#David the lost boys

[adams-fav-roach]

Max: Where have you been?

David: I–

Max: 5 words or less.

David: Out. For. A. Walk. *realises he has one more word and smirks.* Bitch.

[why-am-i-simping-for-a-train]

We were robbed of skateboarding Dwayne

[ria-coolgirl]

Hahaha 😂

Lost Boys + Star + Michael x Reader putting things higher on purpose

- David

- Starts casually placing random stuff she uses daily on the top shelves.

- Acts innocent when she asks. “Huh… how’d that get up there? Need a lift, sweetheart?”

- Deadass lifts her slow on purpose so he gets as much boob time as possible.

- Marko

- Makes it a game.

- “Bet you can’t reach this one, babe!”

- Deliberately puts everything from mugs to her favorite snacks on high shelves.

- Volunteers first to help her up, guaranteed motorboats at least once.

- Paul

- Doesn’t even pretend to be slick.

- “Aww… poor thing can’t reach? Guess I gotta help ya, huh?”

- Smirks like a little shit when his face gets full of cleavage. “Best job ever.”

- Dwayne

- Quiet menace.

- Secretly moves things around, then conveniently appears when she struggles.

- Acts like he’s just being helpful. “I got it.”

- Lets his face land right there, lets out a low hum like it’s the best part of his day.

- Michael

- A little shy at first, but once he catches on the others are doing it, he joins in.

- Pretends it’s for organization reasons. “I thought we agreed to keep snacks up top?”

- Blushes every time, but he won’t stop.

- Star

- Laughs at the boys but totally does it too.

- “Oops. How’d that get up there?”

- Helps Reader up, smirks when she notices where her face lands.

- “What a view.”

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Bonus:

They make a whole ass competition of it. See who can get the best boob-smother moment without getting caught.

Reader eventually catches on:

“YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE!”

And they all just grin.

[spicyboelives]

I was supposed to draw horror movie stuff last month but I wasn’t able to 😬 we’re doing it this month(s).

[bubblegumbarbie33]

[vampyrhe]

i wish my gender was the lost boys

[persephone-s-moon]

You're one of us now, Michael

[otonokis]

these freakin guys

[adams-fav-roach]

At Darla's café;

Customer: Who's that? *pointing to David who is sitting at the counter*

Darla: Oh! That's my friend David! Say hi David!

David: Hi.

Customer: Uh hi. You don't seem like you'd be friends. You're so...gothic.

David: Darla is actually an eldritch horror, who's true form is something straight out of H.P. Lovecraft's mind. So I'd say she's pretty gothic, too.

Darla: Aww David. Is that a compliment?

David: Don't push it.

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Darla is the lovely @ria-coolgirl oc @darla-sweets-87. Go check her out!

[psychotic-star-girl]

How it feels finding something to read when the fandom is either dead or unknown or the character is just underated:

[definitelynothim-notalex]

The Easter Bunny coming to see David and his reaction 😂

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Headcanons: The Easter Bunny Pays David a Visit

- The boardwalk’s quiet tonight.

David’s leaned against his bike, cigarette burning between his fingers, watching the crowds thin out. He’s got that steady, unreadable stare — calm but dangerous.

- Then from the shadows… a giant fuzzy-ass Easter Bunny mascot lumbers into view.

Fur’s kinda grimy, one ear flopped over. Carrying a basket full of plastic eggs.

David (low, voice sharp like a blade):

"The hell is this supposed to be?"

- The Bunny hops over to him, dead silent, and holds out an egg.

It’s sparkly pink. Kinda insulting.

David (narrowing his eyes, flicking his cigarette away):

"You got about five seconds to disappear, fuzzball."

- Marko’s already snickering from the side.

Marko:

"C’mon, Dave — it’s the Easter Bunny! Might have somethin’ good in there."

Paul (buzzed off his ass on something herbal, grinning huge):

"Yeah, man… could be a little treat! Don’t be such a grump."

- David glares at them both, but snatches the egg from the bunny anyway.

He pops it open, fully expecting something weird — and a puff of goddamn glitter explodes in his face.

David (standing there, deadpan, glitter stuck in his lashes and hair):

"You’re real brave for a guy in a suit."

- The Bunny honks its nose at him.

David (voice like a knife to the throat):

"Run."

- The Bunny bolts down the boardwalk. Marko’s laughing so hard he’s doubled over, and Paul’s wiping tears from his eyes.

Marko:

"You look beautiful, Dave!"

Paul:

"Yeah, sparkle king!"

David (voice cold, dangerous but calm):

"Next one of you that says a word… I’m shoving you in a dumpster."

- Dwayne just gives a rare smirk from the shadows.

Dwayne:

"Happy Easter, David."

David:

"F*** Easter."

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Perfect ending:

That damn bunny’s head gets mysteriously found floating in the ocean the next night. No one talks about it.

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[adaricruz]

da boyz 🩸

[why-am-i-simping-for-a-train]

They’re sooo important to me

[bornfreakdraws]

*arrives 37 years late to the party* so uhhh 'The Lost Boys' (1987) huh

[the-avengers-not-the-nazis]

Nothing. And I mean NOTHING. Can ever out hot the carousel scene from The Lost Boys

[midnight-in-santa-carla]

Some art I got carried away with today when I should have been doing something else 🙃