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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled
#spn trending posts#to clarify (please don't take this too seriously)#supernatural has been trending on and off for the past two or so weeks for no particular reason#but this time 9 out of 10 top posts under the tag are the destiel news memes about trump having been shot at during a speech#so whilst it didn't necessarily cause the trend it definitely contributed to it#spn#supernatural#donald trump#tw gun mention
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I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)
#under this premise part time work is valid too!#personally i think i'd probably study. maybe do another masters maybe part time across two years this time#if i were to do a job job i think i'd try out working in a library (ideally an academic library). which would technically be more studying#since i'd need to get a library qualification first#i'm just very curious what people would choose if it was purely a choice of what appeals to you over the practicality/necessity#talking
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you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG
#Santa Baby#what if we broke a marital vow or two 🎵 light blue!#all this whilst Mrs Claus watches on with a glint (of murder?) in her eye---and on her (freshly sharpened?) knitting needles#my only question is who gets the naughty list in the divorce#i have a right to know whose jurisdiction i'll be serving my sentence under
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Oi oi oi... My original release, Spirited Away Away Away Away Away Away is now REMASTERED. Six years, and lotsa newfound knowledge on mastering later, and here we are. Now you may listen to it as though your ears have been UNMASKED, cleaned of mud and sludge.
And for those asking, BANDCAMP will start getting new things often,
Check out the song on BANDCAMP IN LOSSLESS + Hear the difference between the old version :)
And on Soundcloud too!
#my sounds#I implore you to listen to the OG compared to this and hear the difference yourself#You will note a massive bass-extension and added harmonics driven by two Neve silk modules#Additional width from 400hz and up but with reduced stereo spread under 400#Controlled dynamics and a colored compression gently glueing the elements
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only you.
#alt versions under the cut!#my art#arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#these two have infested my brain like mold#oh god its yooouuuuuu that i liieeeeee wiiiiiith#sweat this out of myself in the brief three days i spent home (want to go backkkkk im tired im nauseous im in my hate everyone era againn)#i just want to feel better!!!!!!!!!#letting myself go a little bonkers with this helped a little but the guilt over not progressing with my thesis film is going to consume me#anyway. enough of using the tags as a confessional. bone apple teeth
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Stolitz cuddles 🥹
#I COULDN'T HELP IT#one of my cats did that thing where they rub their head under your chin#and I thought about these two#and HAD to animate it 😭#stolitz#helluva boss#stolas#blitzø#fanart#animation#my art
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Stroller wagons!
If you have two small kids or just one that hates strollers a stroller wagon is a great option!
I personally own the baby trend expedition. It’s definitely one of the cheaper options as far as stroller wagons go. It also has a flat bottom so your child can lay down if they want. Overall it works great but it’s very large when folded ( I have a smaller car and it just barely fits and takes up the whole trunk). This option only has one size and it comfortably fits two kids but if you have more than two kids it might not work you.
Pros:
cheaper
Works well enough
Flat bottom for naps on the go
Cons:
Not much storage space
Large when folded
Only one size option
I have never tried the following three but I know others who love them! They’re definitely pricier than the one I have but they fold up so much nicer. These three options are pretty similar they have slightly different prices Keenz is the most expensive and Wonderfold is slightly cheaper! The Larktale is priced in between the two of the three the seats are not removable but they do recline.
Keenz & Wonderfold
Pros:
Folds up nicely
Lots of storage space
Removable seats that can be used with children facing each other or facing the same direction
Can also be used with flat bottom
Two size options for more kids
Cons:
Pricey
Larktale Caravan
Pros:
Has seats built in
Seats recline
Lots of storage
Cons:
One size option
No flat bottom option
There are different styles and options for the different brands and they have different prices the ones in this post were just my favorite ones.
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Steve Raglan has the wrong FNAF Mike Schmidt…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#michael afton#mike schmidt#steve raglan#fnaf movie#fnaf sister location#fnaf fanart#UNSERIOUS comic time#Steve got the wrong Mike Schmidt#AND THIS Mike is way more crass compared to the movie one#I REALLY wanted to draw Michael more with movie William#just cause I know he’d hate him as much as his father#Michael is a full William Afton hater#I wonder how movie Mike would be like with game William#like no matter what these two are gonna get under each other’s skin real fast
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We love MK, child of un-divorced. The next update will be more gay. And fluffier.
Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )
before saying anything, read the stuff under the cut
About wukong and macaque
Both these bitches did wrong, but remember that MK saw the vision starting from the fight itself, not what happened before. He then read the chapters of the book and read that Macaque also attacked. I personally think he's mostly hurted by what Wukong did, not because it's worse of what Macaque did, but because he idolized Wukong for so long, and while he know he did so many wrongs in the past, his vision of a "hero" dissapeared in this moment. He s mostly dissapointed let's say. Of course it's not the best of things to put tour heroes on a pedal because you will always be dissapointed. I guess MK learned the lesson...
About what MK said in panel 8
Our monkey boy is remembering his own very stupid thing he sacrificied himself without trying to talk it out with the others AND using the circuit on Wukong.
About the posters
Yes they were Monkey King posters. MK ripped them immediately after the vision because he still was not sure was reality and vision and was scared.
About the eye
Because I would prefer no one dies of angst, his eye is fine, it s more like symbolism.
#this was so hard to write#how do you write an argument with two people#both of them are in the wrong but one is slightly more?#like-don't get me wrong#what wukong did was worst but still- it's not like we can say macaque have been an angel up til now. he still almost killed mei.#and the pilgrims#who were literally under the command of the highest forces of heaven#my art#kyri45#comic#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk fanart#lego monkie kid fanart#lmk season 5#lmk shadowpeach#lmk monkey king#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#shadowpeach#shadowpeach bio parents au#lmk six eared macaque#liu er mihou#lmk mk#lmk qi xiaotian#monkey mk#monkey qi xiaotian#tw eye trauma#eye trauma#trigger warning eye trauma
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Do you think sinners miss the night sky..?
(Please click for better quality!!)
#drag's art#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#hazbin hotel angel dust#helluva boss stolas#(yes I know Angel is from New York and the stars probs weren't extremely visible. I just don't care LMAO)#this was meant to be. a warm up. it's been just under two hours 🙃#anyways I think they should be friends#1k#STOP WHY DID THIS BANG AJSHS????#IM GOAD EVERYONE LIKES IT?? UM. LMFAO 😭💖#1.5k#2k#2.5k#3k#3.5k#4k
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ppl are too quick to point to laios' disability as the reason his friends think he's a freak sometimes. so many instances of laios getting yelled at are, in my eyes, a case of "this guy had to emotionally mature very early in order to be there for his little sister" combined with "much older friends who never had to learn to manage their own emotions to the same degree"
a lot of the time he's right about needing to be more direct/deal with things in a way that may seem scary/needing to put your gut reaction aside. he tries not to make his friends uncomfortable and he puts up with a lot because he's trying to keep the peace, but he also pushes the others out of their comfort zones purposefully to try to get them to think more constructively. everyone else in the party is prone to acting on their gut instincts and avoiding uncomfortable situations even when facing them head-on is very much necessary. part of what makes laios such a great leader is the fact that he knows from experience how to put his own feelings aside to help someone else grow.
yes, he does make a lot of social blunders by accident and he does struggle to connect with others, but not all of his positive influence on others is accidental or "despite" making people uncomfortable. a lot of the time, I think it's clear he knows exactly what he's doing and he's trying to help the people around him process emotions in a healthy way as they all go through some truly harrowing shit. all the main characters support each other as well as they can with their unique emotional skillsets. laios' skillset just happens to be "gently talk child into eating her vegetables"
#deerchatter#dungeon meshi#laios touden#of course this IS also connected to his disability. bc having an iron grip on your own emotional reaction is often needed to survive#in an ableist society. and he wouldn't have had to parent falin so much if the two of them hadn't been ostracized growing up#but the point of the post is that laios is a lot more emotionally intelligent than his party (or many fans) realizes#he's not just stumbling ass-first into being helpful he is clearly applying a skillset that is direly lacking in his friends#marcille and chilchuck in particular haaaaate uncomfy situations and are under the impression that if smth Feels bad then it Is bad.#and senshi avoids so many situations and feelings because of his trauma that he's been unable to grow past it on his own#this post was particularly inspired by the griffin meat scene. everyone else suggests senshi just avoid his trauma forever#and they're absolutely shocked when laios suggests senshi try to grow and overcome his pain bc. That Sounds Scary. lol#so many of the story's themes revolve around overcoming your own impulses and biases#and laios is uniquely suited to leading that change.#r.i.p. laios/toshiro friendship you guys have so much more in common than you realize
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Spent the majority of my maternity leave at home but we did make it to the beach for one day for a couple hours. And, while it wasn't alot of time, it was *just* enough. More on the blog. xo, Setarra
#mom of two#postpartum#motherhood#two under two#family beach trip#life happening#setarra#outer banks#beach life#boy mom#this is us#family life
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the fritter (frin critter)
#inspo struck right after posting the last two. some kind of a hermit crab. a snail#they think they look all cool and mysterious under their safety shelter but if u remove it they're a disastrous puffball of uncombed fur#the hat is not accurate to an adult human btw. i tried to put them in a full size hat and they were lost forever. this is a child sized hat#they need to swap out for bigger hats as they grow#MY FRIENDS WROTE AND DREW SO MUCH FOR THE FRITTER I HOPE THEY CAN REBLOG AND ADD BC THEYRE SO GOOD <3#we started making a whole au about critter species in the wild and how they interact and survive. very fascinating.#i need to collect all the worldbuilding into one place eventually. rn all i'll say is.. overworked odile petsmart employee (tealgoat's idea#isat critters#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#my art#a6se/twohats (this tag only) implication then is that loop is bald i guess aksdks. loop = wild shorthair. fritter = domestic longhair.
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By the way, I would literally bet money that we're going to successfully keep global warming below 2 degrees celsius.
Would I bet my whole savings on it? No, not yet. But the way the data is trending, in two or three years, I very well might.
#good numbers keep going up at a rate that is drastically higher than expected#and that rate is going to keep increasing#metaphorically ofc I don't gamble with that kind of money lol#but seriously#I WOULD bet money that we will keep the increase under two degrees celsius#based on all the news and articles I've seen and all the research I've done#SHOUTOUT TO EXPONENTIAL CURVES#COME SAVE OUR ASSES EXPONENTIAL CURVES#lay translation of that is#not news#climate change#climate anxiety#me#climate hope#global warming
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Posting a sneak-peak of this now because I'm about to be In The Shit school workload-wise, so this'll take me a while to finish.
Doing some character design exploration/expression sheets for Celestia and Luna. Figuring out Celestia's weird ass anatomy while I'm at it.
#mlp#celestia#fanart#my art#wip#the grand galloping 20s#delete later#look at me fucking smart guy signed up for 4 art classes in one quarter#so now i have 4 concurrent art/film/creative writing projects going on at the same fucking time#taking bets on how fast i burn out#anyways the idea behind the faces is the front face is the surface. it displays whatever emotions celestia intends when she's in control.#the two side faces––sadness and anger––are sides of her she has less control over. i drew all 3 faces active for the exploration#but in reality only 1 is active at a time. the others will either close their eyes or go catatonic like a puppet or doll#the final face on the back of the head is the deep subconscious. every ugly and violent and hateful thought and emotion#that lies buried under the surface. celestia has no control over that side of her. if she ever wakes
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It’s a blessing, and a curse, to let someone else besides Bakugo drive the van on the annual bakusqaud road trip. Kirishima and Kaminari were too engrossed in their own conversation, never looking back at you two for long periods of time.
It was early afternoon, but car rides always make you sleepy. You thought curling up in your boyfriend’s lap in the back seat would be cute, peaceful, but no - this fucker couldn’t keep his hands off of you. For a grueling two hours, he was nothing but a tease, grinning like the devil over your squirming whenever he’d touch you. Bakugo played it off at first, gently running his fingers through your hair or rubbing his thumb over your cheekbone lovingly at your drowsy stupor. It escalated when your crop top rode up, exposing your bralette and tempting him. Thank god you were facing the back of the seat and not the boys up front.
It was subtle squeezes at first, “brushing” over your chest when he’d lay his hand on your ribs or move to rub your back. Bakugo would inch his fingers to your stomach, quietly shifting to cop a feel and act like nothing happened. When he saw your brows scrunch, he decided to push further, splaying his hand across your chest and teasingly slipping two fingers under the bralette to pinch your nipple, flicking and twisting it between his finger pads. His ego inflated when your legs twitched at his touch, a soft groan falling from your lips. It didn’t take long until he was practically using your tits as stress balls, his insatiable hunger for you taking over.
Bakugo didn’t even realize that Kirishima turned into a gas station to refuel and grab some snacks until the van was parked, too caught up in his game to notice.
“Need anything, bro?” He asks over his shoulder. “Kami and I are grabbing snacks, too.”
“Nah, we’re good. Gonna get out and stretch.”
Kirishima and Kaminari head into the store while the two of you exit the van and take a lap around the parking lot. That’s when you notice the bathroom on the side of the building, door propped open and no key needed.
Before he can stop you, you’ve got Bakugo by the collar and bolt for it, practically dragging him behind you. He’s yelling something along the lines of “what the fuck, woman?!” until you’re both inside the grimy one person bathroom, slamming the door behind you. You let go of his shirt and shove him into the rusty sink, pouncing on him like an animal.
“You think you can get away with all that, Katsuki?” You growl, emphasizing his name as a warning. “This is a fight you always lose.”
“Someone’s suddenly—” he tries to argue but the words die in his throat when your hand ferociously grips at his cock through his shorts. His face loses composure at the contact, flushing scarlet instantly.
“That’s what I thought.” You pause to bite his neck, pink teeth marks left in your wake. “You started this, babe. You’ve got two minutes, make it count.”
#☆.rei daydreams#☆.bkg dreamscapes#thinking about fucking him in a dirty ass bathroom today for whatever reason#just too hungry for one another to care#desperately making out and needing more of each other but you only have a few minutes#hands shooting all over the place#clothes being ripped and stripped#bending over the sink or shoved up against the wall#it’s worth the stares from Kirishima and Kaminari when you two come back slightly disheveled#Bakugo’s neck is pink and your hips have pink indents from his fingers gripping them minutes earlier#barely visible under your clothes but just enough#bakugo x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugo smut#bakugou smut#☆.spicy
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