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Miso soup and exhaustion pair well together on this Saturday morning
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*shuffles in carrying teddy bear and book*
Wassup?
*vaguely checks phone and social media - nothing happening. Stifles a yawn*
See ya later
*shuffles back to bed, snuggles under covers starts snoring*
#had a rough night#insomnia strikes again#too old for this crap#havent even had my first cup of tea yet
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Was talking to a group of junior high kids and the topic of personal aesthetic came up and I (in my apparent old peopleness) said that one of the girls in the circle gave me VSCO girl energy. I have been informed that that is not a thing now. What I wanna know is who was supposed to send the email to my millennial butt that VSCO is now called coconut vibes?!?
#millennial problems#too old for this crap#vsco girl#coconut aesthetic#I thought I was cool#guess not#what is this world coming to#i just can't#what is bussin??#I need an interpreter now#send help#or a child#urban dictionary is not helping#teacher problems
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another old iz drawing gathering dust in the files i decided to fix up a bit...
#iz#invader zim#art#woof. a real old one too#cleaning up ur files and u find a bunch of crap u never finished#i distinctly remeber eating a bad tuna sandwhich while drawing this one
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WE OUTSIDE
dedication under the cut:
i originally started this just a few days before janice burgess passed away. if you have been following me for a while, you'd know that the backyardigans is still one of my all time favorite shows to this day: a major brainworm ive had since i was first popped out the womb.
she had such a huge hand in me and my siblings childhoods outside of backyardigans, as well, and i cant understate how much it means to me to see a black woman have such a major role in various popular animated franchises.
RIP to one of my greatest animation inspos, ESPECIALLY when it comes to children's entertainment. the fact that mrs. burgess passed on the day before my birthday hurts especially, so i dedicate this drawing to her! i would not be who i am w/o these goobers, so thank you
#RIP Janice Burgess#the backyardigans#backyardigans#uniqua#pablo backyardigans#austin backyardigans#tasha backyardigans#tyrone backyardigans#this and akira's passing leading up to my bday really hurt my soul#literally one of the post impactful series in my life.#it literally help lay the foundation for little old preschool me + its fun as hell to revisit#shumm's art#medibang paint pro#medibang#digital art#artists on tumblr#nick jr#noggin#2000s nostalgia#and this show turns 20 in august??? holy crap.#now i HAVE to make a video#backyardigans redesign#? i suppose#i didnt want to change too much but you can tell the designs were simplified specifically because its early 2000s cgi#screenshot redraw
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I have this confessions blog blocked because it’s full of vile crap that lands in the Homelander tag and I prefer not to browse through it but someone linked me to this absolute gem from earlier this month. Wow, this is the best #prostategate 2024 post, you win, I’m in blissful tears, almost worth unblocking the account to not miss these page-long tirades.
Under the cut for low IQ and high aggression
I’m in tears. If it’s a parody, it’s a good one.
#laugh rule#the medical profeshunul has entered the chat#did you know BPH causes debilitating pain#I wonder how most men even live past 60 in such agony#no old gay men have sex#because ejaculation is painful and so is bottoming according to the profeshunul#BPH can be cancer! breaking scientific news#fandumb indeed#another entry in ‘only I’m media literate’ tumblr brainrot#homelander#the boys season 4#the boys#the boys tv#no I’m not reblogging from the origin#too much crap to unblock it#prostategate 2024#this fandom wank is still going I can’t believe it
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it's a real shame roberto never actually met knives. you just know he would have called him hundred spoons to his face.
that man may not be a century and a half old but he clearly has seen some shit. he didn't have many fucks left to give and honoring what was essentialy some guys edgy villain name was not going to make it on the list
#like dont get me wrong there is a lot going on with knives#he has trauma and deep emotional issues and waht not#but looking at it from the angle of 'its a stupit siblingfights between two walking nukes' it is pretty funny#from that point knives basically has a tempertantrum and roberto is too old for that crap#again it's a lot deeper than that dont get me wrong but it is a funny thought#roberto de niro#millions knives#trigun
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Maturing is realizing that this scene:
Was Oogway letting Shifu face his own problems (it's crucial to his development).
#kung fu panda#kfp1#master oogway#master shifu#Oogway saw Shifu was going to ask him to clean up the mess Shifu made (again) and rightfully noped out#he's too old for that crap#also while allowing both shifu and po the opportunity to become better
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I've been seeing a post on my dash where some USAmerican tumblrina feels sorry for the rest of the world because we don't have Halloween, and that we should steal it for ourselves, too.
I just... uuuugggghhh. Dear worried USAmerican tumblrina: please do not feel sorry for us, at least not about that particular issue.
Like. As far as Finland goes (but I'm 100% certain this applies to a bunch of other countries all over the globe too), our supermarkets and our shopping centres are trying their absolute hardest to shove Halloween down our throats. They really, really try. From Halloween themed doughnuts to Halloween balls and Halloween garlands (for our Halloween trees?? I really have no idea), it's all over the place. It may not actually be celebrated to the extent it is in the US, but it certainly cannot be escaped, and as long as there's plastic crap to sell, it's not going away.
If I could, I'd shove all that nonsense into a cargo container and return it to where it came from. But I can't! You'll catch me dead before you'll catch me buying a Halloween themed Runeberg torte, though.
#and I'm saying all this as someone who likes the Halloween aesthetic and the spooky scary skeletons and all that!#also I'm not saying Halloween is not *celebrated* here at all. there are Halloween parties and even some trick-or-treaters#I think the parties are fine. they predate the commercialization actually#I remember a friend threw a Halloween party when we were kids and we did cute little homemade vampire looks#that was fun! that was a good time!#but all the plastic crap that's being sold to us these days that sheds microplastics when you as much as look at it? that's not fun#and trick-or-treating is not super fun either because we already have a native go-door-to-door-begging-for-candy holiday before Easter#call me an old curmudgeon but twice a year is too much. no child needs that amount of sugar; no adult needs to have that amount of goodwill#so if anyone tries that imported nonsense at my door I will 100% not open. maybe yell at them through the door to piss off if they persist#td;dr: sometimes I just feel so done with the way USAmerican culture is shoved down our throats all the time everywhere
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Sneak peek of the Day
Mickhail bites his lip, quickly scanning the surroundings as if weighing the risks. His eyes dart back to you and Telio, and you can see the war of emotions playing out on his face—between wanting to leave, to keep you safe, and knowing deep down that you’re right.
"You're a pain," he mutters, the frustration still there, but softer now. "You couldn't be normal kids, no! Well, fine!"
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what i wish people would also explore more when it comes to Percy is the other side of his feelings about his mom about family and his childhood but this fandom is too afraid to paint Sally even in the slightest bad light (even if it's not bad just acknowledging her flaws because she's a human being and not perfect) that no one will touch on that subject. like yes Sally is the best mom but she also isn't and that's the thing! She isn't perfect! but she tried her best but her best still got Percy hurt and it isn't her fault at all but that's the tragedy of it. i want Percy's feelings about this explored. how he grew up with a loving mom but an abusive step father. how his step father would humiliate him and call him stupid but then his mom soothed him and told him he's not the things Gabe calls him. how Gabe would hurt him and Sally would be there to make him happy and loved but at the same time she stayed with him. i want Percy's feelings explored about how he knows his mother loves him but her absence still hurt him. she would work so much to have money to raise him she did that for him but at the same time it meant Percy was left alone or with Gabe. Sally gave up so much for him, she sent him away to protect him but at the same time he was sent away from his mom. she's the only parent he has because his father is absent and Gabe is not actually a parental figure at all but she's also often absent in his life too and that must have left him with such mixed feelings because it's not all black and white! Sally's love protected him but also hurt him. Percy loves his mom so so so much but there's also this deep-seated bitterness and hurt and anger he never let himself feel and then the guilt for having those feelings because his mom loves him he knows that and she gave up so much for him and she married a monster that abused her to protect him, he knows that but it doesn't make it hurt any less. the mess his emotions are because he knows his mom suffered for him and did it from her love for him but he still desperately wishes she never married that monster that he wouldn't have to have the childhood he had with him that he wouldn't have to live with the trauma he was left with. this all is exactly what makes their relationship so fascinating and also heartbreaking.
or the idea of Percy having weird mixed feelings after Estelle is born because that's his little sister and he loves her with his whole heart and would do anything for her and wants only the best for her but there's also this little jealous monster deep down that wonders why she gets to have a loving mom and a loving dad and a happy normal life but he never got that. why does she deserve it but not him? why couldn't he have that too? doesn't he deserve that too? he was just a child too so why why why??? and then the guilt of feeling that way too it makes me want to scream. emotions are fucking messy and they can be really ugly and they can make you hate yourself and there's no way Percy's feelings aren't a mess when it comes to this and i want to see it explored so badly!
and with Sally too! her feelings about Percy because she did so much and tried her best but sometimes unfortunately your best isn't good enough and it still got her beloved son hurt and she hates it and feels so guilty but she just has to live with that but she can't help to wish it was different. that their lives would be different. better. normal. she can't help but to wish she didn't have to do the things she's done, didn't have to suffer so much just to protect her child. can't help to wish she didn't have to worry so much, didn't have to be so scared about Percy, didn't have to be terrified that one day he won't come back home to her, that she won't be able to hold her son anymore because he will be gone, she just wishes he didn't have to suffer so much, she just wishes and wishes and wishes
and i just wish people weren't so afraid to explore this because it's so heartwrenching and yes if you want something do it yourself but unfortunately i cannot write nor am i able to handle this topic in a way it deserves so i am left only with rambling about it on here thank you
#i am not trying to victim blame or anything i love Sally and she did her best and didn't deserve any of the crap life gave her#but there's just something so tragic about the fact that she married a vile man and suffered abuse to protect her son#just for her decision to hurt him anyways just in a different way but the only other option would probably be Percy ending up dead#so she can't really truly regret it but she just wishes those weren't their only options#that she didn't have to do this just so that her child could stay alive#thinking about it makes me go feral#they had no choice but to suffer there was no way for their lives to be without this much hurt and trauma and it's terrible#and they didn't deserve it but there was so much love too#but the horrible thing is that that love just wasn't enough to save them from all that pain and i need to be sedated bye#percy jackson#sally jackson#pjo#hoo#percy and sally#percy jackon and the olympians#whatever you do don't think about a six years old lonely Percy sitting in a corner waiting for his mom to come back home from work#and he knows she loves him but he misses her so much when she spends so much time in work and that hurts#don't think about a ten years old Percy being sent away to a boarding school and he knows his mom loves him#but what if she's sending him away because he's just too much? or not enough? and what if she doesn't want him anymore?#and he knows that's not true but what if?#i'm thinking it#okay i think that's enough
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It is so ridiculous that toichiro decided that a LITERAL MIDDLE SCHOOLER was his worst enemy. DUDE. GET A GRIP OH MY GOD
#he fr saw Mob give his son a little bit of power after toichiro beat the crap out of him and went “that kid. im gonna fucking kill him”#YOURE WHAT? 37? GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF THIS IS SO PATHETIC#you are a grown man deciding that your rival is some 14 year old kid#AND HE DECIDED THAT INSTANTANEOUSLY TOO#HE ONLY SAW IT FOR A SECOND#on sight#also he just kicked dimple#why cant dimple catch a break jfc#ik hes already dead but like. leave him ALONE#why does dimple always get beat up whenever someone's trying to kill Mob#why are all of these grown adults trying to kill Mob in the first place#mp100#jfc
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EXCUSE ME???
Do people not have any relevant or interesting thought about Sundowner?
An interesting fact about Sundowner is that he basically lived a normal life until he realised he was too poor to go to college so joined the army and fell in love with the violence. How about we explore that instead
#Didn't wanna sully dnuoh's post with trash about Mr Clean#Sundowner has so much fun material going for him it kinda sucks that he's not so represented in the fandom#Not like I'm one to talk considering most of my crap is Monsoon worship#But I hope to get down to business with the old man when I'm free of Jimmy's clutches#But I'm too involved with Jimmy right now so.... 😩Jimmy
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I can’t believe I have to say this again.
But like.
Do not leave comments that bash on the actual show whilst ‘complimenting’ my fanworks. It does not make me happy at all IN FACT I really HATE it when people do that.
I create stuff for this fandom because I adore the show with all its flaws and everything. I grew up with the show and I adore the characters so much. So when I receive comments or tags saying stuff like “Ugh if only the writers knew how to write like that” or “You should be in charge of canon cos canon is shit lol”, it just fucks up my mood and it makes me feel grossed out.
There are millions of things out there to write or say to other people about their work without having to bring down canon and what the actual professionals have worked on.
Keep your gripes about the show off my work.
#miraculous ladybug#miraculous ladybug and chat noir#ml fandom salt#i've been getting too many of this crap for years and some of them just get too personal#like for example in one of my AUs for fun i had marinette be able to speak chinese in a different dialect#and i had someone who praised me for it BUT bashed on the show for making marinette clueless about mandarin#which kinda pissed me off cos like#i have chinese in me but don't speak any of the languages there so does that mean i'm invalid too? lol#and in one of my recent writing i had someone lament that they wished i was writing for the show#like okay i know you mean it in a good way and you're not directly bashing the show#but the reason i can get away with creating and characterising the way i do is because i am working on them all ALONE#with no zag or money or producers getting in the way#and the stuff i create is always aimed to an audience that#is at least 15 years old#anyways if i keep going the tags will be longer than the river thames#my point is#keep your gripes private or off of other people's work#i wanna hear about what you LIKE about what i've created#not what the show has failed to do for you and whining about it
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The most ridiculous thing in Wandee Goodday is that they make a big deal out of the whole fake-boyfriends situation, but the only time Yoryak and Wandee actually pretended anything was when they played up in front of the hospital staff, and only slightly because it wasn't far off from how they already behave normally.
I mean, calling to check up on one another, saying they miss each other, cooking meals and watching movies together, feeling jealous of potential rivals and steadily finding their way into each others lives, yeah, totally just pretending to be boyfriends, nothing real there lol.
#wandee goodday the series#also the fact that they too old to pull crap like this is not unnoticed lol#I get that they both have their reasons to keep the relationship on the downlow but still
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