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So, in Finland we have this thing called "the church boat"

I'm going to rorschach test you now. What do you see in the picture below:

If you ask this from a Finnish person, you'll have two possible answers: 1, a church boat, or 2, a vulva.

This is pretty much Finland's national symbol everyone knows the meaning of. It's meant to resemble a vulva and the most known name for it is kirkkovene, "a church boat". It's named such because it apparently kind of looks like a long boat rowed by multiple people that was used to get to church in the olden days.

The church boat is a common theme in graffiti

And whenever there's an election, there will always be a bunch of people who vote for the vulva

Many people even speculate that maybe this great shape has shaped Finnish architecture

I just found out that people outside of Finland do not draw church boats and that confused me. Vulgar graffitis everywhere often feature cocks, but the vulva pictures seem to be a Finnish specialty. Why, I couldn't tell you. But when I heard that not everyone knows about church boats, you must understand why I needed to spread this gospel.

Long live the church boat.

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Sometimes the doodly ones are my favourite

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All those cute outfits...frrr.frrrr

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Birth of a revenant.

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satou "apple ribbon🍎 hair arrange"

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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brother what

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for the @sandman-connect4 prompt - Predator

The next story drops Hob into an approximation of Red Riding Hood - he will be made to decide who to trust, who to save, the innocent (?) or the wild thing, the dream or the nightmare. Both are predators in their own right, and Hob knows he'll never be able to choose...

[Part of Go Forth, a story told losely with pictures and snippets - find more on it here and here]

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If tumblr photo editor exists on browser lmk. This has tipped me over to downloading the app I think.

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i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!

WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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funniest boyd holbrook quote ever

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david