruistic and kind person. I mean he is kind, but there's gotta be roots in his childhood maybe

Oooh good point; I hadn't thought about that! Lmao Miles "I faked my death and came back After Winning Mental Health Because I Attended A Single Therapy Session" just saying the most unhinged things sir please. Also, you're right that it does feel a lot more personal than most of his other outbursts b/c of the language mirroring his own note...ough man is not okay during that whole trial huh...

Haha I think Phoenix's life before the games was completely unremarkable? I'm p sure the creators at some point said something to that effect and tbh I think it's the best interpretation for him. Because it would make more sense if he had some sort of trauma/big event but nope he's just Like That. Man is just Deranged and it's so funny honestly love that for him.

Also I love the idea of him being A Normal Guy through childhood - law school. He had a decent social circle and keeps moderately in touch with his friends after graduation through text/group chats. His law school/college group chats aren't really active but the people in it will text each other once every few months or whenever something big happens to someone. It's low-key and normal and all his friends are like yeah Phoenix. He's just a Nice Guy.

Then ofc one day he's all over the news for fucking CX'ing a bird in court and publicly exposing one of the top prosecutors in the district. All his friends are stunned. They start following his legal career and they're all slowly coming to the same conclusion that Phoenix was Actually That Crazy the entire time. And the worst part about all of this is, looking back, they're also realizing that there were definitely hints. For example, in law school he was a p mediocre student except when he Aggressively Wasn't and would just seemingly wander off and book a class. Or in college there was that time he got REALLY into that girl and then disappeared for a weekish and never mentioned her again. (His college friends thought it was a rocky break up. They are now realizing it was b/c he was on trial for murder what the fuck Phoenix.) Or in high school he got weirdly into Legally Blonde but everyone just thought he was being a theater kid and was excited that the musical had come out. But Phoenix always seemed like such a normal guy that none of his friends thought that deeply about it and now they are and well fuck.

So they DM him in their group chats and his response is completely normal too. Phoenix sees nothing weird about what he's been doing oh and how are the children Susie? He's perfectly friendly, just like they remember, and seems to think nothing of how off the rails his legal career's gone. That's when everyone finally acknowledges he is really the craziest person they know (and maybe make a separate GC to discuss What The Fuck Is Phoenix Doing Now).

Hope that made sense! I do like thinking about how "normal" Phoenix was for years - it makes the unhinged shit he does later so much funnier and I think really fits with his character? And thanks for all the asks (also sorry it takes me so long to get to these; I've just been kinda busy)!! Lmao love any opportunity to talk about how Unwell Phoenix actually is. <3