#total's tag

[stillafanofsonic]

HES SO FLUFFY AMES. HES SAD AND HES FLUFFY. I NEED. TO HUG HIM.

LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM. SO. FLUFFY!!!!!!

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[bixels]

Baffled.

[dollie-ollie]

grian is so good at making horrors beyond comprehension ❤️

[kensatou]

if nothing else can save america this zero-year-old fairy baby otter with no gender can. chiitan's platform is love. and chaos.

[erabu-san]

Some sketcheeees

[syupon]

I am creation both haunted and holy;

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[sopuu]

two birds on a wire, one can fly and the other cannot

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[the-raindeer-king]

Honestly, you should've known better. Soap was never one to take a joke and drop it, and joke like this? You should've know he'd take it and run with it. You just never thought it'd go this far.

Someone had brought cupcakes, the kind that come with those gaudy plastic rings meant for little kids. You and Soap had ended up with the same ring on top of your cupcakes.

"Oh, hey. They're the same. Guess we're married now."

It was a joke. Something you had laughed off, before ducking out of the break room, missing the way Soap's eyes followed you. Missing the way he stared at you, something dark and hungry in those baby blues.

The next morning, Soap's waiting at your desk with flowers and a coffee. He gives you a bright smile, watching you as you take the flowers with a smile.

"Oh, my favorite! How'd you know?"

"I know all yer favorites. Part of bein' a good husband, aye?"

That makes you pause, coffee halfway to your lips. Husband? It takes you a second to realize he's referring to the joke you made yesterday, and you give him a sheepish smile, shaking your head.

"Johnny, that was a joke. I wasn't -"

"I've got to go. But I'll get ye later. Make a proper wife of ye before the day's over," he promises, leaning down to kiss your cheek.

You don't even have a chance to argue. And when he shows up with Ghost at the end of the day, all you can think to ask is why Ghost is there.

"Johnny said you needed a witness," is Ghost's reply.

[stillafanofsonic]

Eclipse somehow ends up in the Sol Dimension, and runs into Blaze, maybe even Marine. What kind of chaos do you think would ensue

Omg so much chaos.

I think Clippy is running around, having a great time! NO older brother to stop him!

I think Blaze would be suspicious of this person, has no idea who he is. How long will it take her to contact Sonic to come get him.

Eclipse and Marine would cause so much trouble. Blaze might have to send guards to stop them

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[spacizia]

he’s just a swinging space age bachelor man!!!!

[glitchedcosmos]

Smol classic baby cat