No because I know that if anyone asks me what I've been up to lately, I'm gonna start ranting about Stardew Valley like-
I named my chickens: Shakira, Lady Gaga, Madonna and Beyonce.
My cows are Trixie (Mattel), Katya and Kandy (Muse)
And my goat's name is Cher.
I'm going insane.
What should I name other future animals?
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#colacoins450 icons part 3 ! [ pt 1 / pt 2 ]
Asahina Mafuyu, Project SEKAI, Ethemore - @despoir
Davepetasprite, Homestuck, Sunfreak - @nepetaisms
Daycare Attendant, FNAF:SB, Lungeishic - @heavenly-passing
Trixie Lulamoon, My Little Pony, Lunarwizardic - @neopronouns
Monika, Doki Doki Literature Club, Earthisses - @succullusion
Jadesprite, Homestuck, Teabandoe - @begendered-mogai
Marija, Muse Dash, Urbansette - @begendered-mogai
Ghast, Minecraft Mob Talker, Angellolittealy - @kirby-in-wonderland
Cave Spider, Minecraft Mob Talker, Demonlolittealy - @kirby-in-wonderland
Davesprite, Homestuck, Sunprotector - @revenant-coining
Master Wu, Ninjago, Fracteapotic - @the-coiner-prince
Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony, Duskebeing - @decayedgender
Dave Strider, Homestuck, Gendernarrafaux - @begendered-mogai
Hatsune Miku, Project SEKAI, Falsprophexe - @begendered-mogai
Eridan Ampora, Homestuck, Pansallion - @begendered-mogai
Gamzee Makara, Homestuck, Komoravian - @begendered-mogai
Draculaura, Monster High, Felidante - @begendered-mogai
Nene Kusanagi, Project SEKAI, Earththing - @botbinary
Lilymon, Digimon, Sundapplic - @princegender
Vriska Serket, Homestuck, Amalgic - @despoir
Feferi Peixes, Homestuck, Seamonkgender - @exploratory-otherkin
Marija, Muse Dash, Duskhealica - @voidcoining
Kyu Sugardust, Huniepop, Mystersacredlovic - @kirby-in-wonderland
Buro, Muse Dash, Twiteapartyic - @succullusion
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“Bomk.”
*A muse of yours has been bonked!*
-Shuriken
Screaming, Trixie took cover under a table.
"STARLIGHT, THE SKY IS FALLING!!!"
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always hilarious to me when writers have joker nearly die or whatever (superman nearly killing him for lois, joker nearly getting executed, and so forth) and batman saves him (because they don’t want The Big Villain to die). like congrats, idiot, you just made them gayer!!
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@araneorum - trixie / draven
send me a ship and I'll tell you...
who is more likely to hurt the other?: unfortunately, that would be trixie. in the beginning, she really struggled with her sexuality and was constantly trying to push draven away
who is emotionally stronger?: draven. trixie is very emotionally broken
who is physically stronger?: draven. trixie is used to having an army of household staff to do everything for her
who is more likely to break a bone?: draven. probably getting into a fight over just about anything
who knows best what to say to upset the other?: trixie. she's kind of good at being vindictive even if she hates that about herself. changing this is a work in progress
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?: draven. trixie can hold out as long as she has to get that apology. even if she knows she's wrong
who treats who’s wounds more often?: trixie. draven isn't afraid to get into it with anyone. especially if someone says something about their girl in front of them
who is in constant need of comfort?: trixie and draven is more than happy to give it to her
who gets more jealous?: i think it would be an even mix of both on this one
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?: trixie. but she always comes back
who will propose?: draven. if this one day happens it will definitely be them. trixie is really traditional in this way. she wants to be the one that is asked
who has the most difficult parents?: trixie's. since she doesn't know much about draven's parents and hers are actively in the picture
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?: draven. once she knows trixie can handle it
who comes up for the other all the time?: not sure what this question actually means...so i'm not sure how to answer it
who hogs the blankets?: draven. but trixie remedies this by trying to fall asleep on top of them so they can't steal it
who gets more sad?: it depends on what the circumstance is
who is better at cheering the other up?: draven always knows what to do to cheer trixie up. trixie tries but she's not really the best at it
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?: trixie. especially if the jokes are perverted
who is more streetwise?: draven. trixie has no experience because she's lived a very privileged life
who is more wise?: probably draven. they've had way more life experience
who’s the shyest?: surprisingly trixie can be very shy. especially when she is getting used to finally being out
who boasts about the other more?: i think draven definitely takes this award. they are very enamored with their girl and will talk about her to anyone that will listen
who sits on who’s lap?: trixie loves daddy's lap okay?
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@storyofwhoiam
“Why did I ever let her convince me to have a baby?!” Vicky yelled in a panic. It was getting closer and closer to the due date and it was all suddenly very real. Franky didn’t just have massive tits and mood swings. She had a tiny human inside of her that her and Franky would have to raise for several decades. She couldn’t do that. She would probably end up smothering the baby in it’s sleep or giving it shaken baby syndrome.
“Cause I turned out just great with how my parents raised me,” she muttered sarcastically. “I was the youngest of five, I’ve never even seen a baby. What the hell made me think I could raise one? Franky could do alright... maybe. Still don’t trust that she knows what she’s doing either. She’d just make a slightly less fucked up version of her. I’d kill the bloody thing.”
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Unfortunately for Trixie her rap career was cut short when a motherly mare got fed up with all her cursing and vulgar body language. Hopefully she'll find a better in the nursery.
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