#uppi

[blossomview]

Sixteen Miles Out

[heartwarminganimals]

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

[monkesupreme]

dense, neutron star of a man. His weight fluctuates based off of the amount of sun hes been exposed to, and the amount of water ingested, so a very healthy kryptonian easily weighs around 350-400 lbs/ 158-181 kgs. Martha quickly traded in her lawn chairs for sturdy, solid wood, rocking chairs for the front porch as he got older, but Clark seems to be drawn to the flimsy lawn chairs like a moth to a flame.

(Hes prone to shouting for his Ma or Pa when hes scared awake, old habit hes never broke out of lol)

Bonus: a regular day for Bruce

[thetoyboxs]

They've got they're work cut out for them

[bringbackmaes14]

Every time I see someone draw Logan laying on Wade or being held by Wade and they're like "ignore that his adamantine ass weighs like 300 lbs" I remember two things:

Firstly I remember that the "300(ish) lbs" is accounting for his comic height of 5'3", not his Hugh Jackman height of 6'1", which probably means we're not looking at a 300 lbs boyfriend. We're looking at like a 500 lbs weighted blanket boyfriend.

Secondly I remember that Wade, at least in the early comics, has super strength. I don't remember exactly how much he can lift, but with an ability with super strength he's gotta be able to lift at least 500 lbs. Plus, like, y'all, we all saw the Honda Odyssey fuck fight scene. Wade was tossing Logan around just as much as Logan was tossing around Wade.

So I don't wanna hear any more of this "but Logan is too heavy for Wade! 🥺" stuff. You give that Wade his heavy weighted blanket boyfriend. Put that Wolverine in his lap, he's got him. You show Logan getting uppies. Get that senior citizen in a bridal carry.

[theonlyren]

@realpokemon

Someone wants attention.

Vivi you aren’t a lap Eevee anymore and haven’t been one for like 9 years. Stop. :p

[p1nkshield]

Reporter: Tell us Bruce, why have you recently decided to work out more? Do you just want to compete with our Clark? Or is it-

Bruce: My kids.

Reporter: I’m sorry what?

Bruce: I work out so I can still lift them.

Reporter: …

Bruce: if you have nothing else to ask I’m going to leave now. Let’s go Jaylad.

Bruce just picks up Jason and leaves.

Jason looks like a large dog that clearly isn’t used to being in the air.

Like this.

[naturesphinx]

Nature and cottagecore

[atompalace-official]

[blossomview]

San Antonio Hot Springs, New Mexico, USA 🇺🇸

[hemi-demi]

How it started:

Vs How it's going

Since the dragon AU stuff has gotten some eyes on it, I wanna talk about it a little more in depth. So dragon AU rambling below the cut:

I'm actually obsessed with them, my god.

I need to actually write a bit more for actual fic for them. But for now, let's just talk about some set-up stuff for ideas I have around this AU.

The general idea is this: Jon is a dragon, still gifted with the compulsion, and uses it to collect stories for his ever growing hoard of knowledge.

That's obviously going to get his ass kicked when people realize he's using some sort of weird magic on them, and exposing himself as a dragon could mean death. So, while dealing with a new injury to his wing which made travelling far more dangerous, but too stubborn to stay put for long, he begrudgingly hires someone for protection.

And unfortunately for Martin, a knight in training who was the only person who would actually take the job, Jon needs quite a lot of it.

These boys absolutely consumed my brain, and I love them to pieces. Just rotating them around in my brain until they get dizzy, it's great.

[ceroro]

uppies for creach? creachlist!!

[thetoyboxs]

COUGH get taxed nerd COUGH

[malkshake]

• Redbubble • TeePublic • Wallpapers • InkedGaming

Trash connoisseur pandas now up

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I take back my former Luo Binghe design. Big Buff Binghe is too standard. It's expected. The sillier angle to take is: manifesting his small, needy dog energy into physical form.

[ookamihanta]

super sons week 2023 day 3 - Animal Lovers

A slight au where Damian and Jon get Krypto and Titus as puppies together as kids.

@super-sons-week-2023