#cw penis

[akana-electric]

[envy-stims]

penis typo stimboard

[howlsofbloodhounds]

@iwannaleaveee2, what have you done. What do you have to say for yourself. You and @rosettasgraveyard keep breaking my inbox man.

[sethdomain]

cTommy: We need to kill Dream and probably T-techno because he owed him a favor, oh fuck- fuck- it's all fucking going d-down Tubbo- HE'S COMING AFTER US

the minecraft build in the background:

[sniigura-archive]

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tip: #ca6d48 base: cb916c

this is only for college au tho

[h0rnyphead]

P-Head with an dick!

[roomwithavoid]

penile anatomy

[weirdwriter69]

Still a bit upset about this even though it happened awhile ago. Some drunk person came down our resident hall and drew “penises” on everything they could (they are so poorly drawn that I would barely call them that).

I covered up the “penis” with white paint, but still… it just sucks and hurts a bit to know a piece I sent hours on is damaged.

I should color in my ponies one day, but the paper I draw them on is for ink only. It doesn’t have the teeth for color pencil.

Luckily, there hasn’t been a drunk penis attack since. I am still leaving my ponies up on my door because the people on my floor like them, and some residents actually use them to find their room because their room is so-and-so doors down from the pony door.

[sulfurpitsparky]

Dickin Wings

[omega-red]

i was enjoying my sweet tea when i felt what i believe was the tip of a penis floating around in there as went to take a sip. i was very confused and scared. i immediately tried to get a better look into the cup, but it had disappeared. i really don't know what to do about this and i'm scared it will come back. should i dump out the tea?

[the-island-and-the-dream]

what if when a dick went soft the head crumpled up like an empty pudding cup

[sethdomain]

huh

[ichabodjane]

Paging @coraleethroughthelookingglass and @somebirdortheother

reblog if you would like to visit a roman penis wonderland

[mechagic]

The penis music is penising a lot rn

[nobody-nexus]

This is what my sick fish brain finds funny

Drawing canon accurate Pomni is hard but it was worth it

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

when the first pinof react came out a year ago i GENUINELY had a terrible time watching it. i felt ill. it made me so anxious like the psychic damage was indescribable. they just acknowledged so much that they weren’t supposed to know and said so many uhhh… Things that it gave me a full parasocial crisis. it took me EIGHT HOURS to watch. i had to take a fucking klonopin (which i refer to as ‘the phlonopin’) (prescribed—don’t do benzos recreationally please i’m begging you) to watch the second one.

but in this past year, we have been subjected to the most insane shit from them. we saw phil bite dan’s tail. they made their dolls 69 on stage (and also basically fucking grinded during a homoerotic wrestling scene on that same stage AND pretended they were fucking off stage). they acted out a ten year old post about them hard launching and pretended to kiss. they cosplayed ineffable husbands. they confirmed sharing a bed during tatinof. they played the newlyweds game and “the ultimate date night game for couples”. they wrote phanfic about them being gay prince lovers. this barely scratches the surface.

now i can watch pinof react 1 and i don’t even flinch at “it was an 11 hour fuck session”. i’m like “ok and??”

tldr exposure therapy works.