#tw: tmi

[danger-tits-lute]

"Thanks anon... you just got me railed like no other. Adam finds it super hot when I tell people to off themselves. You can come back if you want to keep getting me fucked properly. ♥ I certainly don't mind verbally murdering you while he's murdering my pussy."

[azurexsnake]

Quick break from making out with Nine on the dash, but why does no one talk about girlcum????? I cannot be the only one this happens to. It’s not discharge. Like when I orgasm, I cum, on god. Like it’s white and gloopy, not just clear slick. And I refuse to believe I’m the only one!!

[mamabirbsnz]

Tw: bugs, gross, tmi, rough fucking day

I was already having such a shitty day and then I get home and as I’m about to sit on the toilet to go pee, a fucking earwig crawls up my leg heading straight for my crotch. I’m at my fucking limit, I’m sobbing uncontrollably, and I’m hyperventilating.

Give me a fucking break…

[ghostedeabha]

i need to get high w/ him and suck his dick

and yes i did post this at 04:20 on purpose🍃

edit: not my art btw!! if anyone knows the actual artist lmk, this is just a screenshot from a tiktok that i found on pinterest lol

[light-black-stairs]

Thinking about how Céline Herondale was buried at a crossroads instead of given a proper Shadowhunter funeral because she killed herself, but VALENTINE MORGENSTERN got the whole shebang- funeral, burned, ashes presumably brought to the bone city.

[secretly-an-automaton]

BEHOLD

my growing collection of characters who were on opposing sides of a love triangle when they should have just dated each other:

I eagerly welcome any suggestions for expansion

[she-went-missing]

You know it's working when your underwear starts to get looser..

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I just had the absolute shittiest day of my life so I need to think extra hard about my soppy wet cat blorbos to cancel out the shit

Sorry for the tmi in the tags <3

[a-ikuoliver]

healed from wanting sae 🫶

[gorjee-art]

god being mean while you're on your period is a dangerous game to play cause when you just want to be catty and a bit sassy it ends with a genuinely hurtful insult, and while they're laughing their ass off I'm :

[xxbl33d1ngb0y2xx]

chat does ur bladder shrink with ur stomach cuz i just had like not even a whole monster and i feel like im boutta piss myself

[frownyalfred]

Hi sorry if this is totes out of your comfort zone but I’ve gotten the vibe you’re a gal…how do you write gay sex scenes accurately when it’s an experience you haven’t necessarily had?

I try my best after doing (respectful) research and reading gay sex scenes written by authors I really admire. I’m always open to feedback about what is and isn’t working and I hope folks know that.

But (TMI) the answer for some of it personally is having/being familiar with anal sex. Luckily I’ve been able to do that and think about how it feels/works and how the process flows. Also I have pegged and participated in a few threesomes. Obviously that’s not the same (and I don’t mean to say they’re the same) but definitely close enough to be helpful when writing!

And please don’t take this as, to write this means you have to do the same! But those are experiences I personally draw on to help paint a fuller and hopefully more accurate picture. I have been known to ask a partner or two to block out a sex scene with me so I can think through the writing, and I’ve never had any complaints haha. But that’s how my brain works, and it might not work that way for others.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ll throw up and later be like why is my stomach cramping up dude you used those muscles in reverse they’re not supposed to do that very much

[paranormaljones]

okay so in the interest of this being the tmi website i'm gonna go ahead and say that the effects of ovulation on women really, really need to be talked about more. so expect some major tmi. sorry but also im not sorry because there is much about ovulation that i wish i had known when i was younger. so if you don't wanna get super intimate super quickly with how my body works, you might wanna skip this one.

pretty much everyone has at least a basic idea of what menstruation entails but it seems like, for the most part, the only knowledge the general public seems to have regarding ovulation is "haha woman horny".

and i mean. that is definitely an aspect of it for a lot of women. that's what the hormones do. but there's SO MUCH MORE.

i'm just gonna talk about this in reference to my own personal experiences. i don't have the scientific knowledge to explain the "why" behind a lot of it, it's just what i experience.

first off: ovulation cramps. they are painfully real. they don't last anywhere near as long as menstruation cramps but for me at least, they are often more intense. they are a more sudden, knife-like pain and they happen in a very specific place in my lower back and down there. they usually only last for a day, but sometimes they're on and off for a couple days.

second: emotional upheaval. you know the memes about shrimp colors? that's what ovulation emotions feel like to me. shrimp emotions. a lot of women experience feeling irritable or super emotional on their periods, and i am definitely one of them. but the majority of the time, my emotions are even more affected by ovulation than menstruation. it's intense. when i'm on my period, the emotions usually manifest as major rejection sensitivity. when i'm ovulating, they most often manifest as grief, but also a myriad of other things. i'm usually a lot more sensitive to the media i consume, and a lot of times this hyper-awareness of my own feelings can be a blessing. depending on where i'm at in my cycle, i often experience a few days of hyper-creativity. being connected and understanding of my hormonal/emotional state helps me to also be more in tune with my creative tendencies. and with ovulation, i'm not distracted by the other symptoms that accompany it (except for the cramps) like i am with menstruation.

thirdly, the one everyone knows about: haha woman horny. ehhhhh . . . for me personally, not really. occasionally, but nowhere near every cycle. that might change when i'm no longer single, but for now it's just not a big deal. the way these hormones affect us vary wildly for every woman and that's normal. if we're being completely honest, i often feel ✨that way✨ more often when i'm on my period than during ovulation.

which. damn. that's gonna be inconvenient.

but anyways, i have a feeling that that has something to do with the fact that a lot of people also desire sex when they're grieving. it's a desire for intimacy in the midst of pain. it sounds weird on the surface, but it makes sense when you think about it.

so yeah. those are my main experiences during ovulation. hopefully this gave you some more understanding on what to possibly expect during ovulation, or an explanation of why you feel how you do during a "random" time of the month that isn't your period.

[jaxrants]

Chat... I have news

Also, tmi at the end of this, just skip it if you wanna 🤷

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Also, I went to the doctor today and have a uti haha I'm in pain :[

I also finally gained some weight :]