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Gil-galad: I can’t even SPEAK the name of the person who organized that MONSTROSITY…
Elrond: I don’t give a fuck. Her name was Galadriel.
Gil-galad: FUCKING GALADRIEL!
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#gil galad#elrond#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: what we do in the shadows#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated#modified
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[Season 2, Episode 1] Elrond, to Gil-galad: High King, I always thought your non-stop negativity was a coping mechanism. But now… Elrond: I see you were right from the beginning.
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#elrond#gil galad#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: disenchantment#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Elrond: Galadriel, a demon has infiltrated the group. Galadriel: Not just any demon. Sauron is a diabolical, sadistic agent of evil. Might just be the single most dangerous creature in the universe. [cuts to Sauron in Eregion] Annatar: Who wants lemon bars??? It’s my nana’s recipe and they are just sinful!
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#trop spoilers#the rings of power spoilers#elrond#galadriel#sauron#annatar#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: the good place#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Galadriel: When I was your age- Human Halbrand, mockingly: And when I was your height. Galadriel: Galadriel: Listen here you little shit-
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#galadriel#human halbrand#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: unknown#source request#possibly dangerverse wiki since that sources it to february 2022? but unconfirmed as the originator#seems older#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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[during the awkward dinner party] Adar: I know what you are. Galadriel: Hopefully not lunch…
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#adar#galadriel#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: what we do in the shadows#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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[Season 2, Episode 8] Sauron, with a single tear rolling down his cheek: Glûg, am I the cruelest creature on the planet? Glûg: Oh, Lord Sauron… Those are just words people use to describe how they feel about you. Sauron:
#and then sauron promptly stabbed him#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#sauron#glug the orc#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: steven universe#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Annatar: No matter what, I’d still do you. Galadriel: That’s sweet. [to Celebrimbor] Jar. Celebrimbor: [passes the “Douchebag Jar” for Annatar to put a dollar in]
#trop#trop crack#trop spoilers#the rings of power#the rings of power spoilers#annatar#sauron#galadriel#celebrimbor#saurgal#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: new girl#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Annatar: Recently I’ve been seeing someone. Annatar, about Mirdania: They don’t see me, though, because I sneak behind them.
#trop#trop crack#trop spoilers#the rings of power#the rings of power spoilers#annatar#sauron#mirdania#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: what we do in the shadows#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Nori: You love me, right? Poppy: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#nori brandyfoot#poppy proudfellow#harfoot wives#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: unknown#possibly tumblr via @incorrectpercico dating to 03Jan2021#lmk if you find an earlier date!#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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[Season 2, Episode 1] Celebrimbor, to Halbrand: Not to be inhospitable, but why the hell are you here?
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#celebrimbor#halbrand#sauron#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: carmilla#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Sauron: I’m available. Galadriel: Hear that? It’s the sound of girls all over the world running and rushing, just desperate to… lock their doors.
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#sauron#galadriel#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: total drama world tour#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Elrond: [carrying his cat out of the room] The cat: [purrs] Elrond: You are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you.
#same canon as the sauron catshifter superhero AU? maybe#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#elrond#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: tumblr#source: hotvampireadjacent#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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[Season 2] Durin: I really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#durin iv#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: tumblr#source: viva-1a-resistance#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Theo: You seem to know a lot about Estrid’s relationship status. Isildur: Yes, because we're friends and friends share things. Theo: Like bodily fluids?
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#theo#estrid#isildur#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: sex education#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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Isildur: Hold your horses, Theo. Hold them tight. Theo: Isildur: Cherish them. Theo: What? Isildur: I don’t know, I haven’t eaten today.
#trop#trop crack#trop spoilers#the rings of power#the rings of power spoilers#isildur#theo#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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[Season 2, Episode 5] Kemen, after being held at swords point: Oh! My life flashed before my eyes! Kemen: I have not eaten one vegetable.
#trop#trop crack#the rings of power#kemen#incorrect quotes#incorrectringsofpower#source: total drama island reboot#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
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