#listen......

[jackfuckingtwist]

— It's not grape, it's lavender. — Well, if you like the taste of lavender, why not just drink a bottle of perfume?

[shorelinnes]

han: ate - concept photo 2

[084392]

at least as far as pmd2 gijinkas go i know wigglytuff was the fansrvice panty shot character in team charm when they traveled together.

[strawberrystepmom]

no but imagine having some kind of mind control magic and rayne ames getting so annoyed with you because that kind of magic could change the world but instead you use it to make your friends say nice things about themselves. make your sisters take your plates to the sink after dinner. make a professor forget you had homework every now and then.

"i'm just a benevolent witch, rayne. i don't know why that upsets you so much."

you taunt with feigned innocence and he rolls his eyes, moving onto something far more important than arguing with you in the common room of the dorm. he gets 10 steps away from you and feels a pull back in your direction, one he didn't discover for himself, and his face falls.

you're controlling him and you only have the 30 second maximum that your power allows you to keep. he can't fight it, even with his own powerful magic, and the sweet witch becomes something sour when you look down at your shoelaces with your arms folded over your chest.

"would you mind, rayne? i'm tired after a long day."

the grip of your magic is waning on him but he kneels to untie your laces still, looking up at you with narrowed golden eyes. the magic breaks, a snap akin to snapping a bracelet against your skin felt between the both of you, and he reaches for your other shoe with a scowl.

"you're awful," he spits while unraveling the bunny ears of your laces. you giggle and shrug, raising a brow when he rises to standing. "a spoiled brat wasting her potential."

it's hard to argue with him so you don't, choosing instead to dismissively wave him off.

"it's not that serious." the two of you roll your eyes in unison for two different reasons but a smile replaces your frown when you slip out of your shoes. "thanks for helping me out, though."

[kimborachant]

[riverlarking]

the only man you can say "i need him in ways that are concerning to feminism" about and actually make it make sense is commander fred waterford from the handmaid's tale

[purposefully-lost]

Come on over

We're at the part of this where you become my lover

Join the list of my obsessions, just don't hover

My ego's way too big, and I get smothered

Come in closer

I get the feeling that you're someone like no other

And I wanna be the first one to

I want to be the first one to

I'd play it safe but what's the use

I'm way too strange, my screws are loose

I want to be the first

[voiceemporium]

would yall be mad if i just did a bunch of baldurs gate voices at once

[yowzeight]

more trans actors playing trans roles apart from when it's hugh bonneville playing a singing trans pirate

[madmutts]

Your crush on Rayman has started to turn into a kink.

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[pinkminimarshmallow]

WHAT DFO U MEAN. UR NAKED, EXCCEPT FOR FUCKING CROCS

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[moonlight-prose]

no one look at me i'm horny for bradley bradshaw again.

[pathologising]

also like the idea that I'd be able to afford ozempic shots is really funny I have good insurance but not THAT good

[theangellies]

🎀

🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?

Val doesn't sweat the whole 'nobody has to know' shit. They're happy to tell or not tell. They'd sleep with Harley, Zane, or Lara any day of the week, Luis if he's not too mad about Val accidentally punching him in the face, Pip for the fun wild energy, Tristan obviously, Max again if he wanted to... @theyperform @zanexsaxena @lararivkin @lluiscarrasco @pippsqueaks @tristanzaire @max-millers

Sex & Romance Qs - asa // val // mars // oz // ash

[starlitwishes]

((I had a silly idea--like, what if I made it canon to Evan and Wrenn that they met in the Abyss before, just in some verses where I play as both. Maybe they don't remember each other well, but I love the idea of them knowing each other.))

((Wrenn's already called Evan an 'Abyss Dog', so what if Evan called Wrenn a 'Fatui Cat'?))

((Them bantering like this makes me giggle.))