#trop incorrect quotes

[hikarielizabethbloom]

Incorrect quote? Who knows?

[rey-jake-therapist]

Sauron : I will make you a queen, fair as the sea and the sun, stronger than the foundations of the earth.

Galadriel : And you, my king... so I'll be the queen ruling on all Middle-Earth, right ?

Sauron : Yes. I will never rest until all Middle-earth has been brought to its knees to worship the light of its Queen.

Galadriel : Neat. You'll worship me too, right ?

Sauron : every day.... *Smirks* every night, for all eternity, my queen.

Galadriel : Awesome, darling. Here's my first decision as Queen of Middle-Earth : I want unicorns to exist. I always thought this land cruelly lacked unicorns. Create unicorns for me, would you ?

Sauron : errr... I'm afraid it's not possible. Only the Valar are allowed to create new species you see, they won't like that and they might cause a giant tsunami that will drown all Middle-Earth to punish us... Sorry, I can't.

Galadriel : Fine ! In this case I want everybody to love me and despair.

Sauron : .......

Galadriel : And I'll have other lovers, by the way. Plenty.

Sauron :

Sauron (sighs deeply) : what color for the unicorn ?

[crazyaboutto]

During a confrontation

Sauron cuts Galadriel’s hand

Sauron: Lady Galadriel will finally face her foe. It warms the heart.

Galadriel: You don’t have a heart.

Sauron: Yes, I do. It’s black and it beats for you.

He licks her wound whilst maintaining eye contact

(A little knife play as foreplay)

[fukutomichi]

Shrek (2001) + The Rings of Power (2024)

[greenleaf4stuff]

Celebrimbor: "ngl" implies that there are times when you're gl.

Annatar: gl!!! im gonna be fucking false with you bestie!

(based on this post by @fastdrawfarmboy)

[writerrose1998]

Galadriel: A strand of my hair? Here, good dwarf, I'll give you three of them.

Gimli: *hearteyes* Such generosity! Such grace and dignity!

Galadriel, mentally: Suck it, Fëanor.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Gil-galad: What, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

[reimymonfer]

"You bind me to the light and i bind you to power"

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

[hikarielizabethbloom]

[rey-jake-therapist]

Galadriel : "what are you doing ?"

Saurbrand: "hmmm, nothing, just watching the view..."

[elrondapologist]

Where was Khazad-dûm when Eregion fell?

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Celebrimbor: By the Valar, what is happening out there? Sauron: Aurora Borealis. Celebrimbor: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Middle-Earth? Localised entirely outside my forge? Sauron: Yes. Celebrimbor: May I see it? Sauron: ...No.

[deus-sema]

-Idea by @lisenberry

[greenleaf4stuff]

Celebrimbor: Sense has chased you your entire life, but you are faster.

Annatar: ...

(source: x)

[aquitainequeen]

Tom Bombadil: *yoinks the Stranger out of the innards of the tree that ate him*

The Stranger: aaaaa

Tom Bombadil: How goes it with you?

The Stranger: This is tied for the most terrifying day of my life.

Tom Bombadil: ...tied with what?

The Stranger: EVERY OTHER FREAKING DAY OF MY LIFE