#twink speaks

[squintsintwink]

I think bands would’ve been a cooler addition to high school years than thrifting, and bubble tea

[fulcrvm]

WHY. does the book say twink on it. hello. am i reading this right

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[stargirl230]

Take a break!

This is for anyone who's been working hard (me, because once exam season starts it never ends...)

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[dead-inside-demiboy]

So you're meaning to tell me that Jon "takes it as a challenge to make the monsters unfuckable" Sims made a SPECTACULAR play in making Mr. Bonzo, then immedietly turned his progress around and made a big, strong, scary woman?

[pastadoughie]

ifeal liek whenevr i saythiz ppl takeit in thea worstfaith emaginable but liek......................... ppl need to find masculin9ty hot & gay n stuff so so so so so so so muchmoar often becauze their iz this liek. constant need 2 hav 2 feminizeurself in ordor 2 notseen azliek a "threat"in queer spacesz n liek. brother u have2 accept that notevery guy iz a femboy twink & u have2 be in2 bears. thiz is vital 4 the queer communitey, u must be liek chill & normaol abt ppl who look like dudes. plweaze. u muyst be horny over fat men & or very butch lesbianz this is VITAL!!!!!

[viivdle]

forgot to post oops

[gemboundprism]

tumblr users when a robot/machine character has a wonderfully unique and really attractive design that is inseparably woven into the very fabric of their characterisation, but the opportunity arises to turn them into a generic twink with a hot voice

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

"average targaryen man is a muscley chad" factoid actually just statistical error. average targaryen man is a twunk at best. Muscle Bear Maegor, who broods on dragonstone & deadlifts all day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[squintsintwink]

Alright I’m gonna try and fix my mods before work

Pray 4 me

[fannyspammy]

Tbh the biggest crimes this season so far are

1) killing off valandil &

2) NOT ENOUGH ELROND

[wokegallagher]

idk if this is a hot take, but to me damon got a lot more attractive after he got older and stopped being a twink. Like, look at THIS man...

[a-dumbass-jester]

WHY IS THE IMAGE THAT GUY FROM HAZBIN HOTEL?!?

[graveyard-society]

hi chat guess who's back

[chaos0pikachu]

where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"