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Thinking of Arthur Morgan
#leo.txt#leo talks to the void#leo talks into the void#i miss him#arthur morgan#red dead#red dead redemption arthur#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption two#red dead redemption#him and Joel miller are always on my mind#tragic dilfs
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Seeing some takes on the idea of shipping the Yaoqing trio together where people are deeply disappointed and getting moralistic about the age gaps, and saying it's a "bad" ship, and I just.
Listen.
This is a bunch of people who live a ridiculous amount of time. Foxians have the shortest lifespan here, and even they live up to 450 years old. That's insane. Jiaoqiu may have been an adult when Feixiao was a teen, but with a lifespan that crazy, I really don't think their actual age gap matters now that they're all clearly adults with full time jobs and stuff.
You're a long life species on the Xianzhou? When you say you like older men you could be talking about like, dudes in their thousands. You've got as many couples with age gaps in the tens as you've got in the hundreds. We can't reasonably apply normal person age gap ideas to long life species and we shouldn't be trying. Ultimately they're all adults in current canon and it's silly to claim they can't date.
I think it's totally fine if you prefer to view them as platonic or familial, all completely sensible interpretations as always, but you don't have to justify it by claiming that shipping them romantically is somehow bad and morally wrong. It's okay. Hold my hand. Look me in the eyes. You can interpret them as you like. And if the ages make you personally uncomfortable, that's fine, you do not have to engage with the ship, you can block the tag etc. but don't act like it's wrong for it to not bother others.
What squicks you out in fiction isn't universal. Just make peace and ignore it.
#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr jiaoqiu#hsr feixiao#hsr moze#jiaoqiu#feixiao#moze#yaoqing trio#I for one think that the canon age gaps make them all funnier#and also more tragic actually. because Moze is going to outlive them both by hundreds of years in the long run#but yeah i think Feixiao and Moze are probably both quite into the fact that Jiaoqiu is older#how does the DILF fucking website not see my vision
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Me: so his name is actually Joachim. Joachim's son is a clone of the real Welt Yang
Person who only plays star rail: what does this have to do with his situationship with a talking box
Me: I'm getting there
#star rail onlys dont know welt yang is canonically a dilf its tragic 💔#honkai impact#honkai star rail#welt yang
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sorry but this was actually his best look
#FUCKKKKK#dilf wilson i call him dilfson#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#james wilson#the grey hair#or am i blind#if he’s not greying i’m not staying#well i wouldn’t be able to stay for long due to his limited months left#oh well#everything about him is so tragic it makes me so sad#everyone says his nickname is jimmy but i cant remember anyone calling him that across te entire show#i hate everything#house#my sweet angel boy
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They sure did fuck around and certainly found out, that’s for sure lol
#darkzyx#darkzyx oc#darkzyx lore#oc tv#utmv oc#oc quinn#oc cracked gaster#oc nix#fucking tragic dilf is wilddddd#looks at his sons#yeah they def have daddy issues because of him#lmao
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the dilf 🤭🫶🏼
#suns#toji invented dilf ����#no bc the tragic past. the ‘i only love one woman and when she died i lost it’ trope#the ‘im not a good dad but idk how else to help megumi in the sorcery world but to at least give him a sorcerer family’ mentality#that ‘you dont know me but ik you and i see youre doing ok and thats good enough for me’ chapter#built the dilf in him. it’s not just his sexy ass but ITS THESE TOO YOU READ ME?#toji fushiguro#toji fushiguro x reader#toji
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Not forgiving yall for making me believe Price was a proper Tired Old Man™. What do you MEAN he is canonically 38/39 💀
and what do you mean Soap is like? 27? sir you are but wee boy. where are your parents.
#like. i get it. i do. he has the vibes#also ya know. being captain and spending time in a whole ass gulag will add about 30 years to you#EVEN SO!!!#i've been here for what. 2 weeks? if that? and everywhere i look Price is the hot middle aged dilf who looks well into his 50s#AND HE ISN'T EVEN 40??? A YOUNG LAD!! THAT'S EVEN MORE TRAGIC OMG???#i do agree those weird sideburns do NOT help. wasn't too keen on them but. i see it now i do. he pulls them off#i was doing some Research™ and like. what do you mean Soap is my age 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#they are all SO much younger than i thought omg. which like. okay! fandom and all absolutely 100% fair#(this is NOT me romanticising irl military btw. looking at this through a fictional lens because irl military is. hm. well.#not going into the details of systemic corruption and how unfairly privileged they are)#like. i just wanna wrap him in a blankie and have him take a long nap#all of then really but omg Price NEEDS it#not me getting all soft about some pixels 💀 ANYWAYS!#i am writing this at [ungodly hours of the night] so excuse me if this makes 0 sense. gonna schedule for a less offensive time of the day#anyways x2#captain john price#cod#cod mw
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i can’t believe shuggy got mr. loverman’d. that’s like. the mlm ship equivalent of a royal coronation. congrats to shuggy <<333
#shuggy#good for them#finding out the dramatic clown and the funny dilf have a tragic backstory rooted in miscommunication is insane#suyothoughts
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Knight-Commander Theodore Marshall
Carrion's former mentor and father figure, and the commander of the Knights of the Silver Order. Just a Dad trying his best. Regrets nothing more than leaving the boy he knew as Reverence for dead. Unfortunately for him, Reverence Carrion is alive, and wants him dead...
[closeup of his face and official art reference under the cut]
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4 CAS#ts4 CAS#adventures in cas#my sims#cas#dnd sims#dnd extras#oc: Theodore Marshall#(he needs a last name bc I have other Theodores. I didn't choose his name it's part of the Official Lore so...)#ts4 fantasy#sims 4 fantasy#ts4 dnd#sims 4 dnd#I couldn't quite get his skintone right so I might have to go back and try and tweak that later.#in the art it's an interesting mix between olive-y and cool-toned and I wasn't quite able to replicate that in sims yet.#I'm gonna keep working on him though.#but yeah. Theodore and Carrion are my 2nd pair of tragic mentor/mentee figures and I'm obsessed with them.#it's so interesting bc Carrion is kinda the villain in this circumstance. Or at least he has a very strong potential to be.#it'll be interesting to see how this plays out in-campaign.#thank you to Izzy for running Drakkenheim for us. It's gonna be so much fun I can't fucking wait.#he's definitely a DILF even if only via his father-like role with Reverence.#The grizzled/tired dad vibes are strong with him for sure.#funnily enough him and Sigmar (Rook's mentor/father figure/betrayer) use the same hair. Which was NOT intentional on my part.#but is very funny.
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Help I pulled boothill and he’s consuming all my waking thoughts
#Lyria rambles#lyria is not immune to cowboy#esp dilf cowboy with a tragic backstory#hsr#honkai star rail#boothill#boothill hsr
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yakou furio's character is so tragic to me. i wanna meme about how they used the fridged wife trope but other than that it's like. he lost his family and later all of his coworkers and just. existed alone for years.
looking at the state the submarine and especially his bedroom was in, with everything being a mess and all the cigarette butts in his bed, yakou was clearly depressed. he wouldn't even take on any interesting cases to fulfill his passion as a detective because he was so afraid of the peacekeepers. instead he just kept his head down. surviving but not actually living.
and then he finally gets some new detectives to work at his agency and the first thing he can do is fail to save most of them from dying horribly. but the five that yakou did manage to save latch onto him and he starts getting into a leader role! even if his new coworkers are all rowdy and get into trouble they still respect him as a leader and look up to him.
the detectives keep picking fights with the peacekeepers that yakou has been trying so hard to dodge. and usually the resolution is kind of messed up because the victims die but the detectives prove themselves capable of handling the peacekeepers! they're helping people! for the first time in a while, yakou comes toe to toe with peacekeepers willingly, to help his new friends. he realizes that he is able to stand up against amaterasu corp, with the help of the others.
but by the time he realizes this, the stage has already been set. the letter from yomi turned his grief into anger and a thirst for vengeance. although yomi gave him the information and opportunity, yakou was ultimately the one who chose to murder the man who murdered his wife.
yakou has already rebuilt his life after his wife's death. the detectives at his agency look up to him and he would do anything for them. it would never be the same as the life he had with his wife but yakou had the chance to turn over a new leaf with a new found family who cares about him.
but instead, yakou plans a murder. he needs to die, over and over, in order to access the man he wants to kill and he accepts it. he needs to trick two kids, who look up to him and who he cares for, into becoming his accomplices to the murder and he accepts it. in the wake of forcing his detectives to witness his murder, he needs leave them in a lab filled with peacekeepers who want to kill them and he accepts it.
and it's not that he doesn't care about his detectives. yuma and halara disobeyed his orders and assaulted several peacekeepers, and he was willing to be arrested himself before throwing his employees under the bus. yuma and fubuki were implicated in terrorism and yakou and the others solve the case for them, then prepare to fight an army of peacekeepers to protect yuma.
for his murder plan, yakou only needs desuhiko and fubuki's powers. but he brings halara and vivia along as well because they would be able to protect the two younger detectives and fight their way out of the lab after yakou dies. he enacts his plan on a day that yuma wasn't around because he won't be able to help fight peacekeepers, so it's better to just keep him out of this mess. he covers up his murder-suicide to protect his detective's feelings, but also because they would be implicated as his accomplices if his plan was revealed.
and yakou probably expected that the other detectives would be fine. if they'd left him behind to die, the other detectives probably would have been able to either fight their way out or hide out in the lab a bit longer and figured out a good plan to escape. if yakou had his way, he would have gotten his revenge and his detectives would have gone home grief-stricken, but unharmed and forever unaware of their roles in his death.
but yakou doesn't account for the fact that the other detectives would try to save his life. yuma doesn't run after the hitman and escape the peacekeepers, he stays behind to beg yomi to help yakou. fubuki uses up all her energy to rewind time to try to prevent yakou's death instead of helping the others escape the lab. halara, vivia, and desuhiko not only have to fight off peacekeepers, but they also have to carry yakou to a hiding spot to give first aid. and instead of calmly planning their next move, everyone is desperate to solve the case so there would be any chance of getting yakou to a hospital as quickly as possible.
one major theme of rain code is that despite tragedies that may have happened in the past, people can work together with those they care about to live a better life in the future. and yakou could have had that. his wife's death should have stayed in the past, and he should have continued to mentor the other detectives, solving mysteries together and enjoying each other's companies.
but yakou couldn't let the past stay in the past. he had every chance to not go through with his murder. he has new people he loves, but he manipulates them and puts them in danger in order to get back at the person who killed the last person he loved. his victory was a pyrrhic one. he got his revenge but in return, he destroyed himself and his detectives' trust in him. he enjoyed his revenge momentarily before dying and leaving his new family, who he used their love and trust for him to his advantage, to pick up the pieces.
yakou furio had lost everything in the past. but in trying to pursue it he destroyed everything he had in the present. that's the tragedy of his character to me.
#shut up pandora#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#yakou furio#character analysis#yakou is one of my favorite characters btw#hes a good person at his core though he fucked up#but also you dont have to be a good person to be a really good character which i think he is#this is @ ppl in youtube comments slamming on yakou for being stupid in chapter 4 btw#like thats the point#thats whats good about his character#would you have preferred if he were JUST a fun dad who gets fridged#thats fucking boring#we do nuance in this household and by household i mean my personal blog#but also what he did was pretty fucked up especially for the kids that he actually got involved#vivia was screaming crying throwing up bc it was a vivia chapter but i wanna see what fubuki's reaction was to the whole thing#bc man is she never gonna want to use her forte again#tragic anime dilfs will scar their kids for life in an elaborate and painful murder suicide instead of going to therapy#i like to acknowledge both sides of characters in general#but yeah while yakou was a really good mentor for the others at the agency and definitely loved them all very much#he put his want for revenge over his love for his found family#and died before he could reconcile to said found family about it
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Recently discovered who Rugan is and was wondering why I've never met him
Realized I accidentally killed him in all of my playthrus bc I like stealing the chest he and Olly have
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#it's tragic really#cuz im such a dilf fucker and he seems like a dilf#rip me#baldurs gate 3 rugan#bg3 rugan#rugan bg3#~°•*andy says things#~°•*bg3
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Went for a walk but instead of touching grass I started thinking of phones and man I'm so fucking Curious and Hyped to see the Roger route especially to see how different he is from his counterpart in DSaF.
After all, in that universe it really seems that the only thing that made Roger get his shit together after his wife left him and he dropped off med school and shit was fucking Dying and getting to now be Someone Else (see: Scott) but now everyone is already a phone so that possibility is off the table which makes me wonder, is this Roger just not miserable or is there a brand new thing that he found to get his life relatively together?
#luly talks#dialtown#dialtown roger#roger jones#GOD FUCK MAN I HOPE WE ALSO GET TO FINALLY SEE JAKE THEY'RE ROOMIES IT'D BE ONLY FAIR PLEEEEASE I WANNA SEE DA DILF OT2#but yeah no I'm quite fond of this orange feller he's so sad#he does have kind of a similar thing to what he had before going on i jsut remembered how. god#the fuckign trampoline incident. wish peter would've finished that story w these things happen sometimes! 🤷 christ#but roger really is now just filling the shoes of someone else not bc he's capacitated to do so or not but by sheer fucking chance#i doubt he'll be as tragic as dsaf rogers tho bc . no one is as miserable as they were there thank god#that we are aware of ❓#but still. yesterday seeing dog mention how long this route is already was like RAUGHHGGHRHGE rips my shirt off like a werewolf
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🧍🏻♀️ what do you mean I can’t romance Jim?
#coral island#he’s so handsome tho#like yeah yeah I know you can romance his kids and he’s got some tragic backstory w his late wife#(I am only in summer year 1 don’t come for me)#but i want him not the hot young adults#🧍🏻♀️#maybe that says some things about me#Ben also kind of give dilf vibes that I’m really digging#I think i’ll romance Ben#but Jim has my heart at this point#vi speaks#Jim coral island#coral island Jim
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I will not hesitate to cry if this loss is Izzy
I’ll be watching episode 8 this weekend bc I can’t take it anymore 😭 Pls no spoilers
#ofmd izzy#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd#ofmd spoilers#ofmd 2#izzy hands#izzy the unicorn#dizzy izzy#blackbeard ofmd#dilfs🤌#our flag means death#our flag is death#our flag means gay#tragic gay men#all pirates are gay#gay pirates
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Wondering if there are any otome games with a character like Izou to romance
#there was one about dilfs and the setting. was in a bar I think?#save me alcoholic guy with body hair and a tragic past save me
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