#tlb edgar

[saltylandland]

Killing A Vamp: Chapter 2

Summary: after betraying your brothers for the chance to get your humanity back, you realise who was pulling the strings the whole time.

✨✨Platonic! Gn! Reader/You x Lost Boys✨✨

I'm on a roll here, so another one!

Word count: 1.1k

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The bout of silence that followed almost made you feel embarrassed, happy that the store was empty besides them and the knocked out parents a couple metres away. But soon enough the brothers jump into action, wheeling out the comic displays in the front, locking up the shop, and turning the open sign to ‘closed’.

Escorting you hurriedly into the back, they set you down at a table and flick the light above you three on. It almost feels like an interrogation.

They talk over each other, “we’ve seen you on the boardwalk more than once with those shady punks, you’re talking about them right?”

“I knew you’d come to your senses, finally ditched those leeches huh?”

“Damn I knew they were vampires!- wait did you say you need to kill vampires or vampire?”

You rub your forehead tiredly, those couple hours you slept had been for naught as these boys stamped out all of your energy. “No, listen, I need you to take out the head vampire- you know what that is?” You know damn well that they know what that is but you ask anyway.

The boys nod their heads like aggressive bobble heads, that almost makes you laugh. “Yeah, I know who he is and he needs to die as soon as possible” the boys look at you, then they look at each other, then back at you. “You’re a half bloodsucker, aren’t you?” And before you can say anything else, the short one jumps up and pulls down the blinds. You unintentionally flinch, cursing yourself over, ‘you’re too fucking tired for this shit’

The short frog drops the blinds but goes for a steak, honestly what the fuck is wrong with these guys?!

Smacking it out of his hand, you take hold of the band on his head and smack it as lightly as you could on the table. You were getting fed up and that is not good.

“Dude what is your damage?! I came here to get healed, not steaked! Will you just listen to me?!” The short one clears his throat, trying to shake off the hit he just took and the other looks at you in slight awe.

“But if you’re a half, then those punks you hangout with are vampires too!” At this you bristle up, but you decide to lean in with a little bit of truth, you were a shit liar anyway. “Yes, but they’re not the problem here-“ the taller frog interrupts “not a problem?! They’re the reason that Santa Carla is the murder capital of the world!”

You sigh again, this is going to become a habit isn’t it? “First of all, just because a build board has it spray painted on the back doesn’t mean it’s true. Do you think the supernatural only exists here? Why is the rest of the world’s violence downplayed by five vampires- don’t write that down!”

The frogs look sheepishly as they lower their notes. “That nickname, is what attracts shitheads to Santa Carla, to the boardwalk. It’s crowded and filled with tourists and wanderers, perfect pickings for people with bad intentions. Monsters don’t stop at the supernatural, much less vampires”

You admit you’re exaggerating a bit now as you talk about your brothers now. “Those punks only eat people with bad intentions” “but what about the missing kid posters huh? Is skipping bedtime a death sentence Missus Claus?”

You look at them weirdly, “hold on, what’s with your voice? You sound constipated. Secondly, they have nothing to do with those kids, once again, shitty people exist. Hell, I’ve seen some of my brothers give the kids joy rides on their bikes.”

That was surprisingly true, although rare, some wanderers have kids that can’t go home, whether their homeless or their parents need to work and they can’t afford babysitters, the boys will keep an eye out for those kids wandering around the boardwalk, even giving them pocket change for some rides, food, or carnival games. Mainly the three others sans David, who mainly takes up the guard dog position.

All of a sudden you feel a prickling at the back of your neck, you could tell that the sun had already started to set. Have you really been spending all your time just defending your brothers? You’re really running out of time here.

“As much as I would like to debate the ethics and morals of supernatural creatures here, I’m running out of time here, are you in or out?”

They look at eachother, then back at you. “The vampires aren’t on board with the sire killing?”

You shake your head “they don’t even know I’m here, or the fact that I know who the sire is. If they did they wouldn’t be able to hide that away from him. I am only half so I’m in a safety net of sorts, he barely knows or cares that I exist and he cannot command me just yet.”

The frogs nod along “him. Pronouns. Got it.” Ah, fuck me.

“But I know they don’t like his command, and I don’t want to be a vampire, I just don’t have it in me.”

“Then why did you do it?”

You pause for a moment, furrowing your eyebrows “I don’t know.”

“So… when do we start?” Your look at them confused, “what?” The short one makes a stabbing motion. “Killing the head vamp?”

Oh! “Well, it can’t be here, the boys must be freaking out about where I am and why I suddenly am taking interest in comics… why don’t you join my dnd club?”

At this point you three walk out of the break room into the store front area. The boys look at you bizarrely. “Dnd? Isn’t that satanic?”

Now it was your turn to look at them weirdly, “you guys are geeks and you don’t play dnd? And no it’s not satanic!” You stop near the cash register where you had first started. “Look, it’s the perfect guise here ok? My club is looking for new members and we’re starting up a new campaign. If they see me here I can tell them that the club put me up to this to convince you guys to play with us. Plus we can work out strategies there.”

The door rattled violently as David walked through the store towards you three. Wait, wasn’t that door locked?

Turning to the boys you say a bit louder than necessary “great! So we’ll meet on Friday ok?”

Turning around you walk up to David who was only a couple metres away now. You walk out of the store with him, not until he stares down the frog brothers for a bit before turning back around with you.

Thanks for reading!

[gothamslostboy]

Giving TLB Characters Middle Names bc I Can

For the boys I’m thinking Max picks new middle names for them every 20 years or so after they pick a first name

David Elliot

Paul Bradley

Dwayne Oliver

Marko James

Michael Cade Emerson

Sam Theodore Emerson

Lucy Rachel Emerson

Alan Lucas Frog

Edgar Benjamin Frog

Star Jasmine

Max Nickolas

Laddie Jameson

[lazywerebat]

i feel like edgar would do this lol

[massacredzombie]

Star from the lost boys <33

[whoreforhorrorsblog]

Michael after seeing David drink from the wine bottle licking his lips and moaning

[queenlakiefer]

Saw this picture on Facebook and had to edit this and put Edgar there because it is totally something he would do 🤣

[man-moth-hook-hand]

I didn't know where to place laddie in this :/

[chloessscanvasss]

i think we should normalise putting the most randomest characters in our schools, like change their age and everything and just place them in our schools

like yes, i want to see paul always sitting in ie for never shutting up during lesson, i wanna see marko getting sent to reset for lobbing pens at dwayne across the classroom during science, i wanna see david getting stopped at the gate every morning for always coming in with trainers, no tie, his blazer in his bag and his shirt untucked

i want to see year 11 lost boys bullying year 7-8 frog brothers and sam before they all get booted out the school one by one because the frog brothers and sam kept telling the teachers about it

or like year 11 star picking year 3 laddie up from primary school with micheal, who had to bring sam, who had to bring the frog brothers

i could literally make 10 different posts about current school aus and never get bored

[brat-pack-it-up]

☆|| The lost boys Sequals & prequels I would sell my soul for ||☆

1. A prequel movie fallowing grandpa Emerson’s backstory of him as a vampire hunter, possibly including his wife or how she died, or including a young Lucy. Bonus points if he’s played by Jason Patrick

2. A series fallowing the frog brothers after the third movie(🤮) where the brothers move back to Santa Carla and begin training local teens to fight vampires “Cobra Kai” style

3. A movie or show about the lost boys backstories (basically the prequel that we were supposed to get but never did)

4. A tv series filmed in the late 80-early 90s about Sam, Edgar, & Alan (Awesome monster bashers) hunting vampires or other paranormal creatures while still being high-school/college students, think a cross between “supernatural” and “my baby sitters a vampire”

[walmart-icarus]

say all you want but I would be best friends with the frog brothers

the loser vibe??? The fact that they tell some random kid about vampires five (5) minutes after making fun of his fashion choices???

I don’t like that they killed my family, but I’d be lying if I said I would be their enemy 💀

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Saw this today

Also why do I feel like people are planning things

[gothamslostboy]

Edgar, Sam, and Alan on the drive home from murdering Marko bc they don’t like murders

[insanityandstars]

"that's sexist, Edgar ಠ⁠,⁠_⁠｣⁠ಠ"

[skreeonkg]

When it’s just the lost boys and Star playing it turns into half monopoly half WWE wrestling match.

[whoreforhorrorsblog]

When Sam isn't looking lol

[queenlakiefer]

I guess you’ll never know

Sam was finally pulled free from the vampire’s clutches after the light of the sun burned his undead hand. David screamed in agony as his flesh sizzled. He quickly regained his composure as he saw the younger Emerson and the Frog brothers fleeing and yelled.

“I guess you don’t want to know what happened to your sister!”

This stopped the Frog brothers in their tracks, causing Sam to stop as well. The brothers turned around in disbelief at the mention of their missing sister. Edgar was the first of the brothers to speak.

“We know what happened, you blood suckers killed her and we won’t rest until every last one of you has a stake through the heart!”

Alan nodded in agreement, staring at David with more disgust than he usually would have stared at a vampire…he was offended that this…THING…this MONSTER dared mention his sister. This monster didn’t deserve to breathe the same air as her let alone mention her.

David wanted nothing more than to tear them limb from limb for killing Marko but they were still safely in the sun’s rays. However he knew their weakness, he had an ace up his sleeve like he always does and the perfect bait to tempt them to their deaths.

“Never found a body did they? For all you know she could still be out there somewhere”

David was beginning to enjoy himself despite the events that unfolded not long ago. He enjoys toying with his food. David’s sadistic smile grew bigger and his gold and red vampiric eyes gleamed. He nodded behind him in the direction of the dark abyss of the sunken hotel.

“Could even be somewhere in this very cave”

The Frog brothers glanced around the small cavern as if hoping for a glimpse of their missing sister but quickly turned their eyes back to David. Alan was slightly weakening and Edgar spoke out as if sensing his brother’s hesitation.

“He’s lying! It’s just a death breath trick!” Edgar yelled, trying to convince his brother but also trying to convince himself.

This blood sucker wants to kill them, he’ll say anything to lure them into his trap. There is no way she is still alive, she would never abandon her family. If she was alive…no matter what, she would’ve found a way to escape and come home. She would never have put their parents or little brothers through this pain.

It was like a game of chicken, who was going to crack. Believing David wasn’t an option, he would rip them to shreds in a heart beat. Sam was taking all of this in and could only imagine how they must be feeling and how tempted they must be wanting to know what happened to their sister…if it was Michael then he’d feel the same way but perhaps this was for another time. They must go, they are wasting precious time.

“Let’s go.” Said Sam and Edgar nodded reluctantly.

Edgar wanted to know, god knows he did but he can’t believe the words of this vampire. There was no proof she was still alive and what matters now was to avenge her death. Take every last one of these blood suckers down…we owe her that. Edgar and Sam started to make their way out but realised that Alan was rooted to the spot so now it was their turn to drag him out, they grabbed Alan by his arms and pulled him towards the mouth of the cave.

“Don’t believe a word of it Alan, remember what he is.” Said Edgar before continuing.

“It’s classic vampire mind games. You know she would never abandon us, her family. She’s gone and we must slay every damn blood sucker in her memory.”

Alan came more to his senses as they were leaving, realising that Edgar and Sam were right and muttered.

“She’s gone”

David was still grinning and watched as they left. Before he disappeared into the shadows of the cave he chuckled darkly and spoke to the retreating vampire slayers.

“I guess you’ll never know”