#tv schedules

[jevilowo]

Its been awhile I'm doing another one of These Things

What TV Shows the Mercs would watch

Scout: Baseball. Obviously. He loudly complains about the cartoons Pyro puts on, but never makes a grab for the remote or leaves the room.

Soldier: He's half convinced that the TV uses Communist Technology™ to hypnotise people into becoming hippies and attempts to blow it up every couple of days. He conveniently forgets his beliefs during the superbowl (first aired in 67, he could totally watch it!).

Pyro: Cartoons. Dramatic movies. Anything with fire in it. Horror movies (they giggle and clap gleefully every time someone dies brutally). Has a love-hate relationship with movie musicals.

Demo: Fan of mystery shows, courtroom dramas, and shitty B-Movies. Especially enjoys the (explosive) special effects. It's sad that Highlander and Braveheart weren't sixties movies, considering how many of Demo's weapons, achievements, voicelines and etc reference them.

Heavy: Old lady tv. Cooking shows. Gardening programmes. Watches tv mostly to fall asleep in front of. Has that dad instinct where he can tell if you've changed the channel despite being asleep.

Engie: Documentaries about new technology, mostly. I can see him being the kind of guy who's really into those technicolour musical films. Would probably cry at the end of Wizard of Oz.

Medic: Horror movies! Watches them with Pyro and Demo mostly and complains about the gorey stuff not being medically accurate. Would get overly invested in stupid sitcoms and hate it.

Sniper: Watches nothing but nature documentaries. If the channel is changed he will simply leave the room. What the fuck ever. I like to think he has a large collection of tapes and a vhs player in his van. Falls asleep every movie night without fail.

Spy: Thinks television is mostly beneath him, but doesn't hate movies. Enjoys watching spy movies and mansplaining how he would have done it to anyone who'll listen.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

[sashathegreyhound]

A treatise on Ollie Reeder's hair (because this account is for talking about the important things in life)

Look at this guy in S1e1 - very fluffy hair, very nice. Short hair even, because he's young, because he doesn't know anything yet, not really, because he's not got his curls whispering unprincipled political careerism in his ears.

Here he is, falling into Malcolm's web (i.e. actually getting somewhere in his career) in S2e1. He is nervous, he is doubtful, he is upset, and he is human. And his hair looks a bit like he's been dragged through a bush backwards, which is always nice.

But look at him in hospital, at his most vulnerable ever this season, and HIS HAIR IS SOFT AGAIN. Yes, he's resorted to horrific betrayals in the service of Malcolm Tucker's goals (really Ollie???), and he left morals and principles several miles back, but he IS human. He is horrendous and awful and terrible and human, because evil and humanity are not mutually exclusive.

And here he is, at the end of series 4, and he's becoming the job Malcolm, and his hair is more changed than should be humanly possible, because now he's not just immoral, he's gone.

Everything about him that hurt and that pined and that cared has been ripped out of him, discarded to be replaced with ambition and ascension and insipid obfuscation, and even worse than that, he's put gel in his hair.

Seriously, the real arc of The Thick of It was the slow descent in Ollie's hairstyle quality.

@rattuswrennus

[idontwikeit]

Interview with the Vampire 1.06 // 2.06

[teehee-vibes]

I shoot up in bed, drenched in sweat, just to post Cattlepunk doodles on my tumblr, then I go to bed again

[felicitykings]

2.05 Adam | 2.07 Dead Man Walking

TORCHWOOD (2006-2011)

[jackfuckingtwist]

— It's not grape, it's lavender. — Well, if you like the taste of lavender, why not just drink a bottle of perfume?

[skywerse]

[watchyourbuck]

nah im all for a buddie hookup but not like this lmao not while they’re both with someone else??? cheating ain’t it my siblings in christ and yes they ARE both w someone else or do u think buck did all that just to disrespect tommy

[stevenrogered]

ONE DAY ↳book > screen

There was something about the gesture, the tilt of her head and the pulling back of her hair as she applied the lotion to her neck, and he felt the pleasant nausea that accompanied desire. Oh God, he thought, eight more days of this. “Want me to do your back?” he said. Offering to apply sun cream was a corny old routine, beneath him really, and he thought it best to pass it off as medical concern. “You don’t want to burn.”

“Go on then.” Emma shuffled over and sat between his legs. He began to apply the lotion, his face so close that she could feel his breath on her neck, while he could feel the heat reflecting off her skin, both of them working hard on the impression that this was everyday behavior and in no way a clear violation of Rules Two and Four, those prohibiting Flirtation and Physical Modesty.

“Scooped quite low, isn’t it?” he said, aware of his fingers on the base of her spine. “Good job I didn’t put it on backwards!” she said and a silence followed while both of them thought oh god, oh god, oh god. 

[swordofmoonl1ght]

HAPPY 65 YEARS OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE, MR. SERLING! Pilot, "Where Is Everybody?", originally aired October 2nd, 1959 on CBS.

MIKE FERRIS: Hey. Don't go away, up there. Next time, it won't be a dream or a nightmare. Next time, it'll be for real. So don't go away. We'll be up there in a little while.

[randomheros]

I love the moments in Moon Night where Khonsu just kind of sounds like a tried, agitated mom. Like in the first episode where he goes "Mark, I swear if he drops the scarab, I'll kill you both." the line is delivered with such "the kids in the backseat are arguing and mom's had enough of it" energy.

[istherewifiinhell]

v a feeling you can practice with friends too. or well. u know. if your already a bit twisted enough that u get insecure about it (person who always has less friends than my friends) like.... uncomfortable sometimes right. like. shit fuck. u have another friend who can offer you whatever niche i thought i had covered. fuck shit. buuuut. we must assume. if people keep coming back to you.... they probably. like you. and want to be /your/ friend. a wild and crazy thought. and its also comforting to me to know ppl i like are having fun doing things and feel supported and shit. like wow. geez. what a relief. you took up a hobby with someone? that rules. i know nothing about it but im glad u have a buddy.

[retroautomaton]

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[idontwikeit]

Louis de Pointe du Lac // old body, new mind (Nemahsis)

Some days, I find it hard to let you go My memories lead me back to winding roads Where you and I belong

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