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Teenage Shuggy with Shanks constantly putting the Straw hat in Buggy's head (when he's sleeping, distracted, when he wants to tease him, etc) because he thinks they both deserve it. That it should be theirs. And Buggy returning it to him bitterly and angry and about to slap Shanks because he takes it as the redhead underestimating him and looking down on him.
#can you tell i like buggy wearig the damn hat#shanks is oblivious as to why buggy doesn't want to wear it and it breaks my heart#and buggy keeps thinking shanks pities him when he's literally just in love with him#they're both idiots#roger be regretting not having two hats rn huh#one piece#red haired shanks#buggy the clown#shuggy
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In the morning when I wake And the sun is coming through Oh, you fill my lungs with sweetness And you fill my head with you
These two are just. so incredibly cute, I can't help it adkfjlafds
Bonus silly sketch under the cut hehe-
#my art#arts#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchemist brotherhood#edward elric#winry rockbell#edwin fma#edwin#these two are SUCH dorks#i love them so much#winry: oh ive fallen in love with ed huh. ok then#ed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#hes such an idiot <3#also i know the hold in the sketch is not accurate#BUT i busted out that with no prior sketch and im v happy with that#ed x winry
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“requiem for methuselah” crazy ass episode for many reasons. Kirk is being fully insane, like I don’t actually think, even controlling for how quickly and easily and readily he seems to fall in love with anybody at the slightest encouragement, that he’d go that bonkers for that android woman he just met while everyone on the ship was this close to dying, but that’s neither here nor there, because in the background you’ve got an equally but much more subtly insane episode for Spock, who extremely uncharacteristically admits to experiencing an emotion (or nearly experiencing, whatever) and that emotion is ENVY of all things. And then spends the rest of the episode warning Kirk away from this new love interest (something that doesn’t usually happen, even when Kirk has very inadvisable love interests) and is, in the end, the person who accurately identifies that Rayna’s competing love for Kirk and Flint is ultimately what overwhelms and destroys her with the most killer line in maybe history???
And then to wrap it up we get an equally uncharacteristic sort of denouement scene (TOS loooves to cut an episode off right after the actual climax, leaving little time for falling action or character reflection, or to stick a sitcom-y button on the end where the gang all smiles and laughs at their misadventures and everything resets to zero, which is not a criticism, it’s just the style of that era of tv, honestly) where Kirk is literally miserable over Rayna’s death (again, kind of unusual for a lot of his love interests, he tends to be able to move on pretty quickly) and Spock goes to see him and he falls asleep right in front of Spock (also odd) and then when Bones comes in to give the final word on Flint, Spock waves him off from waking the Captain (tender) and Bones gives him that awful speech about how it’s sadder that Spock can’t even imagine the love Kirk felt for this random android woman than it is that Kirk lost her in the first place (debatable but also rude) and how his great tragedy is that he can’t love at all like they can and how all he wishes is that Kirk could forget about all of this and move on. AND THEN, to have Bones leave and Spock go over to Kirk and very gently, tenderly, reluctantly touch him and put his hand to his forehead and tell him to forget and HAVE THAT BE THE END OF THE EPISODE??? What am I supposed to do with that??
#‘the joys of love made her human. the agonies of love destroyed her’ hUH. What a cool line.#hope it doesn’t become some sort of…thesis statement for you or something SPOCK#listen my number one beef with the way they write bones is that they just make him completely mischaracterize everything to suit the plot#this man is not an idiot he KNOWS Spock has emotions and just suppresses them#you’re going to tell me he’s been on that ship with Spock for years and thinks he feels no love whatsoever for anyone???#like even after what happened in the empath and in that episode where McCoy thought he was dying#he knows Spock loves people!!! COME ON#does he really just mean romantic love?? that’s so boring WRITE HIM BETTER#also they’re banking a lot on people remembering what the Vulcan mind meld is for that last bit#like I know it comes up a lot but…this is 1968 or whatever. They don’t have this shit on dvd to rewatch#you’re counting on really dedicated fan memory here or on people catching reruns#because otherwise it just looks like Spock waiting to be alone to touch Kirk as tenderly as possible and pray he forgets this woman#truly what’s going on#anyway I kind of hated this episode#like quite frankly there was too much going on#are androids people? would Kirk fall in love that hard that quickly and choose it over the safety of his crew?#why wasnt the illness ravaging the crew a bigger deal??#they didn’t even get into WHY flint was immortal#he was just a regular human and apparently the ONLY one who was granted immortality by the earth’s atmosphere#leaving aside the very creepy and very early born sexy yesterday trope going on throughout#but it was a really good Spock episode if you just….dont look at anything else….#the writer for this one also did Day of the Dove and Mirror Mirror which explains a LOT#two other episodes that are interesting for the character dynamics but really chaotic plot wise#anyway imagine saying to Spock’s face that he has no idea what love can drive a man to do#one has to laugh#tos#star trek#as always…. I’m sorry that I’m Like This
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Not to be Naruto posting on main in 2024, but polyamory could have fixed them, actually.
#naruto#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#sakura haruno#I’d imagine Sakura being the one to accidentally on purpose being the one to bring them together#like she misunderstands the kiss and thinks ‘huh. maybe if I cozy up to Naruto. I can still be with Sasuke.’#and she keeps trying to take both of them out on dates before the exams#Naruto’s cool with it because dates mean food#sasuke goes along with it because kakashi told him he needed to socialize with his teammates more but soon figures out what sakura’s up to#and just. doesn’t say anything#because he doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. what are you talking about?#oh those two idiots that he has to constantly keep out of trouble? they’re nuisances and he would die for them but that’s teammates for you#please ignore the soft smile on his face that’s only there for a second when Naruto makes a dumb joke#or when Sakura gets roped into a ramen eating contest#you didn’t see it. it doesn’t matter anyway. none of it matters if it isn’t his goal. it is…nice though#and then the Chunin Exams happen#and that probably needs its own post and not tags lol
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The fact that Enemy to Caretaker is a very common tag when it comes to Tim Drake and Jason Todd fanfics, the ones where Jason doesn’t do the titans tower showdown and just decides that “that kid is a disaster, he’s like a wet cat in the street. I protect him”
#Jason: who is taking care of you#Tim: me myself and I#Jason: uhh huh sure whatever kid#kidnaps Tim takes him to a safe house#maybe calls Dick to join them#chews Bruce out#Jason: (in the batcave holding two files he grabbed from the table and shoves Bruce’s face between the two) what are you?#Bruce: perhaps and idiot sandwich?#Jason: finally some common fucking sense#take care of your kids goddamn it#jason todd#tim drake robin#tim drake#red hood#red robin#robin#batfamily
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Another AU idea (some of you might have noticed this is the third one in a week, I'm sorry I can't help it) where Cas and Dean are athletes participating to the Olympic games. They are from different countries and play different sports but they met anyway.
At the end of the game, Cas won the gold medal and Dean the silver one. They can relax now but Dean is bumped about losing the final. They meet when Cas sees him crying alone and comforts, because Cas knows what it's like to lose when you work that hard for a specific goal in mind. He lived that four years ago. Plus he discovers that it's Dean's first Olympics so he knows how emotional it can be.
They get to know each other a bit better, as Cas reassures him. They talk about their lives, how and why they do their sport. How it is to live in their countries, the country of Cas being more in difficulty and in full conflicts with another one. Or worst they are from countries in conflict with each other and discover it only after talking for hours.
No matter which option, they didn't know a thing about each other but it became so easy to talk together that they just can't stop. It feels so natural that they spend all night doing it. They struggle to part ways when it's the early morning, because they simply don't want to.
They hug and hang on tightly. And Cas suddenly kisses Dean's cheek softly while cupping Dean's jaw which unlocks something in him. So he kisses Cas's lips. It feels awkward first because unexpected. But then Cas grabs his collar and kisses him harder. Dean responds with the same fervor. One thing leading to another they end up making passionate love.
And Dean might not have won the golden medal but he definitely won better.
#those olympic games really inspired me huh#or is it those two idiots in love?#probably a little bit of both but definitely the latter#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#castiel#writing fanfiction#ao3 writer#destiel fanfiction#destiel fanfic#destiel fic#au fic#my destiel fanfic
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im ready to move on and be hurt in new and fun ways :)
#as soon as I feel true genuine distress I think huh. I should read about the distress of two idiots instead#leafs lb#if anyone has recs…….#I do have a goal to write at least one leafs fic before the summer is up
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ya know, i feel real bad for gideon for thinking her girlfriend was breaking up w her but like babe. you jumped on a fucking fence. i dont care if you "meant it romantically", was she supposed to like that????
#this poor girl is so repressed#she has spent her whole life with harrow wanting her dead (or at least thinking she did and that goes for the both of them)#and her undyingly loyal abused ass said one flesh one end huh..#what is the ultimate romantic gesture..#how can we save ourselves kill a lyctor and give harrow everything she's ever wanted#except WHAT SHE WANTS IS YOU IDIOT. WHO THE FUCK KILLS THEMSELVES FOR LOVE WHAT DID DULCINEA TELL YOU#you RAT im so mad at you let me brush your hair and tell you it's okay#AND MISS HARROW???? GIRL???? 'oh lemme give myself at home brain surgery so i can preserve your soul' AS A ROMANTIC GESTURE?????#WHY DONT YOU TWO JUST FUCKING. TALK TO EACH OTHER. ASK EACH OTHER THINGS. LEARN TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE OTHER HALF OF YOU#holy FUCK#THEY ARE SUCH TRAUMATIZED TEENAGERS I WANNA EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST IM [frothing at the mouth]#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt spoilers#the locked tomb spoilers#fucking IDIOTS#GOD#AND YOU KNOW WHAT#ALSO. THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH GET WHAT THEY WANT BY THE END OF NONA AND REALIZE THEY FUCKING HATE IT HERE BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE THEIR#OTHER HALF. LITERALLY ALL THEY NEED IS EACH OTHER#AND ALL I NEED IN MY LIFE IS CODEPENDENT LESBIANS. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK#gtn#gideon the ninth#htn#harrow the ninth#ntn spoilers#in the tags#nona the ninth spoilers
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Fin.
#darktalks#well i fucking got what i wanted. huh. that sure was a modular armor system#overall i liked it a bunch! kassandra is very fun as a character#i liked the mystery of the cult and i really enjoyed the friendship dynamic with barnabas and herodotos. coupla pals goin on a ship#Speaking of! i liked the adrestia. i liked sailing around and i liked ship battles#i think it's because it's scaled back in comparison to Those Other 3 in terms of weaponry and addons and what have you#so it didn't feel like if i was falling behind if i wasn't dedicating ALL of my resources to the ship all the time idk#the maps id say were right on the border of excessively bighuge but i liked how varied the scenery was#not just between greece and the dlc2 areas but between different regions of greece#and the mythical beast/monster encounters were a nice level of challenging that broke up the monotony of fighting other humans#more on the story i like how personal they've made the plots of orig and odys. it really gets you feeling for the protags right away#it's something that also happened with ezio and connor for example. but syndicate and black flag (especially black flag) are kinda lol lmao#even still in AC2 the motive was ''hunting assassins'' not ''hunting YOU specifically'' so to some degree it was still impersonal#it was cool seeing darius in action but dlc1 parts 1 and 2 felt a bit more eh to me#i think it was just because fast travel in makedonia and achaia was a bit of a pain#dlc2-1 also felt a bit overlong because of how many factions you're helping. 2-2 by comparison is super short (but sweet).#2-3 made me want to kill aita all over again. i have mixed feelings on the isu :thumbsup: Aletheia can hang#this is not the games' fault of course but after Hades (game) seeing all these ''gods'' just look like taller humans is a bit of a flop#(let's not get on how much of an idiot they made hermes of all people)#the further rpgfication of equipment and abilities felt like a chore. what the fuck do you mean ''+17% assassin damage''. be serious.#from what ive heard that's something very much still present in valhalla BUT ALSO there's a stamina bar?????? wherefore dost thou do this.#i will say i missed having an animus database. which was also missing in origins? like ik there's the discovery tour but it's Not the same.#i liked the RW segments well enough. something something blonde woman and protagonist with isu artifact smth smth two nickels#kind of a flop moment to not finish off the literal Biggest Problem for the assassins when you had the chance Layla :/#to valhalla we go
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"He's the type to self-destruct" Gon you are the last person I want to be hearing that from
#bisky really had her work cut out for her training two idiot reckless pre-teens huh?#storyrambles#hxh
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video called "pirate shirt tutorial that actually makes sense" with a thumbnail clickbaitingly copying bernadette banner's style, which does the exact same thing as bernadette banner's video but more confusingly and without a diagram in the video itself, also failing to understand that bernadette banner's channel is primarily a history channel and not a sewing tutorial channel so telling people they don't have to hand-sew the pirate shirt or they don't have to thread-pull is unnecessary because bernadette banner literally said "do this however you want, i just do it this way because it's how i learn about historical dress practices" in her own video. couldn't ask for better youtube entertainment
#source: i'm an idiot and i've made two of bernadette's pirate shirts and they're fantastic#understanding that her diagram is not a pattern but a guideline on how to make your own pattern#is like. not that hard to get. she gave her measurements and then explained how to get your own#to be fair!! everyone learns differently! there are many comments saying that this other video made sense and helped them#which is absolutely fair and good. more knowledge is never a bad thing#it's just the presentation of this other video that i find so funny#'yes i CAN explain how to make a historically accurate men's shirt better than the actual historical dress historian'#[footage not found]#just the way of explaining the shoulder seams...........so much more confusing than bernadette's diagram#also calling the reinforcement patches on the neck/cuff splits??? useless/pointless??????#sorry i want my garments to not fall apart because i can't afford really nice fabric lmao i will be reinforcing those points. thanks tho#also 'no one is talking about neck gussets i couldn't find any info' HUH ???#i just want to know if they looked anywhere besides youtube because there are absolutely people talking abt neck gussets#i should not be such a bitch about this. it's not that big a deal. again in the end: more people sharing knowledge is Good#but my friend!!! come on now!!!!#aster chat#ah fuck lads i want to make another poet shirt because that's exactly what i need going into what i'm sure will be a blazing summer#another long sleeved shirt with three yards of fabric to smother myself in#that do Not go with any of my work appropriate trousers
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tumblr defaulting to the for you algo feed for the home button, logo, and default tumblr.com :) fucking sucks :)
#have gotten the ff redirector extension. have mapped all the urls back.#the lsdfjlk sanctimonious '':) it's for new users! power users are just idiots who will complain about any tiny UI change'' tenor#of the previous reblog change. really annoyed me. two duds in a row huh!
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Exile (by Taylor Swift) × Bad Buddy The Series
(PAT)
I can see you standing, honey
With his arms around your body
Laughin', but the joke's not funny at all
And it took you five whole minutes
To pack us up and leave me with it
Holdin' all this love out here in the hall
I think I've seen this film before
And I didn't like the ending
I'm not your problem anymore
So who am I offending now?
You were my crown
Now I'm in exile, seein' you out
I think I've seen this film before
So I'm leavin' out the side door
(PRAN)
I can see you starin', honey
Like he's just your understudy
Like you'd get your knuckles bloody for me
Second, third, and hundredth chances
Balancin' on breaking branches
Those eyes add insult to injury
I think I've seen this film before
And I didn't like the ending
You're not my homeland anymore
So what am I defending now?
You were my town
Now I'm in exile, seein' you out
So step right out,
there is no amount of crying I can do for you
(PAT)
All this time
We always walked a very thin line
You didn't even hear me out (you didn't even hear me out)
All this time
I never learned to read your mind (never learned to read my mind)
I couldn't turn things around (you never turned things around)
'Cause you never gave a warning sign
(I gave so many signs)
Exile (by Taylor Swift) × Bad Buddy The Series
BadBuddy× my Playlist 3/n
#Patpran×my Playlist#so this is an angst fest huh#the title was going to be Pat and Pran being dramatic to a taylor song but didnt go with my theme#the austistic urge to have everything in a series the exact same way#i really love this song#switched up the paragraphs a little to make more sense#fuck things up#call it creative freedom#bad buddy gif#bad buddy text posts#patpran#pat x pran#pran parakul#pat napat jindapat#May i JUST#THOSE EYES#Its like the universe is about these two idiots#GUYS THE LEAVING OUT THE SIDE DOOR BUT FOR PAT BECAUSE HE KNEW PRAN HAD TO MOVE OUT ONCE AND HE CANT LET HIM DO IT AGAIN AND#HES WONDERING WHO HE'S OFFENDING NOW BY BEING FRIENDS WITH PRAN#My baby heart poor baby heart#the defending and offending double entendre with rugby is why i live in subtext#I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS#Exile as in away from pat (to let him be with ink) and exile as in boarding school.#im over explaining but pls i hold this so close to my heart.#save me. from myself.
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i KNOW it was bait i know but i just saw a tiktok of this woman saying some shit like “gen z can’t use a paper map they can’t read cursive if they take over the world it’ll be easy to get it back” and i am so bitter bc 1- if a child cannot do something then their guardians have failed to teach them 2- most of the things she mentioned are not things we actually need in the year of our lord 2023 3- why do you consider gen z as an aggressor trying to take over the world and 4- I CAN FUCKING DO THOSE THINGS
#marzirants#GODDDD it was like some weird standup thing too. such awkward timing#i fucking hate people like that#this woman literally said with a straight face (actually a creepy botox smile) that gen z can’t read paper maps and need a phone gps#ma’am. ma’am i am looking you in the eyes. do you think atlases and google maps are so fundamentally different#that knowing how one works would not inform you on how the other works even slightly??????#‘god i dunno how to read this paper map the directions are all confusing. thank god for my digital map that looks the exact fucking same’#fucking idiot.#‘mnehhh they can’t read cursive’ bitch i can WRITE in cursive quite well actually. maybe ur handwriting is just ass#and THEN that whole like. take over the world part#huh??? whuh???? since when has generation z been the face of world domination????#you motherfuckers think zoomers are plotting to take over the government???? girlie we’re plotting ways to get out of bed in the morning#like. are you referring to how gen z is growing up and entering the political sphere as adults who can vote???#are we taking over the government by performing our civic responsibility???#like i hate to break it to you. one day you will die and gen z will be the generation ‘in charge’. that’s called the passage of time#so sick of this shit. ma’am you are beefing with 19yos#like if you are two generations older than me you do not need to be beefing with me !!! stay in your lane#if i am the ‘child’ in this scenario i should not have to tell you to grow the fuck up. jesus#the immaturity of it all i mean really. that’s some playground insult bullshit#‘you’re so dumb you can’t even read cursive loser !!!’ damn bitch if ur gonna insult me at least be accurate. lying is a bad look on you#honestly if someone randomly starts beefing with me for *checks notes* being born in the 2000s#i’m just gonna activate every zoomer bone in my body. i will start using slang i hate#just because i know it’d piss them off#i’d write ‘get bent cunt’ on a little flashcard in perfect cursive just to prove a point#god. i’m so sick of all the generation war stuff#completely fucking unnecessary. imagine starting beef with someone like 5 developmental stages behind you#‘take over the world’ fucking moron. that’s how society works we like to call it time#literally like. old man shouts at cloud levels of unnecessary#i know i shouldn’t let such clear bait get under my skin like that but#it is 2:30 am so my impulse control is inhibited. also i’m bitter
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NOOO I WAS ALREADY TALKING ABOUT HOW ICARUS LOOKED LIKE MY TYPE
AND WHAT DOES GRANBLUES DO????
IT PAIRS HIM WITH FEATHER AND RANDALL OUT OF ANYTHING.
Also Randall is so pretty in that joke comics wtf.
but also apparently the plot is that Icarus wants to be the best swordman in the skies, which immediately gets Feather excited because HE wants to become the best boxer of the skies. So the two of them decide to go at it and fight just to see who’s the strongest.
Randall has to stop them because “guys you can’t fight fist VS sword this is stupid as fuck you’re going to hurt yourselves”
Feather then ends up laughing about how then Randall should be the one fighting them! to which Randall replies “i can’t, i still have to get used to Joyeuse”, ie, his new boots.
and then. Feather. King of causing problems on accident. mentions “hey weren’t your boots swords in the past”
which has Icarus go “SO YOU’RE A SWORD MASTER. FIGHT ME.” and now Randall is fighting for his life because that’s the stupidest thing he’s ever heard and CLEARLY it’s different now, and meanwhile Feather in the back is like “me too! me too!” (likely, me too i want to fight Randall)
they’re all so stupid *wipes tears*
#great now i have to be emotionally invested in Icarus because he's just as dumb as my two favorite stupid idiots of the skies#also i find it. hilarious. considering when i pulled for Icarus i got Randall again.#Randall is really fighting for his life against Icarus now huh#not only Icarus tries to steal his rival. Then fight him. But then /me/? hardcore Randall stan? Pulls for the guy???#he must be seething.#also something something seiyuu joke about seeing Chikage and Haruto's seiyuus chara fighting over something stupid#ichablogging gbf#ichablogging gbfwc
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i mean as far as petnames go the mc totally started calling mammon "princess" after that dame 2.0 event right?
#wwaffles bein' an idiot#asmo is so jealous because thats what mc SHOULD be calling HIM!!#wwaffles plays o.m#i know ive seen fic/hc where mams calls the mc princess but hear me out#who's the real princess now huh#(theres two of them)#(but if you call them both princess it gets confusing)#(maybe call them both that when only one of them is around)
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