#auto speaks

[secretly-an-automaton]

I don’t know what I was on when I wrote this but honestly how dare I leave it in drafts

[secretly-an-automaton]

Don’t talk to me or my 7k Jayngst whump ever again

[secretly-an-automaton]

Just found this screenshot from one of the WIP stages of my latest fic- apparently I was… struggling with this line 💀

[secretly-an-automaton]

BEHOLD

my growing collection of characters who were on opposing sides of a love triangle when they should have just dated each other:

I eagerly welcome any suggestions for expansion

[thedeafprophet]

Writing a character with multiple pronoun sets be like:

broke: pronouns change based on wanting to cycle through the ones the characters uses

bespoke: pronouns change based on what makes it easier to understand which character is being talked about

[gettinontopic]

But who is saying this tho? Lol. I haven't seen a post like this in the transandrophobia tag and I catch up on it regularly. Like what wide spread talk is saying that there is anyone who is only transphobic to trans men?

Last I checked most of there are saying "transphobes are transphobic to everyone" which is very different of a sentence and idea.

I think you made this up to be mad tbh. And that's sad. Hope you stop being s lying tar pit who blocks anyone who asks for proof of said talk.

[ilovespidermansomuch]

"I hate thinking guys!"

joel is me, I am him

[moonshynecybin]

fujoshi ass journalists in this sport (x)

[secretly-an-automaton]

vam-π-er(s)

How else do you pronounce it?

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

[secretly-an-automaton]

This is just to satisfy my own curiosity:

[dennisboobs]

extremely normal things dennis wrote in the iasip self help book

[hi-crawler]

haven't done fieldworks yet but my feelings of act 2 can be summed up with

[secretly-an-automaton]

I read this post to my sister who’s only seen one or two seasons of Ninjago and she replied, “If he’s got infinite wishes at least one of them has to be used for good.”

HELP LOOK AT THIS TWEET

[psymachine]

uhm . could we get a mac drawing where hes dressed like a puppy and dennis is holding him by a leash. or one with mac just tied up in dennis' bed? for a friend who loves sub mac of course <33

for your friend, of course~

[akjzsd]

its tummy tuesday yet again! heres a themed one to go with the audio i just made Ɛ:

tags below the cut as usual (but im also putting the audio there because I am not immune to shilling my own stuff)

the funny tags: @xenasaur @lilithtransrights @slimegirl-selkie @catboybiologist @peachykinky @puppygirl-hornyposting2 @blank0s

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audio link (its hypno where you get drugged up by a doctor)

[stealingyourbones]

Superman is the best y’all. He’s the kindest man to ever exist with the most fierce devotion to his friends and can and will kill for them. Love the guy <3