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alright who started the trend for fans to call dick just "grayson" and why are they cowards
#whenever I run into this in the wild I'm like “okay are we trying to channel damian?? is this affectionate larping??”#“are we whatever incomprehensible demographic dc was trying to market to with the whole attempted 'ric' fiasco??”#“are we repressed individuals uncomfortable talking about how much we love dick on the internet. is that what we're doing here.”#or is there idk some other context that I'm not aware of#like I'm not surprised to see this from dc themselves or the media#bc they don't want to just call him 'dick' in promos and blurbs and articles and interviews and such.#but still#why would fans take it up the habit :/#COWARDS I SAY COWARDS#you don't get people calling jason “todd”#or damian “wayne” or “al ghul” for obvious reasons#I do see the occasional “drake” referring to tim 🤔#but he did make it his code name for those extremely embarrassing 30 seconds soooooo idk#dick grayson#dcu#pls don't take this post seriously lol#post tag
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Hello everyone, I posted a new fic! (tw death from old age)
It's a bit angstier than usual but I really enjoyed writing it.
The early reviews are in and it seems people liked it 😌
if you also think being sad can be fun, I hope you'll read it and enjoy!
#sxf#sxf fanfic#spy x family#twiyor#trying to do some sort of self promotion here#I dont know how to promote my stuff though LOL I have added my fics to my pinned#but its still like... how do I tell people to read my fics...#yes I have a marketings degree. no I dont know how to market my own stuff. we exist.#also I know some of the people who posted comments also follow me on here I cropped the usernames lol#just in case you didn't want to be Known. but know that I have internet kissed you on the mouth for commenting#listen. people enjoy what I write. if you also enjoy reading things then boy do I have good news for you#my posts#my fics#also how do people even promote fics on Tumblr idk how it works LMAO
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I'm like... hesitant to post any of my art or writing on here because to my knowledge, nobody on here follows me for that, and I think this is the only place on the internet where people aren't constantly expecting me to post about my books and I actually kind of like that?
#I'm always trying to curate spaces where I mostly talk about Other Things#But the second I make an post about my books that's all people care about#and I just hate feeling like I'm not allowed to be on the internet if I'm not Marketing#It's so uncomfortable#author#misc
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adobe using 👉👈🥺 while promoting that fuck ass ai feature is insane.............. WHO is this for...
#like i will always always hate this hip with the kids genz modern internet type of marketing.... same with duolingo or opera gx or whatever#but with ps its extra horrible bc its this expensive ass industry level software like its not used by 14 years olds#the ai shit is stupid in every way possible but they arent even trying to make it seem professional its just#hiiiiiii uwu do you want image right now?🥺 do you want to be artist right now with no practice whatsoever👉👈
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finally decided to uninstall Reddit to avoid seeing more HSR leaks, I don't wanna ruin myself the experience of Amphoreus and this game's future events :/
#abbey plays honkai star rail#knowing future banners is one thing#but major story spoilers? that's going too far#I'm done#I don't wanna know how Amphoreus looks like#nor what happens to X character#and I should have done this ages ago#still I'm sure the internet will ruin my experience somehow#'cause Sunday's fate was EVERYWHERE months before the reveal#people were making fanarts and talking about it like it was common knowledge#and now it's happening again with another character#like can people shut the fuck up#it's so upsetting to be waiting for something for a long time#only for others to ruin the surprise for you#so... yeah I'm gonna try to avoid anything related to HSR leaks as much as possible#same with Zenless and Wuwa R1999... everything#now even banners will be a surprise for me and that's fine#I don't need to know anymore#I'll just wait for official livestreams and drip marketings like normal people do#and that's it
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Honestly I kinda wonder if the reason hate groups are allowed to post freely and break the TOS on the reg is because Tumblr staff (specifically the CEO) hopes they'll chase the rest of us off so they can stop pandering to queer people
#musings#like we all know the whole queerest place on the internet thing is just marketing#they clearly don't WANT to be because their actual decisions indicate otherwise#but they need all of the web traffic they can get so they try to keep up the appearance of being progressive#or maybe they do want to be the queerest place on the internet but like#specifically the cis-centric gay bar version of that#queer in a sanitized and palatable way that's easy to ignore#idk i just know they don't want trans women here
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my dream voice for movie shadow would be if they got david humphrey back but i know they wouldnt do that so at this point im just hoping that whoever they pick is an actual voice actor or at the very least fits the role and cares about getting the character right even if they don't have the most voice acting experience . please
#and im fine with voices that deviate a bit from what im used to#like i really like prime shadows voice even though its not exactly what i wanted out of a shadow voice#but there are so many bad choices they could make for shadow here .#so many awful and not fitting ideas of what shadow sounds like#that the average internet person who knows nothing about sonic accepts as accurate#theyve made it clear that theyre willing to bring game voice actors into the movies since they had tails's current game va voice him#but also the marketing for sonic 2 focused on knuckles a lot more than tails and i think theyre gonna do the same with shadow#so theyd probably want a more recognizable name voicing him. which makes me think theyre not gonna get a game va for him#a lot of fans of the games would recognize and be excited about those people but a large portion of people who watch the movies#are not fans of the games. or at least arent fans of the game Yet . or are very casual fans who wouldnt know stuff like this#which im sure the people making the movies probably know and are keeping in mind#AND ROUGE . we dont even know if shes gonna be in it but if she is. please dont give her a terrible voice#please dont make her sound like a middle aged woman or like shes trying too hard to be flirty
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hey, listen, i have an incredible idea. you can use it if you want of course, im not gonna beg for credit or anything
but listen. how about instead of making me make an account, do email confirmation for said account, try to sign me up for a newsletter, and then make me download a whole separate client so i can access the VST you advertised as free
you just have the fucking download link on your website and cut out all this useless middleman bullshit
awesome idea, right?
#can we let the age of needing an account to download things come to an end#i have like 30 different accounts on websites i used to download things ONCE#and they still clog up my inbox with useless news shit that i dont care about#i know someone's gonna say “well just use a burner email”#here's the thing though. i shouldn't have to#i shouldnt have to use a burner email to get the thing i want for FREE#i shouldnt need to have an account to do the simplest things on the internet#this is the world's shittiest marketing strategy too. like this is genuinely worse than trying to spring a paywall for something onto me#i dont WANT your lame ass advertisements#i dont WANT your newsletter#you are legitimately scaring customers away by doing this#let me fucking use a free thing and stop bothering me about it. okay? we good?
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Did some apartment unfucking
Done in a very stressed hour and a half
But it is done.
#speculation nation#the bedroom is a front i just shoved a bunch of shit in a box and into corners so that it wasnt visible from the door#Actual bedroom unfuckening will be done later. i do want to get it genuine clean. just not now.#it really is kind of crazy having less shit Everywhere. it's good though. it's very good.#i have a killer kind of headache tho 😭#contemplating buying delivery as a reward for getting this done...#i wanted to do laundry today but that was just too much fuckin stress#oh yeah. the showing did happen but it was brief & i overheard the guide say that this unit isnt available anymore#and they sent me the lease in the email!!!#i read thru it and it's overall the same as before. aside from internet being included too. and also rent going up lol#god. rent next year will be an entire 50% more than when i first moved in. these market price increases are Insane.#but yeah i still have to actually sign it. i need to chill some first tho. and try to get rid of this fucking headache.#too much stress. too much focus. my brain does not like it lol
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#[sharp inhale]#I will not argue with people on the internet about how the tv industry works I will not argue with people on the internet about how the tv#like. here's the fucking problem. every time you try to talk about business models of tv and why certain things are different than others#it's just impossible cuz no one wants to operate under the assumption that tv is in fact a business from start to finish#and there are better and worse versions of that#and right now we have the WORST version of that#down to 'a strike has been considered every single damn time contract terms are up for review'#like tv has always been a business and that has give and take but you have to start at that basic understanding#the fact that showrunners are now begging people to watch immediately is a symptom that regular people are feeling#but it is WAY larger than that. and creators of all types and actors and below the line folks need to fucking eat.#which means you HAVE to acknowledge that this is a business and then regulate it as such#but you get can't do that cuz internet leftists will be like 'um all government intervention in art is morally horrible—'#yeah go fuck yourself. you sound like an right wing asshat building a backyard militia.#'but megs!' you say. 'no one yet suggested that today!'#yeah cuz I'm not starting the fucking discussion BECAUSE every time anyone has the leftists crawl out of the woodwork#to rebrand what are basically altright talking points to fit their narratives.#sorry but if you try to go 'this should just be way less regulated and everyone should do what they want'#you are giving the state and the market free reign to steamroll over whomever it likes. and I can tell you who they'll go after first.#anyway. idk who you are or what that is. ama closed.
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So true.
#internet#this is so true#so real#ads suck#the good old days#if only#modern age#always trying to sell you something#marketing
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A piece about survivors guilt.
This comic isn't perfect. I started it back in October 2023, and every time I picked up my pen, I wept.
I bring this to you today, on 9/11, in hopes that you reflect on this day a little differently than how most Americans would. Let it move you to continue to boycott, protest and challenge your family, friends and colleagues. You have a bigger impact than you would believe.
Thank you for reading this with an open heart.
From the river to the sea...
I'd like to bring to attention the fact that the figures depicted above are a gross undercount of the actual number of deaths. I scoured the internet high and low to source my findings and not a single one could break down the devastation that befell an individual ethnicity. Instead, they lumped a bunch of ethnicities together, provided a general timeline, and called it a day, reinforcing the sheer scale of dehumanization propagated in the west. The only consistency between all the articles I looked up was the 4.5 to 4.7 million figure I've included above, and even then, they were all published by western media news outlets... the very same that have been so unreliable and complicit in the genocide of Palestinians today. So I have to take everything they say with a grain of salt.
We are not just numbers.
All of us have ambitions and desires and lives worth living.
With that said, this is your friendly reminder to:
Donate an e-sim
Donate to PCRF to provide Palestinian children aid
Donate to Pious Projects to provide woman with feminine hygiene kits
Donate to CareForGaza to provide food to displaced families in Gaza either through their Gofundme or their paypal
Donate to any of the vetted gofundme campaigns on GazaFunds to help Palestinians trying to flee Gaza.
And if you or someone you know sees or experiences a hate crime and can afford it, SUE. This is a more effective use of your money than most realise. The reason zionists act with impunity is because of the normalization of white supremacy and oppression of ethnic minorities. Challenging that in any capacity tells them that there are consequences to their actions and makes them think twice before engaging in hate crimes and helps raise all of us up against the systems currently in place that let them get away with it.
If you can't donate or spend any money, you can:
Do your daily clicks.
Boycott targeted companies on the BDS list (if you're like me and you don't want a single dollar to go towards anything supporting Israel right now, you can use Bdnaash to double check what products are okay to buy, but the BDS list is sufficient as it is a strategic attack and proven very effective thus far)
Flood your representatives emails and voicemails with how you won't be voting for them unless their politics align with an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.
Attend a protest, be LOUD.
Challenge your circle of friends, family and colleagues with conversations about Palestine. (THIS IS THE MOST UNDERRATED AND MOST EFFECTIVE THING YOU CAN DO)
and if you're really up to, be disruptive in any capacity that you can think of towards major corporations benefiting from this onslaught. (i.e. halting military manufacturers from production + shipments, sticking boycott stickers on products at your market etc)
And finally, if your country wasn't mentioned in the above excerpt, it was no deliberate omission on my part and I encourage you to come forward and tell your story about the suffering of your people so that this may be a learning opportunity for everyone.
You are seen.
You are not alone.
Thank you again if you've read this far.
From the river to the sea...
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14 year old artists listen to me right now (gripping you by the shoulders) STOP caring about your "internet presence" right naow. Draw slower and stop trying to boil your art down to an acceptable marketable brand
#stop trying to finish every piece in one session so you can post more often... you're hurting yourself in the long run#i know from personal experience !!! please#you also don't have to post everything you draw... don't be afraid to do studies in case they look bad#you're not obligated to post them. studies probably will look shit at first but it's fine
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#personal#i got an INSANE good review from work this year so imma demand a rlly large raise...and basically threaten to dip w/ programming skills if#i dont get it......and then try to nego to get pushed onto 3d fabric simulation team once its rolled out :)#like i gotta do some market research on....what ppl doing commission for indd and illustrator scripts get freelance#but i thiiiiink i may be able to try for 10k raise#i need to ask michael how he does it cause hes been able to snipe a 25k bonus in the past lol#like thats literally what hes best at ......negotiating like a demon with work and also with our internet bill lol#once my job rolls out the 3d virtual samples for our digital image team imma be so fucking FERAL about it tho#like my preliminary research looks like to commission someone to do this shit is like 3-8k depending on complexity#and theyre just like....getting this out of me cuz i learned it myself LMFAO
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wait omg fun fact (or: fun anecdote my father told me and I didnt fact check)
Apparently where I live, no one is buying used Teslas. Like not even those resellers and websites that take literally the most wrecked up shit. And this isn't even about Cybertrucks, because they arent sold in the EU.
No one wants those things.
#okay so i did do the tiniest fact check because i dont like spreading misinformation and it seems correct#although its not entirely on tesla. reselling electronic vehicles in general seems difficult because new ones are cheaper now#but tesla takes it up to 11 because theyre badly supported. maintenance is difficult (and most owners dont care for it)#replacement parts are expensive and hard to find. and you have to get them a lot lmao. like every 20.000 km. cars warranty expires after 80#apparently the main problem is something called a Querlenker which the Internet is trying to tell me is “wishbone” in english#also supply and demand and shit. people who buy teslas generally buy new cars and upgrade frequently. so the markets flooded#and also no one wants to be associate with elon musk anymore for some truly bizarre reason#free market bros when the free market doesnt buy their car#shitpost#ramble#fuck elon musk
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Since we're getting into "did you know that Santa's eight tiny reindeer are a reference to the eight legs of Odin's steed?" season once again, remember: while there are some elements of Christmas (or Hallowe'en, or Easter, or...) observations that are probably pre-Christian in origin, before one believes any of that this-is-really-100%-just-a-Pagan-holiday-with-the-serial-numbers-filed-off stuff, one must consider all of the following possibilities:
Our earliest known records of the cited pre-Christian practices were written down by some random Christian monk centuries after the fact, and we genuinely have no idea how accurate this account is, to what extent the apparent similarities with Christian practice are due to the author deliberately or unwittingly putting a Christian spin on it, or indeed, whether they were just making shit up.
The similarities between the two sets of practices have been exaggerated or misrepresented by Christian writers who were bent for prefiguration theology (i.e., the idea that the Bible echoes backwards in time and pre-Christian religious practices were unwittingly imitating future Christian practices).
The similarities between the two sets of practices have been exaggerated or misrepresented by Protestant writers who believe that all Pagan deities are Satan in disguise, so they think that if they can prove that Catholic practices are secretly Pagan in origin, that proves that Catholics are secretly Satanists.
The similarities between the two sets of practices have been exaggerated or misrepresented by overzealous mythographers trying to prove that all mythology and religion throughout all of human history is secretly a single unified monomyth; if it's pre-Victorian, expect shades of prefiguration theology, while if it's post-Victorian, expect a lot of stuff about the Collective Unconscious.
A bunch of 19th Century proto-Fascists were trying to construct a pre-Jewish cultural identity (and considered Christianity to be tainted by association), but didn't want to give up any of the fun rituals, so they made some shit up about how it was still okay to do Christmas because something something Odin, or whatever.
A bunch of early 20th Century Pagan reconstructionists filled in the gaps in their understanding of pre-Christian ritual with culturally Christian assumptions, then turned around and pointed at their own accidentally Christianised reconstructions as evidence that Christian practices are derived from them.
A bunch of late 20th Century self-help manual authors tried to break into the occult bookstore market by uncritically repeating any or all of the above.
Someone on the Internet just made it up.
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