#tumblr is a fucking joke
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posts about the "validity" of certain identities (usually aspec ones, but not always) are so fucking stupid. are people allowed to be different. are people allowed to use words to describe their feelings. are people allowed to talk about the experiences you don't personally get. that's what you're asking. why the fuck are you playing into it in the year 2024. what are you expecting? a bunch of fucking morons on your post?
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So much for not getting involved.. 🙄
#tumblr is a fucking joke#fuck tumblr#@staff#why are you taking this out on the rest of us#i didn’t do anything
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I came back to see your PFP is a colour palette. What the heck Tumblr ????
yep. i got no response for the appeal i sent in yesterday either. not sure how long those are supposed to take, but im gonna keep sending them in until something happens.
#also guess what#the first thing i see in my inbox this morning?#thotbot selling its wares#tumblr is a fucking joke#jailtime blues
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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word
I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.
(I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post#tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then#anyway once again i'm sorry#i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone#i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper#because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%
grace image os i get to look at her
#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the#first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post#for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny#EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically#also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am#anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things#also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode#i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep#and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves#also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc#id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever#it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically#a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday#ya !! :3#flappy rambles#inaccessible#ask to tag#(<- idk. just in case)
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big fan of this tweet
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I know I draw them being gay and playing tongue guitar all the time but let’s be real they were not always like that
#artists on tumblr#realskel#smiling friends#fanart#smiling friends fanart#smiling friends alan#smiling friends charlie#charlie x alan#charallan#tw kys joke#tw kys mention#I love these guys so much#I wanna squish them and roll them around like balls of playdoh#but let’s be completely honest with ourselves right now they probably fucking hated each other#it’s ok tho I love my minor beef to lovers plot line I’ve set them up with#mwah mwah#shoutout gay ppl
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I make my grilled cheese with garlic bread (aka just sprinkling garlic salt into the butter on the bread) and if I have it I will add goat cheese.
#poll#tumblr polls#grilled cheese#sex poll#sjshksgs#this is just bc I keep seeing the sex/dugs/club polls#and then also a ton of posts being mad about those polls lol????#so fuck you grilled cheese poll#I’m not sure how it correlates but I think the joke was we should make dumb polls more
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anyways. What
#atlas.art#artists on tumblr#mcyt#hermitcraft#hc s10#docm77#joehills#joe hills#juppet#vintagebeef#doc beef and joe just slowly fucking loosing it throughout this interaction is one of my favorite things that's ever happened on hermitcraf#also. watching his fucking gigantic hour glass slowly grow in the background of other peoples videos for the last week#why did he do that to himself so early in the season omg 😭#it literally is so ridiculously large it is insane. it looks insane next to everything else around it. it takes up the entire skyline#im thinking about keralis. who built his lake facing the shopping district so he could avoid looking at iskall's monolith while fishing#or mumbo and grian joking about making the biggest mega build in the shopping district for their wart shop. good luck with that now lmao#seriously if you haven't already y'all should go watch Wels' last video if only to see that thing grow in the background throughout the vid#wels built an entire castle on accident in that video and i still spent the entire duration going 'DOC WHAT THE HELL' it was so distracting
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You know, they call Liam O'Brien the heartbreak prince of Critical Role, but—WHAT'S THIS? SAM RIEGEL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR?
#I mean. we knew lmfao#cr spoilers#critical role#I do need to specify that this is in reference to the fucking iconic businessinsider headline for an interview with liam this week#(headline credit to tumblr user callmecherylcleo who did the interview it's so fucking funny)#the joke is in fact that sam plays up the goofy act so he can go for the throat with feelings later
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Thinking about that one joke in the Book of Bill that implied Bill might be the biological father of the Flynn kids. Thinking about how Linda Flynn had a secret career as a famous astrophysicist at one point. Thinking about how we don’t know exactly what Bill was doing in the 90s, and how he seems to want to skim over that part of his life, after Ford broke up with him for good but before the twins showed up in Gravity Falls.
Thinking about how Bill frequently hung out with famous musicians. Thinking about Linda, a brilliant young woman fresh off a bizarre pop star career, wanting to make a name for herself that ISN’T Lindana, might have found a new direction with an old friend (before he showed her his true colors.)
Thinking about Bill, fresh off a devastating breakup, trying again one more time to get SOMEONE on Earth to make him a portal. Trying to make the plan WORK. Trying to get a home for his friends in the face of a home dimension that was being destroyed (again). Having someone who’s COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the man he was obsessed with, but who was no less brilliant and no less capable. (But, unfortunately for him, MUCH less gullible.)
Thinking about how Linda doesn’t want people to know about her former career as a famous astrophysicist. How she keeps this secret, even better than she did her past as Lindana. How she keeps the lid on this even TIGHTER. How she’s almost bitter about it. As if something HAPPENED.
I’m not saying Bill Cipher WAS Linda’s partner of at least five years, even going so far as to start a family with her before she saw his true colors and filed some sort of Uber-effective inter-dimensional restraining order against him, one-upping him so hard that he doesn’t even wanna think about it, but. Holy shit. Imagine
#book of bill#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#linda flynn fletcher#bill cipher#Linda Cipher AU#artists on tumblr#fanart#I know it’s a joke I KNOW IT’S A JOKE#BUT WHO AM I IF NOT THE CRACK TAKEN SERIOUSLY PERSON#ALSO THE TIMELINES MATCH UP AND THAT DRIVES ME INSANE#Also you can’t tell me Bill Cipher being Candace’s dad wouldn’t explain some things about her#also like#I wanna explore this from a perspective that gives Linda MORE agency you know?#because that’s WAY more fascinating to me than ‘’haha Bill fucked Phineas’s mom’’#Linda gets to stand with Ford and Charlene in the ‘’divorced an evil triangle man’’ corner trading stories and sipping punch#anyway uhhh I have a lot more art of this so get ready#looney mooney rants#mooneyart#looney mooney art#long post
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Tumblr’s Twitter account wasn’t banned with the others because only accounts that promote social medias get banned, and what Staff is doing over there is the equivalent of showing someone a used car and telling them that the frame is rusted through, and that it only comes with three tires.
#shitpost#shit post#joke#staff#tumblr#twitter#elon musk twitter#elon musk#fuck elon musk#twitter takeover#twitter meltdown#musk#fuck elongated muskrat
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#meme#memes#funny memes#lgbtqia#lgbt pride#lgbtq community#lesbian#nonbinary#queer#lgbtq#sapphic#nonbinary lesbian#gay girls#memedaddy#funny#tumblr memes#humor#dank memes#jokes#haha#jk rowling#anti jk rowling#i stand with jk rowling#i hate jk rowling#fuck jk rowling#terfism#terfbreaking#terfblr#terfsruntumblr#terfsafe
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just this
#funny#humor#lol#memes#jokes#tumblr humor#funny memes#haha#funny post#funny shit#lol memes#dank memes#best memes#joke#tumblr memes#hilarious#hahaha#idk what else to tag#womp womp#idk how to tag this#oh well#i dont know#idk man#idk#idk what im doing#wtf is going on#what the fuck#wtf is this#what even#wtf
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YALL
I JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT THE NEWS ON TV
#IS THAT KERMIT THE FROG WATCHING MIKE WAZOWSKI GETTING BEHEADED BY SHREK OR AM I LOSIG IT#WHAT THE FUJG#FUCK#I heard something about school art winners and just happened to look up#Fucking cackling#its beautiful#true art chat#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#i love this#relatable memes#funny memes#tumblr memes#best memes#dank memes#humor#joke#haha#funny post#Art#art memes#meme template#meme art#artwork#not my art
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