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When I see Belos I kind of just scream internally because he makes me happy but also angry and I hate him and I want to throw him into a burning heap of trash but then I’ll join him because I love his character and design and story and I just rlly like Belos he makes me like happy to the point my chest hurts…I rlly like Emperor Belos….
#tomatoe rambles#short ramble#emperor belos#belos#the owl house#I love the old man#save me evil old man#I love 400 yr old men
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Truly, one of the greatest love language is someone agreeing to eat something atrocious for your benefit.
My first experience with this was in college. My friend Charlie invited me to a jazz club. One would think he’d learned his lesson. I thought nothing of this and agreed to a fun night with a guy friend. We arrived and I saw nothing romantic in the outing.
The menu at the club was very traditional date food- steak, oysters, romancey food. But still, I didn’t catch on. This food didn’t sound like what I wanted. In fact, what I wanted was a hummus plate. Charlie took this turn of events with a slight wince but ordered one for us.
The hummus plate arrived. Sitting politely on the corner of the garlic bomb was a spicy pepper. Laughing, I teasingly dared Charlie to eat it. You see, this kind of rough humor was common among buddies. I thought we were in Buddy Rules. But Charlie was operating under Date Rules; eating the pepper would be a romantic test of his bravery.
He bit the pepper.
His skin was almost as pale as mine and he went bright red instantly, tears stood in his eyes as sweat broke out across his whole body in protest. He barely managed to swallow as he began coughing, his body reflexively trying to spew forth the poison in his mouth.
I was doubled over with laughter and didn’t feel bad until a few days later when Brendan informed me it had been a date. I scoffed initially and only slowly realized Charlie had been intending it as a date. I repented the pepper and promptly dated Brendan in self defense.
Charlies act of romantic heroism went unappreciated but the spirit was there.
Many years later when I’d given up on boys I was dating my beloved wife. Together we took a trip to Taiwan. One of the wonderful things about new places is the food. I still dream about the food in Taiwan. Even the humblest train station cream puff was several orders of magnitude better than any I’ve ever had in the states.
But one place we went was like. Italian food as interpreted by Taiwanese cooks. Some of the combos were as bizarre to me as many Italians probably feel American Italian food is. Specifics escape me, but it felt like I was dreaming some of the menu at the time. At the end we decided to get a chocolate fondue, because why not. We were on vacation.
The liquid chocolate was served with all the things one would normally expect, strawberries, sweets, the usual chocolate accompaniments. And then we saw the tomatoes. Tomatoes and chocolate. We all stared at the tomatoes in horrified fascination.
Now, I hate tomatoes. I can stand a tomato sauce but raw tomatoes and I have nothing to talk about. So I knew that if I tried it I’d find it as repugnant as I’ve always found tomatoes. But I was haunted by the idea that someone who actually liked tomatoes would like tomatoes in chocolate.
My beloved loves tomatoes. And chocolate. I turned the biggest puppy dog eyes on them and begged to know if the combination was actually somehow delicious. My wife insisted that it would be heinous. Still, they speared a tomato sacrifice and coated it in chocolate, for me. For me, they ate it.
It was so wretched that their face collapsed into instant regret. But they didn’t spit it out. They knew I got sick if people spit out half chewed food. So they soldiered on and swallowed the cursed chocolate fruit.
Their devotion utterly delighted me, and even years later I adore that they suffered that tomato to reassure me that indeed, it was bad.
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who knew, dan and phil are real
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i've spent the past few weeks learning to make pasta from scratch and i think everybody should do it actually!!
#ramble#food#it's v fun#and So rewarding#also it's nowhere NEAR as hard as you think it is i promise#i cook for the fam once a week and i always just make the same sort of thing#so this year i'm only using recipes from cookbooks i own#all of these are from the classic italian cookbook by marcella hazan and they're AMAZING bc it's all things you already have in your kitche#the sauce for the meatballs is just tomatoes and salt and it's incredible
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"Oh no, someone's attracted to the aesthetics of my -punk movement but doesn't know the praxis and history behind it like I do--"
OK. Tell them. Make it a teaching moment. Everyone who's in your movement learned the background from somewhere at some point, maybe this is that point for that person. Give them a jumping off point that they can dive into later.
"Oh but I shouldn't be responsible for teaching baby -punks about the history and the how-tos and--"
OK. Then don't tell them. You don't have to be responsible for teaching people with a budding interest in your group the ins and outs and how-tos. That's fair and valid! It can be a lot of work. Someone else will handle it
"But I'm annoyed that they would try to claim to be part of/be interested in my community without knowing all the details that I know after being in it for months/years/decades, they're dumb, they're posers, they're--"
OK. Then don't engage with them, if it's that bad. Maybe someone else will come around and tell them the history, maybe they'll pick it up on their own, maybe they'll just enjoy the fashion elements for awhile.
"But they shouldn't claim to be part of the -punk community if they don't know the--"
I feel like we have a few options here. People can either talk to them, share the history, share the values, share the praxis. Or they can just chase off anyone who even thinks about dipping a toe in their community, and then wonder why it's dying off later down the line.
I dunno, maybe I'm too naive and patient or whatever. But if people are entering your -punk spaces without knowing The Rundown of what you feel they need to know, maybe being nice about it and informing people instead of immediately assuming stupidity and malicious intent could help you make a new friend. Even the loudest voices in a space had to learn from somewhere, and not everyone has the luxury of being in the space as the History was Happening--whether it's an age thing or a not being aware of the space thing. Or maybe I just don't see what the big deal is behind people hating people who like the aesthetic of something and don't know the behind the scenes history about it yet.
Because I believe in the word 'yet.' No one comes into this world knowing everything about everything, and we're all constantly learning new things. I'm not gonna degrade someone and call them a poser for not knowing what I know. Because if it were me, interested in a scene but getting chased out and called a poser? I wouldn't hit the books and study up, I'd go 'that fuckin sucks, those people sucked' and then avoid anyone and anything having to do with it.
So chase people off and call them posers if you want. But if your community starts dwindling, don't be fucking shocked.
#out of queue#ani rambles#punks and posers#i cant even call this a 4am hot take because its 7pm but like#idk i keep seeing posts about like 'how DARE people think I bought my punk clothes how DARE they not know the how-tos and DIYs'#or 'ugh people only care about the ~aesthetics~ of my movement if you don't know shit get out of here' and like#maybe I'm just a shy ass introverted nerd whos scared of social rejection! but I avoid that shit like the plague#so if someone were to reject me based on not knowing about something I'd never even heard about? something i was JUST getting into?#there's a high chance I'd just scram and never look back. i don't wanna be the one who causes that emotion in someone else#granted this is coming from someone who STILL doesn't know how to make her own patches or worked up the courage to do direct action praxis#outside of offering neighbors to my tomatoes and trying to talk to people about what I'm passionate about#but still imo unless someone's a malicious intentional bad actor i dont see the point in scaring newbies off#thats how movements die imo#i know this is my solarpunk blog but its not a solarpunk specific thing#i think the main post that inspired this was about store-bought versus self-made spiked leather jackets#which honestly just feels petty to me but who knows.#might delete later
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tl;dr till sings the "hope theme" motif and a note progression that represents love (typically of a woman) (disclaimer i dont actually study music theory BUT I DID look at sources)
while i was listening to blink gone i noticed that till sang a minor 7th leap followed by a minor 3rd leap down. (his parts below!!)
respectively, the lyrics he sings translates to "before this piercing radiant moment / fades away" and "and the fiery thrill / blazes out to the sky" both generally are about something star-like. regardless of the way they disappear (fading or exiting with a blaze of glory), the moment itself was thrilling, exciting, and bright.
wow i wonder where we've seen that concept before! wonder if it has anything to do with beta round 6 and how he was trapped in the meteor shower! (also how some of beta round 6's concepts bled into round 7!)
in addition, the celestial qualities of the lyrics could symbolize the faraway stars or points of brightness in his life, like mizi or ivan. in his graduation note, he refers to mizi as an angel ("If angels were real you’d be one wouldn’t you?" <- crossed out) , while luka reminds till of ivan prior to the "and the fiery thrill" line.
NOT TO MENTION the callback to ivans lyrics but thats a whole other thing
but i digress with the lyrics symbolism, let's talk about the note progression! similarly to the lyrics, the musical significance of the minor 7th leap is related to distance, or the concept of something/someone far away. (this is due to the minor 7th leap being almost a full octave!!)
in other media, the leap is used in a similar way, mainly underscoring other themes within the narrative. most notably the leap is used in the joy luck club opening (overarching thematics of the american dream)
sylvia maltby, a professor at the british columbia conservatory of music refers to this leap as the "hope theme." "The upward leap of a minor seventh has positive attributes; hope, joy, happiness and prosperity."
in relation to alnst, at this point in the episode theres a distinct lack of hope. till isn't singing because he believes he'll be saved, he's singing because it's a necessity. because it's guaranteed he'll be shot if he stops. and he's tried that before.
imo, since these leaps happen earlier in the round, they serve more as foreshadowing for his literal leap of faith and hope. haha depressing
"but it's only 3 notes! how important could they be?" well. according to richard wagner, a notable composer (and another source maltby cited), the minor 7th leap not only represents hope but the love of a woman. woww wonder where that shows up
mizi is both a faraway concept and loved. prior to till seeing her, he believed she was dead. she was physically gone, forever, and even before her alleged death, she was a deified and treated like an angel. till himself didn't even know mizi well, but despite this, he wanted to protect her.
as i mentioned before, this leitmotif foreshadows till's actions, chiefly his leap into hope. throughout the round he was broken down and constantly in a state of guilt, stress, and regret. of course the appearance of mizi would blast him with hope, she was supposed to be dead. till believed he would die alone, knowing he's only on stage because another died for him.
but then mizi shows up, a beacon that carries hopes and dreams. of unadulterated love. he reaches out, and-
did i ever mention how the next note is left musically unresolved?
how about the ending lullaby never hitting the last note?
#EVER SINCE I JOINED THE FANDOM I HAVE BEEN FEARING THIS MOTIF AND WAHHFHHFHE IT SHOWED UP#THIS IS SO LONG WHATHTEHELFELL#lmk if the formatting quirks make this easier or more annoying to read btw!! js trying to put emphasis on some things to get the main point#across quicker lolll#alien stage#alnst#plips rambles#plips theories#plips essays#i feel like this isnt actually that well put together i mean th draft in the discord was BAD but it was more understandable#bcs casual or wtv#bbahhhhhh#if i mentioned kierkgaard or the great gatsby this post would be so much longer lmao#no yeah this gets incredibly messy towards the end booo tomatoes#EASY LISTENING EXPERIENCE MY AHH BTW.... WTF#i feared this day#this motif#anywaysssss#i would edit but ehhhhhh
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Oldie for the Lostbelt 6 crew
Castoria is technically all of the above but sharing is caring, Castoria
#tomato rambles#shitpost#fate#fate grand order#what even is this image quality tumblr#guess it adds to the vibes#habetrot#baobhan sith#guda#gudako#gudao#fujimaru ritsuka#castoria#artoria caster#morgan le fae#lostbelt morgan#oberon#mash kyrielight#leonardo da vinci#the kid version lol#gordeolf musik#lb6#lostbelt 6 spoilers#kind of??#mash doesn't qualify for the sense of purpose one#because technically she didn't have one at first#oop#don't worry eggplant you're doing just fine
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i made a uquiz because i reread antigone and felt catharsis. which tragic greek figure are you?
#uquiz#short uquiz#i didn't write too much in the answers because this took me. six hours#god bless uquiz makers this shit is DIFFICULT#almost put agamemnon as a result but no one fuckin likes that guy#*pointing at agamemnon* boooo tomato tomato tomato#you walked on your house's finest tapestries boooo tomato tomato tomato#anyway i'm rambling now time for a victory nap
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Ok here’s a rare type of post but let me tell you something that ANNOYS me about Belos.
It’s not his character…but it’s just that whenever I have a cool drawing idea for him I’m smacked in the face with “this won’t work”..and you may be wondering..”whys that?” It’s because..HES SO LIMITED he’s not but when it comes to things he’d actually do my ideas are discarded. This morning I was thinking “oh imagine belos played the organ! I could draw that!” So I searched up if puritan churches had organs…they were banned. So that’s one drawing idea gone 💔 I think there’s been multiple times this has happened to me idk if anyone else has this struggle with him tho.
I GET IT DOESNT RLLY MATTER BUT ALSO IT DOES I WANNA POTRAY HIM CANONICALLY (When it’s out of my aus I suppose)
#tomatoe rambles#emperor belos#the owl house#Philip Wittebane#belos#wittebane#so like that’s why I don’t do many belos drawings#mystery solved
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The original goat curry recipe I use was made by a white lady. I was making it for a cooking class I was taking at a local college.
I needed to make a practice run of it, but I was skeptical that the flavor would really pop, so I doubled all the spices from the recipe as it was written.
It came out… fine. But afterward I tripled the spices for the one we made in class which came out phenomenal.
#ramblies#I wish I didn’t have food issues#but pure tomato base tends to be a No from my brain without some dairy to cut it#or at least a bread to eat it on#I’m gonna make some flatbread tomorrow and try to eat it again cause uhhhhhh I made a lot#and if my beloved has to eat it alone we’ll have to dedicate a lot of freezer space to it
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Whoever made that one "picky eaters hate tomatoes but like pizza, ketchup, and marinara sauce 😂😂" meme I need them to grab an actual raw tomato, bite into it like an apple, and then try saying that again
#“They taste the same” NO THEY DON'T#Look me dead in the eyes and tell me a raw tomato on a sandwich tastes the same as ketchup#sp-rambles
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Silly little hfjone au where airy is just a normal guy that runs a flower shop and his name is Raymond bcs why not
(hfjone would have never happened if airy chose any else but truck driver)
he’s Charlie’s godfather because I make the rules and I like it
#enzo rambles#art#fanart#airy fanart#hfjone airy#airy hfjone#hjfone charlie#amelia hfjone#hfjone scenty#hfjone tomato#hfjone au#Airy is my wife#Raymond parris
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i hate that people don’t have the ability to find memes funny while also still appreciating the art the meme is based on… creep by radiohead is a genuinely great emotional song, careless whisper isnt just a romantic little joke it’s actually such a beautiful and sad song. i dunno… it makes me so sad!!! what do you mean the use of creep in an appropriate scene took you out of the movie?? it’s still a song about that emotion those feelings.. whatever!!!
#same thing w like. Shrek.#did you guys know shrek 2 has a 69% audience score on rotten tomatoes. what the fuck#that’s like genuinely one of the best animated comedies ever.#but It’s so memed no one takes shrek seriously anymore when those movies are some genuine art#WHATEVER….#rambles
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Why is it that every morning I have to physically throw myself out of bed to get the day started but on the mornings when I say I'm going to finally let myself sleep in I cannot sleep 2 minutes past 8
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Castoria's ahoge tilts down like the usual Artoria ahoges but Aesc's curves up like Arthur's 🥺
#castoria#artoria caster#aesc the savior#aesc#tonelico#fate#fate grand order#tomato rambles#no i haven't been spending#an obscene amount of time#staring at aesc and morgan's hair#no what are you talking about#i'm totally normal#woops i forgot images#don't mind me retroactively editing my own post
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