#two ships passing in the night?

[dragonbornphoenix]

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I'm a HUGE slut for a LOT of smut! 😈 🔥

[the-mpreg-guy]

on a realer note i do think people forget that a huge part of the destiel equation is that cas won’t stay. like yeah we focus a lot on the fact that dean won’t ask him to, but cas never sticking around is a huge factor there

[pokimoko]

haunting the narrative -> haunted by the narrative -> haunting the narrative -> haunted by

[nocherrybombs]

Nobody Told Him Part 5: Tempted by the Promise of Natural Spring Water

Neuvillette, surrounded by Natlan's heroes: So what you are telling me is that none of you know where the Pyro Archon is?

Citlali: Why would I? I'm not her mother! She's a grown woman, she can go where she wants.

Neuvillette: Yes, of course she can, but surely one of you must be close enough to her to have an idea of where she went.

Xilonen: Sorry, man. Best advice I can give you is follow the sounds of a giant rock smashing into a volcano. If that doesn't work, look for motorcycle tracks and you'll find her eventually.

Neuvillette: ...what is a motorcycle?

Xilonen: It's a... hmm. How do I describe the Flamestrider? Okay, think of it like this; if you see a roughly-human-sized fireball mounted on a big armor-plated wheeled thing racing across the plains of Natlan, then that's probably her.

Neuvillette: I am dismayed to hear that she is using her misappropriated elemental authority to engage in such frivolities.

Mualani: Ooh, speaking of frivolities, do you wanna come visit my tribe? We're holding free surfing lessons this week, and afterwards you can relax in the hot springs!

Neuvillette: Do not attempt to bribe me, mademoiselle. Justice shall not be delayed or denied.

Mualani: Aww, are you sure? The water is perfect this time of year. And call it a guide's intuition, but I get the feeling that the Koholasaurs would absolutely love you.

Neuvillette: Well, ah... I suppose that spending a bit of time to reconnect with my kindr- ahem, I mean, your saurian companions couldn't hurt. And it should not take more than a few minutes to sample the local spring water...

Mualani, pulling Neuvillette away by the hand: That's the spirit! Come on, if we get going now we can still make it there in time for dinner!

Later...

Mavuika: The Iudex of Fontaine was here? Where the hell did he go?

Kinich: Mualani got her claws in him and set him up with the "Meztli Extended Super Deluxe Hot Springs Vacation" package. We'll probably never see him again.

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Love seeing tumblr drama which is apparently widespread but I have somehow avoided all knowledge of 🤗🤗🤗

[apollos-boyfriend]

I haven't seen you on my dash since 2021 mcytblr, this was an unifying stream

PROOF that connoreatspants is truly the people’s streamer

[housederiva]

Bee were you in the back of lodge right because I was also at the game awards and I'm pretty sure I heard your "it's already on sale?!" Everyone around me was trying so hard not to laugh it was hilarious. I really hope someone recorded it because I would listen to it on repeat the way you said it was so fucking funny

You cannot do this to me dear listener its past one o'clock in the morning and I'm trying to sleep... that's exactly where I was

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Oh y'all thought I only do these for Jesus, SIKE-

[redvelvetcapy]

immersive gameplay in wow this morning

[soyoudneverguess]

SPOILERS THE SILT VERSES 36

This is a little bit of a live blog

HEART BROKEN HOLY FUCK

RELATIONSHIP ENDED WITH THE JOY OF HAYWARD AND CARPENTER FUCKING AROUND, RELATIONSHIP STARTED WITH THE TRAGEDY OF SEB AND DEV MY LOVES MY DARLINGS MY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEAN MEAN MEAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO MEAN CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY CANT THEY AKNDKDNFKEBDUEHFBKDLXNDHDJDBEJDBDJDNEBEBDNNDKDNDJDBDNDNDKKDKDKFKRKRBRJSJBDHDIEBJ DE IEKRJJDHJEE DE

Anyways, happiness is fleeting but “hold on Dev, I’m coming” for a man you’ve known for days who’ve you loved almost upon first sight.

HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT HES ALIVE SEB IS SO POWERFUL SEB SEB SEB SEB SEB YOU FUCKING DID IT OH MY GOD MY LOVE DEV DEV DEV DEV DEV YOU MET A MAN AND HE FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HE WENT INTO HELL FOR YOU AND SAVED YOUR SISTER AND AND AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY NOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE BETTER FOR BOTH OF US

Oh bitch. Oh you fucking bitch. I’m. I. Yeah. It truly was too good to be real.

[one-of-us-must-be-crazy]

While you'd think the relationship would have moved at a truly glacial pace, once together, it's only eh....five or six months before Samuels comes back to their flat with an actual honest-to-god engagement ring. Logically, they're living together, they've exchanged words of intentions for this to be a long term relationship, so he figures he should do this the proper human way.

Unfortunately, Amanda balks at the concept of being/engaged/ because what the fuck, Chris, (not counting cryo) I haven't known you for a year yet??? Poor thing assumes her distaste is because he grossly misread their situation and his place in her life. She has to stress to him that it's not him, not the color of his blood ("Amy, it's not really blood,") just that its awfully fast. Its enough to calm him down but he's still embarrassed, and then the horror of having to return the ring occurs to him and--

"Why would you return it?"

"You said--"

"Hold on to it, for a little while." She never wanted to be anyone's wife, anyone's mother, anyone's possession...But if anyone on the planet would understand the hesitation she had with commitment, it would be the man she helped carve company logos out his fingerprints.

"Do you mean it?"

It breaks her heart, the way he's beaming at her like she actually accepted instead of requesting an extension, but his sheer /joy/ is infectious. He's like her, so very dry and to the point, their shared sense of humor is subtle, sarcastic, and often dark--yet she cracks, and she's giggling. Samuels can't laugh: almost no synthetic can by design, it's too complex of a biological process to bother mimicking but she knows if he could, he'd be joining her.

He over thinks how long "a while" is and goes through a monthly crisis, takes to carrying the ring in his coat, but never asking out of fear it hasn't been long enough. Amanda finds it there one day about four months later, while looking for a missing key. Christopher finds her sitting on the bedroom floor, glassy eyed, coat over her knees, twisting the ring around (of course it fits perfectly he probably laser measured her hands)

"If...you want, you can keep it on." Amanda nods slowly, the realization of the 'yes' sinking in belatedly she she has to stand shakily to hug him. Tightly.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Being able to get basically anything delivered has a lot of advantages. Like, sometimes you order a bottle of no-fray glue, and your spouse orders lube, but you did it in two separate orders, so you get two identical envelopes at the same time and get to play "guess the lube."

[haze-of-hyperfixations]

there should be a dating app. except without the dating and without the app. it's not either of those things. it's just me reading tumblr posts with very good (and very specific) takes on fictional characters and then i go, "hey, my excellent and wise mutual said something extremely similar. i think you two should go and discuss the matter in-depth like the philosophers you are." and then everyone cheers and claps for me and gives me a thousand dollars for providing this service.

[burgers-in-anime]

The Eminence in Shadow, episode 18: “Betting on a Moment” (2023)

[becauseplot]

the pissers are dying because missa is logging on but never at the same time as phil however my diurnal!phil/nocturnal!missa headcanon lives strong and healthy and well-fed.

[readyforthegarden]

here's the thing kait i have no clue at this point what lane you are bc you were the number one sammy lane truther and now methinks you're danny lane so what is the truth 🤔

i am still the number one sammy lane truther and always will be. he has my whole heart body and soul 😌

but danny is like .2% behind him in the race, it’s very very close. i would say i lean rhythm section but sam is always top priority 🥰😌🥰😌🥰🥰😌🥰