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Meme Prompt 2
Thinkin of feral halfa Jason again. No surprise there.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#halfa jason#de aged danny#alongside the entire class#GIW were doing experiments with the more ecto contaminated of the amity parkers#And experimenting with how cores are formed in hopes of learning how to permanently destroy them#They just chose the worst place to set up their labs thanks to there being a new reaper-class ecto-being settling down there#Does this count as mpreg lol#Technically he's just carrying the cores until they can reform bodies even if they're lil babies now#Well their bodies are toddlers they still have their minds for the most part#I imagine this takes place before anything like the Titans Tower or just after the heads in a duffel bag#On one hand he's not thought to be gunning after robin#on the other he's a very territorial brooding halfa with no one explaining to him why he's so aggressive to intruders#he stress bakes and cooks a lot which the children of crime alley and people are chill with#free food after all#Crime Alley seeing Hood's glowing green eyes: We've connected the dots#Jason with his several toddlers with teh same glowing eyes: You haven't connected shit#Crime Alley already researching supernatural and alien creatures: We've connected them#jason todd#crime alley#goonion#danny fenton#jazz fenton#dan fenton#ellie fenton#valerie gray#tucker foley#sam manson
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i love you guys but how would this even work
#japanese is not a latin-based language and uses different symbols for syllibles#do you have to learn japanese first and THEN learn this#or like do they show this to teach them the basics of english#imagining a english class in japan showing this to middle schoolers/high schoolers#looking at the lyrics sheet wouldnt work bc this is meant for toddlers#tmbg#they might be giants#here comes the abcs#tmbgareok
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Hiya!! I absolutely ADORE your blog, and ESPECIALLY your RoyJamie meta, it's literally foundational fandom stuff to me 💕✨💕✨💕
I'm curious to hear your thoughts on what careers you think Roy/Jamie would have had if they weren't footballers. I only ask because there's actually not a lot of au fics that deal with RoyJamie in different careers, probably because their profession is so foundational to their characters and their relationship to one another.
On that note: how do you think these career changes would affect their personalities/dynamic? What do you think would have to happen for Roy/Jamie to choose a path that's not football (if you're still dealing with a universe where they both excel at it)?
This is actually something that I haven't given a lot of thought, especially with Roy, so this is a super interesting question!!
I could totally see Roy being a complete legend in some kind of trade. He's obviously very physical and kinesthetically intelligent, and I think he'd enjoy + excel in anything where he was working with his hands. I heavily hc Roy as autistic, and I think part of what he likes about football is that he doesn't have to mask while he's playing, so imo he'd enjoy manual labor for the same reason - he can just silently lock in and fix the AC without having to talk to anyone
I think Jamie (on the entire other hand) would want to do something where he got to work closely with people, but I could see this manifesting in a lot of different ways.
One is that I think he'd be a really good daycare/preschool teacher. He's great with kids and obviously has a LOT of energy, so I think he'd really excel with young children, especially since they'd be on more of a play-based curriculum than older kids. I don't think he'd necessarily enjoy teaching a set of lessons in a classroom all day, but running around outside with 3 year olds for hours on end? He could DEFINITELY do that. And be the best at it
Another is that I could see him in some kind of social work. I think helping DV victims especially would be really fulfilling to him after what he and Georgie went through
I'm glad you enjoy my blog!! Thank you for following 🩷🩷
#ask#royjamie#working class royjamie au roy is an HVAC guy and jamie is a toddler teacher#they meet when roy comes to do repairs at jamie's daycare center and jamie and his 2 year olds gawk at him the whole time#the kids are amazed about roy's drill making sparks and jamie is amazed about his beard and biceps
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I wonder if jazz/babs/kori/dick is a ship
If it is, I bet Dick does his level best to morph into a purse dog. he'd be so happy up there. uppies for robins, even when they're kinda big. They're trying to figure out where to go for dinner since the place they had a reservation at got blown up.
#babs dick kory jazz#lmao a helluva thing to type#there probably isn't a ship name#3 heroes and a bossy girl#vibes#i would apologize for the extremely low quality of this image#except it is probably obvious from the fact that i took a picture of a sketchbook and then colored eyes in paint#that i have no training as an artist#in fact i rage quite art classes as early as possible in elementary school#so you get the quality of the coloring pages i make for toddlers#red asks#dp x dc
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see the 'isekai'd into a child' au doesn't really work with cpsm unless you want to deal with the consequences of yeeting a kid's soul into a 40 years old body too, but do know i am clutching close to my heart the mental image of a very tiny rakiel being followed around by an even tinier theo all over the place. he's like a duckling. no idea what's going but by god will he follow hyung anywhere he goes.
rakiel being pint sized does not make him get into any less trouble btw. it just makes him easier to lose track of and sneakier about it. poor gardin is fucking going through it. asterion loses years of his lifespan every couple weeks. theo is having the time of his life. hyung actually doesn't mind spending time with him and their father is paying attention to them? he's having a blast <3
#i talk a lot <3#cpsm#their assigned agents are fucking sweating. they know they're not supposed to intervene but these are Toddlers.#they're supposed to be in their classes and their rooms all day!! this is supposed to be the easiest assignment!#this is the job everyone wants because it's a lot of nothing to do! and instead they're- they're sneaking out again aren't they.#like i said. this au doesn't really work for cpsm easily. but i yearn for it nonetheless.
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I would like to both thank and blame tumblr for the phrase "turn slow tigers into fast tigers with this one neat trick!" Like, I am grateful for it as a mnemonic that stuck that reminds me to go punch the punching bag* when I get too stressed out and can't function well from acute stress, but also I can no longer refer to it any other way because when I get that stressed I have trouble with words Which means today I was putting on my wrap gloves and my brother was looking at me like "what are you doing?" and all I could say was "turning slow tigers into fast tigers" *I think the original post was about taking a short run or tensing all your muscles and then releasing them? But my response to stress is very much not flight lol
#the person behind the yarn#it worked though!! and he's on tumblr so he knew what I meant#are they called wrap gloves? wrist wraps?? hand wraps???#the wraps like you'd wear under boxing gloves but in glove form themselves instead of a long strip of fabric#and with padding on the knuckles#back before I got sick I used to do what was pretty much MMA sparring#in that that was not the specific style we were learning but once a week we had sparring hour#and like half the people that came were MMA dudes#which also means I can say (I find this hilarious but my sister doesn't)#I have only been punched in the face by three people: a toddler. my sister. and a professional MMA fighter#that dude got SO MUCH GRIEF from the rest of the class for even barely hitting my face. it was hilarious#I was probably the youngest person in the sparring group by well over a decade they were super nice#today was my first time hitting the punching bag in like...8-9 months?#I stayed away from it while I was anemic because that seemed a bad idea#and it was great!!! my new meds meant I could use the punching bag for more than like two minutes at a time!#and it didn't skyrocket my heart rate!!! or at least not as badly!!!#so I think I will get back into using it more often
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fifth graders will look you right in the eye and say shit like "crap isn't a swear word" and "well our teacher lets us say it" and "no, mr. [name] says crap all the time and he lets us say it"
#other blatant lies from today include you're not allowed to give us laps (there's a list on the board of who has to do laps today)#also insane when they swear and you tell them they cant use that word and they say it five more times in apparent shock#two different boys did that two days in a row#anyway substituting is harder than being a real teacher for this reason but you can't beat the education requirements lol#i have an associate's that's not even relevant to teaching lmao#for context mr. name was not out today he had just stepped into the hall for a minute 😂#i was like oh yeah? is that what he's going to say when i ask him? and the kid was like yeah#so i asked mr name and shockingly he was like: no he's not allowed to say crap 🙄#literally....why would you even think a teacher would buy that 😂#i know among adults its sort of disputably a bad word but for kids its a bad word come on you can't scream crap in a classroom#in front of a teacher and not get in trouble#anyway subbing for a fifth grade class of all boys this week continues to be more challenging than toddlers or kindergarten and i mean that#oh another classic from the same kid this morning he wanted to know why he wasn't allowed to build a gun out of legos#and point it at his fellow students#hm 🤔🤔🤔#then they write SECS on their worksheet in huge letters bc they think somehow an adult won't catch that lmao
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Been relistening to How to Train Your Dragon, and something I’ve noticed is:
Hiccup chooses his fate.
Like, I absolutely love the whole fate is ruling Hiccup’s life - playing games with him - I mean he is a walking “lost things magnet” to quote the witch. He seems destined to be king because there are so many signs - the blue snow, the swimming race, speaking dragonese, the dragon mark, the list goes on.
But. (And I only spotted this now) In the very beginning, when Gobber sends the boys in to steal a baby hunting dragon, the first dragon Hiccup ever has to train, he picks out one. He gets a nice easy basic brown (Horracow) and he probably would have been very happy with her. She’s obedient, holds similar non-violent beliefs as him, and would have been easy to train. He could have had a fairly ordinary life with her, nothing impressive but he’d have lived.
But Fishlegs didn’t get a dragon.
Fishlegs would have been banished from the tribe had Hiccup not decided to disobey the ‘only the strong can belong’ mentality and given up his dragon. Because he gives Fishlegs his dragon, Hiccup chooses Toothless. And Toothless. Toothless is the key to everything. Literally. *Looks hard at the lobster claw*
The point is, that because Hiccup chooses compassion over self preservation, he chooses to become king the wilderwest. He would rather do a hard thing, like find another dragon, than let his friend suffer. He would rather pick a dangerous adventure over those he’s responsible for, who he cares about, getting hurt. And that’s why, again and again, he always pick the path toward being king.
It’s the same when he saves Fishlegs by claiming he wrote the letter to Tantrum, and in the quest for the potato, and, finally, in how he defeats his father in the flashburn duel. Because dragons are people he cares about.
Yes, Fate chooses Hiccup, but only because Hiccup chose Fate first.
#hope this makes sense#it made sense in my head#but I’m ill#so...#nervous laughter#I just love this kid okay#I also need to do a post of toothless#hiccup is literally trying to compete with adolescents dragons#while toothless is a toddler#that’s like two year old trying to do high school classes#no wonder he struggled#hiccup#book hiccup#book toothless#How to Train Your Dragon#httyd book fandom#httyd book spoilers#httyd spoilers
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I finished my first programming module and my primary takeaway is that anyone who thinks computers can replace humans has gotten uncomfortably used to talking to computers and has not interacted with a real live human person in like... maybe ever.
#megs vs mlis#I had to stop in the middle of trying to build a function to make a 'talking to toddlers' meme about computers#but honestly that's an insult to toddlers because oh my god. computers are so fucking stupid. ho. ly. hell.#anyway no the quarter doesn't officially start until monday#and yes I am two weeks ahead in one class and about to be a week ahead in another. don't worry about it.#it is wild to me how much BETTER of a student I am like. while medicated. jesus christ.
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#toddler classes sydney#toddler classes#toddler classes near me#toddler activities Bondi#toddler classes Bondi
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hate how people can't fucking differentiate between ADD and ADHD and don't understand that it has different degrees of severity like autism does. don't know if it's just a my country/language thing but here we call it either ADHD or attention deficit disorder kind of just interchangeably, which is a big fucking problem because it doesn't acknowledge the hyperactivity and everyone with ADD just gets lumped in as ADHD because I guess we forgot what the damn H stands for. nowadays every kid is getting diagnosed with it (often self diagnosed or by their parents just because they daydream in class and fidget sometimes) so I get situations where I explain to people how I need to pace around and I need constant stimulation and I can't retain information well and all of my ADHD traits aren't things I can just change and they go "well I/my kid/whoever else has attention deficit disorder and they don't need to do all those things, stop using it as an excuse" do you understand my hell.
#i just started telling people i'm hyperactive which makes me sound like a damn toddler#and doing more obvious stims on purpose so people will at least understand or attribute it to my autism or whatever#we need to gatekeep adhd i'm sorry guys. at least until a fucking line in the sand is drawn between it and add.#i make it sound like a bigger deal than it is most people are supportive but like. i still can't stand how no one treats it as a spectrum.#my adhd is not on the same level of timmy's who daydreams in class sometimes#like my autism is not on the same level as john's who's nonverbal and needs assistance#i don't understand why we've gone out of our way to make it clear autism is a spectrum and different people need different accommodations#but we can't do the same for adhd and add#adhd is not taken seriously at all because of this shit#adhd#actually adhd#neurodivergent#ableism#lukas rants#hila has spoken
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me: I love stardew valley bc it's an easy game to play between study breaks
actually me, red-eyed 2 hours later: I just need to play one more day because I need to bring these to the community centre, and I have geodes to open, and this person requested this item, and if I can collect enough wood tomorrow I can build this building, wait robin's isn't open tomorrow so it'll have to be the next day, but there's an event that day, and-
#stardew valley#I have now set myself a TWO DAY MAXIMUM#I went to bed at 3 last night#I had class at 8am this morning#toddler hours.... truly
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People like to poke fun at children for being irrational, but I think they’re actually extremely rational, just working with a limited set of information.
#sometimes my children will say seemingly the most unhinged things#but if you tease out the line of thought#yeah no that is actually a reasonable conclusion based on what they know#did I already make this post#toddler life#I’m thinking about my mathematics logic classes in college
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(spoilers for bsd manga chapter 120)
"idc whether you all live or die" fyodor literally paraphrasing sukuna while the entire cast dies in rapid succession is only furthering the "gege is writing bsd now" theory bc he's bored after his own ocs got mushed
so it's like a cat on your keyboard except he's killing off all your twinks and asagiri has to come in with his coffee and shoo him off like and like sigh in exasperation at his mess and fix the document aka resurrect everyone while gege breaks his ankles for dinner
#it's either this or they're both toddlers absolutely WARRING over aku's corpse like KILL. SAVE. KILL. SAVE.#a la ass class karma v nagisa#can you tell im okay#why did that feel even shorter than the usual short bsd chaps im gonna cry#bsd manga#bungou stray dogs#bsd 120#fyodor dostoevsky#my post#the sigma show
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