#tlb 1987 edgar frog

[lazywerebat]

i feel like edgar would do this lol

[arkhangelssky]

@creepyboy11 showed me The Lost Boys last weekend and this is all i got out of it

[massacredzombie]

Star from the lost boys <33

[queenlakiefer]

Saw this picture on Facebook and had to edit this and put Edgar there because it is totally something he would do 🤣

[man-moth-hook-hand]

I didn't know where to place laddie in this :/

[brat-pack-it-up]

☆|| Day one of my lost boys head-canons ||☆

(Fair warning they’re random & not in order)

The frogs

• Okay for starters their parents names are Rainbow and Clive

• Rainbow was raised by hippies while Clive wasn’t raised with the lifestyle but got into it in college

• They also met in college in an english literature class

•They both dropped out at around 19 when rainbow got pregnant

•Clive was deployed in the Vietnam war until he was honorably discharged after a year

• They only really started doing drugs after he was discharged

• Rainbow has narcolepsy (part of the reason they’re sleeping in every scene)

• When rainbow isn’t high she likes to paint and bake

• Alan is 9 months older than Edgar

• Neither of them have middle names

• Edgar and Alan’s military obsession came from their dads old war story’s

• The dog tags Alan wears are their dads

• Both Edgar and Alan are horrible at customer service to the point that it’s shocking that they actually have money to eat

• The boys were homeschooled until their first year of middle school

• Until the summer before their first year of school they both had long hair, Alan’s going to his upper back and Edgar’s going to his shoulders

• they cut it in the bathroom with their dads old switch army knife

* Edgar purposely deepens his voice to sound more intimidating and only using his real voice when he gets scared, really tired, or distracted

• Together the two of them can only make 4 meals so they do rotation since their parents aren’t exactly their to feed them

• Edgar’s the “talker” between the two of them but he usually comes off more off putting

• Alan has the most delayed reflexes known to men

• The only tv shows the two watched growing up are things from the 50s-60s “blood sucking Brady bunch” “the attack of Eddie Munster”

• Edgar is obbsessed with Rambo and chuck Norris to the point it’s concerning

• Alan is the worst driver know to man when he learns

• They both flex in any reflective mirror they pass by

• They definitely share a room

• Edgar has the bed farthest from the door in case anyone breaks in

• Pinky promises are their form of sacred law

• They have their bedtime that they set up for themselves

Your honor I love them

[chloessscanvasss]

i think we should normalise putting the most randomest characters in our schools, like change their age and everything and just place them in our schools

like yes, i want to see paul always sitting in ie for never shutting up during lesson, i wanna see marko getting sent to reset for lobbing pens at dwayne across the classroom during science, i wanna see david getting stopped at the gate every morning for always coming in with trainers, no tie, his blazer in his bag and his shirt untucked

i want to see year 11 lost boys bullying year 7-8 frog brothers and sam before they all get booted out the school one by one because the frog brothers and sam kept telling the teachers about it

or like year 11 star picking year 3 laddie up from primary school with micheal, who had to bring sam, who had to bring the frog brothers

i could literally make 10 different posts about current school aus and never get bored

[whoreforhorrorsblog]

When Sam isn't looking lol

[berd-alert]

Edgar Frog is not beating the non-binary allegations.

[tac-the-unseen]

Had this idea after watching a tik tok.

[walmart-icarus]

say all you want but I would be best friends with the frog brothers

the loser vibe??? The fact that they tell some random kid about vampires five (5) minutes after making fun of his fashion choices???

I don’t like that they killed my family, but I’d be lying if I said I would be their enemy 💀

[creaturefeaturecommando]

I got another pair of Lost Boys pajama pants. Two years in a row where I have pants with David’s vamp face on them. I love the pants but the lineup is weird. David, Marko and then… Edgar Frog ? Not even like Michael ?

[beelze-the-bubkiss]

Saw this today

Also why do I feel like people are planning things

[queenlakiefer]

Max has ranted like this at The Lost Boys after one of their shenanigans and you can’t tell me otherwise 🤣

This particular rant probably happened around the time they all got banned from Max’s video store 😂

[skreeonkg]

When it’s just the lost boys and Star playing it turns into half monopoly half WWE wrestling match.

[brat-pack-it-up]

☆|| The lost boys Sequals & prequels I would sell my soul for ||☆

1. A prequel movie fallowing grandpa Emerson’s backstory of him as a vampire hunter, possibly including his wife or how she died, or including a young Lucy. Bonus points if he’s played by Jason Patrick

2. A series fallowing the frog brothers after the third movie(🤮) where the brothers move back to Santa Carla and begin training local teens to fight vampires “Cobra Kai” style

3. A movie or show about the lost boys backstories (basically the prequel that we were supposed to get but never did)

4. A tv series filmed in the late 80-early 90s about Sam, Edgar, & Alan (Awesome monster bashers) hunting vampires or other paranormal creatures while still being high-school/college students, think a cross between “supernatural” and “my baby sitters a vampire”