#inspo: incorrectquotesideas-deactivated

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Gil-galad: During the party, you have to participate. Elrond, annoyed: Why?! Gil-galad: Because you’re a polite half-human person. Elrond: Gil-galad: And if I don’t get to hide in my room, no one does.

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[Season 2, Episode 1] Galadriel: Elrond, you mustn’t blame yourself! Elrond: I’m not. I’m blaming you.

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[Season 2] Galadriel: I appreciate you, I really do. Elrond, bitterly: Well, you have a funny way of showing it sometimes. Galadriel: Thank you.

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Círdan: You’re running away from your feelings. Elrond: So??? I hate my feelings!

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[Season 2, Episode 6]

Elendil, timing Míriel holding her breath: Holy crap! Four minutes!

Míriel: The trick is not caring if you live or die.

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[Season 1] Elendil: I raised three perfectly functional children. Eärien: [tearing up] You have three other children we don’t know about?!

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Isildur: [takes a deep breath] It's going to be okay, Estrid.

Estrid: Sure.

Isildur: You really think so???

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Celebrimbor: You know why they dumped you? Must’ve hurt pretty bad. Halbrand: No, I’m fine. I just wanted to set her trash cans on fire.

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Elendil: [speaking Quenya] Eärien: I know… Kemen: You speak Quenya? Eärien: No. I just know the phrase “this is all your fault”. Eärien: He says it a lot.

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Elendil: Míriel. Do you have any idea who’d want to shoot you?

Míriel: A lot of people want to shoot me. I take pride in that.

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Elrond: Galadriel, no! This is a really bad idea. Galadriel: Stick around. I’m full of bad ideas.

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Adar: Yeah, just to help you out a little, I’ve written down every plan you’ve ever come up with, which obviously never worked because you’re here and you’re back, so good luck. Sauron, reading them out loud: “Physically attack Galadriel. Seduce Galadriel. Make Galadriel think she's being eternally tortured in hell. Catch that magic panda, use her powers.” [confused] Oh, I’m guessing that was Waldreg. Adar: That guy has NO idea what’s going on.

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Celebrimbor: Would it kill you to be sensitive? Annatar: I don’t know. Never tried it.

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[Circa Season 1] Galadriel: You’re sel- Human Halbrand, interrupting her: [backs Galadriel against a wall] Yes. I’m selfish, egocentric, a coward, and a little mean. I don’t give a fuck. You got anything more interesting to say about me? Galadriel: You’re… [sighing in frustration] …kinda hot. Human Halbrand: Galadriel: Galadriel and Human Halbrand: [start making out violently]

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Durin: Celebrimbor, I need your help. Annatar, behind Celebrimbor: Help? That’s what we elves are born to do! Durin: Oh, so you ARE dressed like an elf. I just assumed it was the trucker pills.

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[Circa Season 1] Elrond, to Galadriel: This problem you're facing, it's about emotion, right? That's a human problem. So maybe we should consult our most problematic human. [cuts to Halbrand]