underneath this veneer of slightly crazy and socially inept, i’m a complete disaster
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are you trying to tell me they were not in love!?
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I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.
SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE
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Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
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I don’t really have a dream or goal in life except to be happy
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i saw petals bloom from her hairline in the morning the sun would wait for her to wake before it would rise there is no life without love and no one else wore the eyes that could see the golden lines and maple amber lights shimmering across the sky and bring its splendid colours into life
and at night the moon would whisper secret tunes into the only ears that were magic enough to hear listen, sense, and know her milky voice blow chimes through her window a private lullaby sleep tight she rides a dreamboat caressed inside her bed rest your precious petal head -C.
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What INFJs don’t notice: haircuts, new furniture, what everybody is wearing, how things are organized
What INFJs do notice: the subtle difference between a genuine and forced smile, when someone is talking about something that makes them truly happy, when a person feels uncomfortable around someone else
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No amount of gifsets can ever do this justice.
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The older I get the less I put up with JKR
“Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand I’m gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat à la muggle
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I love that kids have 0 concept of homophobia or gendered shit until they’re taught it. for example today one of my preschoolers was playing house with his best friend (also a boy). usually he plays the baby and his friend is the dad but today he said “actually today there’s gonna be two dads cause I wanna be one too so we have to get married” and later decided he wanted a princess dress with wings. this is the same kid that loves tmnt and green and everything “boyish”. gender and gender stereotypes literally don’t exist until it’s taught.
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People who live on Caribbean islands and in Florida please prepare for a possible hurricane that can cause MAJOR destruction!! Hurricane Irma has been growing at fast rates and it doesn’t hurt to be safe than sorry. Stock up on food, water, portable chargers, and other helpful resources that can get you through this.
Here is a 2017 hurricane disaster guide that contains vital information on how to survive a hurricane. It’s too early to tell how far it’ll go beyond Florida but meteorologists are predicting it can hit the Carolinas. The storm isn’t expected to hit the U.S until Friday, so that gives Florida residents a lot of time to stock up and get prepared.
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The next time I see one of those “millenials will be photographing the end of the world” posts I’m gonna scream because let me tell you, I just went through a natural disaster and Snapchat literally saved people’s lives. Thanks to snapchat I knew exactly what roads were flooded, what stores were open, what my HOUSE looked like (since I wasn’t there), and which shelters I could go to. People were snapping/tweeting asking to be rescued and THEY WERE. I didn’t get my news from the tv, I saw it in real time on social media and I will never not be grateful for that.
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if all girls were taught how to love each other fiercely instead of how to compete with each other and hate their own bodies, what a different and beautiful world we would live in
nikita gill ( via @scholasticbabe )
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Give me a live action Batman film that tries to be dark and gritty but gets ruined by the sassy and sarcastic comments and bad puns from all of his kids
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Dick Grayson is a Goddamn Dork™ ACTUAL CANONS
1. The discowing suit. I mean, really?
2. Canonically was responsible for naming the batarangs, the Batmobile, and probably every other bat- thing in the cave.
3. Continued to defend those choices, even as Batman. “That’s a stupid name.” “You mean *awesome*.”
4. Little kid tries to punch him (as a cop!) and he responded by saying, “you’re throwing a punch wrong. Here, hit me again, like this”
5. Built an entire secret room in his apartment for vigilante purposes, still leaves his Nightwing suit in a heap on the ground next to his bed where Goddamn anyone can see it
6. Puts his fingers up by his head so that thugs who see his shadow will think he’s Batman
7. When deciding what to call his new a batarang equipment, unironically decided to call them “wing-dings”
8. Is honestly flattered when supervillains compliment his butt
9. “That would make them nunjas.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME GRAYSON THEY’RE POINTING GUNS AT YOU IS NOW *REALLY* THE BEST TIME TO PUN
10. Does not bother to park the Batwing or even bring it low, flings himself out of it from 1,000 feet up because *aesthetic*
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