#underwater breath hold

[bathtubguys]

muscle guy poses with his skinny friend for a breath hold competition. The younger guy is getting uncomfortable

[were-wolverine]

ok but like. clark using bruce as his basis for human strengths and limits

clark: don’t worry it’s just a broken arm, you’ll be fine in a few days

lois, who got hurt doing dangerous shit bc she’s a reporter first: what.

clark: yeah you should still be able to use it right now!

lois: …clark who told you that

clark: ?? no one? i mean, b once picked up robin with two broken arms so i assumed it wasn’t that bad…

lois: clark, hun. that’s because he’s a freak of nature.

clark: ???

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clark: what do you mean it’s incredibly difficult/almost impossible for humans to stay up for 48+ consecutive hours? bruce does it like all the time

dinah: that’s because he’s bruce

clark: yes, and…?

dinah: and he is so stubborn that he actually does ‘impossible’ things all the time, just to prove he can

clark: …touché

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*talking to arthur*

clark: wait wait, people are considered ‘very skilled’ if they can hold their breath underwater for 3-4 minutes?

arthur: yup!

clark:

dick, walking by and overhearing: i can do it for seven minutes!

clark: see, that’s what i think of when i hear someone is ‘very skilled’. bruce-

dick, groaning: -can hold his breath underwater for eighteen minutes, we know. bruce and the rest of us have competitions for skills like that sometimes, and he totally brags about it when he wins. i’ve only passed out once, which actually makes me second place after bruce haha

arthur:

arthur: you people concern me

dick, grinning: we’re fine! don’t worry about it

arthur: i’m actually going to worry more now, but sure

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bruce, vaguely amused: clark.

clark, working on an article: hm?

bruce: clark. you really shouldn’t use me as the basis for normal human durability.

clark, looking up and blinking: what?

bruce, almost grinning: dick told me you’ve been using me as a comparison to normal people’s abilities and endurance

clark: oh.

bruce, actually smiling now: i appreciate the admiration, but it won’t help you to understand basic human durability

clark, blushing: y-yeah, of course! won’t happen again haha…

bruce: i mean, i could just teach you. if you want.

clark:

clark: yeah yup yes absolutely mhm for sure

*later*

clark, on his way out of the manor: …i really didn’t expect to get homework tonight, if i’m being honest

dick, winking: don’t worry, that’s his love language

[maclanahan--mermaid-comics]

Juniper lays on the sea-bed just to lure in a certain somebody…

Pose reference by @adorkastock's new Pride pack and she is over half way to the goal!

[everybodyloveshippos]

regis: when i investigate shipwrecks underwater it's a little scary bcus of the sharks!! like, oh no the smooth lions are eating me. haha.

artemis: sharks aren't smooth

regis: what

artemis sea creature facts entreri: shark skin is rough

regis: ...

regis: hmmm.......ive touched many sharks . all smooth

artemis sea creature facts entreri, visibly seething but not wanting to show it: i've touched sharks with my bare hands. they have rough skin.

regis: there must be something wrong with your hands

artemis: i will make something wrong with your hands if you dont stop saying these things to me

[belmontzelda]

It's a double date, and its underwater! Just two plumbers and two princesses!

[dylanrosales25]

[bathtubguys]

lost most of his air

[rin-hanarin]

Floaty boy can't swim, ocean boy to the rescue.

[vikkiarts]

A bunch of underwater sketches of Josie I colored these past two days. They're just vibing in their element. :3

This character is just so much fun to draw and color. Hope you like them! ^-^

[a-sunlighthouse-lamp]

I’m calling her Felicity by the way :) (her as in the character I talked about here)

She’s a Zelda so technically Felli isn’t her name name, but it’s what I’m calling her. She killed her Link, who doesn’t have a name yet, and is a truly lovely person, don’t look at the blood (:

[belmontzelda]

Happy Echoes of Wisdom day everyone!! So, here's Zelda, just sitting underwater, chilling underwater! ^^

[pumaloafing]

I do this subconsciously, and I'm curious if other people do it.

[bathtubguys]

A guy gets dunked by his team-mate. This is one of the best dunking methods and allows him to keep his subject submerged for as long as he likes

[armed-saphire]

i will take this unrealistic part of the story and use it to make a headcanon😋

[poisoned-pearls]

Hi does the florid family do cuddle piles yes or yes /lh

riddle is an unwilling victim in them. He could be chilling and the coordinated ATTACK by the three of them. If they’re visiting treyjade (who have access to a beach- think the ponyo house) he gets absolutely TACKLED in the water. Riddle became very good at holding his breath after this

[purewater100]

oh my god i'm literally supposed to be asleep right now. i can't stop watching seal videos