#umbrella asks

[umbrella-show]

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Ooooooooh I love it! Great now i wanna send this in as a genuine request of your requests are open...y/n can be timid or not depending on what you wanna do but still want twist where y/n was only crowned ruler so there is an excuse for y/n to stay in the castle and be cared for/watched over by all the cookies...like to expand and explain more...cookies claimed y/n is their ruler when in reality, the cookies are the ones making up laws/creating rules, doing all the stuff rulers do and y/n's job is just to sit there with their little crown, that the cookies made sure was very comfy for y/n, and accept affection and attention from the cookies lmao!

(Also now I can't help but imagine in a funny scenario like this...to give an example of what I had in mind lol...

Some bad guy cookie...maybe DE or shadow milk...will call em bad cookie as place holder:

Bad cookie: MWAHAHAHAHA!

*all the cookies panic!*

Gingerbrave: OH NO! IT'S (insert name!)

Bad cookie: IM HERE TO TAKE OVER THE KINGDOM-

*cookies still panic...some readying to fight and others running for their lives and others just having zero clue what to do!*

Bad cookie: -AND TAKE Y/N FOR MYSELF!

*Suddenly, all the cookies froze...and slowly turn to the bad cookie, all going dead quiet. The kingdom became so quiet, you could hear a pin drop.*

Bad cookie: what the-?

*suddenly, all the cookies whip out various weapons...either their signature weapons or torches and pitchforks.*

Gingerbrave: you messed up the moment y/n's name left your mouth....CHARGE!

*all the cookies of the kingdom absolutely SWARM the bad cookie.*

Bad cookie, not expecting all the cookies to share a braincell: SON OF A- OH DEAR WITCHES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Bad cookie screams in terror as they are now in the middle of a giant horde of angry cookies.*

Meanwhile...

Y/n: *was gaming...suddenly heard a little noise.* what was that?

Strawberry, who was sent to y/n earlier to distract them from the chaos outside: that was probably just the wind...say, how about we do this level next?)

And late reply is ok! I know life gets busy sometimes lol!

Kay i love this idea it made me laugh a little-

Have a short fic!

As you placed down another card on the table from your deck, you couldn't help but wonder. Is this all a ruler does? All the stories you’ve read about kings and queens usually had them attend to important affairs or run their kingdom. After becoming a ruler yourself, you found out that there wasn’t much you needed to do in the first place. All you really did was sit there and look pretty. Your friends, the Ancient cookies, who ruled their own kingdom, did more than you. They were more involved with actually running their kingdom. And you did practically nothing.

You were snapped out of your thoughts when Pure Vanilla cookie said it was your turn again. Looking up at him, you saw him smiling at you with his deck of cards in his hands. He had an excellent poker face when it came to these sorts of games, you had learned. He always kept a gentle smile no matter what. You didn’t know whether it was an intimidation tactic or because he genuinely enjoyed playing these types of games.

You placed a card from your deck down on the table and took a few seconds to glance out of the window right in front of both you and Pure Vanilla cookie. It was a beautiful day. The vibrant blue sky, clear of any clouds, caused the sunlight to shine onto you and Pure Vanilla cookies from the window. You could hear birds chirping and leaves gently rustling from the light breeze.

As Pure Vanilla cookie had just placed down his card a sound made you perk up. It was quiet at first, but it grew louder as the source seemed to come closer to where you were. It almost sounded like..screaming? You looked out the window, searching for the noise. You were worried and confused. Was everything okay? Did something happen? Were people in danger? It wasn’t long until you saw what was happening.

Licorice cookie, with Bat-Cat and Choco Werehound Brute close behind, were all screaming and running from something. They just ran by, screaming their lungs out. A horde of cookies followed, yelling and brandishing their weapons. As they chased, you noticed and recognized them as almost all of the cookies in your kingdom, with Gingerbrave and his friends leading the charge. Heck, even some of the children such as Pancake and Cherry cookie were trailing along in the very back, but were determined to catch up.

As the horde passed, you could only sit in a state of shock with Pure Vanilla cookie, looking out the window with raised eyebrows while you attempted to process what you had just seen.

“Oh my. Seems as if that cookie caused quite the stir.”

Pure Vanilla said after a few seconds of stunned silence from the sight both he and you had just witnessed. However, his voice was as soft and tranquil as it always was.

“Well, Gingerbrave and the rest seem to have the situation under control.”

Pure Vanilla cookie then placed down a new card on the table, smiling at you with closed eyes as if nothing happened.

“Why don’t we continue from where we left off.”

BONUS

Licorice cookie scowled, muttering complaints as he brushed the leaves off of his robes. Bat-Cat and Choco Werehound Brute followed him, looking shaken up from their previous experience. Licorice cookie and his companions had narrowly escaped the insane cookies' anger. They had ran into the nearby forest on the outskirts of the kingdom, losing the horde in the trees. Now, they all trudged, defeated and shaken, back to the castle. Dark Enchantress cookie won’t be pleased, and Licorice was sure Pomegranate cookie would rub his loss in his face once he got back. The thought made him grip his bone scythe tighter in anger.

He may have failed to indoctrinate you into the Cookies of Darkness this time, but he promised he would get to you before Pomegranate cookie.

[nakathemoth]

Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side

[laurrelise]

i made some more tua textposts

[yvnziee]

you wouldn’t be anywhere near comprehending my dreams to understand how i got to this point in life—drawing grown warriors—afraid of a platypus—clinging onto princesses

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

Man I just love dressing crazy. Star-shaped eyeliner, jacket covered in bottle caps with smiley faces, bright pink glasses, piercings in my face. I thrive in the weird looks from strangers. I love being that person little kids think is a fairy and remember for years. I love giggling at myself while I make faces in the mirror.

To me, this is what it is to be punk. To make weird, messy art. To sing your crooked voice as loud as you can. To be the most beautiful ugly. To be that creature 8 year old you wrote stories about in their school notebooks. To be the greatest you you can be.

There is nobody on this Earth who can do you like you. So why not go out and be the best you the world's ever seen?

[feralnumberfive]

Um, hey! This shouldn't have to be said, but don't go and harass the actors because you don't like what their character did or something about S4 or S4 in general! They aren't responsible for the plot or for their character's actions, they just play that character

Be fucking respectful

[citree]

Blorbos from my shows.... ☂

[im-in-andromeda]

s1 ep1 of umbrella academy is a magnificent pilot. even ignoring how well it establishes the characters (+ their estrangement/relationship to each other) the sheer audacity of introducing them as 1, 2, 3, 4, and then 7!!!!!

like you know there is a story there and you need to know it and that’s in the OPENING SEQUENCE

[captainjonnitkessler]

Do you think I can get my union to vote to start covering massages under our health insurance? Like we cover chiropractic, which is potentially dangerous pseudoscience whose maximum benefit is making your back feel better for a couple of days, so I don't see why I shouldn't be allowed to get the same benefit at a massage parlor WITHOUT the possibility of some quack breaking my neck

[bixels]

Jesus man, relax.

[umbrella-show]

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Since the last one made you laugh...I now return with more!

*a few weeks after that attempt and when pomegranate goes to try to capture y/n...*

Dark enchantress: *waiting for her...wondering why it's taking a lot longer than they thought it would.*

Licorice: grrr...stupid cookies...stupid-

*suddenly, door swings open and pomegranate is standing there...hyperventilating and looking like she had ran through the oven 17 times in a row...battered and bruised. She then started to collapse-*

Dark enchantress and licorice: OH MY WITCHES!

*dark enchantress swoops over and catches her.*

Dark enchantress: oh...oh pomegranate...who did this to you?

Pomegranate, coughing: it...was...the cookies. They...they are...so protective of y/n...they...they were visiting a cake shop and I...I approached and...all I did was shake their hand...then...the cookies...the cookies went nuts! They...were like piranhas...and I...was the...unfortunate prey...I was lucky...to escape with my life.

*she passes out and dark enchantress is in pure shock. Who knew a whole kingdom could go crazy over a single cookie?*

Dark Enchantress cookie watched Pomegranate cookie with a deep frown as she noticed the smallest glimpse of bandages around the loyal cookie's arms and legs. She even to limp only slightly when she walked, but did her best to hide it and push through. Licorice had been bugging her about her loss capture you since she had returned from her failed mission. The two made jabs to each other about their own failures.

It seemed indoctrinating you into the cookies of darkness was going to be harder than she thought. She needed a way to separate you from those cookies….

[lasagoofs]

rewatching to prepare for the new season

[rainystressed247]

Wednesday is historical! I picked the victorian dress for witch!Dream. It fits his style and vibe (I think). Beware of the glow in the dark, you never know what is lurking.

Prompt list under cut:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I started reading Dungeon Meshi last week, became instantly charmed and captivated, and blitzed through the entire manga in 4 days (and changed my profile picture about it). With that in mind, I would just like to say...

I love your dungeon meshi art so so much

CHILCHUCK!!!!!!!!

Thank you kindly! I love Dungeon Meshi a lot, so I'm happy to see so many people get into it for the first time.

CHILCHUCK!!!

[wuthering-tempest]

based off some very real outfits i saw while shopping

they're off to play some volleyball!

[deadbutnostink]

Hi hi! I was wondering if you could draw Aziraphale and Crowley holding hands?

Was in dire need of drawing some fluff 🙏