#spider-ham

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Jason: Favorite horror movie?

Cass: The Ring.

Damian: Get Out.

Ham: Saw.

Peter: High School Musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something, and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics.

[meowloudly15]

Can we talk about how. How all the people in Gwen's rescue team are all people who've had time to meet Miles and to realize how good of a kid he is? Because

[mb-blue-roses]

AtSV musings.

So, the final scene. With Gwen & her team.

[Image ID: A screenshot from the end of Across the Spider-verse. From left to right it shows Peni Parker standing on Sp//dr, Hobie Brown, Peter B. Parker holding Mayday, Gwen Stacy, Pavitr Prabhakar, Margo Kess, Peter Porker, and Noir Peter Parker. All are staring forward. End ID]

I have one question about this. So obviously B, Peni, Pavitr, and Margo probably still have their watches, and Gwen has the one Hobie gave her, but what about the others?

I imagine that Hobie has another one for himself, but does he have more bonus watches that Ham and Noir can use? I'm genuinely curious about this lol

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Comics That Never Were - Underdog vs Spider-Ham

Art by Kerry Callen

[horror-lady00]

Haven't seen people talk about it. So, Spider-Noir has organic web. However it's not nearly as sturdy as other Spiders', so he can't swing on it.

That means when we meet him, he uses spare web-shooters from this universe's Peter.

But somebody had to taught him how to swing. Couldn't have been Penny, because she uses mech. So that leaves...

Spider-Ham taught Noir to web-swing. This is canon.

[scepterno]

Babe wake up, we're posting HamNoir in 2023

[otrebot]

The other spider-verse team

[thingsasbarcodes]

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

[spider-man-2o99]

CANNOT stress enough it's spider-verse event canon that miguel is apparently just so so perfectly suited for carrying around Little Guys on his shoulders whenever spider-ham wants to feel tall (and also seems more than happy to indulge w/o complaint)

[ghostflowerhotpotch]

How do you think the spider gang would react to Gwen coming out as trans? I think they'd all be supportive, but I'm curious if you have details

I am going to be honest with you anon, I had been looking at this question for weeks, thinking about it, and...I am not coming up with much.

I am trans, I don't have that much experience with people reacting to that- and I am not making any more comments about that.

Going back to the original question- I think all of them would be supportive; regardless of background or history, I feel doing anything else would be a disservice to the characters, and also, a type of story I really don't have interest entertaining, (Would Noir, being from 40s, be reasonable to have his apprehensions and need to overcome it? Yes, I am interested in seeing something like that? Personally, fuck no.)

Now, it doesn't mean there cannot be hiccups- all well intending, of course.

(Specific characters under the cut because, as always with me, it got long.)

Peter B I see going over the top; talking how brave Gwen is, and that he supports her no matter what, he also reads a book on trans people and tell hims about the people in his universe who are trans. Gwen appreciates it, but it can be uncomfortable at times.

Noir, regardless of time period, would be supportive, but mixes up terminology. The poor guy already struggles with the pop culture lingo, so throwing queer lingo into the mix can make things awkward; specially since, as a spider-man, he has defended the marginalized people of his dimension and is aware of the community, but- that community had its own terminology that may not be appreciated to day. Is a growing curve.

In my opinion, Ham is a much of a man as Bugs Bunny, meaning gender isn't as important as commitment to the bit; so I can see him busting a dress all of the sudden and saying "I get you sis." Accordingly, if asked about his own gender, he is pretty much "normally a guy, but in general whatever fits better with the scene."

Peni I headcanon as nonbinary, so I think she would be happy to meet another person who isn't cis. Definitely would have lots of talk about presentation, tricks for clothes a make up, the works.

Margo is cool about it, there isn't much to say there; she just tells Gwen that it doesn't change anything between them, and she is still invited to come for the slumber parties (Margo has thrown a bunch in the Spider-Society, because anything to spend as little time mentally at home as possible.)

Pavitr: "Oh so you are like a hijra? That's so cool!" (This is a term from a place I am not from, so I can't talk in length about it, feel free to look it up because it is indeed, very cool.) While not the same, he ends up telling more about how people in his dimension see transgender people, Gwen finds it overall really interesting.

Hobie is, of course, cool about it. He is a punk, noncomformist, and "hates labels," he could probably tell Gwen a stupid amount of things about queer history, intersectionally, so far and so forth. Despite using he/him pronouns, I believe with all my heart Hobie would not give a shit about gender roles and dress how he likes, and be okay with any pronouns. This has nothing to do with your question, but I headcanon that Hobie has been the queer awakening of many other teens of the Spider-Society as he strolls down in whatever outfit he feels like it.

Now Miles, is obviously supportive. I think he may be oblivious to many things (I headcanon him as bi for a long awhile, but I am not sure if that's something he knows already or has yet to discover,) so he asks questions, but is always respectful and has no trouble answering. Overall, Gwen thinks is cute how much Miles dotes on her, and reminding her that she will always be the prettiest girl alive to him.

Huh, I guess I had more to say that I expected, this was fun! Thanks for the question and sorry for the delay.

[silent-raven13]

Meows Morales coming your way!

Miles gasps meeting Spider-Hams gang, one character caught his eyes: Oh my god, look at his tiny Jordans! -he happily squeals spotting another version of him, but in a cat cartoon formed. He's so tiny, cute, with his Jordans being bigger than his slim self- You are so cute! -he picks up Meows Morales to hug him-

Meows wiggled: Hey, put me down!

Miles snuggles him: Awe, his voice sound tiny too! He's just so cute! -his hand scratching the cat's back-

Meow: Hey, I told you to be put me- Ohhh, yeah. I like that! More! More! -he did a cute low purring sound- Hmm, okay. I'll let you snuggle me.

Spider-Ham: Careful that one somehow is always blowing stuff up! -he climbs on Miguel's shoulder to sit- I don't know how. He's always causing chaos!

Miguel 2099 grunts: Ugh, and you think those would be good for our CAUSED! -pointing at their anthropomorphic Spideranimals-

Gwen snuggles Pengwen: Awe, she's a penguin! PenGWEN, get it!

Pav hugs his own: Ohh he's an otter! Pav PrabOTTER! Hahaha, cute!

Hobie smirks at the cool vibes' porcupines self: Heh, Hobie Pine, cool name mate! -The cartoon Spiderpine gave him a finger being relaxed with his own guitar- Heh, nice.

Miles eyes gleam: Miguel, you have to let them join! They are so cute. Look! Look at Meows Morales! His name is even cute! -he holds Meows in front of the leader-

Miguel 2099 scowls until Spider-Ham patted his head: Come on, they are good Spideranimals! Like them!

Miguel grunts then saw Meows' eyes gleam: Please, Mr. O'Hara!

Miles did his puppy eyes: Ppplllleeeaaaasssseeee!

Miguel sighs: Fine whatever. I mean, we already have a T-Rex Spiderman. -his eyes rolled then his hand scratch Meows' chin hearing a pleasant purr from the cartoon cat- Heh, he might be better than you.

Miles: Huh!

Meows purrs happily, then Hobie Pine jumps being jealous. His tiny self rushes over to kick Miguel's leg. His cartoony self shows how angrily red he is with hot steam coming out of his head: NO! you stop that, you big bloke! -his tiny kicks didn't budge the grown man-

Miguel rolled his eyes: Let me guess, Spider-ham... they're dating...

Spider-ham fake gasp: How did you know?

Miles giggles: For real! That's so cute! -he put Meows down seeing Hobie Pine picks up his boyfriend taking him away from Miguel with a huffed- Hahaha, that's how it is, I guess.

Hobiw slouches on his boyfriend: What do you mean by that, luv? -he playfully pouts-

Gwen chuckles spotting Hobie Pine snuggling with Meows while Pengwen sighs: I guess, that's how it is. Yeah, same, girlie! -she giggles along with Pengwen-

Pav nodded: For real! Awe, you're so adorable! -he snuggles his Ottor self-

Ottor Pav: You are too! Skin all squishy! -he pats at Pat's buff stomach-

Pav: it's muscle!

Meows struggle to break free from his boyfriend: Hobie, let me go!

Hobie Pine: No! I -he snuggles with his boyfriend-

Spider-ham: Should I bring Miguel Hare?

Miguel: NO! If he comes here, then that one would want to blow the place up -pointing at Hobie Pine-

Hobie Pine chuckles as he sticks the horn signs: All for the anarchy!

Hobie nodded: I like him.

Miles: Hobie, no! You gotta teach him how to control his jealousy! -he saw Meows pouting as he's stuck being with his boyfriend-

Hobie: Heh, alright... I'll get to it.

Miles: When?

Hobie: I dunno...

Miles: Hobie!

Spider-Ham turns to the fourth wall: That's all folks!

Miguel: A la puta madre! Have you been talking to that idiot Deadpool, Spider-ham?

Spider-ham fake gasp again: How did you know?

Hobie Pine winks at the fourth wall: Hey, mate that's it no more! Now, go away! -he rubs his cheek against his boyfriend-

Meows: Who are you talking to, bae?

Hobie Pine: No one! Gimmie a kiss! -giving kisses-

Meows: HOBIE!

[nikapopolis]

Out of curiosity, I decided to look up what Logan is like in the Spider-Ham universe, and it turns out his alias is just Wolverine-Bug 😭

Then I immediately thought of “Weevil-rine” and now I’m pissed that such a clever name isn’t being used

[wreillyart]

Last piece of 2022! From my tiny corner of the multiverse to yours: Happy New Year!!

[comicwaren]

“Okay, Araña—we do it your way. Go.” – Miguel O’Hara

Cover art for Spider-Society #002

Art by Pete Woods

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Into The Spider-Verse

Art by Phil Buckenham

[spidersaiyan]

What a movie! Not sure it quite tops the first one for me, but it's such an incredible sequel, I loved it! Anyways, here's my Across the Spider-verse piece! Hope ya like it! :D