#turtle weiss

[astertimberwolf]

I'm DEAD 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭

I don't know why they exist, but this is so incredibly- stupidly funny to me for some reason. Lmfao

P.s.: this was a certain @amelia-yap (Ami)'s doing! 🤫🤭😏

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(Also, feel free to screenshot this and repost it on other social media like Twitter / X. I don't really mind)

[deathbypufferfish]

hanging out in nature 🌿

[howlingday]

Whitley: (Rat!Faunus) Attention, everyone! I have something to confess. (Waves)

Jaune: (Turtle!Faunus, Walks in)

Whitley: I am not who you think I am. THIS is the real chef.

RWBY: (Gasp)

Whitley: I know, it's jarring, but there's is nothing to say that he cannot cook.

Weiss: Whitley, we've been getting food-poisoning accusations for months!

Fun Fact! Turtles can carry salmonella, a common bacterial disease that affects the intestinal tract.

Whitley: Honestly, sister, you have no proof that it was him!

Yang: We changed suppliers TWICE!

Ruby: We- We have to report this!

Whitley: ...RUN, JAUNE! RUN!

Jaune: (Walks past RWBY)

Ruby: HE'S GETTING AWAY!

Jaune: Le rat fait pipi sur la nourriture, mais c'est moi le problème...

Blake: ...QUOI?!

Fun Fact! Rats will urinate on food to show ownership & to prove that food is safe to eat.

Whitley: I know... (Sniffles) I'll miss you, too, my friend...

[tmnt-2012-ftaraatg-au]

it’s them, they’re the meme @revlischarm

Also, chapter 21 is up now!

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: I'm sorry.

Ruby: You say that a lot.

Weiss: I feel it a lot.

[cosmosrebellion]

If I had a nickel for everytime Batman fought a group of four universe displaced, color-coded teenagers who are each armed with a different weapon, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[annon-guy2]

RWBY Vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[bobauthorman]

Just to remind everyone that I am still writing my TMNT x RWBY crossover.

But just for fun, if the cliche comic book 'heroes throw down for some convoluted reason' event happens, who would win?

For this match up to be even, let's say that the Turtles have the mystic powers they had during the TMNT 2003 "Demon Shredder" arc, AKA, the fifth season, but they only have their normal weapons, not the mystic ones.

[nightlilly0110]

Weiss: You know, I wish you guys would sometimes listen to my ideas. We’re supposed to be a team but sometimes I feel like we’re just roommates.

Yang: Weiss, if you don’t cut it out with your MIDDLE CHILD NONSENSE-

[cowcowwow]

Doodles of a very Chaotic RWBY Au-ish idea I have fgdghdg :DD

[kingoftheu]

DC managed to make Looney Tunes and TMNT crossovers work but not RWBY huh.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: *Wearing a turtleneck*Good morning Mom!

Mama Arc: Who left hickeys on your neck?

Jaune: I don't know what you mean.

Mama Arc: *Pulls the turtle neck down, revealing many, many hickeys* Really? You Don't know what I mean?

Jaune: *Sweating* ...

Mama Arc: ... Is that Lipstick?

Jaune: WOW! LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO-

*RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPP*

Mama Arc: ...

Jaune: *Covered in Red, Ice Blue, Purple, Yellow, Bronze, Pink, and Green lipstick marks* ...

Ruby: Good Morning!

Weiss: Good Morning Missus Arc!

Blake: Good Morning.

Yang: Morning!

Pyrrha: Hello~ Good morning~

Nora: WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAC-EY!

Ren: *Nods*

[deathbypufferfish]

there is no plot rn just love

[howlingday]

for most of remnant you strengthen your aura by strengthening your body, jaune and ren discover that you can do the opposite and strengthen your body by strengthening your soul and gaining greater enlightenment. the only issue is now they keep talking like philosophers and reacting to everything their friends do with "hmmm yes very wise" or "hmmm no not very wise" if it weren't for the fact that they were now the strongest in beacon they'd probably get beaten up

Wise Men

Jaune: Mm...

Ren: Mm...

Jaune and Ren sat across from one another, nodding their heads in agreement. Nobody's sure what exactly happened, but all of a sudden, the two of them were so buddy-buddy that they started hosting Bro-Wisdom sessions. During these, they would sit on beanbags they bought, lay back and share "wisdom" with one another like they were college monks.

Jaune: The pizza guy is running late.

Ren: Mm. Should we pay him in full?

Jaune: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

Ren: Mm. That is very wise, but also unwise. Perhaps he is late for matters beyond his control? Perhaps the oven broke, or he was attacked by pizza-hungry Grimm.

Jaune: Would Grimm eat pizza?

Ren: Pizza is a construct of mankind, and they will consume and destroy all that humans create, including other humans.

Jaune: Mm. That is very wise.

And it wasn't just each other that the two would share their supposed "philosophies" with. For example, Jaune and Ren happened upon a struggling Weiss Schnee, who was attempting to perfect her glyphs to match her older sister's level. The advice was... offered.

Ren: Mm. Quit, don't quit.

Weiss: I'm not quitting.

Jaune: Glyphs, don't glyphs.

Weiss: I'm doing my glyphs!

Ren: You are too focused on what was and what will be.

Weiss: I... What?

Jaune: There is a saying. The past is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift!

Ren: That is why it is called the present.

Weiss: ...

The two would then retreat to their beanbags, and begin anew with their "discussions". Nora tried to join in, but she couldn't get it at all! She wanted to throw them out the window. As she reached for Jaune, though, he didn't react at all. All he did was share his wisdom.

Jaune: Your mind is like a pond, Nora. When you are agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow your mind to settle, the answer becomes clear.

Nora: ...Are there ducks in my mind pond?

She spent the rest of the afternoon on that question. Pyrrha tried to reach them as well, but they were somehow less open-minded to the idea of change than they seemingly preached. It especially didn't help that they continued to off their nonsensical notions as "philosophy."

Jaune: When people say clean as a whistle, they forget that a whistle is full of spit, and thus unclean.

Ren: Mm. That is very wise.

Pyrrha: Jaune, I don't think it's a scenario people think too hard on. You need to get back to training!

Ren: Mm. You're only young once. Once you learn that, you're on your own.

Jaune: Mm, that is unwise. Youth is a state of mind, though it is affected by how one treats their body. If you load up on junk food, your body will slow itself and you will feel old.

Ren: Mm. That is very wise.

Pyrrha: NO, IT ISN'T! Ack! I'm sorry~!

Jaune: Pyrrha, you are too obsessed with the notion of destiny. You must remove yourself from the illusion of control.

Pyrrha: Illusion?! I am in control of my destiny, Jaune! That is no illusion!

Jaune: Mm. That is very unwise, Pyrrha. Look at Nora chasing that squirrel. I cannot make her stop when I want her to.

Pyrrha took her spear in hand and tossed it in front of Nora and her fuzzy quarry. In fear, the squirrel ran towards the school, and Nora followed. Then Pyrrha pulled back her spear, and then tossed her shield with Nora's pancake mix on it. Nora followed the floury discus until she was no longer chasing the squirrel, instead eating raw pancake dust with her bare hands.

Pyrrha: No, but I can control where the squirrel runs to. And I can control what Nora chases after! THAT is no illusion!

Jaune: Yes, but she will always be Nora. You may want her to be a Pyrrha or a Jaune, but she will always be Nora.

Ren: Mm. That is very wise. Very wise indeed.

[tmnt-2012-ftaraatg-au]

he definitely doesn’t get high with mikey, what are you talking about?

thank you @revlischarm for the boi!

[redheartedtramp]

Whitley: Alright, these dust cartridges should be enough to get you through the next 6 months. If you need a restock, I'm just a scroll call away.

Weiss: Thanks, Whitley. I don't know what's changed about you, but you've been a big-

Weiss: ...Whitley, why are you wearing a turtle neck?

Whitley: ...I am cold.

Weiss: It's 59 Degrees (F).

Whitley: ...Well excuse me for trying to be fashionable sister. I try to do something different, and you can't just support me. So ru-

Weiss then grabs Whitley's collar and yanks it down, exposing all the lipstick marks on his neck.

Weiss: ...What color is this?

Whitley: No.

Weiss: Answer the question.

Whitley: You'll get mad.

Weiss: I won't get mad at you. Answer.

Whitley: ...Schwartz #13.

Weiss: Son of mother-RUBY ROSE! *starts marching off*

Whitley: You said you wouldn't get mad!

Weiss: At YOU! *draws Myrtenaster and spins the chamber*