#the torture report

[candycanes19]

[tweedfrog]

The maester propaganda thing has gone too far let it go I beg you because why the hell did I just see a video that claimed Maegor actually was loyal to his family and all the bad things written about him were lies by biased maesters

[escespace]

Gwaine: Thanks for the excuse, Leon must have read some report about grain

Merlin: Were you too lazy to listen to a report?

Gwaine: Oh no, no. I was too lazy to even make it to the council chamber.

[sacr1ficialang3l]

how is it that TTPD gets even BETTER every time i listen to it front to back!?!?

[yellowistheraddest]

took a bit of time away from writing, decided to try to figure out a way how to draw eyes better and immediately drew like 3 people with insane fake lashes because my brain has been broken and i dont know what eyes look like anymore

[blububs]

Whenever I tell doctors that I'm dissociating or that I did dissociate they ignore me and then they put the word dissociating or dissociation in quotes. Why the fuck do they do that? Do they not believe that dissociation is possible? Or maybe it's just not possible for me? Is there something I'm missing? This is why I don't seek out doctors. Y'all go to have to catch me every time.

[inkperch]

Oh, okay, so Cappuccino is legit just irredemable-

[freddie-77-ao3]

trying to reheat leftovers is like creating a bomb. you gotta be very percise, down to the millisecond, or it's not gonna be right.

[sailorkamina]

Anyways all that to say, you don't need to invent new wrongs to be mad about, Bruce has plenty of those already! But that is very definitely not one of them

[ms-hells-bells]

Why do I keep getting trash ass neighbours that get pitties then never train or exercise them and then yell at and beat them for their non stop barking

[carnage-cathedral]

oh yeah btw guys when that guy set the fire it was not the first time we'd been in a house fire/fire related situation this has happened many many times throughout our life and he was fully aware of that when he set it

[zukkaoru]

i can't get over fukuchi referring to aya as "one of jouno's men" like.. what. jouno has one friend (who he pretends he hates) and three coworkers (who he only likes on certain days) and doesn't talk to anyone else besides criminals he's psychologically tormenting. where are these "men" jouno supposedly has. tell me fukuchi. you think he has people bowing to his every whim, apart from tecchou? you think he has people besides tecchou who like him? don't get me wrong, i adore jouno. but he isn't a likable person. he hates people. he's extremely antisocial. he only depends on himself - that's the whole reason he fails in his fight against fukuchi. the only army he'd ever command would be one someone else gave him reign over. where would he be getting these men from. in four days, no less. why does fukuchi seem to think he's formed an entire coup. how long has jouno been working under you? how long have you known him? yeah maybe next time pay more attention to the people right next to you who could become your enemies instead of being jealous fukuzawa chose parenthood over being your war bf.

[dimitrisatticus]

Is this a JoJo reference?

You can't convince me that Taylor didn't binged some Stone Ocean episodes while writing TTPD!

"Fresh out the Slammer" could be a reference to Jolyne's relationship with Romeo who didn't undestand her. She did run back to his home when she was fresh out (of) the slammer although in a totally different context. "He was with her in her dreams" once again in a totally different context as she was thinking of her revenge. Meanwhile she was wearing "gray and blue" in prison, had "fights" and was literally "handcuffed".

It only gets more clear when the next song in the disc is titled after freaking Florida, where of course Stone Ocean takes place. From the "hurricane with her name in it" (a reference to both Weather Report's powers and Pucci's schemes) to "barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine / well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time / Yes, I'm haunted, but I'm feeling just fine" (Emporio and his Stand) and "All my girls got (...) their crimes" (Hermes and F.F.) to "So I did my best to lay to rest / all of the bodies that have ever been on my body / and in my mind, they sink into the swamp" (the swamps where F.F. arc took place). "At least the dolls are beautiful" for Goo Goo Dolls and "what a crash" for the one that kick started Part 6.

Don't get me started on "Guilty as sin?" for Father Pucci and DIO, who was metaphorically "drowning in the Blue Nile" during Part 3, which took place in Egypt. The next lyrics (Crashing into him tonight, he's a paradox / I'm seeing visions / am I bad, or mad, or wise?) describe their entire first meeting. And it continues with "How i long for our tryst" (once more Pucci's plan) / without ever touching his skin (a certain flashback) / how can I be guilty as sin? (as he considers his goal rightful). Finally, a priest is also referenced in "Black dog".

Definitely not the weirdest theory about T.S.' lyrics you have ever heard, right?

[liuisi]

in pubmed hell