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[normaltothemax]

Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse. 🌿 [-drops bucky on clint-]

His hands are still healing—something he finds infinitely annoying, frustrating, and devastating, all at once—so Clint can’t really grab Bucky to tug him closer without either hurting himself or just completely fumbling the bag. So, he settles for draping his arms over the other man’s shoulders instead. Leans in to press a slow, lingering kiss to his lips. When he eventually pulls back, it’s only far enough to murmur, “Mistletoe,” before he’s kissing him again.

That’s all the explanation he plans on giving Bucky, and he doesn’t think he even needs that much.

@dramatisperscnae (x)

[thecrimsonhelmet]

Critical Role Sentence Starters in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

“If that’s the case, then you need to get some better friends.” Seriously, Hawkeye was right to be wary of him. Jason wasn’t exactly the most stable person around, and he had more issues than Vogue. “Seriously, are we just ignoring the murdering and crime-lording, now? And the fact that you don’t actually know who I even am? I could be the Zodiac Killer, for all you know.” Because, unlike her, he actually had a secret identity. Kept his face hidden beneath a helmet, whenever he joined in on one of the Young Avengers’ team-ups.

Not that the Red Hood was actually a Young Avenger. He’d never accepted that offer, turned it down every time it was made, because while he might be crazy, he wasn’t deluded. He knew he wasn’t the right fit for a team like that. Bad enough the were seen working with a criminal, once in a while. That could at least be chalked up to the Red Hood not wanting the world to end because he lived there. Adding someone like him on as an active team member would tank people’s trust in the Young Avengers. Jason might not be a good guy, but he could see how much good they did. They’d have a much harder time doing that if people didn’t believe in them. “Come on, Kate, you can’t be that bad a judge of character.”

@nomatterthecost (x)

[normaltothemax]

#supportive goons#Jason read somewhere that showing vulnerability helps being a good leader#they have pool parties#the goons love jason#best mafia boss ever#he knows all their names and helps their kids study for school#they're all very concerned to find out he's 19#jason todd#under the hood#under the red hood#red hood's goons#oh to be a zombie drug lord in this economy#they're a little confused but they got the spirit

why would you hide this gold in the tags???

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[rielzero]

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

[infohazardouz]

they liked this on twitter im thinking you would too

[seobot]

[thecrimsonhelmet]

@dramatisperscnae

Things Dick and Jason have done to each others apartments over the years

Jason likes to hack into Dicks security system once every few months to “keep him on his toes”

Dick rescued a hamster and kept it in Jason’s apartment because it was closer and felt like the hamster would be better fed (Jason hated it at first but now will kill anyone that touches him)

Jason dyed all of dicks sheets red after he got blood on a pair and it wouldn’t wash off so his brother wouldn’t find out

Dick threatens to disclose the location of Jason’s apartment to the rest of their siblings at least once a month and in retaliation Jason steals his throw pillows

Jason sometimes leaves leftovers or ingredients for meals in dicks fridge when his fridge runs out of space

Dick likes to buy Jason gifts or souvenirs and then hides them in the apartment randomly and waits for a text whenever Jason discovers what he’s done

Jason has an emergency weapons stash hidden in dicks apartment that dick pretends to not know about

They both can and will stress clean the others place if they’re badly injured to help them out

[littleguysdaily]

[paragonrobits]

some important calvin and hobbes facts in case you haven't read the original comic strip in a long time or only absorbed stuff on it from memes and out of context bits on here:

Calvin's last name has never been given, and neither has any of his parent's names. This was actually why his uncle Max only showed up for a brief storyline; the creator of the comic, Bill Watterson, ultimately felt that while it was fine to have him as someone for his parents to talk to, it felt far too awkward to never have Max refer to them by name and he never made a return appearance.

The general tone of the comic is fairly light-hearted, with a big emphasis on goofy slapstick comedy contrasted by clever wordplay and often surprising adult-centered jokes that'll hit you like a slap. A big part of the comedy is, as Watterson put it (paraphrased) "It's really funny to me when people express deeply stupid ideas with really fancy terminology." One notable example you might have seen is that one bit where Calvin asks his mom for money to buy a Satan-worshiping rock album and his mom replies that there's nothing genuine about them and they're just putting on the attitude for shock value, and comisserates with Calvin as he deplores that mainstream nihilism can't be trusted. He concludes that childhood is disillusioning.

There is a LOT of criticism of the extreme materialism and selfish mentality of the late 80s, when the comic was initially written. This may go a long way to explain how its aged so well; much of what it criticizes resonates well with people today.

Bill Watterson views comic strips a legitimate form of artwork, and repeatedly fought to have more space to draw more beautiful and artistic backgrounds, which was a very hard fight and unpopular even with other comic strip artists. He eventually did win some compromises and a lot of Calvin And Hobbes' artwork shows it, with the use of space to indicate time as well as a sharp contrast between the often plain environments of mundane life contrasted by the wildly beautiful imagery of Calvin's imagination (which often sports realistic depictions in an art shift of sorts).

Hobbes is explicitly not an imaginary friend, by word of Watterson himself. We don't know WHAT he is exactly, and Hobbes is apparently unaware of the strange nature of his reality; people look at him and only see an ordinary stuffed tiger plushie, but he has a tangible effect on the world that would be physically impossible for Calvin to do on his own. He's apparently been around for a while, and was apparently around when Calvin was a young baby.

On that note; Hobbes has implicitly killed (notably treated as both a gag and also with the vibe of 'he's a tiger, duh') and while he doesn't do it again on-screen, he doesn't have any moral issues about it. Calvin claims that he's never had trouble bringing Hobbes to school because the last time he did, Hobbes killed and ate a bully named Tommy Chestnut and simply comments that it was gross and he needed a bath. Calvin's tried to repeat this again, but Hobbes was grossed out at the thought having to eat a kid raw and not being allowed to use an oven first, or complaining that children are too fattening.

Hobbes became gradually less human-like in body language and more like an actual cat in both body language and behavior; this was due to Watterson drawing more inspiration from his cat, who also inspired a lot of Hobbes' running gags, such as pouncing on Calvin when he got home. Several years into the syndication of the strip, Watterson's cat passed away, and he did a tribute to her with a comic strip of the two of them agreeing to try to dream together so they can keep playing when they have to sleep; Watterson's commentary (if I recall right), remarks on his cat: "We can see each other again in dreams."

[normaltothemax]

@parameddic

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is

[thecrimsonhelmet]

I stayed hoping to speak to you a little bit more. ((nomatterthecost for the plot we’ve been talking about!))

Jason frowned at her, finding a few things concerning about that statement. First, and most importantly, being that she’d somehow managed to find him up on the roof of the manor (the night had been winding down and he’d snuck out for a smoke, sick of having to deal with all the rich snobs that came to these things and looked down at him like he was just some sort of charity case and not, you know, Bruce’s son).

The only reason he didn’t immediately tell her to fuck off—sue him, he was a little grouchy after being insulted any time he wasn’t by Bruce’s side—was the fact that she’d stood up for him, earlier. Had, quite impressively, reamed out a socialite who’d had the balls to tell Jason exactly what he thought of him to Jason’s face. He hadn’t needed her help, could’ve handled it himself (had been about to do just that, before she showed up, in fact), but he still appreciated it.

So, instead of telling her off, he took another drag of his cigarette, blowing the smoke away from her, before finally speaking. “Aren’t your parents gonna get worried when they can’t find you?” He tapped a bit of ash away, raising an eyebrow at her. “How’d you get up here, anyway?” It wasn’t exactly easy.

@nomatterthecost

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[gerrykeay]

did you know there's a day-by-day timeline of the plot in the dungeon meshi adventurer's bible and TODAY is when it all kicks off

happy falin gets eaten and the gang starts eatin' day :)

[normaltothemax]

@dramatisperscnae

enemies to partners to friends to lovers

[gotchibam]

Chandelure ko-fi doodle for solar!

[ana-bananya]

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