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Current life goals:
👩💻 get a new job related to my degree (I was looking but then kinda stopped because my current job is super convenient)
🏡 buy my first home with my bf and cats 🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛
🏃♂️live my best running life on the trails all summer
🌱 eat lots of yummy vegan food
So basically if that's all I post for the foreseeable future that's why 💁
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my top five favorite Autobots (*that aren't combiner members)
my top five favorite Decepticons (*that aren't combiner members)
i had to impose a "no combiners" rule on myself for this or it would have consisted of 90% combiner team members.
#sura scribbles#my art#doodles#maccadams#skyfire#red alert#aileron#cosmos#ultra magnus#barricade#flatline#knock out#astrotrain#sky-byte#next up: the runner-up decepticons and autobots who made it into my top ten but not into my top five#and my favorite combiner team members#eventually#at some point#lmao
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Endlessly refreshing the Barkley Marathons updates to see if my girl Jasmin Paris makes it onto loop 5. About 8 hours ago she was on track to be the first woman ever to finish the race.
You might remember her from previous ultra running achievements like "fastest woman to complete a Barkley Fun Run (3 loops, 60 miles)" and "overall winner and record-smasher of the Pennine Way Spine Race while expressing milk for her baby at aid stations".
For the uninitiated, Barkley is the most straight-up insane race that exists:
Limited to 35-40 attendees
5 loops totalling 100+ miles
Entrance requirements are...unclear, but include an essay section and a scavenger-hunt-type item
Course is unmarked and very mountainous; GPS navigation not permitted
Invented to mock James Earl Ray, who managed a measly 12 miles in the area during his prison escape
Most people don't finish the race, or even the Fun Run (only 10 people were left running as of last night, and that was a record high)
"Checkpoints" come in the form of finding a book that's been hidden on the course and tearing out the page matching your race number
Start time is whenever the organiser lights his cigarette
#Jasmin Paris#ultramarathon#Barkley Marathons#Ultra running#The sheer astonishing grit of the long-distance runner
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"You look lonely... I can fix that." Taking HUGE inspiration from Blade Runner 2049. I wanted to try a new type of shading and just loved the colors and vibe I got from the scene as a whole. :D!! [In this scene, that is not the real Stanley and The Narrator knows it!!] >:0!
#tsp#tsp fanart#tsp narrator#the stanley parable#tsp stanley#tspud#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#blade runner#blade runner 2049#neon aesthetic#angst#alternate universe#alternate reality#phantazart
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Hii what's your favourite thing to draw?
MEN‼️‼️‼️
Ok, seriously i enjoy drawing a lot of things, but my favourite thing to draw is a tie between deranged, chaotic messes with my fav characters, angry/intimidating expressions, and chubby/fat characters.
I drew these earlier and thought they would be a good example
Plus some extra sleeby boys
#i like to draw a lot of things#and i draw A LOT#there are some runner ups#but those three are prob my favorite things to draw#casually at least#the stanley parable#tsp#the narrator#tspud#stanley#stanley from the hit game stanley parable#the narrator from the hit game stanley parable#stanarrator#stanley parable ultra deluxe#stanley x narrator
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i've been glued to the western states 100 livestream all day and one of the racers is named Eszter (pronounced like esther) and i'm so deep in the dbda brainrot that i hear the commentators talk about her and go "esther?? esther finch??"
#forgot to add tags to this for context#its a 100 mile ultramarathon#i'm obsessed with it#i do not run so im not sure why i'm so into it#other than that i know at least one kind of well-known ultra runner#who does this race almost every year#but i no longer really watch it for him
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Every week after watching the new episode of Mayfair Witches I have to watch an episode of Interview with the Vampire to remind myself what good television is like
#I just… have so many notes for the show runners#why is every scene shot in mid shots and wide shots on a tripod with absolutely no forward momentum or purpose#why does the show look like it’s the blue sister to Stephanie Meyer’s Twilight#I literally had no idea what the main story was until the finale and even now I am confused#not confused on the point but the approach they took to get there#also WHY in God’s polluted earth does Lasher aka ultra sexy demon man#give off I-wear-a-fedora-to-attract-the-ladiiiez vibes#he has the sex appeal of a pair of dentures#iwtv#interview with the vampire#mayfair witches
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Solar Opposites in: Ultra Opposites: “Embrace the Dark Side” (by @avaveevo)
This morning, at GeenasDavisville high, Human Jesse was in her class looking at the teen joys lovingly, until Ms. Perez came in the room with an important announcement.
Ms. Perez: Okay class before we get started, we have an important announcement, you kids remember your classmate Tyler, right?
Human Jesse: Uh, yeah?
Ms. Perez: Well, it turns out your classmate has been going for big changes. Okay, time to come in!
Human Jesse grow confused by what she said. Then we see Monica. The classmates gasp in shock and Human Jesse looks surprised once Monica walks in here.
Human Jesse: What in the…
Aidan: Tyler?
Monica: It’s Monica now, actually.
Classmates: What?!
Jayden: Dude, what happened to you?!
Monica: Well, I am transgender now. So, yeah.
Human Jesse: Transgender?
Monica: Well, if you all had notice by now, I have transitioned into a girl. I know some of you might be shock and confused. But, I just hope you don’t mind my new look?
Monica laughs nervously. After school, Human Jesse talks Human to Yumyulack about Monica.
Human Jesse: So did you hear about Tyler? He has just transitioned into a girl named Monica!
Sonya meets up with her siblings.
Sonya: Hey, guys!
Human Jesse: Hey Sonya?! Did you heard about Tyler?
Sonya: You mean Monica? Yeah, I know.
Human Yumyulack: Damn. I had no idea Tyler, or well Monica was transitioning into a new gender. He must’ve been questioning it a lot lately
Human Jesse: Should we tell Terry and Korvo?
Sonya: Yeah. I did see him, actually her doing girly stuff lately, he hasn’t been doing what other boys do.
The kids arrive home.
Terry: Hey kids. How was your day?
Janiz: How did it go?
Human Jesse remains silent.
Human Yumyulack: Apparently some kid in her class is transgender
Korvo: Really? Which one?
Human Jesse: mumbles something
Korvo: Oh honey… are you feeling nervous? It’s okay to say his or her name.
Human Jesse: Tyler, or should I say Monica…
Terry and Korvo look surprised, so is Janiz.
Terry: Tyler Miller? Oh yeah I heard about him transitioning last week from his mom
Korvo: B-But, I didn’t.
Janiz: Me neither.
Terry: Oh. You guys didn’t knew? Well, I have met the Millers. They are very nice people, except for Mrs. Miller’s sister and nieces. They were jerks to Tyler, or should I say Monica all the time.
Yumyulack and Jesse then turn back into their normal Shlorpian selves.
Jesse: Maybe I should talk to Monica tomorrow…
Suddenly, Jesse starts to feel headache as sparks spread around her body.
Sonya: Um Jesse? You okay? suddenly notices the yellow sparks turning pink Huh?
Korvo and Terry: Jesse!
Yumyulack: Whoa! What’s happening to her sparks? They are pink, instead of yellow
Terry: Jesse! Are you okay?! Speak to me!
Jesse starts breathing in and out as Janiz starts to scan her with the DNA scanner.
Korvo: Janiz! What is it?!
Janiz: Jesus christ, Terry! She’s a Mundane like you!
Terry: Oh my God! She is?!
Janiz: The scanner doesn’t lie.
Terry: Holy shit! How did she manage to bond with it? I haven’t seen any other Mundane since I transformed 13 years ago when Jesse was still a baby!
Janiz: Must be hard…
Sonya and Yumyulack grows concern once Jesse starts snarling on the floor.
Korvo: Maybe it would be best if Jesse goes somewhere to relax
Sonya: But where?!
Terry has an idea
Terry: Don’t worry! I know where!
Later, Terry then takes Jesse to a nice botanic garden near the Millers’ house while the sun starts to set.
Terry: Feeling better?
Jesse starts breathing in and out as she looks at her hand in fear.
Jesse: Am I really gonna lose control like you?
Terry then grows shock but his put his arms around his daughter as he smiles at her.
Terry: To be honest…I’m not sure.
Then, Mr. Miller was about to see them. Terry and Jesse gasp upon seeing Mr. Miller and quickly turns into their human forms, once Mr. Miller walked out the door.
Human Terry: Hey, Mr. Miller.
Mr. Miller: Why hello there Terry. I see this must be your daughter Jesse. She is in the same class as my daughter Monica.
Human Jesse: Uh…
Human Terry: Why yes. We would like to meet them.
Human Terry and Human Jesse head inside.
Human Jesse: Um hello? Is Monica home?
Mrs. Miller: She’s in her room.
Human Jesse: Okay. Thanks.
Human Jesse heads to Monica’s room
Human Jesse: knocking on the door Hello? Monica? It’s me Jesse from Ms. Perez’s class!
Monica: opens the door Oh, Jesse! Come on in!
Human Jesse come sun and grow amazed over what Monica’s room looks like and the makeup kit Monica has.
Human Jesse: You have a nice room.
Monica: Thank you. My parents help decorated it after I transitioned.
Human Jesse: So, how did you learn you were…you know…
Monica: Yeah I know. Well, I was feeling insecure about myself. I didn’t do all the things boy do, then I started growing interested into girl stuff
Human Jesse: I like girl stuff too…
Monica: Well, I felt like I was girl trapped in a boy’s body. Once I told my parents, they freaked out a little but managed to accept it because they love me.
Human Jesse: I’m glad they support you.
Monica: Yeah. So, I heard Sonya became your new little sister. Was it exciting?
Human Jesse: Yeah. It’s nice to be a big sister.
Monica: D’aw… well, to be honest… I haven’t been able to make any friends lately. Especially before I transitioned.
Human Jesse: Must be tough.
Monica: Yeah. My cousins even started to pick on me even more. As for my aunt, she’s transphobic. Luckily, my mom doesn’t let her go anywhere near our family again. Plus, my aunt was always a huge asshole.
Human Jesse: That must’ve been hard to deal with…
Monica: Yeah… sigh sadly
Human Jesse hugs Monica.
Human Jesse: It’s okay.
Monica smiles, then Human Jesse notice makeup.
Human Jesse: You think I could have some makeup?
Monica: Sure! Wanna do makeovers?
Human Jesse: Hell yeah!
Then, the girls starts putting makeup on each other as they start laughing. Human Terry starts to overhear it and smiles at his daughter. But unknown to them, Night Runner is hearing everything as he grins evilly. The next day, Human Jesse and Monica are walking to school with Sonya and Human Yumyulack.
Sonya: So, did you girls have fun last night?
Human Jesse: Hell yeah we did!
Monica: Yeah. To be honest, your sister is pretty nice. I’m glad she and one of your dads came over. You must be very lucky to be adopted by the Opposites, Sonya!
Suddenly Nicholas appears.
Human Jesse: Oh shit! whispers Quick, hide with me, Monica!
Monica: Huh? Why?
Human Jesse: Just trust me! takes Monica’s hand
Human Jesse and Monica go somewhere to hide.
Monica: What’s going on?! What is it?!
Human Jesse: That’s my ex boyfriend!
Monica: What?! He is?! Wow, what happened between you two? Was he fucking with you?! Because, don’t worry! I know Krav Maga!
Human Jesse: No! It turns out he was a mutant disguised as a teenager! He was just using me just using me to get to my family!
Monica: What?! Are you certain?!
Human Jesse: It’s true! He is even trying win me back! But I refuse to after what he has done! He is also a crook!
Nicholas: Jesse?
Human Jesse growls, but Monica grows angry and stands with Human Jesse as she gets into a fight stance.
Human Jesse: What do you want asshole?!
Monica: What the fuck do you want bitch? ‘Cause Jesse has told me so much about you!
Nicholas: Oh come on! I just want Jesse to get back together with me!
Human Jesse: slaps him in the face Fuck you dickhead! You were just using me again! Well, I had enough of you making me look like a fool, when you try numerous times to get back together with me! I have had enough!
Nicholas: Aw come on baby! starts turning back into his mutant form
Monica gasp in shock as she backs up a bit.
Monica: Holy shit! You were not kidding when you told me he was a mutant! He looks freaky!
Human Jesse: And disgusting!
Monica: That too!
Nicholas transformed into Night Runner as Human Jesse and Monica prepares to fight him.
Monica: I’ll take care of him! Krav Maga!
Monica tries to use her Krav Maga moves as Night Runner speeds away from her, much to her shock.
Monica: Wh-what?! You have powers?!
Nicholas/Night Runner: Fuck yeah! And there is nothing you can do about it!
Human Jesse growls as she turns back into her Shlorpian form, much to Monica’s surprise as she gasp.
Monica: Wh-what?! Jesse! You’re a-
Jesse: Alien?! I know! But stay back! I got this! electric sparks spreads around her body
Monica: Wait, what are you-
Jesse transformed into Electra as she gets out her electric wrecking ball and growls in fury. Monica gaps in excitement.
Monica: Oh. My. God! You’re Electra?! I am such a huge fan of you and your family and friends!
Jesse/Electra: gasp Really?!
Monica: Yeah! I really am! I even like some of the girls, especially Shine Light and her light powers! How does she do that?!
Jesse/Electra: Sorry fair citizen! But right now, I got some ass to kick! whispering into Monica’s ears as Monica grins playfully Oh, and you can’t tell anyone that I’m Electra! Including your parents!
Monica: Got it!
Electra gets starts swinging her wrecking ball as Night Runner, who dodged it. Electra growls, which helps her charged up, but then her rage starts to take ahold of her powers as she feels a pain in her head again and her sparks turn pink again.
Monica: Oh no! Are you okay?!
Jesse/Electra: eyes starts glowing pink Stay away from me!
Monica: screams My bad.
Meanwhile back at school, Human Yumyulack, Sonya and Daryl hears Electra screaming.
Human Yumyulack: gasp Jesse?!
Miss Frankie: walks up to them with Principal Cooke What is it?!
Sonya: We heard Jesse! She’s in trouble!
Ms. Perez: What?!
Mia: Where is she?!
Human Yumyulack: I don’t know! But, we have to go help her! Come on!
And with that, Human Yumyulack, Sonya, Daryl, Miss Frankie; Principal Cooke, Ms. Perez and Mia takes off as they went outside and the school and runs off to help Electra. Back with Electra, she keeps kneeling on the ground as she starts snarling, much to Monica’s concern as she backs away a bit.
Nicholas/Night Runner: Come on baby, let me take that pain away-
Electra suddenly roars and headbutts Nicholas savagely as he fall on the floor and his nose starts bleeding.
Nicholas/Night Runner: Hey! What the fuck?!
Monica: Whoa! suddenly feels a pain in her foot Ow! What the fu-
Suddenly, Monica looks down and gasp she sees a strange particle on her feet as she looks at the hole in her burnt show, but then acid starts spewing from her hands she gasp.
Monica: What the?! I have acid powers?!
Jesse/Electra: thinking; in her head upon seeing this Shit. I gotta tell Korvo.
Later, Soarin’ Girl arrives as she sees Electra snarling on the floor as she gasp.
Sonya/Soarin' Girl: Electra?! What's going on?!
Electra growls at Soarin’ Girl as she grows worried. Then, Psylock, Dark Matter, Super Cooke, Shadow Lady, Shine Light and Shout Out manage to suit up and arrive.
Ms. Perez/Shout Out: Electra! We’re here to help you and… notices the pink eyes Are you okay?
Mia/Shine Light: Electra?
Yumyulack/Psylock: turns to face Night Runner What did you do to her?!
Nicholas/Night Runner: Why nothing? Just giving your sister a pep talk on getting back together!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Oh HELL NO!
Sonya/Soarin Girl growls and pummels Nicholas/Night Runner, going Big Little Sister Instinct in the process!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: LEAVE MY BIG ALIEN SISTER ALONE!
Night Runner: Why you little bitch!
Soarin’ Girl punches Night Runner in the face with a powerful super punch as she flies back to the group. Yumyulack/Psylock hugs his sister.
Yumyulack/Psylock: I’m so proud of you lil sis! to Dark Matter Now babe!
Daryl/Dark Matter: Got it!
Dark Matter uses his mind reading psychic powers to blast away Night Runner as Monica gasp. Sherbet then sees what is happening and gasp as she starts glowing. Sherbet turns into Violet! Sherbet/Violet hands inside and runs up to Nova.
Sherbet/Violet: Nova! The others need us!
Nova nods and then transforms into Lady Roseus and the mother and daughter superhero duo meets up with their friends as Electra is still snarling.
Nova/Lady Roseus: Huh? Electra?!
Electra then roars and charges at Night Runner.
Nicholas/Night Runner: Hey get off of me, you bitch!
Electra attacks Night Runner. Then, she throws him to the wall. But, then he sees Monica and grabs her as she screams.
Jesse/Electra: eyes turns back to normal MONICA!
Yumyulack/Psylock: I got this!
But, Night Runner throws Psylock to the wall, and then he runs off with Monica as she grunts.
Monica: Let me go, you monster!
Nicholas/Night Runner: NEVER!
Sherbet/Violet: Oh no! That poor girl is in trouble!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: We have to get Solar Flare and Legendary Super Shlorpian!
Soarin' Girl carries Psylock to Korvo and Terry's house where Korvo and Terry are having sex.
Korvo: Ooooh! Yes! You bad dirty boy! Oooh!
Terry: Mmm, fuck!
Korvo: Oh. Take me you slutty bitch! Bang me all the way to Bethlehem!
Psylock and Soarin' Girl hear their dads having sex.
Yumyulack/Psylock: Oh shit! They’re having sex! Eeew!
Sonya/Soarin' Girl: Aw, c'mon. Boo!
Nova/Lady Roseus helps the two back away as she knocks on the door politely.
Terry: IN A MINUTE! I'M FINISHING HERE!
Korvo: OOOOOOOHHHH! YYYYYAAAAAYYYY!
Finally, the two alien husband have finish their sex and then kiss on the lips.
Nova/Lady Roseus: Uh...
Korvo then hears Nova and nods at Terry. After the husbands put their clothes back on, Korvo opens the door, but it turns out he is still naked.
Yumyulack/Psylock: OH JESUS! OH FUCK! YOU ARE NAKED!
Korvo is confused but then realizes he's naked.
Korvo; Oh shit! I forgot to my clothes back on! Sorry! In a minute
Korvo closes the door and puts his clothes on. He starts stressing, until Terry manage to calm him down with a kiss on the cheek. Korvo smiles and then opens the door again.
Korvo: Yes?
Yumyulack/Psylock: Um… we have some bad news!
Sonya/Soarin' Girl: Jesse snapped!
Korvo and Terry gasp and transforms into their Ultra Opposites forms in shock.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh shit!
The group heads to the school.
Terry/Solar Flare: Jesse! sees Electra not here
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Um bad news. She just left!
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh, for God's sake!
Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Oh no! Did she left when you guys went to go get Terry and Korvo?!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Yep.
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Uh huh! She just ran off to go save Monica!
Sherbet/Violet: And then she told us Monica now has acid powers!
Terry/Solar Flare and Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: WHAT?!
Solar Flare then freaks out like Mei does in Turning Red.
Terry/Solar Flare: Nnnooooooo! Oh My God! My babygirl!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Terry, chill.
Mia/Shine Light: It's okay.
Terry/Solar Flare: moans in anxiety and fear as his eyes glow orange No! It isn’t! Jesse’s gonna reach her breaking point anytime now!
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry, look at me! Just calm the hell down!
Sherbet/Violet: Wait? Terry! What do you mean?!
Terry/Solar Flare: transforms into his Mundane form and roars I think Jesse has finally manage to bond with her Mundane spirit! She’s turning into a Mundane like me!
Everyone gasps.
Nova/Lady Roseus: What?!
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Oh shit! I think Electra’s deep shit right now guys!
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare starts breathing in and out as tears well up in his eyes as his husband runs up to comfort him.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh honey. Shh shhh shh….
Mundane Terry sobs uncontrollably and Korvo comforts him.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Shhh… I know… it’s scary right now…
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Korvy?
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Yes dear. Is it about Jesse?
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: No. I just wanna be kissed right now...
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: smiling Oh honey!
The husband passionately make out until they hear a roar.
Yumyulack/Psylock: I’m on it! turns into his Super Shlorpian form and roars Aaaaahhhhhh….. much better!
Daryl/Dark Matter blushes at his boyfriend.
Daryl/Dark Matter: Damn, babe. You're sexy.
Psylock then sees Electra running after Night Runner, but luckily she didn’t finally transform into her mundane form yet.
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Psylock: There she is!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Good eye son! But did Jesse transform?
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Psylock: Luckily no.
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: We gotta move fast! Ultra Opposites, move out!
All: Right!
Later, they then head to the city.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Lady Roseus, Lady Super Shlorpian, get Agent Red, Master and La Oscuridad!
Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian and Nova/Lady Roseus: Got it!
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare turns back into his normal self.
Terry/Solar Flare: Super Cooke! Go get Flamethrower and Ultra Man!
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: On it!
Yumyulack/Psylock: And Dark Matter and I will go get Firey and Miss Darcina!
The boys nod.
Sherbet/Violet: And I’ll go get Master Smasher!
Terry/Solar Flare: Good idea.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Alright team! Move out!
We then see Electra ready to battle Night Runner.
Jesse/Electra: opening the door with her wrecking ball NIGHT RUNNER!
Nicholas/Night Runner: Please don't! I'm sorry I-
Suddenly, Electra then sees Monica banging in a tube cell.
Monica: Help!
Jesse/Electra: Monica! charged up her wrecking ball as she growls Night Runner, let my new BFF go!
Nicholas/Night Runner: Make me!
Night Runner presses a button and the tube then shocks Monica as she screams.
Jesse/Electra: NO!
Monica: Electra! Don’t give into him! He’s shocking just to force you to join him! Don’t give in! You got this!
Then, Master Smasher smashes through the walls with her strength with a smirk.
Jesse/Electra: Huh? Jani- I mean Master Smasher?
Janice/Master Shasher: H'no, it's good to see you, y'know.
Jesse/Electra: Good but what about the others?!
Super Shlorpian Yumyulack/Psylock: We're right here!
Then, the rest of the Ultra Opposites arrived and does their own superhero stances, but Ultra Man is facing backwards
Jamie/Firey: Uh… Ultra Man?
Randall/Ultra Man: Huh? Oh.
Randall/Ultra Man turns around does his superhero stance.
Jesse/Electra: How did you guys...
Super Shlorpian L.S.S., Mundane Solar Flare and Super Shlorpian Psylock turns back into their normal selves. Then, Solar Flare hugs Electra.
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Master manage to track you down and show us where you were heading.
Jesse/Electra: I see...
Montez/The Master: Yeah. We’re just glad you’re okay!
Sherbet/Violet: Now what has Night Runner done now?!
Night Runner: Not so fast!
All: Huh?
Night Runner smirks evilly and shocks Monica again.
Monica: Ugh! Ultra Opposites! Help!
Monica is still trapped in her cell as she got shock by Night Runner and Jesse/Electra is furious while the other Ultra Opposites arrived!
Terry/Solar Flare: No...
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Monica! Night Runner, release this poor girl at once!
Nicholas/Night Runner: After Electra broke my heart? No way!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You bastard! You have gone too far messing with my daughter! It’s time to stop!
Cherie/Agent Red: I agree with L.S.S. here! You’re out of control!
Nicholas/Night Runner: Why don't you make me Mr. Flat Ass?!
Nova/Lady Roseus: Hey! Don’t talk to my best friend like that!
Terry/Solar Flare: Yeah! My husband’s ass is beautiful and thicc! slaps Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian’s ass
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Ooh! giggles Solar Flare, you dirty boy.
Terry/Solar Flare: Why yes. Yes I am. kiss Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian
Nicholas/Night Runner: Seriously? Are they always like this?
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Hell yeah! Because my alien dads always love each other no matter what!
Janiz/Lady Super Shlorpian: Now, release Monica at once!
Jesse/Electra: Leave him to me.
But then, the tube breaks a piece and an electric bolt hits Jesse/Electra as she starts screaming in pain. Then, she suddenly feels a pain in her head.
Terry/Solar Flare: Jesse!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Sis! Are you okay?!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Speak to us! puts his hand on Jesse/Electra’s shoulders
Jesse/Electra: GET AWAY FROM ME!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Huh?
Jesse/Electra: THE POWER! THE RAGE! I CAN'T HOLD IT!
Miss Frankie/Shadow Lady: Um, are you like okay Electra?
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: gasps and realizes what is going on Guys, get back!
Daryl/Dark Matter: to Yumyulack/Psylock Babe! Is your sister okay?!
Yumyulack/Psylock: I don't know.
Jesse/Electra suddenly grows bigger.
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Solar Flare! L.S.S.! What’s happening to my sister?!
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Terry, it's time.
Terry/Solar Flare: Wh-what?!
Jesse suddenly grows muscular and her skin goes black as she rips apart her dress and shoes into pieces thanks to her still growing and the muscle growth too.
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh my god...
Sherbet/Violet: Holy shit! Like father like daughter!
Montez/The Master: I’ll say!
Jesse grows boobs much to everyone's confusion and shock.
Yumyulack/Psylock: gasp Titties!
Daryl/Dark Matter: Did she just get boobs?
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian, Terry/Solar Flare and Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Psylock!
Yumyulack/Psylock: What?
Monica: El-Electra?!
Mundane Jesse/Electra roars.
Cherie/Agent Red: I’m afraid this is not gonna end well! Stand back guys!
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh no! My baby!
Nicholas/Night Runner: What the fuck?!
Mundane Jesse/Electra’s eyes then starts glowing pink as she roars breaks the tube that was able to free Monica.
Monica: Thank you!
Terry/Solar Flare: Oh God! My babygirl! cries as Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian comforts him
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: It's okay, darling.
Mundane Jesse/Electra roars and throws Nicholas/Night Runner towards the building as she roars and jumps out.
Monica: Electra! No! Stop!
Mundane Jesse/Electra then grabs her yellow bow and yanks it off her head as she roars.
Terry/Solar Flare: SHIT!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We got to do something before Electra hurt herself! We must find a way to calm her down
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian turns into his Super Shlorpian form.
Terry/Solar Flare: Wait! I know how! Korvy! Fly me to Jesse! Quick!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: What?! Are you insane?!
Terry/Solar Flare: Trust me… she’s my little sproutling… I have to help her…
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Okay.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian, seeing how determined and selfless his husband is being right now, smiles as he kiss his hubby on the forehead and grabs as he flies off while the other Ultra Opposites follow them and see Mundane Electra.
Terry/Solar Flare: JESSE!
Mundane Jesse/Electra as she throws Night Runner to a wall that knocks him out and then she sees Terry/Solar Flare and growls at him.
Terry/Solar Flare: It's okay. It's me. Your daddy.
Mundane Electra roars and throws a giant rock at Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare as they manage to dodge it. Then, Solar Flare’s eyes starts to glow orange as he smirks and goes Papa Wolf. Seeing this, Legendary Super Shlorpian smiles and gets ready to throw Mundane Solar Flare.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: You ready?
Terry/Solar Flare: starts turning black while growing bigger and muscular Oh fuck yeah! Ready!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Damn, honey. You looking faboo.
Terry/Solar Flare: Hell yeah. I do! Throw me in!
Legendary Super Shlorpian throws Solar Flare. Solar Flare then turns finished transforming into his Mundane form as he rips apart his uniform and roars. Mundane Electra then sees Mundane Solar Flare and snarls at him.
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Jesse. You're okay. Look at me.
Mundane Electra roars and prepares to throw another rock at Mundane Solar Flare as he gasp.
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Poor Terry. He dead.
But, Mundane Solar Flare kept being brave as he sees Mundane Electra snarling.
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: J-Jesse?
Mundane Electra is about to throw something at her dad. Mundane Electra roars and throws the rock at Mundane Solar Flare who punches it into little ash thanks to his fire powers as he roars. Mundane Solar Flare then grabs Mundane Electra and pin her to the ground while touching her face softly and stroking it. Mundane Jesse realizes what she did and sobs.
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Shh. Oh Jesse-Bear. I’m so sorry Night Runner pushed you too far. This would’ve never happened if we had finally realize how truly crazy he is and still be there for you and then Monica would never be captured… you are not a monster… you are Jesse Opposites… a daughter… a sister… and a superhero… you’re our Electra and always will be. Please… come back to me Jesse-Bear…
Mundane Electra then breaks down in tears as tears fall down like waterfalls. Seeing how scared and overwhelmed his daughter is, Mundane Solar Flare embrace his daughter in a hug as he continues to sooth her and comfort his daughter.
Daryl/Dark Matter: Uh, babe? Are you crying?
Yumyulack/Psylock: shedding tears of joy Aaaww…
Principal Cooke/Super Cooke: Well, how about that?
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Oh sis… walks to Mundane Jesse/Electra with the rest of the Ultra Opposites and hugs her
Mundane Jesse/Electra turns back into her normal Shlorpian self as she continues crying in Solar Flare’s chest, after he turn back into his normal Shlorpian self.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: We’re so sorry about all of this. You were trying to tell us how crazy Nicholas is, and we didn’t believe in you. We thought you were being mean to him when he tried to win you back. But we were wrong. He is an asshole.
Yumyulack/Psylock: We’re sorry. It’ll be okay. We’re gonna stop Night Runner. Once and for all.
Jesse/Electra: Thank you...
But, Jesse/Electra starts turning back into her Mundane form as she starts breathing in and out.
Terry/Solar Flare: Whoa. Easy honey. Just take deep breaths. This is your first time. Right now, let’s go stop Night Runner before he recaptures Monica!
Everyone: Yeah!
Jesse/Electra keeps taking deep breaths but her eyes are still glowing pink. Now, the Ultra Opposites manage to block Night Runner from escaping. Monica made it out but she starts glowing.
Cherie/Agent Red: Monica?
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: What's going on???
Monica starts glowing and then she develops her own suit and mask as the glow disappears. Yumyulack/Psylock faints. Monica, now a superhero girl, lands shadowy on her feet as she grows amazed by her costume.
Monica/???: Woah!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Wow! Another Ultra Opposites kid! Welcome aboard to our posse!
Monica/???: Call me...Acid Girl!
Monica, now going by Acid Girl, does her own superhero pose.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Welcome aboard Acid Girl!
Jesse/Electra squeals with happiness.
Monica/Acid Girl: What up Electra?!
The two superhero BFFs then hug.
Jesse/Electra: Oh I am so glad you’re okay! Now, let’s go kick Night Runner’s ass! Together!
Monica/Acid Girl nods.
Terry/Solar Flare: Acid Girl! Keep him busy!
Monica/Acid Girl: Oh, I’ll keep him busy!
Acid Girl then shoots acid from her hands towards Night Runner who dodges it. Luckily, Miss Darcina manage to punch him to the wall.
Darcy/Miss Darcina: Take that!
Monica/Acid Girl: Thanks Miss Darcina!
Jesse/Electra: Korvo, fly me up there!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh what for?!
Jesse/Electra: Imma poke him in the eye!
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: grins You go for it sweetheart!
Korvo transforms into his Super Shlorpian form and picks up Electra.
Terry/Solar Flare: Be careful sweetie!
But then, Night Runner grabs Soarin’ Girl as she screams.
Terry/Solar Flare: Okay! THAT'S IT!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Let go of my sister you bitch!
Solar Flare transforms into his Mundane form and roars.
Night Runner: gets out his weapon and threatens Soarin’ Girl Stay back Solar Flare or your pathetic little brat gets it!
Suddenly, Electra uses her wrecking ball to poke Night Runner in the eye. But he still holds on to Soarin’ Girl as she screams.
Cherie/Agent Red: Jesus Christ, Jesse!
Yumyulack/Psylock: Do something! He still got Sonya!
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Oh, I'll fucking do something!
But then, Night Runner tried to harm Solar Flare, which made Electra enraged as she starts turning black again and her eyes kept glowing pink.
Korvo/The Legendary Super Shlorpian: Jesse?
Electra turns back into her Mundane form and roars as she lands near Night Runner to save her sister but is still losing her mind.
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: shedding tears of joy Jesse…
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Shit! Jesse, calm down, okay?
Mundane Electra then punches Night Runner that made him release Soarin’ Girl as she flies and then, Acid Girl smirks and uses her acid powers on Night Runner’s face as he screams.
Night Runner: You whore! You're better off as a man like you're supposed to be!
Monica/Acid Girl: That what you get for kidnapping me bitch! punches him with a powerful acid punch that knocks him out unconscious and I’ll never go be back to the person I was before! This is who I am now! And I love it!
Mundane Terry/Solar Flare: Wow! Nice punch! That really knocked him out!
But Mundane Electra is still kneeling down and growling like an animal as the rest of the Ultra Opposites as they gasp. Luckily, Soarin’ Girl embraces her sister with a cooldown hug, and it works. But Mundane Electra is crying.
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Aw it’s okay big sis. You did it. Your mean ex won’t bother you anymore. It’s okay.
Electra transforms back. She cries as Soarin’ Girl and Psylock comforts her, like good siblings. Then, the police arrived as they take Night Runner away finally.
Monica/Acid Girl: waving at Night Runner Good riddance, motherfucker!
Nicholas/Night Runner: Are we still on for a date, Jesse?!
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: growls May I?
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh fuck yeah! He deserved it after what he has done to your poor sister!
Sonya/Soarin' Girl punches Night Runner in the face. Night Runner then falls unconscious as the police puts him in the car while Soarin’ Girl prepares to call out to him as the police drives away with Night Runner. Then, Electra surprises Psylock by hugging him.
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: calling out to Night Runner THAT’S FOR MESSING WITH MY SISTER AND HER BFF YOU BITCH!
Legendary Super Shlorpian surprises Soarin' Girl by hugging her.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Bravo S.G.! I am so proud for you!
Soarin' Girl smiles. Then, the Ultra Opposites family put their arms around Electra as she continues crying. Solar Flare, who has turned back into his Shlorpian form, kisses Electra on the forehead.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: Oh. Our poor sweet girl. We’re so sorry about what happened today. All this pressure has really gotten to you lately.
Jesse/Electra: I know...but I'm happy my family's here for me.
Sonya/Soarin’ Girl: Thanks sis. And don’t worry, we’ll train you to control your newfound monster form.
Legendary Super Shlorpian then flirts with Solar Flare.
Korvo/Legendary Super Shlorpian: So, you wanna head home and do our thing later?
Terry/Solar Flare blushes as he smiles.
Terry/Solar Flare: giggles Sure, you big stud.
Legendary Super Shlorpian and Solar Flare then kiss while Psylock, Electra and Soarin’ Girl continue to hug each other while Acid Girl smiles with tears of joy, being touched by this heartwarming moment. The next day, Human Jesse and Monica are walking to school happily.
Human Jesse: Ready for another day at school bestie?
Monica: Hell yeah I am!
The two newfound BFFs giggles as they put each of their arm on their shoulder and walks to school as the scene fades to black.
THE END
#solar opposites#solar opposites au#the ultra opposites#ultra opposites#jesse/electra#monica miller#monica solar opposites#terry/solar flare#korvo/legendary super shlorpian#yumyulack/psylock#nicholas/night runner#principal cooke/super cooke#miss frankie/shadow lady#mundane jesse#super shlorpian korvo#mundane terry#super shlorpian yumyulack#cherie/agent red#sonya/soarin’ girl#montez/the master#pezlie/la oscuridad#nova/lady roseus#sherbet/violet#Randall/ultra man#a new friend#Kevin/the flamethrower#darcy/miss darcina#ms. perez/shout out#mia/shine light#jamie/firey
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Things haven't been going well after the breakup ( Dulse is fine actually, he watched Bladerunner 2049 to cope )
#what the heck is this fanfic#Pokémon#pokémon go#dulse#rhi#ultra recon squad#doomer#Pokémon dulse#Pokémon go rhi#fan art#pokemon fan art#pokémon ultra recon squad#urs#blade runner 2049#ultra sun and moon#pokémon ultra sun and ultra moon#usum
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Take Nothing for Granted
#takenothingforgranted. That’s the hashtag for the year. I try to have a theme every training season, and this one resonates after the shit show last year that I called a “race.” I had zero gratitude for being out there (read that story here), and I paid for it. This year is going to be about what I AM able to do, and that I’m happy to be doing it. Motivation so far has been shit, and it’s the…
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#big audacious goals#do epic shit#journey#motivation#run#runner#running#trail run#trail running#ultra training#ultrarunner#ultrarunning
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tosses you a 23 for the ask!
23. A “Wow” moment of awe
HRRRRNGH okay listen. there's a problem here. if there's a moment in a game that makes me feel so reverent and in awe of it, i do not want to tell people about it because i want them to just see it on their own. no expectations, no preconceptions, because that sort of feeling of…wonder, of awe and beauty, is deeply…like, it's part of my brain chemistry, right? That's My Emotion! that's The Big One!
the biggest game that inspired that awe in me was no doubt Outer Wilds. it did something to me. but i REFUSE to spoil anything about that game. it's one of those experiences you can only ever have one single time, and going in blind is THE best option. so if you want a game full of that sort of feeling: please, PLEASE play Outer Wilds. you WILL enjoy it. it's got some horror elements, there are jump scares in at least one planet and i've heard the dlc is pretty spooky too- but i really can't recommend it enough.
BUT. i will share a key moment for you. SPOILERS FOR THE GAME TUNIC. if you want to go in blind, BACK OUT NOW.
so like…specifically i was only really around for the back half of tunic while my roommate was playing it, but that's when the good puzzle shit kicks in so i'm not upset about that. BUT. as you play through tunic, you collect pieces of its manual. like, in-game. you start out completely in the dark with only the basic controls, and get more pages as you go.
BUT. this manual is ILLEGIBLE. it's written entirely in moonrunes that you cannot read, and that are never translated at any point.
that's because you can figure out how to translate the runes all by yourself. and the moment that i realized i could READ it? that was like christmas morning. i was writing and reading and figuring out all the rules as my roommate played. i don't think i'll forget that feeling.
#OTHER RUNNER UPS INCLUDE#the lead-up to anor londo in dark souls#leaky pipes in hypnospace outlaw#the conclusion of the stanley parable ultra deluxe#the tower in vvvvvv#the first time you find an environment puzzle in the witness#the pacifist ending of undertale#learning you're complicit in the beginners guide#all of live a live#all of hikeback#and all of wandersong#ask game
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Vayalada moments @manmadhanvijayan #SalihSally #ultrarunning #trailrunning #running #run #ultrarunner #runner #trailrunner #runnersofinstagram #instarunners #runningmotivation #trailrun #marathon #trail #runhappy #runners #training #ultratrail #mountainrunning #ultra #fitness #ultramarathon #marathontraining #ultrarunners #runnersworld #garmin #runnerscommunity #instarun #instarunner #mountains (at Kozhikode, Kerala, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpnC802Pjg8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#salihsally#ultrarunning#trailrunning#running#run#ultrarunner#runner#trailrunner#runnersofinstagram#instarunners#runningmotivation#trailrun#marathon#trail#runhappy#runners#training#ultratrail#mountainrunning#ultra#fitness#ultramarathon#marathontraining#ultrarunners#runnersworld#garmin#runnerscommunity#instarun#instarunner#mountains
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it just hit me edgy maze runner
#luna.txt#was trying to figure out what it reminded me of#finally GOT IT#maze runner if it was like... ultra super good...#ateez only privilege!
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Understanding Kilometer to Mile Conversions
Whether you're a runner tracking your distance, a traveler planning your next adventure, or simply someone interested in fitness, knowing how to convert kilometers to miles can be incredibly useful. This quick reference will help you make those conversions effortlessly, ensuring you can understand distances no matter where you are.
Here’s a handy conversion chart:
1 kilometer (km) = 0.621371 miles
5 kilometers = 3.10686 miles
10 kilometers = 6.21371 miles
15 kilometers = 9.32134 miles
20 kilometers = 12.4274 miles
50 kilometers = 31.0686 miles
100 kilometers = 62.1371 miles
To convert kilometers to miles, simply multiply the number of kilometers by 0.621371. For example, to convert 10 km to miles:
10 km × 0.621371 = 6.21371 miles.
This information is not only beneficial for athletes and outdoor enthusiasts but also for students, health professionals, and anyone engaging with distances in a metric context. Stay informed and enjoy your journeys!
#running#energy#today#wellness#health#just girly things#blade runner#ultra marathon#virgo#capricorn#aries#aquarius#sagittarius
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Behind The Lens: Worlds End Ultras 2024
I love running. And as much as I love running I love photographing running even more. I was recently asked to join the amazing crew that puts on the Worlds End Ultras at Worlds End State Park as one of their photographers for the race. I fell in love with Worlds End State Park while training for and running the 2018 Worlds End Ultra 50k. I have been back to this park on race day almost every…
#do the work#photographer#Photography#practice#run#runner#runners#Running#Running Community#Running Photos#RunPA#shipping#trail and ultra#Trail Running#Worlds End Ultra
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“When purpose aligns with faith, there can be no failure and all needs will be met—because the universe is infinitely abundant.”
“Finding Ultra” by rich roll
#ultraman#rich roll#summer reading#imlivingmylife#I’m a runner#running#endurance#have faith#faith over fear#it will all be okay#finding ultra
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