#human halbrand

[incorrectringsofpower]

Galadriel: When I was your age- Human Halbrand, mockingly: And when I was your height. Galadriel: Galadriel: Listen here you little shit-

[verecunda]

Since I've got Human Halbrand AUs bouncing around my head (who knows if they'll ever come to anything, though), I'm curious to know: what sort of Human Halbrand do other folks like? Halbrand who is indeed the lost King of the Southlands, or Halbrand who is just a Regular Middle-earth Dude?

I know back during series 1, my favourite theory when I was choosing not to see all those screaming scarlet flags was what I call the Road to El Dorado plot: a ne'er-do-well who is mistaken for something rather more noble than what he is, who initially goes along with the con for his own advantage, but then ends up truly growing into the role.

[phantomgirl89]

Finally, everything is revealed! Here's "Chants of Sand and Salt," my gift for Elladjarin in the Haladriel Exchange. A romantic tale of pirates and mermaids that I hope you enjoy! 🏴‍☠️🧜🏼‍♀️

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63960928

[queenmeriadoc]

I love the Human!Halbrand AU,

Just Celebrimbor with his human boyfriend!

And the twink that tries to come between them.

[saurongorthaur9]

From the ROP fandom, I see frequent comments about how people were in denial about Halbrand being Sauron. I'm curious why.

So...

[helenvader]

Time for a fic rec!

This one-shot by @ichabodjane written after episode 6 aired, and is hidden on page 35 in the Haladriel tag. It has human!Halbrand, and I think it's definitely worth reading. It's one of my favourites. ❤

[ichabodjane]

I was tagged by @somebirdortheother for 7 Lines from a WIP and I'm sharing a little preview of our WIP, hopefully dropping tomorrow for the finale of Haladriel Week!

“The reports also indicate they met someone just before their change in direction. That person now leads them. A tall man with red hair.” Celeborn was pleased to see that his reflexes were recovered enough to catch Galadriel’s chair as it tipped backwards from the force of her leaving it.  “They’re only preliminary reports,” Elrond said as she flung open a trunk. “I don’t think it’s enough for-” “You do,” she shot over her shoulder, “Or you wouldn’t have told me.”

I'm tagging @longsightmyth @wizardheart83 and anyone else who would like to share!

[fawningbruises]

His voice is a sigh, broken a thousand times over in his throat.

[verecunda]

Honestly, Human Halbrand has the potential for such high hilarity, whatever your shipping preference. Galadriel was almost certainly there in Menegroth during the whole Beren and Lúthien episode, and Celebrimbor was living in Nargothrond at the time, so they must at least have got a good look at Beren in all his grubby, scabby glory, so they were probably like "o-kay... love and light to Lúthien, but what the hell has she been smoking??"

Then, a thousand-odd years later, they meet Halbrand, the human equivalent of a wet, mangy feral cat, and they're like "oooooohhhh I get it now." 🥺

[ichabodjane]

@somebirdortheother and I agree.

Listen, one will corrupt, two will divide but three? For the good of the world, Celeborn MUST complete the throuple. Next season will be Sauron falling for him too.

[phantomgirl89]

As always, I leave you here the Spanish version of "Cantos de Arena y Sal ", my new fic from the Haladriel Exchange on Wattpad. Enjoy it! ❤️

[fatcatlittlebox]

And on that day, Galadriel launched Middle Earth’s best collab with just a lanyard and a dream. (X)

[helenvader]

This was very much necessary. :))))

Now we have a complete collection for his (so far) four personalities. :)

And some bonus stuff.

[ichabodjane]

Halbrand isn't Sauron in either of these but this and this might be close enough.

// Outing myself as a filthy Galdriel/Celeborn/Halbrand/Sauron shipper. It's the threesome I want and the threesome I need. Gimme the OT3. (jk i know it's obviously never gonna happen but let me dream for a minute)

[ichabodjane]

Tell me more about Galabornbrand for I very much desire to meet them (again). What are they up to on a fine Sunday afternoon?

Oooo, what are they doing?

Galadriel has to do something productive at least for a little while, I'm sure. Reading reports or training new scouts or jogging or whatever productive people do. And perhaps Halbrand would wander off into the forge after eating half his weight in brunch food.

But Celeborn insists on some chill time on the porch with whatever the elven equivalent of hard sweet tea is. And once he's got them there, well....things can naturally progress from there 😏.

Halbrand's probably tired after that so it's a lazy dinner and maybe hanging out with Elrond and Brimby for a bit, maybe some laying out looking at the stars, rolling into bed eventually.

I am, of course, happy to hear others' ideas! So many possibilities on a nice Sunday afternoon...

[everlusts]

i love dead dove saurondriel so much it consumes me all the time where are my fellow enjoyers like we gotta rally against those annoying purists that can’t seem to fathom enjoying dark aspects of a fictional pairing!!