#what is bussin??

[the-sass-chasm]

Was talking to a group of junior high kids and the topic of personal aesthetic came up and I (in my apparent old peopleness) said that one of the girls in the circle gave me VSCO girl energy. I have been informed that that is not a thing now. What I wanna know is who was supposed to send the email to my millennial butt that VSCO is now called coconut vibes?!?

[glitter-glue-from-the-void]

Alice saying "bussin" was not on my Magnus Protocol bingo card.

[royaltea000]

drawing him completely clothed as repentance for drawing him completely nude

[nacora-najita]

rubrub is now trolling, I can't with the codes

[aquat0fana]

my fatass did it again...

[movedtodykedvonte]

Miguel being from the future hears what would be modern slang for the teens and reacts like they are speaking ye old english cause slang has changed so fucking much. He’s crying cause someone said “yeet” and it’s so painfully outdated and cringey

[thuganomxcs]

🚺 for any additional pictures on their profile

𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 / 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

[a-decaying-nightlight]

MMMMMMMMMMMM C E R E A L

[sea-of-machines]

blind guardian fucks

[originemesis]

hc // when refusing to be seen without his mask starts as the inferiority complex of just a literal average ass dude among biblically accurate angels eventually turns into wanting to conceal how run down he's looking because using himself (freshly flavored by someone's bathwater) to help create infernal soul stock w/Lilith for him to slay later really takes a lot out of a guy who already did the whole withering populate the earth thing once. definitely causes eye bags and 'smokes twelve packs a day'face.

[heropilled]

this is peter trying to decipher miles' texts

[dyvone-blog]

I would FUCK those little guys up dude.

[rosenecklaces]

love how every time there's new information dropped that just confirms stuff elriels and normal readers has been saying for years gwynriels and eluciens default reaction is to fall into an spiral and lie to themselves. Like this is truly their rose and bread/ the quiet dreamer 2.0 I'm- jdjdjsjsj

[7-ratsinatrenchcoat]

if you have never torn open a rotisserie chicken with nothing but your bare hands and carnal urge to get into a fight I highly reccomend it

[soliddaddy96]

the more i see trendy slang the more im mortified

[devilmass]

he is offering a half-squashed loaf of rosemary olive oil bread. no he didn't make it, he stole it from a friend. yes the plastic wrap smells like cigarettes. yes there's a lil cross-shaped candle stuck in it that so clearly used to be a '4'. it's an attempt.

it kind of taste's like candle wax. the smell, through sheer osmosis, has seeped into the bread and when rodrick bites into it he can taste it; the same way the candles on his birthday cake melted into the frosting, it lends to him a memory long forgotten of candles and a birthday hat that dug into his chin something awful.

the nostalgia is as good as any ingredient. rodrick takes another bite, this time with a good slathering of butter. better. he wonders, idly, what the inside of john constantine's pocket's smell like. how long has he been carrying around the corpse of christ ?

s'some good ass bread.