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Thought of this snzario yesterday, and it's been living rent free in my mind lol.
A compulsive liar (or just someone who has a hard time admitting the truth, whether out of embarrassment, pride, or whatever) being cursed/hypnotized to feel like they need to sneeze every time they lie, but the sneeze never comes out until they tell the truth. Trying to induce will just make the tickle worse, and each additional lie adds a tickle multiplier which can only be quelled by telling the truth. Telling the truth about only one lie will make them sneeze, but the tickle will linger on until they tell the truth about every lie they've told since after being cursed/hypnotized, each sneeze being more powerful and desperate than the last.
Taking it a step further... a detective using this technique to get vital information out of a witness or suspect. Or even better, someone who has a bad cold or allergy denying it. So they're already sneezy, but now they will be left all hitchy and sniffly with no hope of relief until they admit they have a cold/allergy.
They can't just like tell the truth to themselves in a mirror to get the sneezes out either. The truth must be told to the person they told the lie to. Imagine how hard it must be too. Having to talk through hitching breaths, most of the time sounding incoherent. They would be going crazy from how many times they have to repeat themselves just so the other person can hear the truth. Their voice always trailing off, getting higher in pitch as the tickle swells constantly. And the other person doesn't want to lean in for the liar to whisper in their ear, because they don't want to get sneezed on.
I might be a little rusty since I haven't made a proper snzario in a minute, but I just thought it was kinda interesting so I thought I'd share. 😊
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This feather leaves such a pleasant little tickle in my nostrils, makes my sneezes so relieving 😌 especially after two false starts. Bless me!!
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Okayyy, so here is another attempt at sneezing whilst reading (or reading whilst sneezing??) following on from this wav!
I managed to keep reading for a little bit longer this time, but before I could get going I ended up sneezing from a persistent enough tickle that I couldn't even get a word out! By the end of these wavs I was completely stuffed up and a couple of sneezes had been quite messy. You can probably imagine from how much I'm sniffling 🤧
I induced these by using some expired chhinkni and tickling my nose with a hair pin. I am *determined* to try this again some time and manage over 3 minutes!! 😤 In the meantime, please enjoy these desperate, satisfying sneezes! They felt amazing to get out 💕
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Watching your pretty nostrils flare while you tickled your nose and talked about how much it bothered you was soooo cute. 😍
Awwww thank you so much, anon! I'm happy you liked it! 💖 Still sick as of today, so might do some more sick sneezies before I'm over this cold lol
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I think I'm getting sick. All day yesterday my nose has been tickling and I can't sneeze because my nose is constipated all the damn time. Sorry that was gross
Anyways, I had to go to the bathroom multiple times at work to induce them out because I could not work properly with such a strong tickle in my nose 😖
So here's me after work, laying down in my bed, my nose all red, my nostrils flaring, and my cute new glasses on my face ☺️ I hope you all enjoy these squeaky sick sneezies :)
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Quosterking’s d100 Snz Prompts
This is for OC Fics, Art, or other creative ideas! Feel free to use this any way you’d like, even at the TTRPG table if you’re feeling brave. I found its most useful to roll 2 100-sided dice and combine prompts to come up with ideas!
Feel free to also send number combinations in my inbox with a character and I’ll either write something or draw something that utilizes it!
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Improvised tissues
A dark and stormy night
Congestion loosening
Sporadic fit
Nothing but false starts
Slow buildups
Strangely quiet
Soaked sleeves
Catching someone’s sneeze
Misty morning
All fun and games
Accidental inducing
“Do you have a cat?”
Out of nowhere
Obnoxiously noisy
Silent stifles
Full-body sneeze
“You scared me!”
Endless fit
Humiliated
Cupped hands
Black pepper
Sick day
Huge sneezes
Nonstop blessings
Glowing-red nose
“I’m allergic”
Chapped nose
“What a mess”
Getting caught
Not enough tissues
Sneezing while driving
Foggy breath
Petsitting/plantsitting
Utterly helpless
Feathers
Inconveniently alone
Announcing sneezes
Unusual inducing
Crowded area
Half-stifles
Ruining the fun
Break the silence
“You look like you’re gonna sneeze”
Bad timing
Sleepy sneezes
Pinched fingers
Sweaters and hoodies
With a significant other
“I’m not done”
Stuck sneezes
Very sensitive
Wet sniffles
Hiding their nose
Teary eyes
Rubbing with an arm
Failed stifles
Honeymoon rhinitis/intimate
Stuffy snorting
Laughing at misfortune
Making a scene
Bathrobe/pajamas
Flaring nostrils
Craving attention
Strong smells
Empty tissue box
“It tickles so much”
Seasoning and spices
Guilty pleasure
“Someone’s talking about you”
Cough-like sneezes
Travel tissues
Over-dramatic
Out of time
Mystery cause
Endless runny nose
Steamy shower
Sneezing on glasses
“They come in pairs/threes”
Cotton swab
Case of the sniffles
Spraying sneezes
Windy day
“Don’t you dare”
Wakeup call
Sneezes that hurt
Drenched handkerchief
Unsatisfied
Underwhelming
Breathy hitches
Unique blessings
“I can’t sneeze”
Twisted tissue
Finger under the nose
Kiss on the nose
Messy aftermath
Observing from afar
Satisfying sneeze
Edge of a sneeze
“I can’t hold it”
#snz ocs#pls ask thank you!#anybody it welcome to ask me!#don't be shy! i won't bite!#might make prompts into a fic art or character wav#i also might just roll dice for my own amusement 😈#snz asks#mamabirb ocs#snzfucker oc#snz#snzblr#snz fic#snz wav#snz art#snzfucker#sneeze fet#snz kink
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For sneezing in cosplay, should we call it "schnozplay"?
The world would heal from sneezing videos made by people dressed in full cosplay 🥵🥵
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You're a doctor for heavens sake does nobody in this family cover their mouth.
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Tomodachi Life:
"Hold my beer..."
Just reminding everyone that this was literally a minigame in WarioWare and most people probably thought nothing of it
#nintendo knew exactly what they were doing#who programmed this?#sneezing#snzfucker#sneezeblr#snz kink#snzblr#snz#like think about it#you could make ANY mii you wanted#and there's a chance that this minigame would pop up#and they could sneeze for you#the minigame is kinda janky tho#a lot of people struggle with it lol
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Scenario - You induce me with a feather (M)
I was a mess in this one, I also tried to make them dainty but that was such a failed attempt cause they're always so powerful
#snzfucker#sneeze wav#snz fet#snzblr#snz#sneezing#snz kink#sneeze kink#sneezefucker#holy fuck this was hot 🥵#😳😳😳#i love feathers i love feathers i love feathers#omg and the dainty sneezes too? 🥺🥺🥺#so so cute
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Hey there I love your wavs! Would you be up for trying to do some loud but feminine style sneezing? High pitched chops? That would be desperately hot.
Thanks in advance and thanks for reading 🩷
hi there lovely anon! Since you were so sweet I tried to do my best for u 🩷
My sneezes have never been particularly girly, but I tried my best here! (They are very loud though, that one wasn't hard for me lol. So heads up to headphone users, I don't want to shriek in your ears 😭)
#soooo cute 🥺#god please i love this so much#the hitches near the end omg#so goddamn hot#🥵#snz#snzfucker#snz fet#snz kink
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First wav in a while, and first semi-scenario? POV you walk in on me having a big sneezing fit and I warn you to keep back. I mostly just wanted to have some fun and induce for the first time in a while and it was very satisfying
Contains lots of hitching, whimpering, and warning you to get back before I sneeze~
(YT version here)
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I know it's not Halloween anymore, but I'm posting this here now cuz I realized it would be fine here since it's not really nsfw lol.
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Throwback to last year when I was getting anon hate for making this lighthearted meme because apparently making a meme saying "I'm disappointed I didn't get to hear this streamer I like sneeze, but I'll keep it to myself" equates to saying it's okay to harass streamers into sneezing for you?? Like are you people okay????
It's a fucking meme lmao. It's not meant to be taken seriously. And it's not meant to "encourage" people to harass streamers. Obviously I'm not cool with that. I'm not even cool with clipping non-fetishists sneezing, I'm super against that actually because it counts as sexual harassment and is just morally gross.
Literally the dumbest shit to get mad over 😭
Pov: your fav streamer is about to sneeze on stream
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Me when I die without jorkin' it 😔 /j /lh
idk who needs to hear it but: JORKIN IT IS SELF-CARE!!!
fuck a face mask, fuck a manicure, fuck a massage,,, what gets rid of all *my* tension,, personally,, is playing clit guitar.
masturbation rocks,, do it while you can. someday you'll just be a bunch of dry bones. no flesh. just dry bones and then those bones will turn into even dryer dust. ENJOY YOUR FLESH. ENJOY YOUR MOISTURE. ENJOY BEING SOFT AND BEING WET. ENJOY HAVING A PULSE.
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