#uppi

[blossomview]

San Antonio Hot Springs, New Mexico, USA 🇺🇸

[bringbackmaes14]

Every time I see someone draw Logan laying on Wade or being held by Wade and they're like "ignore that his adamantine ass weighs like 300 lbs" I remember two things:

Firstly I remember that the "300(ish) lbs" is accounting for his comic height of 5'3", not his Hugh Jackman height of 6'1", which probably means we're not looking at a 300 lbs boyfriend. We're looking at like a 500 lbs weighted blanket boyfriend.

Secondly I remember that Wade, at least in the early comics, has super strength. I don't remember exactly how much he can lift, but with an ability with super strength he's gotta be able to lift at least 500 lbs. Plus, like, y'all, we all saw the Honda Odyssey fuck fight scene. Wade was tossing Logan around just as much as Logan was tossing around Wade.

So I don't wanna hear any more of this "but Logan is too heavy for Wade! 🥺" stuff. You give that Wade his heavy weighted blanket boyfriend. Put that Wolverine in his lap, he's got him. You show Logan getting uppies. Get that senior citizen in a bridal carry.

[theonlyren]

@realpokemon

Someone wants attention.

Vivi you aren’t a lap Eevee anymore and haven’t been one for like 9 years. Stop. :p

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

[heartwarminganimals]

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

[thetoyboxs]

They've got they're work cut out for them

[naturesphinx]

Nature and cottagecore

[atompalace-official]

[ladylluan]

Little James & Healer Draco (Pt.2)

James might not be able to talk or walk just yet, but he's already showing more talent than his dad in charming the blonde beauty✨

[blossomview]

Sixteen Miles Out

[ceroro]

uppies for creach? creachlist!!

[malkshake]

• Redbubble • TeePublic • Wallpapers • InkedGaming

Trash connoisseur pandas now up

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I take back my former Luo Binghe design. Big Buff Binghe is too standard. It's expected. The sillier angle to take is: manifesting his small, needy dog energy into physical form.

[ookamihanta]

super sons week 2023 day 3 - Animal Lovers

A slight au where Damian and Jon get Krypto and Titus as puppies together as kids.

@super-sons-week-2023

[thetoyboxs]

COUGH get taxed nerd COUGH

[vor-leser]

theyre so funny to me <3