#torture report

[tweedfrog]

The maester propaganda thing has gone too far let it go I beg you because why the hell did I just see a video that claimed Maegor actually was loyal to his family and all the bad things written about him were lies by biased maesters

[woman-in-gem]

Local maid finds a flier seeking "allies in the war against the forces of entropy", applies to join magical girl group

Mostly they just redeem monsters of the week with three minute heart-to-heart chats, while indulging in as many Class S shenanigans as they can slip past the censors. But they let her in with the assumption that she's a demure type that can unleash a crimson nightmare flaying blade when driven berserk, which could be handy for season finales

She's not. Her moveset looks like

>Surrender and pledge service >Clean >Curtsey >Attend mistress >Mix household chemicals >Wait

Unfortunately, it turns out 60% of monsters are immune to chlorine gas, but only 6% of magical girls. And everyone keeps putting the gas masks on before transforming, which just makes them uselessly vanish in pops of pink light.

However! Creative application of her 'mix household chemicals' ability allows her to produce 'fresh tea' which can help set the right tone for both 'sincerely imploring monsters to see that there's another way' and 'interpretably platonic confessions of eternal love and devotion.' Such a clever maid!

[escespace]

Gwaine: Thanks for the excuse, Leon must have read some report about grain

Merlin: Were you too lazy to listen to a report?

Gwaine: Oh no, no. I was too lazy to even make it to the council chamber.

[echoing-gravity]

Can Marinette Bench press a building?!

(Ladybugs, also known as lady beetles or ladybird beetles, are able to carry objects that are up to 1,000 times their own weight due to the unique structure of their exoskeletons. An exoskeleton is an external protective covering that provides support and protection to the insect's body. This covering is made up of a material called chitin, which is a strong and lightweight polymer. The exoskeleton also gives ladybugs their characteristic shiny, hard shells. Ladybugs use their powerful leg muscles to lift and carry heavy objects, such as large leaves or other insects. The unique structure of their exoskeleton allows them to distribute the load evenly across their body, making it possible for them to carry heavy objects without being weighed down. Additionally, their strong legs and other muscles are equipped to sustain this weight too)

But like with her legs???

I wanna see a MLB x DC fic where Marinette is working with young justice and like a building fucking falls on them but marinette just fucking kicks it away. Or picks it up. Itd be even more absurdly funny if she wasn't transformed and the super strength is like a kwami side effect.

WHAT IS MARINETTES WEIGHT? IS THERE A CANNON ANSWER??? DO I HAVE TO PULL A MATPAT AND DO PIXEL MEASUREMENT MATHAMATICAL BULLSHIT???? I WANNA KNOW IF SHE CAN LOFT A BUILDING OR NOT!!!

[perfectplac3s]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (the gifted program)

[freddie-77-ao3]

trying to reheat leftovers is like creating a bomb. you gotta be very percise, down to the millisecond, or it's not gonna be right.

[bijoumikhawal]

only going "rape and torture are bad" when people defend Palestinians is pretty fucking scummy, speaking as someone who knows more than the average person on this site does about torture, and hates it real bad and knows a lot of people repeat torture apologia because it's deeply pervasive in modern culture

[jodians]

if taylor swift were to exist in the x files universe, i think scully would be a red/folklore/evermore/tortured poets department type of lady while mulder is the type of guy to kick the door down with shake it off blasting on full volume

[bunnihearted]

my upstairs neighbor is actually fucking insane and idk how im supposed to keep living like this 🙃

[jewishconvertthings]

The amount of incredibly stupid and intentionally bad faith messages I have gotten after these posts is proving why I avoid this topic at all costs. This blog is a positive space and I will keep it that way. I will absolutely not be engaging with anyone on this at all. Save your breath and find something productive to do with your time.

[candycanes19]

[zukkaoru]

i can't get over fukuchi referring to aya as "one of jouno's men" like.. what. jouno has one friend (who he pretends he hates) and three coworkers (who he only likes on certain days) and doesn't talk to anyone else besides criminals he's psychologically tormenting. where are these "men" jouno supposedly has. tell me fukuchi. you think he has people bowing to his every whim, apart from tecchou? you think he has people besides tecchou who like him? don't get me wrong, i adore jouno. but he isn't a likable person. he hates people. he's extremely antisocial. he only depends on himself - that's the whole reason he fails in his fight against fukuchi. the only army he'd ever command would be one someone else gave him reign over. where would he be getting these men from. in four days, no less. why does fukuchi seem to think he's formed an entire coup. how long has jouno been working under you? how long have you known him? yeah maybe next time pay more attention to the people right next to you who could become your enemies instead of being jealous fukuzawa chose parenthood over being your war bf.

[miaoqing]

i've noticed some weird phenomenon where fic authors will go "this is my first time writing torture/gore/violence, i hope i did okay 🥺" and then proceed to write the most HEINOUS, BRUTAL, DIABOLICAL shit known to man

[nando161mando]

Report: The United States Tortured 8,000 People at Abu Ghraib; 70% to 90% of Them Were Innocent

[ficklecat]

here u go