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[akana-electric]

[envy-stims]

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[howlsofbloodhounds]

@iwannaleaveee2, what have you done. What do you have to say for yourself. You and @rosettasgraveyard keep breaking my inbox man.

[sethdomain]

cTommy: We need to kill Dream and probably T-techno because he owed him a favor, oh fuck- fuck- it's all fucking going d-down Tubbo- HE'S COMING AFTER US

the minecraft build in the background:

[sniigura-archive]

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[h0rnyphead]

P-Head with an dick!

[kazik-bitch-ass-motherfucker]

Summ chaos from Hayden's stream last night @-@

[roomwithavoid]

penile anatomy

[weirdwriter69]

Still a bit upset about this even though it happened awhile ago. Some drunk person came down our resident hall and drew “penises” on everything they could (they are so poorly drawn that I would barely call them that).

I covered up the “penis” with white paint, but still… it just sucks and hurts a bit to know a piece I sent hours on is damaged.

I should color in my ponies one day, but the paper I draw them on is for ink only. It doesn’t have the teeth for color pencil.

Luckily, there hasn’t been a drunk penis attack since. I am still leaving my ponies up on my door because the people on my floor like them, and some residents actually use them to find their room because their room is so-and-so doors down from the pony door.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Okay, but who would actually be stupid enough to even try that?

Oh.

Oh no.

…I suppose it does give new and vital context to this previously-inexplicable interaction:

Hannibal Lecter, recalling his prior knife-juggling accident.

[ Bonus stupidity below the cut. ]

Based on Will Graham’s reaction, I think we can surmise that he is as-yet unaware of the doctor’s unfortunate injury:

The face of ‘What the fuck, dude?’

I’m sure those crazy kids’ll figure it out.

(The sex, I mean. TBH, I don’t think Hannibal’s ever gonna figure out juggling.)

Keep trying, buddy!

the only reason I go on Reddit now is to find these bad two sentence horror posts. they're great. they're bad. but they're great.

[sulfurpitsparky]

Dickin Wings

[omega-red]

i was enjoying my sweet tea when i felt what i believe was the tip of a penis floating around in there as went to take a sip. i was very confused and scared. i immediately tried to get a better look into the cup, but it had disappeared. i really don't know what to do about this and i'm scared it will come back. should i dump out the tea?

[sethdomain]

huh

[the-island-and-the-dream]

what if when a dick went soft the head crumpled up like an empty pudding cup

[mechagic]

The penis music is penising a lot rn

[ichabodjane]

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