#useful gift

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[skellydun]

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why the FNAF puppet loves the music box,,

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER DAY 20: ZORA WELLSPRING

Sidon plays packhorse. Link and Zelda play with electricity and water. Everybody leaves happy except for the fried aerocuda.

(Something’s in the water temple.)

This is a self indulgent totk au called Familiar Familiar where link and zelda travel through upheaval hyrule! Masterpost can be found here:

Patreon here too, if you wanna feed me a slice of bread like a duck

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Kaeya!

Hey, cute little kitty, care to strike a deal with me?

When the Traveler comes over for a card duel with me later, I need you to hop up on the table and mess up the cards.

That'll be my cue to whip out the gift I've prepared. I promise, if you pull this off, you'll get an endless stash of fish treats.

So, what do you say? If you're in, gimme a fist bump!

[bloodwards]

might have taken like 4 years but oh boy he sure made good on that promise lol

[ursiday]

Experimenting with oil pastel

[wardensantoineandevka]

Warden Antoine is so funny for being someone who will make a stirring declaration about how the Wardens have an opportunity to reach for a future in which they are dedicated to protecting and restoring and nurturing the life and landscapes lost to the Blight, that it is their duty and it will give them purpose as they reckon with the end of Archdemons, then immediately provide you with like three hundred pounds of explosives he personally developed from scratch so you can blow something up for him

[ochibrochi]

how embarrassing 🤨…

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[peachylynnie]

sylus: check it out! i got us matching bracelets!

mc: are those handcuffs?!

sylus: never leave me.

[the-uncanny-dag]

Making it known

[hellchilde]

seanan mcguire writing Feed in 2010: there was a presidential election, and a perfectly normal and reasonable human was running against the personification of evil

me in 2010: i dunno that seems like a caricature, surely that would never happen

me in 2024: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ryanthedemiboy]

In the past, people saw the polls, saw who they support was doing well, and didn't vote. Then, their candidate lost.

Get out and vote.

@runephoenix6769 posted this but because of the tags tumblr wouldn't let me blaze it. Hopefully it'll let me since i'm not tagging anything.

EDIT: do not mail your ballots now! It's too late to mail them, check your county's rules for returning them to get them counted. You may be able to drop them off at a ballot box or voting site.

Be aware that there are limits on who can return them, and that you may need to provide ID. Check your county's website before you go.

Additionally, you don't have to tell people how you voted. You can lie! They will never know.

And vote the whole ballot! I know it's a lot, but it is so important. It helps how our schools are run, how your local police department is run, and even the potholes in your area.

Not to mention the citizen-submitted bills/propositions!

[homriette]

Dos gatas....they belong to @docedg