#tv teddy

[gummi-stims]

📺🧸TV Teddy🧸📺

[okaydays22]

[idkbroletssee]

Cute:)

[mentally-at-home]

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[hoodlander]

One of the funniest things to me about the Season 1 finale is how both Billy and Homelander absolutely Did Not Fucking Care about Teddy Stillwell.

I just…😅🤣

These assholes really do deserve each other.

If that boy had not teleported himself to safety he would have died.

Billy detonated that C4 without a single thought about the toddler in the room.

Homelander only saved Billy from the explosion.

Neither of them cared about the innocent child a few feet away from them. Homelander literally carries Teddy in there and stuck him in his playpen or whatever. They knew he was there.

They both just…didn’t care.

They only had eyes for each other.

Teddy’s only crime against Homelander was taking Madelyn’s attention away from him. And I fully believe Homelander left him behind on purpose because he is a petty and immature bitch.

And Billy’s hate boner for Homelander was so strong that as soon as Teddy was in that playpen and out of sight, he no longer existed.

All Billy could see was Homelander.

[gongyussy]

“you cheated :<” “no, you cheated” “no, you <3” “no, you 😍”

also… short king serving humpty dumpty realness

[a-holiday-ever]

It occurs to me that Krampus Puzzles ref is still on my main and I didn't move it over here. Time to fix that

Character Reference:

Mr.Galaxy/ Mr.Stageplay/ Krampus

BACK COIL IDEA FOR HIS TAIL CAME FROM

@change-name-later and their cool headcannon for how Mr.Puzzles tail would look!!! Thanks for the inspiration!!!

And his minion: Krampus.TM

Literally a walking Teddy Bear

He only sends people who he sees as irredeemable to hell..... (False: he is also super fucking Petty and will send people he doesn't like to hell)

His TV shows and Movies SUUUUUCK

Goes by many names, but ironically does not have a name he could use in a Social Interaction amongst adults. Hes never had to have one for that

He gives people multiple chances to redeem themselves before torturing them to death unless you're a pedophile/dictator/psychopath/genuinely horrible person

He typically never sends Children to hell, and opts to adopt them and raise them as his own until they eventually forget him and move out

He DOES NOT have Cannon!Mr.Puzzles powers

Being a Negative Deity, all these good deeds do absolutely nothing for the man's powers. They just make him happy

That being said, even though he is not as strong as he COULD be ...... He is still one of the most dangerous deities to live

Didnt always have a TV head and doesn't talk about it

Hates the colour Blue (on his own body and on christmas items)

The biggest dork loser you will ever lay eyes on, he is just a little guy

He does have a short temper... But its STILL unlikely that anyone would meet the short end of that stick

If hes being attacked he won't defend himself unless he sees the attacker as irredeemable

#1 Hal Monitor Hater after he finds out what that man is doing (he doesn't start off Knowing in the story. That comic was a peak into the future)

Doesn't like being scary or dangerous so covers his body up.

He is The Poly KING!!! He will date just about anybody regardless of gender or species! He would be one happy man to have 50+ husbands, wives and they/them partners (obviously excludes children)

Unfortunately while he Flirts a BIG GAME.... He won't take a relationship seriously until his partner makes it REALLY OBVIOUS that they are interested. He flirts but he doesn't realize when someone is actually interested in him. You could hand him a wedding ring after years of seeing him and he will not understand what is going on until you make it clearer to him. Then he will break down sobbing and say yes ❤️

Krampus.TM has 2 braincells

Listen to its father

Get hugs from its father

Will not listen to anybody that isnt Krampus but unfortunately does not have the brain power to identify Krampus differently from a stranger opening their arms to the lil guy

Can do Mitosis

[leylinefount]

[mcudc616]

totally not the same person…nope.

[mashhistorian]

Meet “Major Teddy,” a teddy bear made by Larry Linville in the early 1980s! Did you know he made teddy bears to sell in his sister-in-law’s store? Learn more in this week’s post!

[ladyantiheroine]

I’m remembering a bit in one of the Fifty Shades of Grey movies where Ana tells Christian that she’s pregnant and he has a drunken meltdown over it because he thinks that if they had a kid Ana would pay more attention to the baby than to him.

And then I realized that that’s just Homelander and Stillwell’s dynamic throughout season one.

[idkbroletssee]

MCU Billy Kaplan is William Kaplan's imaginative mind coupled with Billy Maximoff's ability to manifest it. He's survived by Jeff & Rebecca Kaplan's love & their values while influenced by Wanda's greatness & Agatha's darkness alike. He is unconditionally supported by Eddie & irrevocably motivated by Tommy. And i haven't even begun with the Demiurge potential.

His story is very potent. I hope they can make some of these work❤💙

[mentally-at-home]

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[carnation-damnation]

IM ROTATING THESE ANIMALSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (Teddy is @son1c most specialist little guy. number 1 in my eyes ok? thanks)