#tw: penis

[ministerofchaosabsolute]

[soaking-wet-cat-punk]

“Hear me out: Gordon Ramsey teaching you to jack off with the kitchen utensils he would actually use. It’s called Chefs Tips”

-my friend david

[nobody-nexus]

This is what my sick fish brain finds funny

Drawing canon accurate Pomni is hard but it was worth it

[the-muppet-joker]

Looking at my limp Kermit costume is making giving me GIRTH Heh if you know what I'm saying. I am playing 'Let's Read Homestuck' on my phone very quietly for subliminal influencing. Muppet arousal and Homestuck in my subconcious? Bro Strider kintype here I cum!

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - The Tingler (1959)

[eights-world]

grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you around

do you see my vision ??? do you see it??!!! im not crazy i swear—

[fiddlesqueak-fables]

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[mb-blue-roses]

AtSV musings.

So, the final scene. With Gwen & her team.

[Image ID: A screenshot from the end of Across the Spider-verse. From left to right it shows Peni Parker standing on Sp//dr, Hobie Brown, Peter B. Parker holding Mayday, Gwen Stacy, Pavitr Prabhakar, Margo Kess, Peter Porker, and Noir Peter Parker. All are staring forward. End ID]

I have one question about this. So obviously B, Peni, Pavitr, and Margo probably still have their watches, and Gwen has the one Hobie gave her, but what about the others?

I imagine that Hobie has another one for himself, but does he have more bonus watches that Ham and Noir can use? I'm genuinely curious about this lol

[triple-pupil]

Fuck You, have WIPs I'll never finish. Part 1.

It's dick, he's talking about his boss's dick.

The second one.

The third one.

[yearning-gay]

mom who uh. spreads my legs and keeps them open so my sister can. her umhngmh Peatnids can. sorry i need a minute actually

[vashti-refused]

[gimpy666]

You are attacked my a mob!

Actually I don't like this but I spent a lot of time on it so.. yeah

[official-penis-posts]

corset piercing on a penis to make it cutesy

Oh my gosh it would be so cute!! Give that girl a waist LMAO

[punkeropercyjackson]

That 'People only argue about Hobie's age to ship him or sexualize him' genre of posts got me tweaking because in what universe is queer minors and black people not wanting to be pedojacked on the same level as grown ass people wanting to write racist porn that gentrifies a canon afropunk.Can't stand normies,y'all are dumb for thinking Hobie being an adult is even a posibility-He's literally every 17 year old black punk ever and y'all don't realize it because you scare them off with that shit and all the other bull you pull so they don't wanna be friends with your freak poser asses and neither does any afropunk of any age because we got brains.That's also why we know Hobie would never be attracted to Noir 'cause he's middleaged and even if he's 19 he's too white for Hobie.Be so fr

[envy-stims]

penis typo stimboard

[alex-supremacy4]

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET CALEB TO STOP CALLING ME THE PENIS MAN. NO I AM NOT THE GODDAMN PEBIS MAN