#tw: penis

[unhingeddamsel]

[soaking-wet-cat-punk]

“Hear me out: Gordon Ramsey teaching you to jack off with the kitchen utensils he would actually use. It’s called Chefs Tips”

-my friend david

[eights-world]

grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you around

do you see my vision ??? do you see it??!!! im not crazy i swear—

[mb-blue-roses]

AtSV musings.

So, the final scene. With Gwen & her team.

[Image ID: A screenshot from the end of Across the Spider-verse. From left to right it shows Peni Parker standing on Sp//dr, Hobie Brown, Peter B. Parker holding Mayday, Gwen Stacy, Pavitr Prabhakar, Margo Kess, Peter Porker, and Noir Peter Parker. All are staring forward. End ID]

I have one question about this. So obviously B, Peni, Pavitr, and Margo probably still have their watches, and Gwen has the one Hobie gave her, but what about the others?

I imagine that Hobie has another one for himself, but does he have more bonus watches that Ham and Noir can use? I'm genuinely curious about this lol

[triple-pupil]

Fuck You, have WIPs I'll never finish. Part 1.

It's dick, he's talking about his boss's dick.

The second one.

The third one.

[yearning-gay]

mom who uh. spreads my legs and keeps them open so my sister can. her umhngmh Peatnids can. sorry i need a minute actually

[official-penis-posts]

Something's up with my coke

Indeed! Be grateful, some people have to take a little blue pill to be “up“ when there’s Coke involved 😄

[gimpy666]

You are attacked my a mob!

Actually I don't like this but I spent a lot of time on it so.. yeah

[envy-stims]

penis typo stimboard

[alex-supremacy4]

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET CALEB TO STOP CALLING ME THE PENIS MAN. NO I AM NOT THE GODDAMN PEBIS MAN

[squishysoftmonsters]

💚I wholeheartedly miss you all,and I'm deeply sorry for my absence. I had a simple pimple on my finger,and ignored it,as I'm afraid of hospitals. Finally I got it treated as it grew into a large infected sore. I didn't want to lose my finger. It will take a few weeks before it's good again as my finger is still sore and swollen. Remember, Penisaurus loves you💚

[samrut]

Tolys isn't going to win the Biggest Dick Poll 😔[even though he has a massive penis], so us thirsty Liet Stans had to cheer him up.😌

We wanted him to know that he is our Massive Penis King, even if he does not win. 👑

Bonus Undercut 🫣

💦🍆

[420technoblazeit]

WOW OK. CRAZY HTAT MILFBOSS USED HER MADOKA MAGICA POWERS AND REBUILT THE WORLD AND KILLED C!DREAM ON THE SPOT HUH. AND NOW TOMMY AND TUBBO GET TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER YAYYYYYY

[magical-grrrl-mavis]

For those who watched Across the Spider-Verse and wonder how this

Became this

The "Venom" mech suit essentially ate her friend Addy Brock and Aunt May in an extraordinarily disturbing way right before her eyes.

So yeah. Hell of a canon event.

[0luna123]

HEAR ME OUT: ATSV DnD AU:

Miles: tiefling rogue. Mostly joined because of Gwen, not knowing what's really in store.

Miles G: tiefling hand-to-hand warrior. For the sake of clarity, most call him Gonzalo. Dragged into this by his twin.

Gwen: half-elf drummer bard. Could be considered a leader. Ran away from her home, after her dad, a head guard, found out who she is: a vigilante (wrongly) accused of murder.

Hobie: elf bard? rogue? warrior? artificer? SORCERER? DRUID?! Who knows. Wields a lute. Partially lost the left side of his face, half of his left fingers and almost both his legs in an explosion. Deaf in one ear (gee I wonder why?). Joined to look after his drummer, stayed to look after the others. Makes most of the equipment his teammates wield, from grappling hooks to explosives.

Pavitr: human warrior. Joined out of support for his friends, unaware of the horrors.

Other characters, you may add things here if you want:

Miguel: once human, now cursed, more known as a "vampire" under the name of Black Widow. Actual Sorcerer.

Peter B: Traveling family man, merchant. Knows Black Widow's situation the most, but rarely anyone takes him serious. Mayday is also here.

Benjamin: human, ranged fighter, wields a gun Peni made. Private eye. Also colorblind.

Peni: human artificer, wields a mecha. Adoptive daughter of Benjamin.

The Spot: once human, mutilated in an accident and became a threat to time and space. Nobody takes him seriously as well

[punkeropercyjackson]

To those who say 'Hobie just dosen't have the vibes of a teenager',describe the 'vibes of a teenager' without using white traits or norms.Quickly