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Gil-galad: I can’t even SPEAK the name of the person who organized that MONSTROSITY…

Elrond: I don’t give a fuck. Her name was Galadriel.

Gil-galad: FUCKING GALADRIEL!

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Elrond: Galadriel, a demon has infiltrated the group. Galadriel: Not just any demon. Sauron is a diabolical, sadistic agent of evil. Might just be the single most dangerous creature in the universe. [cuts to Sauron in Eregion] Annatar: Who wants lemon bars??? It’s my nana’s recipe and they are just sinful!

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Galadriel: When I was your age- Human Halbrand, mockingly: And when I was your height. Galadriel: Galadriel: Listen here you little shit-

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[Season 2, Episode 8] Sauron, with a single tear rolling down his cheek: Glûg, am I the cruelest creature on the planet? Glûg: Oh, Lord Sauron… Those are just words people use to describe how they feel about you. Sauron:

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Nori: You love me, right? Poppy: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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[Season 2, Episode 1] Celebrimbor, to Halbrand: Not to be inhospitable, but why the hell are you here?

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[Season 2, Episode 1] Elrond, to Gil-galad: High King, I always thought your non-stop negativity was a coping mechanism. But now… Elrond: I see you were right from the beginning.

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Sauron: I’m available. Galadriel: Hear that? It’s the sound of girls all over the world running and rushing, just desperate to… lock their doors.

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Elrond: [carrying his cat out of the room] The cat: [purrs] Elrond: You are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you.

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[Season 2] Durin: I really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.

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Theo: You seem to know a lot about Estrid’s relationship status. Isildur: Yes, because we're friends and friends share things. Theo: Like bodily fluids?

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Isildur: Hold your horses, Theo. Hold them tight. Theo: Isildur: Cherish them. Theo: What? Isildur: I don’t know, I haven’t eaten today.

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[Season 2, Episode 5] Kemen, after being held at swords point: Oh! My life flashed before my eyes! Kemen: I have not eaten one vegetable.

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[being thrown in jail] Elendil: You can’t do this to me! I want my lawyer! Míriel, his lawyer: I’m in here too, man. Don’t say anything.

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Theo: Kemen just told people I live in my mother’s basement! [to Kemen] Actually, I live in my own basement, dumbass!

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Elendil: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. And the smartest. What are the odds! Míriel: Thank you, Elendil. Pharazôn: More like Elen-suck-up. Míriel: You know, you could learn something from Elendil here. It’s nice to get a compliment once in a while. Pharazôn: Pharazôn: Well, I’m waiting. Butter me up, Queen Regent.