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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for all who celebrate
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever
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“Every next level of your life will demand a different you.”
— Leonardo DiCaprio
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it genuinely makes me sad that “happy wife, happy life” is a phrase that means “I make my wife happy because if I don’t she’ll be annoying and fuck up my day” when it should mean “I keep my wife happy because seeing her smile genuinely makes my heart light up with mirth, I love hearing her joyful laugh, I love making her happy”
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“Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t stop for anybody.”
— Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
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“You are a little soul carrying around a corpse.”
— Epictetus
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me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up
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finally 143 lbs, im back to where i was 3-4 years ago, so proud of me, its hard to show up daily &workout but i got this 🙌🏻
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told my husband i was feeling down, he walks out the room and comes back in wearing a shirt i never seen before that says "wife" with my pictures on it. 😭🥰
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yeah bro, am i considered “skinny “ now 😅😅😭🏋🏼 jk im still thick in the legs and i bloat like im 5 months pregnant ldao
months pregnant lmfao 147lbs never felt so good tho😌😜🥴😏
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“The life in front of you is far more important than the life behind you.”
— Joel Osteen
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It's so funny telling ableists that i have a personality disorder because all of them go "but you're nothing like what i've read on google??"
that's because google is fEEDING YOU BULLSHIT STEREOTYPES THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST. The reason "your borderline" isn't anything like me is because your borderline DOES NOT HAVE BPD!!
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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
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