#trapper my love. my guy.

[majorbaby]

What do you mean there's no continuity on MASH? Here's Trapper doing research in S02E01 Divided we Stand for his MacArthur cosplay in S02E02 Five o' Clock Charlie, does that mean nothing to you????

[80smen-fanclub]

Ladies and germs, and all the nice creatures of tumblr, my mom told me she cannot tell BJ and Trapper apart, so I made this. This is canon, actually.

[hawkeyeslaughter]

my three lameass husbands , yes they smoke weed <3

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my mom never disowned me for being a lesbian nor my brother for being trans but i think she might consider it if i told her i like bj hunnicutt and think he's funny

[hesgomorrah]

every time i see someone make the "trapper didn't leave a note" argument i lose 5 years off my life fr

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

NGL but...

Since this month is MerMay (I was hoping to draw Mermaid!Mothra, but I'm running out of time 😭), I have a crazy idea running my mind...

P.S. This might be the most funniest (shittiest) Kongzilla fic IDK why I should pull this...🙃

So it starts here...

What if after Godzilla consumes a lot of Tiamat's radiation on her lair and after a battle between the icy grandma and the bald tyrant son-of-a-bitch together with Kong on his side and went home to his coliseum to sleep, he woke up the next day finding his lower half of his own body is replaced by Tiamat's other half of her body?!?!

Now I imagine himself struggling to get up, even destroying half of the human population and the buildings before he managed to reach the sea and swims deeper and guess what? HE FUCKING SWEARS FOR ABOUT WHOLE HOURS.

Tiamat's (and even Scylla's) spirit is seen laughing her (their) ass off because she believes that Tiamat's lair might have laid "a curse" on his act for handing over her lair and the radiation reserves, and an attempt murder yeeesh. Godzilla can't sense because they were dead duh.

Then Godzilla travels back to his old home and goes into one of the Hollow Earth's portal in order to stop this "abominational curse".

Once there, he met Suko while on a hunting trip looking for food. The little ape was flabbergast yet he even laughed at him before Godzilla threatens him to incinerate or his kind, so Suko reluctantly guides the King of the Monsters to the newly built place for the Great Apes where Kong - now King Kong - is their new leader.

Once there, Kong was shocked to see him in his "not so normal state". Most of the Apes are seen snickering while others cannot hold on their laughters, and a few were scared because of his past actions that happened during the war of his and Skar King's history.

While even Kong cannot help but feel empathy of his former-enemy-turned-friend, he decided to seek Mothra out for help. He leaves his kind behind with only Suko and Shimo to guard them down while the two are travelling miles away.

There will be some scenes like Godzilla 'trips' himself right in front of Kong's chest, and Kong was like "WTF bro?! Why're you looking at me?!"; the two eating from their meals they had just hunting down and when their hands touched one another from trying to get that food, they stared like few minutes before breaking their sight out; Kong soothing Godzilla down after having nightmares of his father's death from the MUTOs; both talking about their lives from worse to better; friendship stronger; Godzilla admiring the Hollow Earth and how Mothra had fully evolved into her Rebirth form; etc.

Slowburn Kongzilla was there...

As the two reached from the Iwi borders, Mothra appears to them in the crystal-like temple (Jia, Ilene Andrews, the Iwi Queen, Trapper and Bernie were there; and I cannot imagine about them were flabbergasted about Godzilla's sudden appearance). Godzilla was happy to see her, and Mothra reveals that Tiamat's power has something to do with his form changing. The only way to break out this abominational curse is to "profess your former enemy's self-hatred."

Well, Godzilla already knew that, he cannot but least he told Mothra that he loved her very much, and the moth half-jokingly tells him he is BISEXUAL, I swear Godzilla dislikes that because he is a STRAIGHT MAN, but Mothra knew it otherwise because she can read his mind.

So anyway, Godzilla leaves, but Kong and Mothra follows him. Then there will be arguments, and Godzilla finally had enough. He confessed his feelings for Kong, and Kong was stood still in silence, but he feared about the Queen of the Monsters and Defender of the Iwi Tribe will beat him. However, Mothra never shows anger, but was simply proud about regaining their friendship and allied one another, most of all, feelings~

So the two male Alphas held their hands each other, finally professing their love...and THEY KISS~

...And Godzilla woke up with a loud scream, finding himself back to his cozy 'bed'. Mothra was there cuddling to her husband and just woke up from his scream. Then the King checks himself and his body, only to find out he's back to his normal body. He is happy yet scared about that shit until his wife calms him down, saying it's just a dream and nothing else. Godzilla couldn't help but feels his guts wanted to vomit out butterflies all because he will NEVER EVER gonna accept the fact about his relationship to Kong...

When Mothra falls asleep, Godzilla couldn't help but feels something was off to his matters.

"...Maybe this dream wasn't so real after all...or Kong's not really bad too."

THAT'S ALL FOR KONGZILLA SHORT FIC. 🤫

@sassyassblog

[trappper-johnathan]

Must we pit two bad bitches against each other?? [og post]

[transradar]

I know you said in your powerpoint post that BJ's Trapper complex is hard to explain but I'd love to hear any thoughts about it that you're able to type out. I rewatched the show along with everyone else during the 2020-21 mash renaissance, but it's only recently that I've come across this specific phrasing in my mash fandom experience

oh God, ok. so i was explaining this to a couple of people who had never watched mash, so i had a lot of background to cover. if i remember correctly, i think i just described the basic premise of BJ's intense jealously surrounding anything trapper and how he occasionally goes out of his way to dislike him. like how in period of adjustment he started talking about trapper and the still while he was drunk even though it had nothing to do with why he was initially upset; it seems that any time he feels jealous his brain automatically shifts over to trapper, like that's the main object of his jealousy. I also talked about the queer connotations of connecting all of his jealousy (especially that around his wife) to his jealousy about hawkeye and trappers friendship because as a queer person myself i have to inject my experiences into everything lol. other than that i didnt do too much extrapolating or analysis because i was trying to keep my presentation to about 20 minutes, i just kinda covered the canonical incidents of Intense Jealousy and was like "lol thats gay".

kinda on a personal note, the first time i watched mash i didnt really see any queer connotations with it because I also got very jealous when my childhood best friend had like. other friends. but then a few years later i realized that i had been in love with her and that was what i had experienced and i was like "oh damn yeah ok bj's gay" lmaoo. gay people will be in love with their best friends and be like "actually i am so normal about this"

[variousqueerthings]

every day avoid making amvs of MASH using crazy ex girlfriend songs, but I should at least make a list....

[coffeecupandcorgi]

what would the butterfly effect be if we went back in time and made hawkeye share the spotlight enough with trapper so wayne rogers didn’t leave m*a*s*h. like bad bad?? or just inconvenient?

[divortion]

i'm in the mash tag instead of just. continuing to watch mash. it's like too good i can't look directly at it right now

[majorbaby]

trapper and klinger... they have their own kind of solidarity that i think is linked to some gnc stuff. not 'gnc' as we know it today (altho what we have today isn't totally divorced from what MASH was doing back then) but as rebellion against patriarchy, the way it was written into early MASH both of them not adhering to typical masculine stereotypes. hawkeye and klinger get this a lot, but in a different way because theyre both a lil femme <3

trapper's more masc but not traditionally so. he's comfy with himself enough that he isnt concerned with being "the man" all the time. and klinger, wears dresses but is also comfortable in a suit and is a bit traditional about love and romance but not in way that comes off as toxic, and even if it could be, pre-soon lee there is very limited romance for klinger that the show takes seriously (ain't love grand is the exception, not the rule).

(they also have textual solidarity: after HawkTrap, Klinger is the most vocal about thinking the army is trash... he's the the most visible about it for sure, but HawkTrap also play at this, both of them showing up in their robes or civvies for reveille etc.

and who could forget trapper standing up for klinger when he's accused of being a pervert because trapper knows nothing can come of it.... i am stretching that to trapper using his rank, job and class status to protect klinger but there's also his deuteragonist privilege...... aaaaaa <3)

let me paint you a picture: two flirty bros... smoking together after a long shift... klinger shows off his new slip or whatever cuz he knows trapper will appreciate the quality or whatever else you can imagine trapper appreciates...

[dilfsuzanneyk]

everyone is so mean to colonel henry blake all the time

[byfulcrums]

been rewatching rtte

toothless is called T multiple times, but the letter T doesn't exist in the alphabet of this world

i think hiccup was also called H???

hiccup went to the wedding of the man who tried to kill him and his family multiple times. no wonder he thought he could change drago's mind

snotlout is canonically a theater kid

"you're so small and cuddly" "please never say that again"

the twins are really smart, but they're also just stupid

hiccup straight up disappears when he's working on something

heather had a super noticeable crush on astrid

fishlegs got a love interest!! a plus size main character actually has a cool, badass love interest!

it was super hetnormative but it was cute

there was an island full of flying women who were implied to regularly commit cannibalism

hiccup taught all the riders how to fly with toothless, that's so sweet

everyone is a flat earther except for the twins

hiccup almost directly killed a lot of people

and killed a LOT more when destroying their ships

“scalding– cal..ding--" "toothle, plama bla!" was pretty much the funniest part of the entire series

dagur was bullied as a kid by a guy 8 years older than him who literally tattooed an imagine of him beating up little dagur in his arm??? What was that all about

actually we need to talk about how messed up everything about dagur is and about how the things that could've/did happen(ed) to him may be the reasons why he's Like That

just why was he imprisoned by the outcasts??? he didn't do anything to them directly

oof my brain is spiraling. "he loved you" "ig now we'll never know" what do you mean he didn't know if his dad loved him

there's a technically musical episode

tuffnut became hiccup's defense attorney and immediately got him the death sentence

hiccup regularly jumps off cliffs

he also jumped off a boat, with his arms tied and without toothless. just where did he think he was going

snotlout's annoying attitude is actually because spitelout pressures him too much and he feels like he has to be perfect for his dad :((

THE 'HICCUP'S EVIL MIRROR' VILLAIN THEME DONE RIGHT YESS!!!

viggo is the best httyd villain change my mind (you can't, swords at sundown, you may bring backup but i will win on my own)

skrill comeback skrill comeback SKRILL COMEBACK!!!!

"COMEEE TO DADDY"

what is a boar pit???

oh my god i had missed this series so much. it has no right to be this funny

this was my childhood. it has forever shaped the way i am

berserker heather the unhinged >>>

actually good disability rep! yay

hiccup complains about his peg leg pinching him

he straight up cannot walk without it and it is shown many times

"well, there are the benefits of a metal leg" after it got caught in a bear trap

funny moments, like snotlout trying to steal it to use it as a weapon

the jokes!! toothless laughing at the jokes!!! hiccup being so fucking done with the twins, who are always making the jokes!

there's an episode where everyone is so sleep deprived they actually start spiraling

astrid becomes a happy go lucky girl, hugs snotlout and tells him he's handsome

the fucking mood swings snotlout got were insane

the twins were straight up just hallucinating

"i sent them to wash their dragons, how could they mess that up?" cut to heather falling on her face with a bucket full of water in her hands

fishlegs becomes so paranoid, he's yelling at everyone all the time

"don't you know the trapper's trap can trap the trapper?? ...oh gods, i must be losing it, i'm quoting dagur"

YOOOO VALKA!!!! it's so nice to see her

hiccup tried to murder dagur to stop him from getting to toothless, which is scary bc it shows just how far he's willing to go for his bff, but also funny because hiccup. that was not going to work

oh the hiccstrid slowburn, how i have missed you

the twins's made up language

there was a beach episode turned murder mystery and a musical episode held at gun point

hiccup has a whole little speech that he periodically gives astrid to remind her that the twins serve a purpose

[mylittleredgirl]

i can't stop chewing on the MASH time loop situation. my star trek brain will not turn off. there is definitely some kind of temporal anomaly at play, but it's not really a time loop in the traditional sense.

effects carry over from loop to loop. they appear to age. the same wounded soldiers appear on the table three times, but the scars of past surgeries are still there. a character leaves or dies and is gone from the mash forever; their replacement arrives near the end of the war and is still there at the beginning. the dates overlap, yet their presence is sequential. the other characters remember all of them.

how far does this effect extend? if it's summer again at mash, is it summer in tokyo? is it summer in maine? if BJ is in korea two years before he arrived, who's in residency in california, marrying his wife, conceiving his child?

their family trees at home deform—different wives, different children, loved ones alternately dead and alive and never born. those inside are oblivious to what they've lost. hawkeye remembers trapper, but not his sister. what happens in korea persists; the world outside is a fragile suggestion. he tells a soldier that men at the front can't see the whole war, only the other guys dug in with them on their one little hill.

for a deep space nine fan this is irresistible. hawkeye says, wars end, but war is forever. kira asks, if the past has changed, why do i still remember it? sisko never left that ship. time itself is warped by trauma. it is not linear. you exist here. you choose to exist here.

[morganaconda]

trapper is my guy for many reasons but one is how well his humor translates into modern day. like in 3x3 when he gets that silly suit made “hey, you guys wanna see the pinstripe suit of all time?” any other sitcom guy would be like oh brother what a pickle. but trapper just bursts into the room like look at this stupid fucking suit i love it more than anything