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getting to know mutuals!

tagged by @marley-manson <3

what's the origin of your blog title?

it's a line from the pilot of MASH:

Hawkeye: sorry, baby Margaret: "Major" to you Hawkeye: Right, sorry, Major Baby

otp(s) + shipname(s):

i have one otp and that's traphawk

favourite colour:

pink

song stuck in your head:

no surprises - radiohead

weirdest habit/trait:

shrug. i have pink hair i've been committed to for over 10 years now, i think that's probably the most immediately recognizable thing about me that is "not normal".

hobbies:

i have so many, too many, hobbies. you might say that my hobby is having hobbies. i've been most consistent about reading, playing videogames and music for most of my life though.

if you work, what's your profession?

i work in the nebulous field of "digital design" and i wear multiple hats depending on the day. sometimes i'm UX / UI, sometimes I'm directing creative... this week I've been doing post for a video series with a little help from some junior staff. it sounds like i'm describing a start-up - but actually i'm about as secure and fairly compensated as you can be in my industry, so i can't complain there.

like most working-level white collar serfs will tell you - i feel like my "profession" is writing emails about nothing.

if you could have any job you wish, what would it be?

researcher

something you're good at:

research

something you hate:

SaaS

something you collect:

i don't really think of it as "collecting" but i can't resist a really nice mug, and i like getting them as gifts too, which people know about me.

something you forget:

if i don't write it down, it's gone

what's your love language:

physical touch and words of affirmation, preferably at the same time.

favourite movie/show:

the matrix

favourite food:

eggs

favourite animal:

idk but seeing a robin out digging for worms in early spring always makes me happy

what were you like as a child:

precocious, tenacious, curious and sensitive.

favourite subject at school:

history

least favourite subject:

phys ed

what's your best character trait?

i'm kind

what's your worst character trait?

i can be resentful

if you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

3 day work week

if you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

i'd like to talk to my younger self but i'm not sure exactly at which age.

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Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

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the first time i saw this scene i thought hawkeye was sitting in this woman’s lap and i was fully willing to accept it

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from “Brian and Roger Eno: ‘Capitalists want you to be constantly stimulated’”

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Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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My mom spent like four months embroidering this on and off. She asked me to post it for her here! It's her first time making fanart, and also kind of her first time embroidering anything? I'll read any comments I get out to her.

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no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed

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hello! i am crumb cat!

socials

twitter youtube twitch

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A fucking womb transplant, what an incredible thing. Fair play to all involved. A positive news story amidst all the dire shite.

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Inspired by Franz Wright's Father Roger Goes for a Walk original work in Dutch here.

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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business

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it was all too much, and now I have nothing left