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[hyperpotamianarch]

In theory yes, in practice - please make sure we share some interests before you do that. It would turn awkward otherwise.

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[hyperions-light]

ceaselessly rotating the veilguard companions around in my head so I can see all the ways their stories are interconnected

Shokra toh ebra. You must struggle with what you are.

What is a Warden? A monster hunter, the one who will make the ultimate sacrifice to hold back the dark? A protector? Can they be something else? Do they get to give the gift of life, of joy, instead of only preventing more destruction?

What is a monster? If you become one, if you reach a place where you cannot recognize yourself, how do you start putting everything back together? How do you see yourself as worth saving? What makes someone a monster, anyway? Pain?

Is anyone beyond redemption? What do you do when someone you love is hurting other people? Is it worth trying to save them, to fix them, for the love you share? Should you try, when they are causing people pain?

If the pain is in you, if it is so strong it threatens to consume you, how do you face it? How do you hold the anger and the anguish that is your inheritance inside of you and remain yourself?

How do you overcome something you have spent a lifetime trying to face, when finally it is in front of you, when it can no longer be ignored? How do you let go of something or someone that is so precious to you that it has sustained you?

Someone so influential that they have defined you? How do you know yourself apart from them? When they are gone, who will you be? How will you honor their legacy, how they loved you?

How do you love something right? Is it more important to protect what exists, no matter what it costs you, or to be an example to aspire to, even if it is frustrating and difficult? Should you become the monster, if it means you protect what’s important?

If you are the example, if you stay your hand, what do you do in the aftermath? If you save the person you love from their own mistakes, who are they to you now? If you don’t save them, if they’re gone, then how do you keep going? If you lose your purpose, if you can no longer be what you were, then how do you make a new one? And on, and on.

they’re so entangled with one another

when you pull on a loose thread in one story it will lead you to the next one

Obsessed. Never getting over them

[mychlapci]

I know we love knocking up tfa Prowl but I just caught a look at Jazz after a while, good god does that robot need to put on some weight. Fatten him up, put a baby in him, whatever it takes to get some meat on those bones/mesh on that protoform

Ultra Magnus should give Jazz the highest honor of bringing a new Magnus to Cybertron. He's going to have to go through a lot of training to be ready to carry his heir. Sentinel is so pissed, he wanted to be next in line for the job, or at the very least if he was getting skipped, he should get to have Ultra Magnus' baby. Because of the piss poor job he did at running Cybertron last time Magnus was down though, the council decided to bring back the old tradition of an heir to take the title, since there were no other acceptable options what with Optimus staying on earth after the whole decepticon incident.

Sentinel stews in his jealousy as he watches Jazz report in every day looking just a bit bigger each cycle. It's a slow process considering how small he started, but in order to be a good carrier Jazz needs to put on some weight to support the sparkling. His thighs start getting nice and round and he gets proper curves soon. It would be easy for Jazz to be embarrassed about suddenly putting on tons and having most of it go to his aft, but Magnus praises him every day and tells him he's doing a good job and a great service for Cybertron.

Soon enough, once Jazz's tummy becomes a soft pouch of grabbable mesh and his cheeks become nice and chubby, Ultra finally declares Jazz fit for carrying. In order to have the best odds of sparking, Ultra Magnus fucks him constantly. In Magnus' office, Jazz is in his lap warming his spike, he's been like that for hours. On the command deck of their ship, Ultra Magnus is matching his fragging pace to the turbulence. Ultra has to take a call from the council, he'll have Jazz riding him the entire time so they can all watch and make sure Jazz is keeping up with his duties. It's adorable really the way energon rushes to his face as his jiggly aft bounces on Ultra Magnus in front of the entire cybertronian government. Jazz is happy to be helping, but Primus, he would like to be just a little more lowkey.

When Jazz is finally sparked, he gets even fatter. The future Magnus is going to be a huge mech, anyone could tell just from how huge Jazz became. He has to continue drinking his nutrient dense energon mix to keep his little one big and strong, which also makes Jazz's frame even more soft and gorgeous. It's almost impossible to lose any of the weight the way he gets coddled by Magnus and the council. Everyone is so concerned for the growing magnus that they practically grounded Jazz. He stays laid up in Ultra's giant luxurious berth all day because no one wants him to tire himself out walking. Bots bring him energon on a tight schedule, even when he's not hungry he has to finish his cube so the little one gets what it needs. Jazz does enjoy the pampering, but he thinks he'd much rather go back to his quiet life of being non essential to the future of his planet when he was finished carrying. -🌱

hrghh Jazz is so fucking cute, we absolutely need to fatten him up. he is the best candidate to carry Ultra Magnus' heir, it's a pity he has that little waist. thankfully, it's very easy to remedy :)

Jazz probably cannot lose any of his gained weight even once the baby's out, much to his dismay. he doesn't mind being bigger, but he hoped he could return to his duties, or at least, half of them, after he's fullfilled his duty to the Magnus. but no, this means that his body is just primed to take Ultra Magnus' seed and keep bearing heirs...

[sunbloomdew]

reminds me of this post

TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW

Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.

[ratgill]

Like I give a Fuck

[tellemtell]

car

[wormspoodle]

ford + mcgucket (mostly)

[poorlemons]

hi star!!! :D Favorite color(s): Yellow, i am predictable, but also i have some examples and also some of the others I like

Last Song: you should listen to the mechanisms. cw for uh, discussions of child death and disease. also vague nods to the whole Oedipus situation. nothing too graphic but! yknow

Currently reading: Im still currently working through The Stars Claim Them , its 1 million words its taking me a while. but book wise im also reading A Field Guide To Germs by Wayne Biddle. its very interesting!! learning about anthrax :) Currently watching: Relistening to The Magnus Archives. I count this as watching b/c i do just watch the still image of the logo while it plays Currently Craving: Water. I need to refill my water bottle Coffee or Tea: Water. I just drink water. I cant stand drinking flavored drinks on a regular basis- i need something blank and Nothing to idly sip on. also Coffee has a really gross strong smell. Raspberry tea is alright tho. Hobby to try: ive been trying to learn how to embroider!! I need to get fabric so i can make a mechanisms and tma patch Current AU: You know it, you love it, its my Bookeater AU for TMA. Every day I wake up and I think about Michael and Michael Shelley Tagging: um. uhhh i dont have the capacity to remember that many people. @spider-centrall. i want to know your secrets. umm lets hope you havent been tagged @bluesgras. and trusty mutual of mine, my beloved mutual through thick and thin @lord-box-possum. and also anyone and everyone i forgot, do come over

Get to Know Me (tagged by @slingbees)

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rules: tag 9 people you want to get to know better and catch up with

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Favorite Color(s): ORANGE!!!!! but also yellow!

Last Song:

Currently Reading: them Guardians of Ga'hoole books because when I was in the hospital I read one of them.

Currently Watching: I'm going through Red Vs Blue with some friends.

Currently Craving: this peach monster right beside me. don't tempt me.

Coffee or Tea: I haven't been drinking much of either recently, but coffee.

Hobby to Try: Start animating at home.

Current AU: I guess I've been thinking about that Simpsons comic where Smithers gets cloned, fucking hilarious they just start killing each other. Other than that, I don't know.

TAGGING:@sleepypuddding @funkyjunkyfangz @beeframennoodles100 @danklemckspankle @potatoqueensays @notevenhodgepodge @butchbarneygumble @lorogy662 @calpalsworld anyone else too!

[itskatieclearly]

:v

[bornwholocker]

More of these things that I don’t know the name of

Might make more later… we’ll see

[hoaxghost]

The designer for Waluigi released some unused concept art for a 'warupeach' on ig and she looks like such a lil rascal I had to draw her..

[spicyraeman]

Infernal War Machine

[hellonpluto]

Educated Wish 😔

(Click on them for better quality they look uber crunchy ik)

[shwinlsol]

I apparently have an affinity for drawing grizzled old men and their psychopathic exes

[spiderziege]

Maybe bdubs in his crastle?

crastle, i love you crastle