#to the left

[owl-house-facts-i-just-made-up]

OWL HOUSE FACT #26: When they first started their stay in the human realm and were learning human realm life Luz and Vee had to explain to the Hexside gang that the Cha Cha Slide was not some sort of possession spell

[classycookiexo]

[azaablue]

and if this is how i started my "5 years after aang's death" fic...

Excerpt from Republic City Times  BREAKING NEWS: THE AVATAR IS DEAD November 14, 131 AG  Avatar Aang, 43, has passed away. In an official statement from the United Republic Council, the Avatar had been battling a long illness for some time, and had informed all world leaders of his condition as it progressed. Sources close to the Avatar say that he was surrounded by friends and family, including prominent leaders in our new Republic: Councilman Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe, the Chief of Police, Toph Beifong, General Suki of Kyoshi Island, and Fire Lord Zuko. Avatar Aang, the lone survivor of the massacre of the Air Nomads, the hero of the Hundred Years War and founder of Republic City, is survived by his wife, Master Katara of the Southern Water Tribe, 45, and their three children: Lieutenant  Bumi of the United Forces Navy, 23, Master Kya, 21, and Master Tenzin, 17.  The Avatar and Master Katara’s son, Tenzin, is now the only living air bender.  Representatives of the family have asked for privacy at this moment and those close to the Avatar have declined to comment. The Avatar’s obituary, written by Master Katara, will be published in the coming days. There will be a funeral where the public may pay their respects next week.  While it is nontraditional, all of us at Republic City Times are wishing the Avatar’s family the deepest condolences. Many of us here at the paper owe our lives to his heroic efforts and all of us are able to write freely without fear of prosecution in the Republic because of his work. Thank you, Avatar Aang. You will be deeply missed.  Any efforts regarding the search for his successor have not been announced. 

Excerpt from Republic City Times  BREAKING NEWS: NEW AVATAR FOUND IN THE SOUTHERN WATER TRIBE December 14, 135 The White Lotus has confirmed that the new Avatar has been found in the Southern Water Tribe. In the four years since Avatar Aang’s death, which was commemorated last month with a number of celebrations across Republic City, an elite team selected by world leaders has been hard at work searching for the next Avatar. Though we were braced to anticipate at least a decade of waiting before the Avatar would be announced, the search was officially declared over just after midnight.  Currently, the world knows little about the new Avatar, and according to sources close to the White Lotus, this may remain for several years. Through the White Lotus, the new Avatar’s family has asked for privacy, and will not be disclosing their identities for sometime. However, given public research into the Avatar cycle, it is likely that this Avatar is a girl around the age of four.   Avatar Aang’s family has declined to comment on this matter, but is reportedly going to meet with the White Lotus in  the Southern Water Tribe the coming days, along with Councilman Sokka, Fire Lord Zuko, General Suki, and Chief of Police, Toph Beifong. People across the world can breathe a sigh of relief tonight knowing that the Avatar cycle has continued, though our solace is not without its complexities and hesitations. We have only known a world with one Avatar, the one who led us into an era of peace. To many, it feels like tonight the sun has finally set on the age of Aang. As a new dawn emerges, it is rational to be worried for what the future holds. To say that she has big shoes to fill would be an understatement. Even so, recent polls have stated that many Republic City residents are cautiously optimistic.  All of us at Republic City Times would like to be the first to say, welcome the world, Avatar. We can’t wait to see what you’ll do. 

it would have more ofc, but beginning and end of first chap????? idk im procrastinating other stuff bare with me ty

[mazzywazzy69]

I just showed Noah that one Lightbulb video

[jesibeii]

Was trying to remember why I took this picture... then I remembered lol

[shitpostingkats]

Wheel of Time had to be written in the nineties because if the characters were allowed to flex even a quarter of their polyamorous power it would have led to another breaking of the world.

[edtype]

“To the Left, Please.”

Here’s a clip of Zawe from her “ingenue” days. Seeing how she was nudged along had me wondering about any of the times she may have experienced instances of disrespect brief or otherwise.

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Ur so funky

- 🧶

I’m just a funky lil dude! 🪩🕺😸

[venacoeurva]

A pussy out kinda look

[jerzwriter]

do monkeys left balls just hang lower?

You know, that's an excellent question. One I don't have an answer to. lol It's funny, sis-in-law and I were saying (not too long ago) it's ALWAYS the left (Warning... Jersey talk)

*** I don't give a monkey's left ball sack... *** He can suck the left one... so on and so forth I'm like, "Yeah, even Beyonce was all "to the left, to the left".

I don't know why it is... it just is.

LOL Thanks for the laugh, Nonny. (And if you find the answer out, let me know lol)

[qekouu]

Sketch dump :]

[skeletorross]

Current feeling after the news from today

[politijohn]

Source

[mediocre-megs]

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature. it WILL kill you. yes.

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]