#the torture report
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
youtube
#adam driver#daniel jones#the report movie#not my video#I don't own this video#the torture report#I am sure I have this video on this blog before but it is just that good that I need to repost it.#Youtube
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
The maester propaganda thing has gone too far let it go I beg you because why the hell did I just see a video that claimed Maegor actually was loyal to his family and all the bad things written about him were lies by biased maesters
#maegor the cruel#maegor targaryen#what 13 years without a book does to a fandom#asoiaf#fire and blood#i will be watching this 2 hr pro maegor video tho#shall report back#i guess viserys targaryen just tortured himself to death.???
607 notes
·
View notes
Text
Gwaine: Thanks for the excuse, Leon must have read some report about grain
Merlin: Were you too lazy to listen to a report?
Gwaine: Oh no, no. I was too lazy to even make it to the council chamber.
#This has to be canon#There is no way that anyone would not consider these reports a form of torture#also Merlin and gwaine my babies#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#incorrect quotes#merlin ambrosius#gwaine#sir gwaine#gwaine x merlin#mergwaine#merwaine#platonic#romantic#whatever they want to be#multifandom#shipping#the adventures of merlin#tvseries#tvshows#2000's#fantasy#magic#fiction#ao3#txt.mine#fic writers#writeblr#writers on tumblr#shitty post
97 notes
·
View notes
Text
Can Marinette Bench press a building?!
(Ladybugs, also known as lady beetles or ladybird beetles, are able to carry objects that are up to 1,000 times their own weight due to the unique structure of their exoskeletons. An exoskeleton is an external protective covering that provides support and protection to the insect's body. This covering is made up of a material called chitin, which is a strong and lightweight polymer. The exoskeleton also gives ladybugs their characteristic shiny, hard shells. Ladybugs use their powerful leg muscles to lift and carry heavy objects, such as large leaves or other insects. The unique structure of their exoskeleton allows them to distribute the load evenly across their body, making it possible for them to carry heavy objects without being weighed down. Additionally, their strong legs and other muscles are equipped to sustain this weight too)
But like with her legs???
I wanna see a MLB x DC fic where Marinette is working with young justice and like a building fucking falls on them but marinette just fucking kicks it away. Or picks it up. Itd be even more absurdly funny if she wasn't transformed and the super strength is like a kwami side effect.
WHAT IS MARINETTES WEIGHT? IS THERE A CANNON ANSWER??? DO I HAVE TO PULL A MATPAT AND DO PIXEL MEASUREMENT MATHAMATICAL BULLSHIT???? I WANNA KNOW IF SHE CAN LOFT A BUILDING OR NOT!!!
#mlb x dc#ladybug miraculous#i can't do math#Like 1000 x the weight of a 15 year old is prolly maybe not enough to lift like a skyscraper but like maybe a McDonald's??#I want to see Marinette throw a batburger building at that one crocodile rouge#Or the joker#Yeah no deffo the joker but durring that arc where he trys to torture Tim. Can u tell I ship ShutterBug? Or is it timmette?#Shutterbug is cuter#Anyway#After Mars throws the building at WHOEVER as marinette and not lady bug#We could have the silly miscommunication of oh! Kryptonian! But like it could go angsty if they assume she's stronger than she is like she'#Got super strength but prolly not on Mr. Clark -I am totally just a reporter who is not suspicious at All- Kent#So if Kon or someone patted them on the back at Kryptonian power levels it would prolly result in an ow#Is this Buff Marinette? Does this count? Am I the only one who remembers that au#Also I now headcannon that ladybug has thin plated armor on her suit like an exoskeleton and whenever anyone#Asks her how she can pick up heavy things she says “Oh! Im just Chitin :3” (cheating) puns are contagious and no one is safe#badass marinette#Buff Marinette#marinette dupain cheng#tim drake x marinette dupain cheng#Also Tim totally has the hots for the girl that could snap his spine. Im just saying what we're all thinking
84 notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh, okay, so Cappuccino is legit just irredemable-
#To be clear theres readables you can find that directly state these guys report straight to Cappuccino#This ain't a 'well Scara mostly just fucked around in the Abyss he's only guilty of the REALLY bad stuff by association' dealio-#Cappuccino just. Is directly involved and responsible for torturing animals#(and the same report thingys even say they DON'T GET WHAT HE'S TRYING TO DO-)#(THIS IS ANIMAL CRUELTY FOR ANIMAL CRUELTIES SAKE-)#il capitano#genshin impact#natlan genshin#fatui harbingers#saurians
15 notes
·
View notes
Text
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (the gifted program)
#so many people are mixing up the meaning of “gifted kid”#i always mean it in terms of tested to get in and forced into programs not “she is gifted” on report cards#they genuinely had me thinking i was above everyone else#former gifted kid#gifted kid burnout#gifted kid#waolom#taylor swift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#jordan rants✌🏻#perfectplac3s
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
trying to reheat leftovers is like creating a bomb. you gotta be very percise, down to the millisecond, or it's not gonna be right.
#i just want to eat my goddamn see-ew noodles but I SWEAR the microwave has a personal vendetta against them#also worth noting i don't have experience with making bombs#please don't report me#i swear the closest thing to illegal i've done is testing out chinese water torture on my friend but we were both twelve and in my defense#he agreed to it
16 notes
·
View notes
Text
only going "rape and torture are bad" when people defend Palestinians is pretty fucking scummy, speaking as someone who knows more than the average person on this site does about torture, and hates it real bad and knows a lot of people repeat torture apologia because it's deeply pervasive in modern culture
#cipher talk#Again: yes rape and torture ARE bad. Currently there is limited evidence of that occuring from Palestinian militants#During this operation#Instances may happen and may even be likely purely because this is armed conflict#How come you don't state the same when faced with Israeli opinions?#Because there are MANY. AND I MEAN MANY. Near constant reports of both from Israeli prisons and soldiers!#I get part of it is that frankly American Jews and Jews on tumblr do not see the most rabid forms of Zionism#Because I do remember being shocked when I got more active in Twitter and realized just how deeply racist and genocidal#Some zionists openly were#But I really almost want to laugh because like. A lot of yall are reformniks#The state of Israel does not respect you! It barely thinks you're Jewish! But you defend it so hard!#Claiming it's the only refuge for Jewish refugees in times of crisis like I've seen one rabbi do... completely ignoring how many jews#Are effectively declared not Jewish enough for those very purposes#A few weeks ago I was in fact darkly wondering to myself how they would be used if something happened that made Ugandan Jews into refugees#How they were not Jewish enough for the rabhinate but would surely be used in propaganda if antisemitic violence occurred#About why Israel is 'necessary' even though they were denied upfront
39 notes
·
View notes
Text
65 notes
·
View notes
Text
youtube
#daniel jones#adam driver#the report movie#not my video#i don't own this video#the torture report#Youtube
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
if taylor swift were to exist in the x files universe, i think scully would be a red/folklore/evermore/tortured poets department type of lady while mulder is the type of guy to kick the door down with shake it off blasting on full volume
#scully is in the office doing a report and all she hears is ‘I STAY OUT TOO LATE-’#cut to mulder walking through the door like :D#i tried to figure out what albums he would like and figured it would be fearless or 1989#maybe i just need to see david duchovny shake his ass to style#dana scully#fox mulder#the x files#x files#txf#gillian anderson#david duchovny#taylor swift#red taylor’s version#red tv#folklore#folklore taylor swift#evermore#evermore taylor swift#folkmore#the tortured poets department#ttpd#fearless tv#fearless taylor's version#1989 tv#1989 taylor's version#swiftie#xfileslor#text post#shitpost
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
my upstairs neighbor is actually fucking insane and idk how im supposed to keep living like this 🙃
#it sounds like he's moving stuff and renovating constantly every day#like .... this is not normal and NO ONE would be able to be ok with living like this when it's been over a year of this#it's like that chinese torture method#when you're locked in a room and they let a bucket drip constantly non stop every day#the same noise all the time you cant escape will affect your psyche very negatively#like i cant escape because inside my own home i have to listen to some fucking crazy person#move stuff around all the time#and like i know he does illegal work and has a workshop up there but no one cares#like even if i'd contact the landlord office they wont care or do anything#so im just forced to live beneath some pos who makes noise... all day... everyday. it drives me crazy#like maybe some of y'all think im whiny or stupid or exaggarating but THIS IS NOT NORMALLLLLLLLL#you're not supposed to hear your neighbor have a workshop from home everyday all day#those noises drive me insane i cant live like thissssss i hate it#i dont like being a snitch or whatever but i've started to consider reporting him for the illegal work he does#but im not gonna bc they wont do anything#ppl are allowed to do whatever they want 💗#but if they drive you insane and you snap suddenly YOURE the bad guy and will end up in prison#everyone are insane i hate everyone im going crazy i fkn hate him so much#sometimes i consider just doing the deed and k wording him#then at least i will never be homeless bc i can live in prison. and i'll always have food lol#and i can exercise and write and read... learn languages. yeah sounds cool
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
The amount of incredibly stupid and intentionally bad faith messages I have gotten after these posts is proving why I avoid this topic at all costs. This blog is a positive space and I will keep it that way. I will absolutely not be engaging with anyone on this at all. Save your breath and find something productive to do with your time.
#I'm literally going to delete it without comment so just Don't#if it's nasty I will block and/or report as needed#anyway I guess if I get cancelled for saying that rape and torture are bad no matter who the targets are#then I've apparently upset the right people
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
i can't get over fukuchi referring to aya as "one of jouno's men" like.. what. jouno has one friend (who he pretends he hates) and three coworkers (who he only likes on certain days) and doesn't talk to anyone else besides criminals he's psychologically tormenting. where are these "men" jouno supposedly has. tell me fukuchi. you think he has people bowing to his every whim, apart from tecchou? you think he has people besides tecchou who like him? don't get me wrong, i adore jouno. but he isn't a likable person. he hates people. he's extremely antisocial. he only depends on himself - that's the whole reason he fails in his fight against fukuchi. the only army he'd ever command would be one someone else gave him reign over. where would he be getting these men from. in four days, no less. why does fukuchi seem to think he's formed an entire coup. how long has jouno been working under you? how long have you known him? yeah maybe next time pay more attention to the people right next to you who could become your enemies instead of being jealous fukuzawa chose parenthood over being your war bf.
#i love love love jouno with my entire heart#mans is NOT a likable person#he's mean. he says terrible things to the people he cares about and he doesn't apologize.#he enjoys psychologically torturing criminals.#tecchou is his ONLY real friend and he wouldn't be caught dead saying he's friends with tecchou#i am so desparate to know WHERE fukuchi thinks he gathered up an entire coup from#girl........ this is JOUNO.#he's had four days. he has no men. he has one ten year old girl he had to bully in order to pass her a secret note#knowing she wouldn't be able to save him if things went wrong and all she'd be able to do would be report to the agency#besides you know if he DID have men tecchou would be his number 1 right hand man#maybe you should be more worried about that hm??#hello grace here#bsd s5#grace reads bsd
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
Report: The United States Tortured 8,000 People at Abu Ghraib; 70% to 90% of Them Were Innocent
#Report: The United States Tortured 8#000 People at Abu Ghraib; 70% to 90% of Them Were Innocent#usa news#usa#american#america#abu ghraib#tw torture#tortured#class war#fascism#imperialism#colonialism#statism#capitalism#oppression#repression#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#oppressor#free all oppressed peoples#pedagogy of the oppressed
7 notes
·
View notes