#tris headcanon

[biggestqiblifan]

Ok, Rowan strutting about in a Santa outfit is my new favorite TOG head-canon of the year.

Also, the men being nervous is just perfect.

ToG Winter Headcanons

- Dorian hosts the best parties at his house. He goes all out in decorating everything for winter and making sure that there is plenty of mistletoe hanging up in almost every doorway. 

- Manon rolls her eyes every time Dorian sweeps her into a kiss when she walks into a room. But she readily joins in and finds that the mistletoe is now one of her favorite traditions.

- The mistletoe results in many couples sharing kisses throughout the day. And after a few drinks Rowan “stumbles” and kisses Lorcan on the cheek. Though Lorcan swears Rowan did it just to piss him off considering Whitethorn started roaring in laughter and Aelin claimed that she should be able to steal a kiss from Elide.

- Lorcan managed to get back at Rowan when it came time to eat dinner and he claimed that “buzzard” should be served that night. 

- The Cadre make it a competition to find the best tree for the occasion. Though Fenrys and Connal end up starting a snow fight which leads to Gavriel having to reign them under control.

- Lorcan is the one who finds the tree and ends up chopping it down himself. Elide is with him and clearly enjoys the sight of Lorcan’s muscles straining against his flannel shirt as he swings the axe into the tree.

- Evangeline puts the star on the tree atop Aedion’s shoulders. Lysandra is also helping decorate the tree. She even bought an ornament that reads “First Yulemas Together - Terrasen Court”.

- Yrene brings in all the baked goods with Chaol. They know how to feed an army and they know that fae males (and Aelin) are inclined to eat everything they can get their hands on.

- Chaol manages to keep the males at bay in the kitchen with his cane that is decorated to look like a candy cane.

- Nesryn is there taking photos and manages to to be sneaky enough to get a lot of shots without anyone noticing. She knows how important family is and she wants to make sure to capture every moment. 

- Sartaq manages to get a photo with Nesryn…one in which he surprises her with a kiss just as the camera took the photo. It’s Nesryn’s favorite photo of the night.

- When Fleetfoot, Aelin and Rowan arrive fashionably late they are dressed for the festivities. Fleetfoot has deer antlers on while Aelin is dressed as an elf.

- And in walks Rowan in a complete Santa outfit. 

- Aelin and Rowan each carry in a bag of presents and Rowan hands out the ones that are in his bag.

- Once everyone finishes opening those presents Aelin comes forward with her bag. “These presents are for the ladies,” Aelin says with a smile that makes then men look nervously at each other.

- Elide opens her present first as she sits on Lorcan’s lap. To their surprise it’s black lacy lingerie and Lorcan blushes redder than Rowan’s ridiculous outfit.

- “So Lorcan,” Elide glances up at him with a teasing glint in her eye. “Have you been naughty or nice this year?

- Lorcan flushes even redder and manages to whisper something in Elide’s ear that causes her to blush and kiss his cheek. (Aelin imagines that the lingerie will come in handy soon.)

- Aelin then starts up a session of caroling at the piano. Surprisingly the Cadre are amazing at singing and soon the house is filled with music.

- At the end of the evening Aelin sits on Rowan’s lap and snuggles against him.

- “What do you want for Yulemas?” Aelin whispers while stroking the fake beard.

- Rowan manages to tug off the beard, yet Aelin continues to run her fingers down his face. It’s then he realizes that Aelin is tracing his tattoos. And Rowan’s heart warms at the feel of her touch and the fact that Aelin looks up at him with pure love in her eyes.

- “I already have everything I could ever want right here with me,” Rowan says softly and leans down to kiss Aelin slowly—wanting the moment to last a lifetime.

[notherpuppet]

Angel tries to find Husk’s contract

[freefallintothevoid]

The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off

Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on

The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.

[tsubaki3192]

Men who are so emotionally constipated, or have been through enough trauma that they don't... exactly... do well with touch, but are extremely touch starved and crave love beyond anything else physical.

Men who suddenly gain an adorable S/O who is willing to do all that and more.

Men, who suddenly find themselves having someone to come home to every night; who find themselves lying beside said person every night; who's willing to hold them for as long as necessary when it gets difficult; who refuses to abandon them no matter the circumstance.

Boyfriends, who find it difficult to truly express themselves when they want to, and get frustrated whenever they have that difficulty.

Boyfriends who find their S/O so attractive that they can't help themselves, so they end up blurting out the thoughts that come to mind.

.

Boyfriends who become your husband because he made that same mistake one day, and scrambled to grab the ring.

(The same ring that had been sitting in his pocket for the last three months.)

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JJK: Gojo, Megumi,

ToRev: Hanma, KAZUTORA, Shinichiro, SANZU, Izana, Kokonoi

HSR: Blade, AVENTURINE, DANHENG,

Genshin: KAEYA, DILUC, Scaramouche/Wanderer, Xiao,

BNHA: Aizawa, TODOROKI, DABI,

Haikyuu: OIKAWA, Atsumu,

[8-0mph]

The Dead One

[illwilledomen]

Players. Robots made by the ancient builders, put in stasis and made to awaken (‘spawn’) 1000 years after the apocalypse.

Alex was made to be a hunter, wanderer and identifier. She was captured by the illager empire shortly after awakening and subjected to torturous experimentation. She escaped, but not without terrible trauma and a taste for vengeance. Agoraphobic, abrasive, utilitarian, loyal, and resourceful.

Steve was made to be a builder, miner and engineer. He was taken in by villagers after wandering the world alone and afraid for an unknown amount of time. A cleric named Reinard taught him how to brew, read and write, and function in villager society. He is kind, shy, curious and naive. He likes people, but doesn’t know how to act around them.

Hero was the first player made. He is the only one who remembers the ancient civilization. Everything he knows is dead, except for the other two. The ones made to replace him.

[zivazivc]

Like a completely normal adult person, after watching the new trolls movie, I obsessively started putting together the brothers' backstory, the deeper reasons for their separation as well as how that all took place without disregarding the fact that they were trapped in the troll tree, which of course evolved into a fic in (forever) progress... yeah

Anyway, even though they aren't actively in the story much, i needed to design the parents, so uh meet Rosiepuff's daughter, Tulip, and her husband Branch.

I designed them based on the brothers' adult looks and in Tulip's case also on her mom's.

bonus baby branch:

[ohmygraves]

ghost who eloped with his spouse, who moved into a small house for about a month before he had to fly out on a missions outside of england. hell, the place was pretty bare and he couldn't even manage to put in some nice furniture before price told him to get his arse into a plane to russia for a five month long mission. didn't even get to enjoy some honeymoon before his job fucked him over.

safe to say, he hadn't established a routine at his new home yet ever since he moved out of his barracks room at the base. he was only at home for a little while, it only makes sense that he doesn't know where everything goes sometimes. and of course, he somehow misplaced himself.

at the end of the deployment, he was too tired to even care. his eyes were so heavy and tired that he made his way back to his old barracks room, kicking the door down and throwing his bags to the side (and scaring poor soap who was asleep on the bed, since of course he's the one who took ghost's old room back at the base).

his eyes met the scot, a little confused as to why he sees someone on his bed.

"whit the hell!? lt!? did the missus kick ye out?" soap groaned, scared shitless as he tries to calm his heart.

the question took him off guard, and he stood by the doorway quietly, just processing it.

"... i have a spouse."

"ye eedjit." soap shook his head, telling him to leave soon or else an angry spouse will buzz off his mohawk.

poor ghost, rushed out of the base in the middle of the night trying to get back home. he's got a lot of apologizing to do. hopefully his spouse was asleep and didn't realize that he practically drove twice over the speed limit and possibly ran over someone just to get to his spouse's arms.

[demaparbat-hp]

Golden Boy (and Silver Girl) for the Kintsugi AU.

[smokin-salmon]

Fuck it. *Makes the old woman cry*

[ryemiffie]

Okay petition to make it canon that the Lego Batman movie exists in the Batman universe and it was written and directed by Jason Todd

[sensitiveheartless]

A belated birthday comic for the birthday boy! (Later in the day Dazai had a party with everyone at the ADA and had a good time :D)

[tsukinoshinjiu]

Nail polish trend with Ravio & Link :3 +extra unused sketch below the cut

[supernovasilence]

Ok we all talk about the Pevensies' trauma at returning to Earth at the end of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe and their trouble readjusting to life there again but think of all the funny/good parts too

They return from the country, and their mom is surprised when all her children hug her at the station. Even Peter, who thinks he's all grown up. Even Edmund, who went away surly and withdrawn. She doesn't know her children haven't seen her in over a decade.

They miss their dear Cair Paravel, but they absolutely do not miss its chamber pots. Indoor plumbing is amazing.

It takes a while to remember how modern technology works, though. How many heart attacks did the siblings give their parents or the professor because they walked into a dark room only to turn on the light and find the children sitting there in the dark. (They were by the window! There was still plenty of light from the sunset! They would have gotten a candle in a minute!) The kids sheepishly remember oh yeah electricity is a thing.

(Edmund has a new electric torch in Prince Caspian. He was so excited to get that torch. Almost more excited than you'd think a kid his age would be, and his parents expect Peter at least to tease him, but the siblings all agree light in your hand at the touch of a switch is terrific.)

Suddenly getting really high grades in some subjects and terrible in others. Their grammar, reading comprehension, spelling, vocab, even penmanship? Amazing. History and geography? They don't remember anything. One time in class Susan forgets Earth is round and wants to die.

Also they can never remember what the date is supposed to be because Narnia uses different months and years. They can estimate time really well by looking at the sun though, and Edmund at least can always tell which way is north etc without thinking about it (again, using the sun)

Okay but how many times did they go to pick something up or reach something and realize they are so much shorter and less muscled than they expect? It's a common sight to see Peter climbing on counters to reach a top cabinet, grumbling about how he's High King this is demeaning. (No he never takes the extra five seconds to grab a stool. He will climb that shelf.)

Peter and Susan being delighted because they are no longer almost thirty. (In a few years Edmund and Lucy will tease them about being old and their parents will not understand.)

Lucy doesn't have to deal with periods anymore for a few years yet. Susan might not either. Heck yeah

Lucy loves to climb into her siblings' laps and be cuddled. In Narnia she eventually she grew too big, but now she is small and snuggleable again. Peter is her favorite, and if she's upset, he'll tickle her and tell bad jokes until she's smiling again, but really she loves cuddling with all her family. She grew up without her parents; how many times did she just want to crawl into her mom's lap and her mom was a world away? Imagine the first time she realizes she can now. Or, imagine one day, a cold and grey sort of day, when the rain is pattering against the windows, and it sounds like the rain on the windows of the Professor's house, that first day they went exploring. It sounds like the day they played hide and seek. It sounds so like the rain on the windows of Cair Paravel, that if Lucy closes her eyes she can imagine she's back there, having tea and chatting with Mr. Tumnus before the fireplace of her room, and soon the rain will stop, and they will go out on the balcony and wave to the naiads and the dryads and the mermaids, who have come out to enjoy the rain and visit one other on the banks of the Great River winding past Cair Paravel down to the sea.

But if Lucy looks out the window, all she'll see is the rain over London, so it's not only a cold and grey sort of day, it's a lonely sort of day too.

Susan and Edmund are playing chess in the living room (and they must have studied with Professor Kirke, thinks their mother, because they certainly weren't that good when they left). Lucy goes over to Edmund, and oh dear, thinks their mother, now he's going to call her a baby and be horrible to her, but instead he picks her up and puts her on his lap without even taking his eyes off the chessboard; it's simply a matter of course.

"Doesn't the rain sound familiar?" says Lucy in a solemn, wistful way.

Their mother doesn't know what that means, but her siblings must, because Susan says, "Yes, Lu, it does,” and Edmund gives her a little hug with his free arm as she tucks herself under his chin to watch the chess match.

(Five minutes later there is a crash from the next room as Peter falls off a counter. Their mother does not understand the words he must have picked up from the Professor, but he's grounded for them anyway. His siblings have no respect for their High King, because they refuse to stop laughing.)

[stevebabey]

personally love the interaction in the start of s4 where steve goes “ugh, you know i don’t do double vhs.” when robin suggests doctor zhivago. like ugh robin!!!! we’ve talked about this before!!! steve has a limited attention span and if robin puts on something too long, he will start shooting her with rubber bands

[basil--and--sage]

Reshirement AU, in which Thorin and Bilbo decide to get married and celebrate their stag nights following their respective cultural traditions.

Thorin sits with his family and friends in Bag End and gets his hair braided and himself pampered, while they talk about his hopes and dreams for his upcoming marriage. He blushes frequently.

In the meantime, Bilbo gets cheered on by about 60 of his relatives, while he does a keg stand.