#auto speaks

[secretly-an-automaton]

I don’t know what I was on when I wrote this but honestly how dare I leave it in drafts

[secretly-an-automaton]

Don’t talk to me or my 7k Jayngst whump ever again

[secretly-an-automaton]

BEHOLD

my growing collection of characters who were on opposing sides of a love triangle when they should have just dated each other:

I eagerly welcome any suggestions for expansion

[secretly-an-automaton]

This is just to satisfy my own curiosity:

[thedeafprophet]

Writing a character with multiple pronoun sets be like:

broke: pronouns change based on wanting to cycle through the ones the characters uses

bespoke: pronouns change based on what makes it easier to understand which character is being talked about

[gettinontopic]

But who is saying this tho? Lol. I haven't seen a post like this in the transandrophobia tag and I catch up on it regularly. Like what wide spread talk is saying that there is anyone who is only transphobic to trans men?

Last I checked most of there are saying "transphobes are transphobic to everyone" which is very different of a sentence and idea.

I think you made this up to be mad tbh. And that's sad. Hope you stop being s lying tar pit who blocks anyone who asks for proof of said talk.

[moonshynecybin]

fujoshi ass journalists in this sport (x)

[dennisboobs]

extremely normal things dennis wrote in the iasip self help book

[secretly-an-automaton]

Just found this screenshot from one of the WIP stages of my latest fic- apparently I was… struggling with this line 💀

[psymachine]

uhm . could we get a mac drawing where hes dressed like a puppy and dennis is holding him by a leash. or one with mac just tied up in dennis' bed? for a friend who loves sub mac of course <33

for your friend, of course~

[akjzsd]

its tummy tuesday yet again! heres a themed one to go with the audio i just made Ɛ:

tags below the cut as usual (but im also putting the audio there because I am not immune to shilling my own stuff)

the funny tags: @xenasaur @lilithtransrights @slimegirl-selkie @catboybiologist @peachykinky @puppygirl-hornyposting2 @blank0s

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audio link (its hypno where you get drugged up by a doctor)

[secretly-an-automaton]

I read this post to my sister who’s only seen one or two seasons of Ninjago and she replied, “If he’s got infinite wishes at least one of them has to be used for good.”

HELP LOOK AT THIS TWEET

[stealingyourbones]

Superman is the best y’all. He’s the kindest man to ever exist with the most fierce devotion to his friends and can and will kill for them. Love the guy <3

[pharawee]

Looks like things are so dire with the production company behind My Ride and The Whisperer (K10/Fix Entertainment) that My Ride's author Pat Rangsimant officially distanced himself from any of the company's potential mismanagement and/or contractual breaches. The rights for the My Ride sequel remain with him (I vaguely remember there was talks of filming the sequel).

Here's the full tweet (auto-)translated into English:

Announcement Repeated Once Again As the author of the novel "My Ride", I, Pat, would like to clarify that I have no involvement and no knowledge regarding the case where K10 Global Content company did not fulfill the hiring contract, merchandise sales contract, and any other contracts. My latest encounter with K10 Global was during the closing ceremony of the "My Ride" show at Show DC, and it was only on stage. After that, there was no further communication. Furthermore, the issue of the rights to produce the series "My Ride" Season 2 has never been discussed before. Therefore, if there are sponsors, investors, or any production houses who have discussed this matter with the aforementioned company, please be informed that the production company has never negotiated this matter with me, and the rights to the novel remain with me. This is to inform everyone. Rangsimant

Yikes.

So basically what he's saying is that he has no involvement or even awareness of any of the company's potential mismanagement but there must be some pretty serious rumours floating around for him to address things so directly.

Do I even want to watch The Whisperer finale at this point? 🤨

[couch-house]

Round 2 has been SO close! However it ends in the next 24 hours, @snowpearart's Crux has been so cool and a great opponent! I'm glad Dog got the opportunity to go up against a hardcore #gamer (WITH epic powers, a great personality, and a cool story, don't forget!). Dog's friends are invested in the outcome, but Dog is just glad he got to meet Crux! @sonic-oc-showdown

[secretly-an-automaton]

I once found a collection of mini name license plates at a craft store or something and I thought it would be funny to put one on my unicycle, which is how my unicycle ended up being named John. A few weeks later I listened to The Magnus Archives for the first time (in which the main character’s name is Jon/John/undetermined), and I thought it was kind of a funny coincidence if not that unusual seeing as it’s a common name.

Anyway, a little while later it ended up being named John Doe, because my friend’s bike was named Jane and it was too good a coincidence to pass up. (John and Jane are not married or related btw, Doe is just a common last name is the unicycle world. They are dating however). This was also a funny coincidence though because a few weeks later I listened to Malevolent, in which the main character is named John Doe. So NEways this is all to say that my unicycle definitely has prophetic powers and you all should show it the respect it deserves.

And I want to hear those names if you’re willing to share I’ll go first my cello is named Scarlet my violin is named Four