#twink speaks

[squintsintwink]

I think bands would’ve been a cooler addition to high school years than thrifting, and bubble tea

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[stargirl230]

Take a break!

This is for anyone who's been working hard (me, because once exam season starts it never ends...)

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[dead-inside-demiboy]

So you're meaning to tell me that Jon "takes it as a challenge to make the monsters unfuckable" Sims made a SPECTACULAR play in making Mr. Bonzo, then immedietly turned his progress around and made a big, strong, scary woman?

[viivdle]

forgot to post oops

[gemboundprism]

tumblr users when a robot/machine character has a wonderfully unique and really attractive design that is inseparably woven into the very fabric of their characterisation, but the opportunity arises to turn them into a generic twink with a hot voice

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

[fannyspammy]

Tbh the biggest crimes this season so far are

1) killing off valandil &

2) NOT ENOUGH ELROND

[sassygaykuja]

Misaki is so funny like imagine you're going to college and you find out your straight c classmate gets personally escorted to school by Stephen King

[wokegallagher]

idk if this is a hot take, but to me damon got a lot more attractive after he got older and stopped being a twink. Like, look at THIS man...

[squintsintwink]

Alright I’m gonna try and fix my mods before work

Pray 4 me

[a-dumbass-jester]

WHY IS THE IMAGE THAT GUY FROM HAZBIN HOTEL?!?

[vellichorom]

once upon a time i read damurushi's " In the Honey Milk " & got so hung up by a single frame that i redrew it, & 2½ whole pages of the manga to go along with it,

no joke, that is why i'm now going through two weeks worth of CARPAL TUNNEL but DAMMIT

THAT'S NOT HOW POSING A THREAT WORKS

ANYWAY YEAH. behold what i'm going to declare my magnum opus for this year probably, literal toxic yaoi. god i won't lie, i had so much fun with this; did you know this was my first attempt at making something more akin to an " actual " traditional comic? -manga parody thing?

& for something as intimate as the relationship between a fucked up quail & the partridge who ruined his life... truly me,

( MANY BLESSINGS & THANKS TO @glazeliights FOR PROVIDING ME THE MANGA & THEIR TRANSLATION TO BOOT! )

you can find the original panels drawn below!

[graveyard-society]

hi chat guess who's back

[chaos0pikachu]

where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"

[daggerfall]

I'm capped on how many I can list so feel free to tell me your favorite returning NPC... I tried to pick mostly NPCs that haven't featured as a main character in any zone dlcs/chapters