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idyllghost · 1 year ago

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Thinking of Arthur Morgan

#leo.txt #leo talks to the void #leo talks into the void #i miss him #arthur morgan #red dead #red dead redemption arthur #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption #him and Joel miller are always on my mind #tragic dilfs

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allpiesforourown · 4 months ago

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Me: so his name is actually Joachim. Joachim's son is a clone of the real Welt Yang

Person who only plays star rail: what does this have to do with his situationship with a talking box

Me: I'm getting there

#star rail onlys dont know welt yang is canonically a dilf its tragic 💔#honkai impact #honkai star rail #welt yang

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theactualsunshinechild · 7 months ago

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Seeing some takes on the idea of shipping the Yaoqing trio together where people are deeply disappointed and getting moralistic about the age gaps, and saying it's a "bad" ship, and I just.

Listen.

This is a bunch of people who live a ridiculous amount of time. Foxians have the shortest lifespan here, and even they live up to 450 years old. That's insane. Jiaoqiu may have been an adult when Feixiao was a teen, but with a lifespan that crazy, I really don't think their actual age gap matters now that they're all clearly adults with full time jobs and stuff.

You're a long life species on the Xianzhou? When you say you like older men you could be talking about like, dudes in their thousands. You've got as many couples with age gaps in the tens as you've got in the hundreds. We can't reasonably apply normal person age gap ideas to long life species and we shouldn't be trying. Ultimately they're all adults in current canon and it's silly to claim they can't date.

I think it's totally fine if you prefer to view them as platonic or familial, all completely sensible interpretations as always, but you don't have to justify it by claiming that shipping them romantically is somehow bad and morally wrong. It's okay. Hold my hand. Look me in the eyes. You can interpret them as you like. And if the ages make you personally uncomfortable, that's fine, you do not have to engage with the ship, you can block the tag etc. but don't act like it's wrong for it to not bother others.

What squicks you out in fiction isn't universal. Just make peace and ignore it.

#honkai star rail #hsr #hsr jiaoqiu #hsr feixiao #hsr moze #jiaoqiu #feixiao #moze #yaoqing trio #I for one think that the canon age gaps make them all funnier #and also more tragic actually. because Moze is going to outlive them both by hundreds of years in the long run #but yeah i think Feixiao and Moze are probably both quite into the fact that Jiaoqiu is older #how does the DILF fucking website not see my vision

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borgialucrezia · 29 days ago

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supernatural — 1x21 created by eric kripke

#and if i said he's the best spn character then what...they can never make me hate him #absolutely compelling we love you tragic dilf of the century #obsessive determined complex shitty father who also love his kids wow very raw and human #this scene had me sobbing he's just so exhausted. 20+ years being vengeful and neglecting his kids #john winchester #jeffrey dean morgan #supernatural #spn #spn s1 #spn text post

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cuntyvicodin · 10 months ago

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sorry but this was actually his best look

#FUCKKKKK #dilf wilson i call him dilfson #house md #hate crimes md #malpractice md #james wilson #the grey hair #or am i blind #if he’s not greying i’m not staying #well i wouldn’t be able to stay for long due to his limited months left #oh well #everything about him is so tragic it makes me so sad #everyone says his nickname is jimmy but i cant remember anyone calling him that across te entire show #i hate everything #house #my sweet angel boy

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thedarkzyxabyss · 5 months ago

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They sure did fuck around and certainly found out, that’s for sure lol

#darkzyx #darkzyx oc #darkzyx lore #oc tv #utmv oc #oc quinn #oc cracked gaster #oc nix #fucking tragic dilf is wilddddd #looks at his sons #yeah they def have daddy issues because of him #lmao

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tojisun · 2 years ago

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the dilf 🤭🫶🏼

#suns #toji invented dilf 😫#no bc the tragic past. the ‘i only love one woman and when she died i lost it’ trope #the ‘im not a good dad but idk how else to help megumi in the sorcery world but to at least give him a sorcerer family’ mentality #that ‘you dont know me but ik you and i see youre doing ok and thats good enough for me’ chapter #built the dilf in him. it’s not just his sexy ass but ITS THESE TOO YOU READ ME?#toji fushiguro #toji fushiguro x reader #toji

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moonchild-in-blue · 8 months ago

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Not forgiving yall for making me believe Price was a proper Tired Old Man™. What do you MEAN he is canonically 38/39 💀

and what do you mean Soap is like? 27? sir you are but wee boy. where are your parents.

#like. i get it. i do. he has the vibes #also ya know. being captain and spending time in a whole ass gulag will add about 30 years to you #EVEN SO!!!#i've been here for what. 2 weeks? if that? and everywhere i look Price is the hot middle aged dilf who looks well into his 50s #AND HE ISN'T EVEN 40??? A YOUNG LAD!! THAT'S EVEN MORE TRAGIC OMG???#i do agree those weird sideburns do NOT help. wasn't too keen on them but. i see it now i do. he pulls them off #i was doing some Research™ and like. what do you mean Soap is my age 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀#they are all SO much younger than i thought omg. which like. okay! fandom and all absolutely 100% fair #(this is NOT me romanticising irl military btw. looking at this through a fictional lens because irl military is. hm. well.#not going into the details of systemic corruption and how unfairly privileged they are)#like. i just wanna wrap him in a blankie and have him take a long nap #all of then really but omg Price NEEDS it #not me getting all soft about some pixels 💀 ANYWAYS!#i am writing this at [ungodly hours of the night] so excuse me if this makes 0 sense. gonna schedule for a less offensive time of the day #anyways x2 #captain john price #cod #cod mw

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morrigan-sims · 7 months ago

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Knight-Commander Theodore Marshall

Carrion's former mentor and father figure, and the commander of the Knights of the Silver Order. Just a Dad trying his best. Regrets nothing more than leaving the boy he knew as Reverence for dead. Unfortunately for him, Reverence Carrion is alive, and wants him dead...

[closeup of his face and official art reference under the cut]

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 CAS #ts4 CAS #adventures in cas #my sims #cas #dnd sims #dnd extras #oc: Theodore Marshall #(he needs a last name bc I have other Theodores. I didn't choose his name it's part of the Official Lore so...)#ts4 fantasy #sims 4 fantasy #ts4 dnd #sims 4 dnd #I couldn't quite get his skintone right so I might have to go back and try and tweak that later.#in the art it's an interesting mix between olive-y and cool-toned and I wasn't quite able to replicate that in sims yet.#I'm gonna keep working on him though.#but yeah. Theodore and Carrion are my 2nd pair of tragic mentor/mentee figures and I'm obsessed with them.#it's so interesting bc Carrion is kinda the villain in this circumstance. Or at least he has a very strong potential to be.#it'll be interesting to see how this plays out in-campaign.#thank you to Izzy for running Drakkenheim for us. It's gonna be so much fun I can't fucking wait.#he's definitely a DILF even if only via his father-like role with Reverence.#The grizzled/tired dad vibes are strong with him for sure.#funnily enough him and Sigmar (Rook's mentor/father figure/betrayer) use the same hair. Which was NOT intentional on my part.#but is very funny.

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awaywithself · 7 months ago

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i can’t believe shuggy got mr. loverman’d. that’s like. the mlm ship equivalent of a royal coronation. congrats to shuggy <<333

#shuggy #good for them #finding out the dramatic clown and the funny dilf have a tragic backstory rooted in miscommunication is insane #suyothoughts

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stargildedskies · 10 months ago

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Help I pulled boothill and he’s consuming all my waking thoughts

#Lyria rambles #lyria is not immune to cowboy #esp dilf cowboy with a tragic backstory #hsr #honkai star rail #boothill #boothill hsr

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fandomfloozy · 1 year ago

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Recently discovered who Rugan is and was wondering why I've never met him

Realized I accidentally killed him in all of my playthrus bc I like stealing the chest he and Olly have

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#it's tragic really #cuz im such a dilf fucker and he seems like a dilf #rip me #baldurs gate 3 rugan #bg3 rugan #rugan bg3 #~°•*andy says things #~°•*bg3

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the-acid-pear · 1 year ago

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Went for a walk but instead of touching grass I started thinking of phones and man I'm so fucking Curious and Hyped to see the Roger route especially to see how different he is from his counterpart in DSaF.

After all, in that universe it really seems that the only thing that made Roger get his shit together after his wife left him and he dropped off med school and shit was fucking Dying and getting to now be Someone Else (see: Scott) but now everyone is already a phone so that possibility is off the table which makes me wonder, is this Roger just not miserable or is there a brand new thing that he found to get his life relatively together?

#luly talks #dialtown #dialtown roger #roger jones #GOD FUCK MAN I HOPE WE ALSO GET TO FINALLY SEE JAKE THEY'RE ROOMIES IT'D BE ONLY FAIR PLEEEEASE I WANNA SEE DA DILF OT2 #but yeah no I'm quite fond of this orange feller he's so sad #he does have kind of a similar thing to what he had before going on i jsut remembered how. god #the fuckign trampoline incident. wish peter would've finished that story w these things happen sometimes! 🤷 christ #but roger really is now just filling the shoes of someone else not bc he's capacitated to do so or not but by sheer fucking chance #i doubt he'll be as tragic as dsaf rogers tho bc . no one is as miserable as they were there thank god #that we are aware of ❓#but still. yesterday seeing dog mention how long this route is already was like RAUGHHGGHRHGE rips my shirt off like a werewolf

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violethyacinth · 9 months ago

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🧍🏻‍♀️ what do you mean I can’t romance Jim?

#coral island #he’s so handsome tho #like yeah yeah I know you can romance his kids and he’s got some tragic backstory w his late wife #(I am only in summer year 1 don’t come for me)#but i want him not the hot young adults #🧍🏻‍♀️#maybe that says some things about me #Ben also kind of give dilf vibes that I’m really digging #I think i’ll romance Ben #but Jim has my heart at this point #vi speaks #Jim coral island #coral island Jim

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m1stm3 · 3 days ago

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OH MY GOD AND A SPIDERVERSE TRAILER???? i’m abt to be so insufferable

#spiderverse was genuinely one of my longest hyperfixations #like u couldn’t have a singular conversation w me w/o me mentioning that fucking movie #i had a year and a half long miguel o’hara phase #those were the days <///3 #still luv me some spiderman 2099 tho don’t get me wrong!!!!#he paved the way for me liking tragic dilfs methinks #can’t wait for all the spiderverse fanfic that’s gonna start coming out again omg

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