#umm idk what to tag this as

[luvrxbunny]

i would love to read smut written by a straight man— just to see the terminology they use and what they focus on, how they describe certain things, ect.

i feel like it would be vvv interesting

[ghostlyplacetobe]

Oh that’s my mutual (well ex mutual now + they’re a adult) demonizing someone (a minor) with a mental illness and victim blaming… /neg

[800db-cloud]

spare some spy hcs? 👀

OKAY. ok. so i have been putting off answering this ask because i’m admittedly very shy and very afraid of sharing my headcanons. and also because i have A LOT OF THEM.. but here we are!

here are my headcanon spies :) René works for RED and Jacques works for BLU!

where to start, where to start… i have a LOT of headcanons for them, i’ll be talking for FOREVER here. i’ll just start with story because why not! xP

René’s parents were also agents/spies, so he was always destined to be one as well. And he lives up to his parents’ legacies! He’s most notorious for destroying gangs and mobs and the like from the outside in. He was brought to America years ago to take out a dangerous mob boss, but unfortunately found himself infatuated (and involved) with the boss’ daughter. Luckily for him, the boss’ daughter wanted the guy dead, too.

René’s story is honestly a lot more fleshed out than Jacques’, but here goes anyway:

Jacques’ father was a very rich and powerful man in politics. Jacques himself was the result of an affair, and to keep it hush-hush, his father decided to raise him. Raise is a strong word, though— but he did help his father gain intelligence and blackmail on opposing political parties. Jacques proved to be a promising spy since childhood.

If anyone has any suggestions/ideas for Jacques’ story, let me know haha x) he didn’t have the greatest upbringing per se…

last thing on this section i wanna talk about is the Scouts. René is related to both of the Scouts; he’s RED Scout (Jeremy)’s biological father, and he’s BLU Scout (James)’ adoptive/step-father. Jacques has no relation to either scout, but acts as a guardian figure to BLU Scout.

anyway, this is the part where i continue talking about other miscellaneous headcanons! and these come with doodles :)

You couldn’t catch René DEAD without his mask, or his suit! He’d neeever take them off around other people (‘other people’ is mainly just Scout. For obvious reasons.) Meanwhile, Jacques is pretty lenient in letting his teammates see his face! Everyone on BLU’s seen his face at least once.

A big part of why René refuses to strip down is also due to the fact he has a LOT of tattoos. No doodle for this one because I’ve yet to decide on what tattoos to put on him (ideas are very welcome!!), but yeah! Most of the tattoos were ‘forced’ onto him/he had to get for jobs and ‘fitting in’ with bad crowds, but a good few of them were of his own accord, too.

Jacques doesn’t have tattoos, but he has a myriad of another thing: scars! Lots and lots of scars on this guy. Faded and old, sure, but they’re there. Most prominent ones are the one around his neck (from when the RED Medic beheaded him) and the ones on his forearms (those are from the LAST time he was imprisoned— looong story…)

René doesn’t cook very often for his team, but when he does, everyone’s always BLOWN AWAY by this guy’s cooking! René’s really bad at taking compliments, though— (“Cooking food that’s remotely edible isn’t a compliment, it’s basic survival.”) —but rest assured he’ll be thinking about it for the next month. Jacques, however… Do NOT let this guy into the kitchen. Ever. The BLU base has a special fire extinguisher “In Case Spy Decides To Turn On The Stove”

oooh, this one is an hc and a HALF to me. René much prefers working alone. It’s just in his nature, being isolated and whatnot. He likes to deal with things by himself– maybe he doesn’t want to burden others? On the contrary, Jacques NEVER works alone. It’s a trait he’s had even before being hired to BLU. You never know when things could go wrong, so it’s best to have someone else to fall back to… or someone else you can blame!

these hcs both have something to do with how René and Jacques show their trust in other people :) it’s a bit convoluted but it gets there:

René is, amusingly, very bad at remembering names. Almost laughably bad. There have been many-a-story of his days before RED where he’d get a target’s name wrong, even after he’d repeated it in his head dozens of times over. Names are difficult for him, so if he remembers yours, it means you mean a lot to him! He prefers using his teammates’ names rather than their titles. René is unaware of how charming this specifc trait is to his coworkers (they saw how much work and effort it took for him to memorize their names, they’re just happy with how far he’s come!)

Jacques has a… to put simply, very complicated relationship with food. But the one thing he’ll never turn down is sweets. His favorites especially being chocolate bonbons. Jacques has a hard time eating in front of others, let alone sharing his food! But if he genuinely likes and trusts you enough, he’d have half the mind to share with you. Admittedly, he hasn’t brought himself to share with most of the members of his team yet, except for a select few. Mostly BLU Medic and BLU Sniper.

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and of course, eventually, EVENTUALLY, these two also become friends! it took a little bit but believe me, they both respect each other’s skill in their job :)

AHHg i could go sooo much longer about them— from things like their physical traits (how much teeth they have? it’s a pressing question) or different periods of their life (why did rené have to leave his family? why was jacques imprisoned for the last time?) BUT this post is so… so, so long. My fingers hurt from typing

If you’ve managed to read through this Beast, THANK YOU RAAHH!!! thanks so much for asking this, too. i hope to spare more hcs someday. hehe ^_^

[professional-writher]

I love you Gideon Coal

[maybevillage]

based on one of the aether current quests in labyrinthos, where a gleaner asks you to say a prayer for him before he goes on a long journey

[superk1ss]

Envuzi based on me and my partners.. (me and uzi are introjects!! V is a singlet :3)

( @kimzlovebin @moonseava )

[marblerose-rue]

messy thing of my lioden king

[lionmythflower]

Barty 🤝 James

Biting ppl as a way of showing affection

[siyaazu]

There was another poll on twt, this time about utmv shipkids and goth's won so womp womp palette my goat...

I did draw this the poll tho cuz I couldn't believe poth was gonna be in the finals

Goth belongs to Nekophy

Palette belongs to Lasserbatsu / Lasseutblogo

[vertig0re]

find yourself a huge dyke best friend to lay on as a heated mattress

[luvrxbunny]

soooo um guys! please don’t be this person!! i think i made it clear that i’m a sensitive person, so if don’t ask for criticism…

don’t give it!

i only ask for criticism if i know i can handle it and i really didn’t want any so i didn’t ask for any

but if you’re just going to ignore the fact that i didn’t ask u for criticism… and u give it anyway. i least make it polite and constructive

i know there are other comments telling me about the spanish but this one was particularly rude!

i really don’t know what you guys want me to do..? i don’t speak spanish.. i tried my best so :/

i’m not the kind of person to talk abt someone behind their back so @itsmenickiandari just letting u know that ur a prime example of someone that i wouldn’t mind if they just avoided my blog in the future :)

[ajxrn-archive]

so sick of this freak!!!! guards, impregnate that man!!,!!!!!

[yaoicrack]

recent romberts^_^) guys that were made to annoy each other...

[hairscare]

kinning a character while also having a job is hilarious if you imagine that character working at your job in your position. if you kin someone and are also employed/have been employed please rb with that combo for me

[asteroidc]

beauty will save the world

[coolguyontheblock]

Henry in Blender!! Oh my god!! ( My shoulder hurts lowkey )

Posting this here for content + reach or umm something pukes

I'd count this as my first successful model, and that's a pretty low bar. Still running into certain issues that ermm idk how to describe honestly just things aren't coming out right LOL If you know anything about blender and have advice please share!! I'm doing my best to learn!