#truly a travesty

[kettle-bird]

I see that @tmntaucompetition is a basketball game! I regret to inform my audience that, for a variety of reasons, the Punks Can't Dunk.

[justalittletomato]

Covid free streak ended…

[carmineflauros]

Nothing has been more devastating to me as an asexual who hates kids than the realisation that I will never be a milf

[charybdic]

I think I might have some sort of modelling disease I keep opening zbrush and/or blender and being like “yeah I should model” instead of photoshop and csp and drawing

[ladyryukyo]

Your 5 favorite beyblade mfb stories

a few months ago deity made me list my favorite mfb fics which i will link for you here

but i am always at all times ready to shout my love for fanfic writers into the stratosphere and since i've been reading more frequently in the fandom since then i actually do have a few new recs (most of which were for mayblade though)

here we gooo

1. @curedeity's entire mayblade collection Ladies First

yes every chapter but if you want my favorite so far it's probably chapter 5 bc i love hikaru and i love ryuga and the way deity portrayed their conflicting feelings and just the AU as a whole is super intriguing... i always enjoy a good haunting tbh

2. Metal Record by @masterofdemise

ESPECIALLY the fifth chapter god yes, the monologue/letter portrays dynamis' feelings SO WELL it's so sad and he's so regretful and it's so tragic, i just live for the tragedy mannn

3. Mayblade '23 by @lady-lazagna

the first chapter is my favorite so far, catch me crying in the club over kenta & ryuga friendship, they mean so much to meee,, i adore the characterization of ryuga, very good, very nice, and the ending DSLAGSAFGL incredible really

4. vienna waits for you by @sundayvalentines

ryo is such a good dad and hikaru is such a good hard-working daughter, i love this duo so much, this kind of snapshot fic is perfect for them and captures their relationship in such a fitting and heartwarming way, yes to everything happening in here

5. The Lancer by Irisviel101

number five was the hardest to decide on but i went with the lancer because i am just so astounded that someone could actually made me like masamune in any way, shape or form lol. even though the fic is so short, it showed that he had some depth in a very subtle way that makes it kind of obvious in hindsight when thinking about the show. i really really liked that.

some honorary mentions as always: @starfishes-and-watercolors' A Brother's Duties are Somehow Harder Than Those of a Mercenary, @sundayvalentines' you take my hand and drag me headfirst, fearless

[ughgoaway]

I had every intention of getting up and writing something but now both of my pets are on me, so I guess I'm stuck here until they move or I die <3

[vilaneide]

[poppypopsicle]

HO HO HO Candy Cane Grams! Em? FOUR FOR YOU EM! You go Em!

ty nonnie this is so sweet !! hope you had a good holiday 😊🫶

[triviareads]

Niche NetGalley annoyance of the day: There are 25 reviews on a book I also reviewed, and ONLY ONE OF THEM references the droit de seigneur kink the romantic leads have.

That review... is mine :/

[faithless-companion]

I’m sad and tired and I can’t even use my favorite reaction pic bc it will also make me sad

[pugbread]

My lips are so soft and kissable and yet they remain untouched

[tfisathoughtfulnickelbakeryfire]

Remembering when I told my friends I was reading My Immortal and described the vibe of it as: "If Wattpad, an IPad kid, and broken glass had a baby."

[lilsmolfoxdraws]

When you think up a banger Tumblr post but you're half asleep and dont remember it when you wake up :(

[phantom-whale-pelvis]

'E nay seer

Might I suggest a hybrid joke:

EA-Nasir walks into a tavern asks "where's my dog?"

[saturnniidae]

I love young Hiccup he's so funny like he went looking for trolls and shit and spent a lot of time scurrying around the forest like some kind of woodland creature bc none of the kids in Berk wanted to play with or befriend his audhd ass (average autistic childhood) and he's literally such a blunt little sarcastic freak (affectionate)