#top!arthur pendragon

[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

Mage Merlin: [going through a list of items in his mind]

Knight Arthur: [looking at the map]

Mage Merlin: [looks over to Arthur] Are we nearing our first stop? I do wish to make camp before the sun sets or any bandits attacking us.

Knight Arthur: [nodding] Yes, I see a little area here on the map we can rest for a bit just a couple more paces ahead and we'll reach it.

Mage Merlin: [stretching before pulling his horses reins] Wonderful, I'd like get settled in quick, I'm not meant for riding horses.

Knight Arthur: [chuckling] Is your little bottom sore, Merlin?

Mage Merlin: [oblivious] Yes and it's your fault I can't sit properly!

Knight Arthur: [his mind completely went south into the deep dank gutter of filth, starring Merlin's bottom, he choked]

Mage Merlin: [looks over to his partner in concern and reaches out to slap Arthur's back] Arthur? You're not suddenly dying are you? You need to tell me so I can write your will, just in case.

Knight Arthur: [coughing] Shut up Merlin.

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[cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu]

"You're a such greedy little thing, hm?"

"Arthur, more? Please?"

"So greedy. I love this look on you." – Prince Arthur and manservant Merlin

[Merlin's real duties as his manservant was to lie in bed waiting, slicked, and ready to be used for pleasure. He can order someone else to take care of the duties outside of his chamber's. Merlin doesn't need to worry for nothing but moaning for more of him, his prince.]

[justaz]

stumbled across that deleted scene of merlin complimenting the knights and forcing arthur into jealous sparring to impress merlin and i just. god. they are so gay. that scene was straight out of a fanfic. since we treat the sigil scene as canon despite it being deleted, i move to motion that we address that scene as canon as well. all in favor, read this post. oh look at that, its unanimous.

[akelafang]

Post magic reveal Merlin who is tired of Arthur still underestimating him, using his magic to push said pratty prince into a wall and getting up in his face to demonstrate his point: I could take over your entire kingdom if I wanted without lifting a finger Arthur the besotted idiot who has been teasing Merlin to goad him into using his magic on him and is getting exactly the reaction he was hoping for: I know

[lesbicosmos]

merlin episodes summarised in the gayest possible way:

arthur disobeys uther and risks his life to get merlin a really rare flower

merlin and arthur spend several minutes arguing over who will die for the other (this one actually happens several times)

some guy tries to take over merlin's job, merlin only realises he's possessed by the spirit of a dead sorcerer because he's too obsessed and jealous of how much arthur seems to like him

merlin gets really jealous around arthur's new girlfriend, desperate to sabotage their date

arthur is completely oblivious to the fact his own wife is enchanted, but notices and gets really worried when merlin doesn't smile for two days

[godmerlin]

Merlin 1x10 The Moment of Truth

[mythmerth]

there’s something about the pure, undivided devotion between Merlin and Arthur that gets me hook line and sinker.

I would do anything for you, I would deny myself and my beliefs for you. I would destroy for you, I would build for you, I would give up my life if that’s what you really wanted. it’s dangerous, a truly dangerous type of devotion and love if put into the wrong hands, but the thing about them is that they value each others wellbeing more than their own and it creates a balance. I would give up my life for you, but you would sooner fall on your own sword than take my life and I would let the world implode before I see you fall, so both of us are protected in the end.

A love so overpowering that there’s a mutual worship, glorification, they understand each other as deeply flawed humans but are devoted in a nearly religious manner. you’re stupid and a pain in the ass and so painfully human and yes I would fight God and the devil by myself to put you on their thrones if you wish it.

[mandoriana]

*When Gwaine discovers that Merlin is a virgin*

Gwaine: WHAT THE HELL, MERLIN!

Merlin, *genuinely scared*: What, what happened?

Gwaine: HOW COME YOU'RE A VIRGIN?!

Merlin, *blushing*: And what does that have to do with you?!

Gwaine, *gesticulating dramatically*: YOU'RE MORE SLUT THAN I AM!

Merlin, *completely red with embarrassment*: NO, I'M NOT!

Gwaine: YES, YOU ARE! HOW CAN YOU BE A VIRGIN AND A SLUT?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD?!

Merlin, *trying to defend himself*: I just... I just haven't found the right person yet!

Gwaine, *laughing*: The right person? Merlin, you could have anyone, even me! Why not me?! *joking*

Merlin, *sulking*: So what? I have my principles!

Gwaine, *winking*: Oh, so you're waiting for someone special? Maybe a certain idiot "princess"?

Merlin, *rolling his eyes*: Oh, shut up, Gwaine!

Gwaine, *hugging Merlin from the side*: Don't worry, Merlin. We'll find someone who deserves you. Until then, you remain the purest promiscuous person I know!

Gwaine approaches Merlin with a mischievous smile.

Gwaine: You know, Merlin, I always thought you had a secret, but this... this is pure gold!

Merlin, *sighing*: I knew telling you was a mistake.

Gwaine: Ah, relax! Let's throw a "Merlin's Farewell to Virginity" party! We'll invite everyone, even Arthur.

Merlin, *horrified*: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

Gwaine, *laughing loudly*: Oh, Merlin, you're too much! But seriously, if you need tips, I'm a great teacher. *wiggles eyebrows*

Merlin, *sarcastically*: Oh, sure, because I really want to learn from you, the guy who hasn't asked Percival out yet.

Gwaine: Hey, I'm mentally preparing! Have you seen the size of Percival? He'd break me in half!

Merlin: Oh, so you're the bottom? *teases*

Gwaine: Are you saying you're not?

Merlin: Shut up, Gwaine.😒

Gwaine: 😏

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

Headcanon that George learnt some basic magic and uses it exclusively for cleaning.

Can’t reach the top of the wardrobe to dust?

Magic a rag to do it.

Arthur saw him once but when George said what he used it for, “I’m a servant, sire. My duty is to clean the castle. I found a tool that makes me more efficient at my job and would rather continue as I am. Sire.��� Arthur decided he wasn’t doing any harm and that the ‘corruption’ had already gotten to him but it had only made him obnoxiously boring so it was easier to let him be.

Merlin fully disagrees with both points because to the first, George is really trying to become him? What the hell. He’s not willing to lose his job to George of all people.

And to the second, he just adamantly refuses to believe that George is actually boring, his running theory is that he doesn’t like anyone in the castle enough to want to talk to them so he does his best to deter them by refusing to be social. It’s because Merlin heard George break character after a feast once while he thought he was alone when one of the nobles dented a brass tray and George cussed them out so bad that when Merlin repeated what he’d said at training the next day, quite a few of the knights had blushed. Even Gwaine was impressed.

He’s been trying to befriend George ever since, and it’s just not worked. He’s pretty damn close to revealing his magic so they’ll have something in common, but he also doesn’t know if brass genuinely is George’s idea of an interesting conversation starter, he might send Gwen out drinking with him so they can talk about metal or forges or something and she can bring back the intel.

[chappellcastiel]

Live footage of Merlin trying to keep it together when Arthur and gwaine start doing their weird competitive homoerotic practice duels during training:

[atdawn]

MERLIN | 4.04 Aithusa

[cinnabons-treasure-trove]

Merlin: [walking]

Dragonish Arthur: [following behind] Merlin, this would go much quicker if you ride me

Merlin: My arse will hurt if I ride you

Dragonish Arthur: No it won't

Merlin: I'm not riding you bareback Arthur

Merlin and Arthur were definitely talking about "flying" but to an outsider listening in? It surely didn't sound like it.

Which is exactly what the bandits hiding in the bushes were thinking of especially because of the tall, bulky, half human-lizard trailing after the skinny lad and well, the conversation between the two seemed kinda dodgy and as bandits they know dodgy...best to retreat when the big golden guy stopped suddenly and looked at their direction, growling menacingly.

Fuck this, being a bandit is not worth being killed by whatever the heck that guy is. Nope.

Before Arthur could pounce the humans hiding in the bushes he sensed them running away which confused him, he looked at his manservant who just shrugged.

[cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu]

"I think you've forgotten sire, I need you provide me with something...a little more substantial to fit my mouth around if you want me at the council meeting."

"You minx."

"Only because you love shutting me up that way." – King Arthur and Court Sorcerer Merlin

[Since becoming court sorcerer Merlin has been nothing but a teasing tart, using magic to conjure raunchy images of himself into King Arthur's mind in the most inopportune moments]

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[akelafang]

Merlin jokingly calls Arthur a good boy and Arthur just short circuits as he discovers a kink he didn't know he had. Merlin notices and gleefully uses this against Arthur, in more ways than one

[tiredcowboyy]

I can only conclude that the reason arthur was so blind to merlins magic was because he couldnt actually have a coherent thought around him because he was so besotted and distracted by him