Episode 353: Dead man's hand
Vampire Barnabas Collins stops by the great house of Collinwood to talk with well-meaning governess Vicki. Vicki is depressed because her fiancé Burke is missing and feared dead in the Amazon jungle. Barnabas offers to pay for a private search party to look for Burke. Vicki declines this offer, saying that she is sure the Brazilian authorities are doing all that can be done.
One might wonder…
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Thinking about that one joke in the Book of Bill that implied Bill might be the biological father of the Flynn kids. Thinking about how Linda Flynn had a secret career as a famous astrophysicist at one point. Thinking about how we don’t know exactly what Bill was doing in the 90s, and how he seems to want to skim over that part of his life, after Ford broke up with him for good but before the twins showed up in Gravity Falls.
Thinking about how Bill frequently hung out with famous musicians. Thinking about Linda, a brilliant young woman fresh off a bizarre pop star career, wanting to make a name for herself that ISN’T Lindana, might have found a new direction with an old friend (before he showed her his true colors.)
Thinking about Bill, fresh off a devastating breakup, trying again one more time to get SOMEONE on Earth to make him a portal. Trying to make the plan WORK. Trying to get a home for his friends in the face of a home dimension that was being destroyed (again). Having someone who’s COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the man he was obsessed with, but who was no less brilliant and no less capable. (But, unfortunately for him, MUCH less gullible.)
Thinking about how Linda doesn’t want people to know about her former career as a famous astrophysicist. How she keeps this secret, even better than she did her past as Lindana. How she keeps the lid on this even TIGHTER. How she’s almost bitter about it. As if something HAPPENED.
I’m not saying Bill Cipher WAS Linda’s partner of at least five years, even going so far as to start a family with her before she saw his true colors and filed some sort of Uber-effective inter-dimensional restraining order against him, one-upping him so hard that he doesn’t even wanna think about it, but. Holy shit. Imagine
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Chapters: 3/3
Relationships: Bill Cipher/Ford Pines, Bill Cipher & His Parents
Characters: Bill Cipher, Bill Cipher's Mother, Bill Cipher's Father, Axolotl (Gravity Falls), Ford Pines
Summary:
Fussy eater, baby Billy / wouldn't drink unless it's silly.
In Euclydia, everything was perfect. Bill Cipher wasn't born the kind of perfect they were looking for. Seeing the stars up above him in a world where Up Above Him didn't exist meant he was in for a lifetime of doctors, medicine, and keeping-quiet-or-else. But what if he could show everybody what they were missing? The stars were Up there. He knew they were. Maybe he could make everyone else know it, too.
Just fit in just fit in just fit in just fit in j
(In which Bill 1.) learns that doctors are talent-suppressing authoritarian jerks, 2.) accidentally commits genocide, and 3.) takes the train to Denial Town in the Theraprism, with a special cameo from a certain Sixer.)
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Art trade w/ @pieadvisor
Going into this trade, I told myself I was going to specifically NOT do the Triangle Strategy option, but it said "Dragan" and "mines" so here we are.
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one (1) dynamic from a show I watched when I was 12 is has a stronger grip on me than it has any right to, multiversal strength gorilla glue-ass grip.
bayverse setting isn’t conducive to Venus’ mysticism background so uhhh... i guess they argue fantasy vs sci fi genres? idk who would wear big naturals better, Gandalf or Magneto.
zombies, star wars, and star trek are neutral ground
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Reminded why I left twitter today omg ppl saying Rebeca Andrade isn't Black bc she's Brazillian when Brazil has the largest Black nation outside of Africa (55.9 million people of African descent compared to 46.4 million in the USA). I remember watching Daine dos Santos getting emotional during the 2021 Olympics when Rebeca became the first Brazilian gymnast to medal in the games. And a big reason that she was crying is because she's black just like her! She literally said "A primeira medalha é de uma negra." which roughly translates to "The first medal belongs to a Black woman."
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hamilton this, lin-manuel miranda that, we as a culture have forgotten our historical propaganda whitewashing of american colonial slavehorlders shipping roots
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Episode 352: After-effects
Blonde heiress Carolyn Collins Stoddard is under the power of her distant cousin, Barnabas the vampire. She begins today’s episode in the foyer of the great house of Collinwood. She stares at Barnabas’ portrait, lifting her scarf to bare the marks of his fangs to it. She is eager to comply with Barnabas’ commands. He has ordered her to do two things- stop strange and troubled boy David Collins…
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the way I make sense of anything or anyone is by assigning them a TSwift song, an MCR song, and a Paramore song. like @magpie-trove's Batfam triangles. anyway mine is this
send me an ask and I'll make you a triangle!!
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Watching "The Day After Tomorrow" with my husband. Watching the three white teenagers navigate the beginning of the storm:
Husband: "So, basically, that's Rory, Jess, and Logan.... except Jess would have a lot more street smarts in navigating the situation."
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Rough Trade Pop-up. Lomo LC-A+
Legendary independent record shop and label Rough Trade visited Jamaica Street late last year courtesy of design studio Dorothy.
I popped in to have a quick look and regret not buying anything. I hope they visit again soon.
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